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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Hey how's things? Hello? Cheesy chat up line lol. Whats the best way guys and thanks?

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By *reelove1969Couple
over a year ago

bristol

hi hunny ...hows you ???

it tips me over the edge every time ...engine started !

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By *an_WoodMan
over a year ago

Stafford

In real life or with a message ?

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By *andy_tomMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton

Hi my names dick, would you like it,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi I'm Troy Mcclure you might remember me from.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good evening, my dear.

You really need a wine glass to pull this one off though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fancy a fuck lmfao =D

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi my names dick, would you like it, "

oh elloooo little dickie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi I'm not looking for sex but if you are then I am too. If not then can we just chat and be friends....unless you're wanting sex in which case I'm your man.....

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By *onestjohn1962Man
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Tickle your arse with a feather?"

'Pardon'

"I said it's particularly nasty weather."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""Tickle your arse with a feather?"

'Pardon'

"I said it's particularly nasty weather." "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

never ceases to amaze me what kinda messages some guys send..lol....but i know im fed up answering to ' hi hows you today' :-/

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By *onestjohn1962Man
over a year ago

Sheffield


"never ceases to amaze me what kinda messages some guys send..lol....but i know im fed up answering to ' hi hows you today' :-/"
Hi Trixy hows you today?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I no lady's don't like when us men say ho how are you but what's the point of us men writing some really long message only got you not to even look at it and delete it if you replied and said I'm fine how are you that polite and then we would start a convo. Lady's this site is not just for lady's it's for us men too and if it wasn't for us men there wouldn't be any swinging so come lady's give men a break

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry few spelling mistakes but hope I got my point across

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By *aisy2012Couple
over a year ago

everywhere

Sexy had one this morning "do you like big cocks?" With the obligatory pic

Followed by "fancy a fuck then?"

David Niven lives!!!!

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By *eddonistikMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Yo bitch!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People like that give us genuine blokes a bad name

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yo bitch!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The good old "fancy a fuck message", best way to end a conversation before its even started lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Based on the amount of cock pic avatars the ideal solution seams to be walk over to their table whip your Wang out and slap them in the face with it, followed by "hi, how's it going?".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can predict the future ....

You are about to delete this message !

I am a single guy looking for..

Tadah see I was right

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE


"Hi my names dick, would you like it, "

A mate of mine at Uni used this all the time...but its 'do you like it ?' Leaves it easy to come back rather than a straight knock back.

Always worked for him with his upper class accent and George Micheal looks.

Another guy tried it and got 'what...Head ?' straight back at him. His knees almost buckled

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Say hello,Hello.xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I no lady's don't like when us men say ho how are you but what's the point of us men writing some really long message only got you not to even look at it and delete it if you replied and said I'm fine how are you that polite and then we would start a convo. Lady's this site is not just for lady's it's for us men too and if it wasn't for us men there wouldn't be any swinging so come lady's give men a break "

and I bet that post was five times as long as any message you've sent!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What do woman want . you wouldn't come up to a lady in the street and tell them your life story straight away you ask them if there ok . I no this isn't the street but come on lady's we are trying to be polite I could spend ten min on writing a full length starter message for you lady's just to delete. I do put effort into messages but then I get the whole delete sign so you tell us lady's what do u want from us

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

See and you get lady's like these who don't even no you and say silly things

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yo bitch!"

Ive had that!! Haaaaa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"See and you get lady's like these who don't even no you and say silly things "

Is that's aimed at me? Try using the quote button so we know who you're complaining about

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello love I don't want to fuck you but if you want to fuck me that's fine . Works Everytime .......... Not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"See and you get lady's like these who don't even no you and say silly things

Is that's aimed at me? Try using the quote button so we know who you're complaining about "

I'm not complaining at all just try to make my point the same as you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I no lady's don't like when us men say ho how are you but what's the point of us men writing some really long message only got you not to even look at it and delete it if you replied and said I'm fine how are you that polite and then we would start a convo. Lady's this site is not just for lady's it's for us men too and if it wasn't for us men there wouldn't be any swinging so come lady's give men a break "

I said basically this on yesterdays single man thread

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Yo bitch!"

You forgot to add "Get yer tits out for the lads"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"See and you get lady's like these who don't even no you and say silly things

Is that's aimed at me? Try using the quote button so we know who you're complaining about

I'm not complaining at all just try to make my point the same as you "

So who were you referring to when you said ladies like these who say silly things??

Oh and as for silly comments, I think 'this site is not just for lady's it's for us men too and if it wasn't for us men there wouldn't be any swinging' is as silly as they come!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I no lady's don't like when us men say ho how are you but what's the point of us men writing some really long message only got you not to even look at it and delete it if you replied and said I'm fine how are you that polite and then we would start a convo. Lady's this site is not just for lady's it's for us men too and if it wasn't for us men there wouldn't be any swinging so come lady's give men a break

I said basically this on yesterdays single man thread "

And I see that thank you for posting that

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By *eddonistikMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Yo bitch!

You forgot to add "Get yer tits out for the lads" "

I tend to follow up with stick this in your gob luv.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"See and you get lady's like these who don't even no you and say silly things

Is that's aimed at me? Try using the quote button so we know who you're complaining about

I'm not complaining at all just try to make my point the same as you

So who were you referring to when you said ladies like these who say silly things??

Oh and as for silly comments, I think 'this site is not just for lady's it's for us men too and if it wasn't for us men there wouldn't be any swinging' is as silly as they come! "

Don't you just love it when people clutch at straws

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *hyllyphyllyMan
over a year ago

Bradford

Can I slide my love sausage into your foo foo?

(I may have watched too many Jimmy Carr stuff )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"See and you get lady's like these who don't even no you and say silly things

Is that's aimed at me? Try using the quote button so we know who you're complaining about

I'm not complaining at all just try to make my point the same as you

So who were you referring to when you said ladies like these who say silly things??

Oh and as for silly comments, I think 'this site is not just for lady's it's for us men too and if it wasn't for us men there wouldn't be any swinging' is as silly as they come!

Don't you just love it when people clutch at straws "

lol I don't need to clutch at straws sweetheart. I'm more than happy with my life on Fab thanks and get more than enough decent messages to keep my busy

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By *hyllyphyllyMan
over a year ago

Bradford


"get more than enough decent messages to keep my busy "

OI Legs! Nice Legs, what time do they open?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"See and you get lady's like these who don't even no you and say silly things

Is that's aimed at me? Try using the quote button so we know who you're complaining about

I'm not complaining at all just try to make my point the same as you

So who were you referring to when you said ladies like these who say silly things??

Oh and as for silly comments, I think 'this site is not just for lady's it's for us men too and if it wasn't for us men there wouldn't be any swinging' is as silly as they come!

Don't you just love it when people clutch at straws

lol I don't need to clutch at straws sweetheart. I'm more than happy with my life on Fab thanks and get more than enough decent messages to keep my busy "

And I'm pleased for you never said once you wasn't happy on here and I hope you get many more nice message but I'm not your sweetheart happy swinging

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"get more than enough decent messages to keep my busy

OI Legs! Nice Legs, what time do they open? "

Thanks, they open on the hour so you've just missed out

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

Stands taping foot...35 mins to go

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

Looks at watch...32 mins. Lights fag....and I dont smoke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Looks at watch...32 mins. Lights fag....and I dont smoke "

lol

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Yo bitch!

You forgot to add "Get yer tits out for the lads"

I tend to follow up with stick this in your gob luv."

I'm liking your style bro, did we go to charm school together

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"get more than enough decent messages to keep my busy

OI Legs! Nice Legs, what time do they open?

Thanks, they open on the hour so you've just missed out "

Is this gonna be like one of those swiss clocks where some guy comes out of your little door whacking a little drum and two trumpeters either side blast out a fanfare?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"get more than enough decent messages to keep my busy

OI Legs! Nice Legs, what time do they open?

Thanks, they open on the hour so you've just missed out

Is this gonna be like one of those swiss clocks where some guy comes out of your little door whacking a little drum and two trumpeters either side blast out a fanfare? "

lol Oh I wish, but if any man want's to blast a fanfare upon seeing my legs then step this way

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

Who knows...because as soon as they open I'm in like Flynn. Anything that comes out will have to come out if little white ass

Actually, may just ramraid now. (Off looking for something suitable )

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

Shit...missed it. Bloody bag needed emptying

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"get more than enough decent messages to keep my busy

OI Legs! Nice Legs, what time do they open?

Thanks, they open on the hour so you've just missed out

Is this gonna be like one of those swiss clocks where some guy comes out of your little door whacking a little drum and two trumpeters either side blast out a fanfare?

lol Oh I wish, but if any man want's to blast a fanfare upon seeing my legs then step this way "

Get Tosh to pick me up on his next visit

Double Ice Cream

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey, fancy a shag between 1pm and 10pm today?.. is a good one lol

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By *ondiniumCouple
over a year ago

Wisbech

"Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die" always serves as a nice ice breaker.

Alternatively, "Hello, who's your favourite serial killer?" is a sure-fire conversation starter.

Hope that helps.

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By *onestjohn1962Man
over a year ago

Sheffield

This always works for me

"Can you smell the chloroform on that ??"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am horny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fancy going halves on a bastard ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why is it that when guys opens with "Hi, how are you?", then they don't know how to respond to my answer?

I mean, he's asked how I am, so when I reply honestly with how I'm fed up with the rain outside, can't be bothered to start the housework, feel miserable about some problem or other and just generally want to moan, he doesn't understand....

He asked - I answered....

If he'd said that he liked some aspect of my profile and would like to get to know me, then he'd have got an entirely different response - but they never say that, do they?

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By *000_6ftMan
over a year ago

Norwich

"I'm not like the other guys on here"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I tend to send a fairly lengthy introduction message. Yes, it's a cut and paste which means a few ladies delete straight away as they recognise it as such, but I spent a while creating it as a further intro to who I am and what I'm looking for.

If it's read and/or deleted with no response, I put a private note on that account so I don't hassle the lady again with any further notes.

I get perhaps 10% of ladies who reply to say no thanks (always appreciated) and possibly about 1% that want to know more.

I honestly don't think those percentages were any different went I tried to hand craft each intro mail (and even when you do, you tend to fall into the same phrasing, and so you might as well have done a cut n paste).

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