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"Lions pen at the zoo perhaps?" have got big Ass | |||
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"tried looking in a mirror  "bend over and show me ur ass | |||
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"I'm looking for big ass pussy, I can shag her all night lol I want to play with meat xx"Clearly u cant even get sex if u paid for it so i would give up or head straight to the cucumber aisle | |||
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"I'm looking for big ass pussy, I can shag her all night lol I want to play with meat xx"You have no idea what you really want do you? | |||
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"What is an "ass pussy"? OP please enlighten. God.., have I lived such a sheltered life? What else don't I know about?" I think although I can't be certain that its just a big pussy described using slang talk Eg....Man thats some biiiig ass pussy you got goin on there! | |||
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"What is an "ass pussy"? OP please enlighten. God.., have I lived such a sheltered life? What else don't I know about? I think although I can't be certain that its just a big pussy described using slang talk Eg....Man thats some biiiig ass pussy you got goin on there! " Or thinking about it now he could be using the archaic or biblical word "ass", that refers to mule or donkey. So in today's language he could have said he's looking for a donkey's pussy. I've got a few farms near me with a few donkeys, but no point in telling you where they are OP, because I don't rate your chances with them. So you best stick to your hand as you're doing now. | |||
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"I'm looking for big ass pussy, I can shag her all night lol I want to play with meat xx
Clearly u cant even get sex if u paid for it so i would give up or head straight to the cucumber aisle" | |||
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"I'm looking for big ass pussy, I can shag her all night lol I want to play with meat xx
You have no idea what you really want do you? "can I fill ur ass x lol | |||
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"You are vile! " open your legs you'll find out lol x | |||
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"You are vile! open your legs you'll find out lol x" And open yours and you might get something you don't expect. A cricket box might come in handy though.  | |||
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"Im looking for clean pussy please provide any history with it . Tell me if u used cucumber or tools . . I don't like to fuck women who been using tools . I like innocent pussy . That's my preference sorry if you mind" LMAO, what like a car, one careful owner, serviced regularly?? Good luck with that! | |||
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"You are vile! open your legs you'll find out lol x And open yours and you might get something you don't expect. A cricket box might come in handy though. "cricket box wtf | |||
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"Im looking for clean pussy please provide any history with it . Tell me if u used cucumber or tools . . I don't like to fuck women who been using tools . I like innocent pussy . That's my preference sorry if you mind LMAO, what like a car, one careful owner, serviced regularly?? Good luck with that!" You been serviced yet . You need new MOT . Maybe you need Oil Change lol | |||
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"You are vile! open your legs you'll find out lol x And open yours and you might get something you don't expect. A cricket box might come in handy though.
cricket box wtf "Yes. And I have a lovely new pair of DMs. I'm sure you'll love it. You seem to enjoy being a target.  | |||
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"Im looking for clean pussy please provide any history with it . Tell me if u used cucumber or tools . . I don't like to fuck women who been using tools . I like innocent pussy . That's my preference sorry if you mind LMAO, what like a car, one careful owner, serviced regularly?? Good luck with that! You been serviced yet . You need new MOT . Maybe you need Oil Change lol "Nah I'm alright thanks mate, got a lovely female mechanic who regularly tightens my nuts! | |||
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"You are vile! open your legs you'll find out lol x And open yours and you might get something you don't expect. A cricket box might come in handy though.
cricket box wtf
Yes. And I have a lovely new pair of DMs. I'm sure you'll love it. You seem to enjoy being a target. "trust me I melt ur pussy xx | |||
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"Im looking for clean pussy please provide any history with it . Tell me if u used cucumber or tools . . I don't like to fuck women who been using tools . I like innocent pussy . That's my preference sorry if you mind LMAO, what like a car, one careful owner, serviced regularly?? Good luck with that! You been serviced yet . You need new MOT . Maybe you need Oil Change lol
Nah I'm alright thanks mate, got a lovely female mechanic who regularly tightens my nuts!"maybe your nuts are loose m8 | |||
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"You are vile! open your legs you'll find out lol x And open yours and you might get something you don't expect. A cricket box might come in handy though.
cricket box wtf
Yes. And I have a lovely new pair of DMs. I'm sure you'll love it. You seem to enjoy being a target.
trust me I melt ur pussy xx"Only if you had a blowtorch. | |||
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"Im looking for clean pussy please provide any history with it . Tell me if u used cucumber or tools . . I don't like to fuck women who been using tools . I like innocent pussy . That's my preference sorry if you mind LMAO, what like a car, one careful owner, serviced regularly?? Good luck with that! You been serviced yet . You need new MOT . Maybe you need Oil Change lol
Nah I'm alright thanks mate, got a lovely female mechanic who regularly tightens my nuts!
maybe your nuts are loose m8"Not when she's finished with them, grip like a vice! | |||
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"You are vile! open your legs you'll find out lol x And open yours and you might get something you don't expect. A cricket box might come in handy though.
cricket box wtf
Yes. And I have a lovely new pair of DMs. I'm sure you'll love it. You seem to enjoy being a target.
trust me I melt ur pussy xx
Only if you had a blowtorch. "im sharp as knife I will tear u apart its matter how u use it . | |||
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"I'm looking for big ass pussy, I can shag her all night lol I want to play with meat xx"Lmfao ' big ass pussy' wtf is that | |||
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"Im looking for clean pussy please provide any history with it . Tell me if u used cucumber or tools . . I don't like to fuck women who been using tools . I like innocent pussy . That's my preference sorry if you mind LMAO, what like a car, one careful owner, serviced regularly?? Good luck with that! You been serviced yet . You need new MOT . Maybe you need Oil Change lol
Nah I'm alright thanks mate, got a lovely female mechanic who regularly tightens my nuts!
Lucky man
maybe your nuts are loose m8
Not when she's finished with them, grip like a vice!" | |||
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"You are vile! open your legs you'll find out lol x And open yours and you might get something you don't expect. A cricket box might come in handy though.
cricket box wtf
Yes. And I have a lovely new pair of DMs. I'm sure you'll love it. You seem to enjoy being a target.
trust me I melt ur pussy xx
Only if you had a blowtorch.
im sharp as knife I will tear u apart its matter how u use it . "How quickly can you dice a whole cucumber??! | |||
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"You are vile! open your legs you'll find out lol x And open yours and you might get something you don't expect. A cricket box might come in handy though.
cricket box wtf
Yes. And I have a lovely new pair of DMs. I'm sure you'll love it. You seem to enjoy being a target.
trust me I melt ur pussy xx
Only if you had a blowtorch.
im sharp as knife I will tear u apart its matter how u use it . "You're as sharp as soggy cardboard!! Lol. | |||
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"I'm looking for big ass pussy, I can shag her all night lol I want to play with meat xx
Lmfao ' big ass pussy' wtf is that "big ass pussy mean its female . Maybe to many men don't understand they inbox me lol | |||
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"I'm looking for big ass pussy, I can shag her all night lol I want to play with meat xx
Lmfao ' big ass pussy' wtf is that "big ass pussy mean its female . Maybe to many men don't understand they inbox me lol | |||
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"You are vile! open your legs you'll find out lol x And open yours and you might get something you don't expect. A cricket box might come in handy though.
cricket box wtf
Yes. And I have a lovely new pair of DMs. I'm sure you'll love it. You seem to enjoy being a target.
trust me I melt ur pussy xx
Only if you had a blowtorch.
im sharp as knife I will tear u apart its matter how u use it .
You're as sharp as soggy cardboard!! Lol."trust once im inside u you'll find out how hard I'm . You will moan or groan lol | |||
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"I'm looking for big ass pussy, I can shag her all night lol I want to play with meat xx" Wow!! what a great opening line! How come I've never thought of that! What woman would not be bowled over by such charm? Makes David Niven look like Albert Steptoe! | |||
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"You are vile! open your legs you'll find out lol x And open yours and you might get something you don't expect. A cricket box might come in handy though.
cricket box wtf
Yes. And I have a lovely new pair of DMs. I'm sure you'll love it. You seem to enjoy being a target.
trust me I melt ur pussy xx
Only if you had a blowtorch.
im sharp as knife I will tear u apart its matter how u use it .
You're as sharp as soggy cardboard!! Lol.
trust once im inside u you'll find out how hard I'm . You will moan or groan lol "No love. That noise you hear women making is, in fact, snoring. | |||
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" Lmfao ' big ass pussy' wtf is that "Don't you know that's the jive talk on the mean streets of Tamworth ? Werd. | |||
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"I like big ass pussy and I cannot lie. All the skinny ass pussy can just pass me by. etc etc"  | |||
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"I'm looking for big ass pussy, I can shag her all night lol I want to play with meat xx"Style. Bet the ladies are queuing up - after they have used Google translate to figure out what on earth you are saying. May be you can ask a butcher - plenty of meat there. | |||
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"I'm looking for big ass pussy, I can shag her all night lol I want to play with meat xx
You have no idea what you really want do you?
can I fill ur ass x lol "Oh dear  | |||
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"I'm looking for big ass pussy, I can shag her all night lol I want to play with meat xx"I know some people my age who think rap is the way forward. From what I've picked up along the way the OP would have read "I'm looking for a woman with a big arse/bum/butt. I can last all night. I prefer a bit of "cushion for the pushing" or something to hold onto when making love But I could be wrong | |||
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"I'm looking for big ass pussy, I can shag her all night lol I want to play with meat xx
I know some people my age who think rap is the way forward. From what I've picked up along the way the OP would have read "I'm looking for a woman with a big arse/bum/butt. I can last all night. I prefer a bit of "cushion for the pushing" or something to hold onto when making love
But I could be wrong "I talk rap and Im almost 40. Theres an easy edit for someone in there | |||
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" I talk rap and Im almost 50. Theres an easy edit for someone in there" There you go | |||
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" I talk rap and Im almost 50. Theres an easy edit for someone in there There you go " | |||
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"I'm looking for big ass pussy, I can shag her all night lol I want to play with meat xx
I know some people my age who think rap is the way forward. From what I've picked up along the way the OP would have read "I'm looking for a woman with a big arse/bum/butt. I can last all night. I prefer a bit of "cushion for the pushing" or something to hold onto when making love
But I could be wrong "hiya are u good in bed x | |||
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"You are vile! open your legs you'll find out lol x And open yours and you might get something you don't expect. A cricket box might come in handy though.
cricket box wtf
Yes. And I have a lovely new pair of DMs. I'm sure you'll love it. You seem to enjoy being a target.
trust me I melt ur pussy xx
Only if you had a blowtorch.
im sharp as knife I will tear u apart its matter how u use it .
You're as sharp as soggy cardboard!! Lol.
trust once im inside u you'll find out how hard I'm . You will moan or groan lol
No love. That noise you hear women making is, in fact, snoring. "u like hard one lol | |||
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"I'm looking for big ass pussy, I can shag her all night lol I want to play with meat xx
I know some people my age who think rap is the way forward. From what I've picked up along the way the OP would have read "I'm looking for a woman with a big arse/bum/butt. I can last all night. I prefer a bit of "cushion for the pushing" or something to hold onto when making love
But I could be wrong
hiya are u good in bed x "I'm like a corpse in bed | |||
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"Can't beat a big arse!!  "Wow you got huge ass babe xx | |||
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"Oh my "hiya babe x | |||
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"I like big ass pussy and I cannot lie. All the skinny ass pussy can just pass me by. etc etc "hiya how are babe x | |||
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"I'm looking for big ass pussy, I can shag her all night lol I want to play with meat xx"Grab your coat but I don't have a big ass pussy ;( xxx | |||
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