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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

When my other half reads the phrase "no party hat, no party" it makes him cringe. No issue with safe sex, but does anyone else roll their eyes at statements like these? or just us oddballs!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I won't bite - unless you ask me to" makes me cringe even more

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By *umpPumpyMan
over a year ago

London

I won't fart unless you pull my finger is the worst

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Talking about hats whats the best way to stay erect with a condom. I have a few guys and a soon as they see a condom they loose the urge so to speak. So any tips truely greatful as I dont play without them and its just frustrating.

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By *hattyman80Man
over a year ago

stockport

A good hand job keeps me interested once the condom goes on. I think if you really want someone having a condom on shouldn't make a difference

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Read on a profile....."We don't mind if you smoke, as long as you don't mind if we fart"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No baggin....No shaggin...its that simple hehe

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By *udereMan
over a year ago

haringey


""I won't bite - unless you ask me to" makes me cringe even more "

so agree ,cheesiest line ever

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

.."no glove no love"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Talking about hats whats the best way to stay erect with a condom. I have a few guys and a soon as they see a condom they loose the urge so to speak. So any tips truely greatful as I dont play without them and its just frustrating."

Viagra...

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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"A good hand job keeps me interested once the condom goes on. I think if you really want someone having a condom on shouldn't make a difference"

Tut tut tut, think you will fid most of the ladies will only play with a condom, no matter how good the guy is.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

^

I think he meant that if the bloke really wanted someone - the condom shouldn't make any difference to his hard on.

That's the way I read it anyway, I don't think he was advocating that you didn't need to wear one

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By *ichNjudyCouple
over a year ago

stoke on trent

@swingershaz

If the guy is a condom-phobe then it's mostly psychological and viagra ain't gonna make a difference, nor how fit the woman is.

You could try inserting a lollipop stick into the condom along with the willy though.

That would sort it. Probably...

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"A good hand job keeps me interested once the condom goes on. I think if you really want someone having a condom on shouldn't make a difference

Tut tut tut, think you will fid most of the ladies will only play with a condom, no matter how good the guy is."

???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"^

I think he meant that if the bloke really wanted someone - the condom shouldn't make any difference to his hard on.

That's the way I read it anyway, I don't think he was advocating that you didn't need to wear one "

Yes: that's how I read it too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""I won't bite - unless you ask me to" makes me cringe even more "

Usually followed by "lol" as the writer feels they've added sooooooooooo amazingly funny and original!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A good hand job keeps me interested once the condom goes on. I think if you really want someone having a condom on shouldn't make a difference"

i dont agree, ive met a few fuys who have had no problem getting hard, put a condom on and go soft, take it off and go hard again straight away, put one back on and go soft, so i dont think its always a case of willingness, sometimes i think the want is there but the cock just says...fuck it lol if they wasnt really bothered they wouldnt get hard at all or would use the fact they have gone soft as an excuse to bugger off, they wouldnt stay and try to get hard again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A good hand job keeps me interested once the condom goes on. I think if you really want someone having a condom on shouldn't make a difference

i dont agree, ive met a few fuys who have had no problem getting hard, put a condom on and go soft, take it off and go hard again straight away, put one back on and go soft, so i dont think its always a case of willingness, sometimes i think the want is there but the cock just says...fuck it lol if they wasnt really bothered they wouldnt get hard at all or would use the fact they have gone soft as an excuse to bugger off, they wouldnt stay and try to get hard again"

netty agrees with this 100% x x

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