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NOT INTO BLACK OR ASIAN. BUT MASTURBATE WITH BLACK DILDO

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By *ieutenant OP   Man
over a year ago

london

Are you kidding me?I respect people's preferences or choices. What I hate is double standard.for example if i say on my profile that i am not into into bbw women. Then there's a (bbw doll) lying on my bed next to me on one of my picture. What will you say.to set the record straight. I adore BBW women lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry, what are you trying to say?

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By *mm_n_ZedCouple
over a year ago

Fareham

Maybe the lady concerned regards men as more than just a cock?

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman
over a year ago

Deviant City

Eh?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nonsensical

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville


"Are you kidding me?I respect people's preferences or choices. What I hate is double standard.for example if i say on my profile that i am not into into bbw women. Then there's a (bbw doll) lying on my bed next to me on one of my picture. What will you say.to set the record straight. I adore BBW women lol"

Oh YEAH! TOTALLY THE BEST DOUBLE STANDARD EVER! THESE PEOPLE ARE ALL SCAM ARTISTS!!!!!

DAGNAMIT!!!

lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a purple sparkling dildo once....ive never seen a purple sparkling cock though

I have a rampant rabbit.....Im not into animals though

I have a glass dildo....never fucked a man with a glass cock

Toys have no bearings on my sexual preferences for human beings,they are toys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I had a purple sparkling dildo once....ive never seen a purple sparkling cock though

I have a rampant rabbit.....Im not into animals though

I have a glass dildo....never fucked a man with a glass cock

Toys have no bearings on my sexual preferences for human beings,they are toys "

There you go again, introducing rationality into a thread... Tsk, I don't know, some people...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I had a purple sparkling dildo once....ive never seen a purple sparkling cock though

I have a rampant rabbit.....Im not into animals though

I have a glass dildo....never fucked a man with a glass cock

Toys have no bearings on my sexual preferences for human beings,they are toys "

well said x

think the op needs to understand that preferences are just that. stating them on a profile is fine x saves time as long as they are read x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I had a purple sparkling dildo once....ive never seen a purple sparkling cock though

I have a rampant rabbit.....Im not into animals though

I have a glass dildo....never fucked a man with a glass cock

Toys have no bearings on my sexual preferences for human beings,they are toys "

You are so racist, what's wrong with purple sparkly people! They have feelings too you know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I had a purple sparkling dildo once....ive never seen a purple sparkling cock though

I have a rampant rabbit.....Im not into animals though

I have a glass dildo....never fucked a man with a glass cock

Toys have no bearings on my sexual preferences for human beings,they are toys "

Exactly this....I have a wide variety of dildos & vibrators in a spectrum of colours......has no bearing on the guys I want to fuck!

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville


"I had a purple sparkling dildo once....ive never seen a purple sparkling cock though

I have a rampant rabbit.....Im not into animals though

I have a glass dildo....never fucked a man with a glass cock

Toys have no bearings on my sexual preferences for human beings,they are toys

You are so racist, what's wrong with purple sparkly people! They have feelings too you know "

And genderphobic - what cock have you ever seen that resembles a fair ground ride! The makers should be sued and all that own them for making unreasonable requests of us common folk!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Perhaps the non black dildos are too small or the black one she has was in a sale

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Perhaps the non black dildos are too small or the black one she has was in a sale "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She had a black stick cos Tesco sold out the white dildos before she came there lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I had a purple sparkling dildo once....ive never seen a purple sparkling cock though"

Ok for you Honeypot, I'll turn my willy into a purple sparkling cock

Anybody got any glitter?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I had a purple sparkling dildo once....ive never seen a purple sparkling cock though

Ok for you Honeypot, I'll turn my willy into a purple sparkling cock

Anybody got any glitter?"

Ooooh goodie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I had a purple sparkling dildo once....ive never seen a purple sparkling cock though

Ok for you Honeypot, I'll turn my willy into a purple sparkling cock

Anybody got any glitter?"

just dont use that confetti stuff x it gets into dark places and looses its sparkle...... true x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wonder if the guy who provided the mould for the first dildo is on some kind of royalty payment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I had a purple sparkling dildo once....ive never seen a purple sparkling cock though

Ok for you Honeypot, I'll turn my willy into a purple sparkling cock

Anybody got any glitter?

Ooooh goodie "

To be honest Honeypot it's something I've been needing to get out of my system...you see...I'm 100% straight...but...my cock just wants to wear glitter and dress up like a girlie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wonder if the guy who provided the mould for the first dildo is on some kind of royalty payment "

Oh dear, what next dildo segregation! I had a wet dream...that all dildos were treated equally!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I had a purple sparkling dildo once....ive never seen a purple sparkling cock though

Ok for you Honeypot, I'll turn my willy into a purple sparkling cock

Anybody got any glitter?"

can I do the pritt stick please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Deffo bedtime

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I had a purple sparkling dildo once....ive never seen a purple sparkling cock though

Ok for you Honeypot, I'll turn my willy into a purple sparkling cock

Anybody got any glitter?

can I do the pritt stick please "

Now you see...there's a woman's mind...that's so much more sensible than sellotape Of course you can Tits...but only if you rub it all over your cleavage first and apply it to me that way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Deffo bedtime"

if you insist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I had a purple sparkling dildo once....ive never seen a purple sparkling cock though

Ok for you Honeypot, I'll turn my willy into a purple sparkling cock

Anybody got any glitter?

can I do the pritt stick please

Now you see...there's a woman's mind...that's so much more sensible than sellotape Of course you can Tits...but only if you rub it all over your cleavage first and apply it to me that way "

No problem! I'm sure I saw a Blue Peter once where Anthea Turner did the same to Tracy Island!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I had a purple sparkling dildo once....ive never seen a purple sparkling cock though

Ok for you Honeypot, I'll turn my willy into a purple sparkling cock

Anybody got any glitter?

can I do the pritt stick please

Now you see...there's a woman's mind...that's so much more sensible than sellotape Of course you can Tits...but only if you rub it all over your cleavage first and apply it to me that way

No problem! I'm sure I saw a Blue Peter once where Anthea Turner did the same to Tracy Island!! "

Never have so many men so quickly pulled up YouTube to double check whether that really happened or not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My preference isn't for white men but one of my vibrators is flesh coloured.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are you kidding me?I respect people's preferences or choices. What I hate is double standard.for example if i say on my profile that i am not into into bbw women. Then there's a (bbw doll) lying on my bed next to me on one of my picture. What will you say.to set the record straight. I adore BBW women lol"

You know what! I think you are just putting up anything you hope will be controversial or get attention. Is the colour of a dildo really have anything to do with who people meet? REALLY IS IT? Hey they might wear black stockings, *gasps* black boots or even god forbid black knickers.

I thin you need to get a grip and not of your cock and think with your thinking head on.

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By *lack BevanMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Thats because she was ready for the next level of dick/dildo...

Instead of wasting her time with the other.. noticeably smaller ones.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why are big dildos always black?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wish there was a facepalm emoticon for threads such as this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wow. That's a new one!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wish there was a facepalm emoticon for threads such as this "

is the best one to describe this thread!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why are big dildos always black?"

are they all? Being s guy I dont buy them but the all cant be black can they some are bright pink and silver.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why are big dildos always black?

are they all? Being s guy I dont buy them but the all cant be black can they some are bright pink and silver. "

I have a Caucasian flesh coloured 9" dildo, called Mr Dick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why are big dildos always black?

are they all? Being s guy I dont buy them but the all cant be black can they some are bright pink and silver.

I have a Caucasian flesh coloured 9" dildo, called Mr Dick "

Its got a name? Did you name it or did it come with one like cabbage patch kids?

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"Are you kidding me?I respect people's preferences or choices. What I hate is double standard.for example if i say on my profile that i am not into into bbw women. Then there's a (bbw doll) lying on my bed next to me on one of my picture. What will you say.to set the record straight. I adore BBW women lol"

Double standards? WTF?

If you're butthurt that some people on here don't want to fuck you, just say so. Or get over it.

Don't resort to ridiculous reasons why they should or why it's wrong they don't.

Why on Earth would anyone even get the idea that someone's toys represent the physical attributes they look for in a sexual partner?

I have yet to meet a man with a cock that looks like my wand (which is purple).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why are big dildos always black?

are they all? Being s guy I dont buy them but the all cant be black can they some are bright pink and silver.

I have a Caucasian flesh coloured 9" dildo, called Mr Dick

Its got a name? Did you name it or did it come with one like cabbage patch kids? "

lol it came with a little name badge, birth certificate and passport That was the nname in the catalogue. Range of three, Mr Tom, Mr Dick and Mr Harry

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By *ieutenant OP   Man
over a year ago

london

Montecristo.

Get real.I am not an attension seeker or putting up controversial stuff to get publicity.if colour guys don't appeal to you. Then why masturbating with black dildo.it doesn't make sense to me.I am not accusing anyone as racist.

No one should hijacked this as a racist agenda. We are talking about preferences and choices.

The core issue here is the double standard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wonder if the guy who provided the mould for the first dildo is on some kind of royalty payment

Oh dear, what next dildo segregation! I had a wet dream...that all dildos were treated equally!

"

This has made me chuckle

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"Montecristo.

Get real.I am not an attension seeker or putting up controversial stuff to get publicity.if colour guys don't appeal to you. Then why masturbating with black dildo.it doesn't make sense to me.I am not accusing anyone as racist.

No one should hijacked this as a racist agenda. We are talking about preferences and choices.

The core issue here is the double standard

"

What we are talking about here is a load of bollocks lol

Double standard my arse. Whats the argument? 'ah come in love, you fuck a black dido so come fuck my black cock or I'll accuse you of having double standard!' if anyone said that to me I'd laugh and laugh as o blocked them for being ridiculous!

The colour of a toy bears no resemblance to the Sexual preference of a person....a toy is just a means to an end, a cock is more. You don't have to be physically attracted to a toy but you do to the person a cock is attached to!

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"Thats because she was ready for the next level of dick/dildo...

Instead of wasting her time with the other.. noticeably smaller ones. "

Sorry........but !

The largest dildo I ever saw in a shop (and think there's a guy on here with a photo of it on his profile) was purple.

Seems 'the next level' isn't black, pink or in any way related to the actual colour of a real knob.

*unless you've left your cock ring on for too long!

A

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Deffo bedtime

if you insist "

You should have woke me if you were sneaking in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thats because she was ready for the next level of dick/dildo...

Instead of wasting her time with the other.. noticeably smaller ones. "

What rot!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What a load of bollocks!!

What next lesbians aren't allowed to use strap ons???

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By *nlyfun3Woman
over a year ago

NEAR Berkhamsted,Herts


"Montecristo.

Get real.I am not an attension seeker or putting up controversial stuff to get publicity.if colour guys don't appeal to you. Then why masturbating with black dildo.it doesn't make sense to me.I am not accusing anyone as racist.

No one should hijacked this as a racist agenda. We are talking about preferences and choices.

The core issue here is the double standard

"

lol you are so funny. since when does a toy make the man. my favourite toy is a gspot vibe its u shaped and bright orange. i also love my bright pink butt plug. if u know of a man who has an orange u shaped cock that then changes to a bright pink plug shape obviously he would be my sexual dream......what utter rubbish . for me i dont care about race or colour but i do care about the man and his personality. i think u are demonstrating your personality wonderfully!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

confused.kom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" Black is not my thing" just quoting from a profile I came across. Do you know that it was illegal for whites to have sex with blacks in S.Africa only about 20 yrs ago, but the country was full of mixed race people especially in the Cape provinces. Ever heard of "Cape Coloureds" ?

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By *dam_TinaCouple
over a year ago

Hampshire


"My preference isn't for white men but one of my vibrators is flesh coloured....."

Pssst...........black is also a flesh colour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How ridiculous

what does it matter what colour a bit of plastic is? Surely you can compare fucking a dildo to a human being?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My wife has a blue one. I'm worried she might leave me for a smurf now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My wife has a blue one. I'm worried she might leave me for a smurf now "

More than likely....best you stick yours in the freezer

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By *overs14Couple
over a year ago

norwich


"I had a purple sparkling dildo once....ive never seen a purple sparkling cock though

I have a rampant rabbit.....Im not into animals though

I have a glass dildo....never fucked a man with a glass cock

Toys have no bearings on my sexual preferences for human beings,they are toys "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are you kidding me?I respect people's preferences or choices. What I hate is double standard.for example if i say on my profile that i am not into into bbw women. Then there's a (bbw doll) lying on my bed next to me on one of my picture. What will you say.to set the record straight. I adore BBW women lol"

Just stressing yourself for nothing man

So what are you gonna say about people ( me ) that are not into fat women

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My wife has a blue one. I'm worried she might leave me for a smurf now

More than likely....best you stick yours in the freezer"

Is that some sort of Eskimo-Smurf fetish? I knew she was kinky, but..

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"How ridiculous

what does it matter what colour a bit of plastic is? Surely you can compare fucking a dildo to a human being?"

I know a few people with less personality than my dildos

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I had a purple sparkling dildo once....ive never seen a purple sparkling cock though

I have a rampant rabbit.....Im not into animals though

I have a glass dildo....never fucked a man with a glass cock

Toys have no bearings on my sexual preferences for human beings,they are toys

You are so racist, what's wrong with purple sparkly people! They have feelings too you know "

Yeah! The end of my cock is purple. It isnt glittery though, just very shiny!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a mixed colour cock, black and white. Any takers?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have a mixed colour cock, black and white. Any takers?"

Palomino?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm surprised some have to give names to their dildos. That's so sad.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lmfao @ the OP

unfuckingreal the way peoples minds work

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire


"if colour guys don't appeal to you. Then why masturbating with black dildo.it doesn't make sense to me.

The core issue here is the double standard

"

that with respect is bollocks and beyond logic..

the core issue is there is no double standard between a persons preference and what colour they choose for an inanimate object albeit a cock shaped one..

its a bloody dildo, they don't socialise with it then blank guys of colour..?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a black regular partner but I prefer white or pink dildos. I have no idea why

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By *oulou45Woman
over a year ago

Bucks

I have a blue dildo, but double standards or not .I wouldn't sleep with a smurf.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I assume the op means his logic applies to fleshlights to?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm surprised some have to give names to their dildos. That's so sad. "

Who's named their dildos?

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts


"I have a blue dildo, but double standards or not .I wouldn't sleep with a smurf."

If you look hard enough, you could probably find a video somewhere of that.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have a blue dildo, but double standards or not .I wouldn't sleep with a smurf.

If you look hard enough, you could probably find a video somewhere of that....."

Found this...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HOsrmH8Q0Bo

Massive smurf dildo

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So using a black dildo means you must like black guys wow how do I cope with my Dragon dildo !!!! Omg the double standards I must have to not want sex with an imaginary creature oh the outrage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm surprised some have to give names to their dildos. That's so sad.

Who's named their dildos? "

Two of mine are named but by the manufacturer not me there is Dick Rambone and Clayton the Earth Dragon their names not mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a purple rabbit, does that mean that if I don't fuck big purple rabbits in real life I have double standards??!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have a purple rabbit, does that mean that if I don't fuck big purple rabbits in real life I have double standards??!"

Yes you meanie the purple rabbits need love too !!

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By *oulou45Woman
over a year ago

Bucks


"I have a blue dildo, but double standards or not .I wouldn't sleep with a smurf.

If you look hard enough, you could probably find a video somewhere of that.....

Found this...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HOsrmH8Q0Bo

Massive smurf dildo "
Really? Lol

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By *oulou45Woman
over a year ago

Bucks


"I have a blue dildo, but double standards or not .I wouldn't sleep with a smurf.

If you look hard enough, you could probably find a video somewhere of that....."
I didn't know that lol

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By *ouplekinkCouple
over a year ago

kink town

This is a wind up surely??

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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago

MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire)

well sign me up to the double standards club then...

my toys are a veritable rainbow of colours, pinks, blues, orange, red - not into any skin tone ones at all... they look like chopped off cocks and thats a bit freaky!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Sorry, what are you trying to say?"

Yeah,I read it twice and it still beats the hell outta me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You have to wonder how some people on here manage to function in the real world.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This is a wind up surely?? "

A good one, I love the responses

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By *ngels of SinCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

I'd like to think this is a wind up but a get a sneaking suspicion that the op is being serious

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