FabSwingers.com forum: Move over love, you stink!

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I see so many profiles stating that "CLEANLINESS IS A MUST", or words to that effect. I would have thought this is pretty much a given! But if so many people feel the need to spell it out maybe it's not?

Do people really go to meets without being freshly showered and appropriately groomed? What are your experiences in this?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have read some horror stories via the forums of how people turn up for meets, It always astonishes me that people would do such a thing, but then I guess its down tot he persons perception on how clean they think they are.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have had guys turn up with their genitals stinking of stale urine and even worse their last sexual conquest !! Obviously, I didn't take it any further. A real turn off as is B.O. But I know somewhere there is someone who would find that a real turn on x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Having a wash and trim before a meet is compulsory.

Can't be meeting a playmate smelling like something that needs to be sprayed with Cilit Bang!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

we always bath/shower and pamper before any meet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ive never had a really bad experience with poor hygiene from a meet but it smelt some awful smells at parties and clubs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Urgh. These stories are horrid. Getting ready for a meet is always part of the fun!!

We love all the prep and grooming ahead of a meet, makes us feel super sexy!

And at clubs we take fem fresh wipes for after everytime we have a wee and hand wipes for if we put our fingers on anyone. Then as soon as we can after playing with someone we shower/go in jacuzzi or have a thorough wash. We are cleanliness freaks so maybe we are a little ott but we expect others to be as clean as us

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am a professional masseuse and men have turned up smelling of wee and stinking feet. I could not imagine a sexual encounter with anyone who is not freshly showered and trimmed. Its a respect thing.

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By *umpleteazerWoman
over a year ago

Flintshire

Met a few with bad BO. Not just one on one meets either, some at clubs, where there are even showers to freshen up

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By *bony in IvoryCouple
over a year ago

Black&White Utopia

"Urgh. These stories are horrid. Getting ready for a meet is always part of the fun!!

We love all the prep and grooming ahead of a meet, makes us feel super sexy!

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

Their profile are just trying to exclude dirt bags. It's Latin name is babesyoubetterbea10andillconsideragreatblowjober.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"its down tot he persons perception on how clean they think they are. "

Yes, I was wondering if it's a case of different ideas of what is acceptable, esp. as some people have sensitive noses and others don't.

"I have had guys turn up with their genitals stinking of stale urine and even worse their last sexual conquest !! Obviously, I didn't take it any further. A real turn off as is B.O. But I know somewhere there is someone who would find that a real turn on x

But what did you tell them?! Yes, there are people that find fresh or sometimes stale BO a turn-on, but tend to think that this is not the kind of thing you'd wheel out at a first meet?

"Ive never had a really bad experience with poor hygiene from a meet but it smelt some awful smells at parties and clubs

I think that's a tricky one there, because sex can be a smelly business haha. So I guess for me the "standard" is fresh at the point of arrival, would be more lenient by the end of the night.

"And at clubs we take fem fresh wipes...but we expect others to be as clean as us"

That was very interesting to read, thank you (I've never been to a club or party so I don't know the practicalities of playing with many in one night). Do you find your cleansing routines get in the way of your playing, or not at all? Have you ever got carried away and forgot to?

"I am a professional masseuse and men have turned up smelling of wee and stinking feet."

Eek, what do you do then? Carry on as normal?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ewwwww gross guys please don't wash yourself off in a club jacuzzi !!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

met a couple of men first time they were clean then when i seen them again they had cheesy cock. so didnt see them again. never knew men could be so smelly till i came on here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I shower before every meet and when at a club, I shower & brush my teeth between partners/playtimes/jacuzzi visits.

Soap costs pence, there really is no excuse for poor hygiene. The worst I had was a guy turning up that had out far too much aftershave/body spray on to cover up he hadn't showred......total turn off & asked to leave.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It should go without saying, the other week I went on an impulsive road trip and decide to visit a club where I knew some very good friends would be on my return journey.

I had fresh clothes and my washbag in the car and when I got to the club I asked the owner if I could use one of the rooms to get a shower shame I forgot my towel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Most the guys i have met have been nice smelling but had one who had a very smelly cock, smelt of wee .... gross. Also had a guy who met me at the end of his working day and was in his (dirty) work clothes and smelt of BO and wee ... gross.

They didn't seem to think this would be a problem lol

There were guys that i met regular after i had finished work and i always had a shower or bath at their home before playing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At Chams we shower throught out our visit there

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

From the forum posts, like many others, as well as from occasional conversations, it appears that some people turn up for meets very far from being freshly groomed and clean. Perhaps the worst have faecal matter in abundance, cheese maturing outside of the cheddar gorge, and display plaque that is not a celebratory sign of some outstanding event.

Those going for meets after a long day at work would do well to hunt for a gym or establishment with showers and to use a change of clothing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Met a woman at hers and she stank so badly I had to bleach my hands.

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By *bony in IvoryCouple
over a year ago

Black&White Utopia

Eeeeeks! Never happened to us ever... And if either got even a slight inklin that the other was not clean in any dept then ya wouldn't see our arses for dust as we hot trott it outta there!

Every club n party we go/ been to the people are totaly on point with everything!

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By *eglieanCouple
over a year ago

Torbay

bumped into a guy in the loo's at xtasia a few years back , who was scrubbing his hands,, and asking people to sniff if all the stench had gone. He had stuck his hand in the grope box and fingered a lady.. by the look on his face he was just about to cut his hand off. I left in tears laughing so much and couldnt explain what was so funny to my wife untill i calmed own.

So ,, any thought of a fumble in the grope box right out the window...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always shower and shave Whats needed beforehand.

Got turned down once because I said I needed to freshen up first before I met. She was too impatient. Glad I didn't meet her. Wonder what she smelled like lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would be horrified if I turned up for a meet and they said no because of BO, worst nightmare

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ewwwww gross guys please don't wash yourself off in a club jacuzzi !!!!"

I was thinking that, the yukky scum layer on a jacuzzi is disgusting.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I see so many profiles stating that "CLEANLINESS IS A MUST", or words to that effect. I would have thought this is pretty much a given! But if so many people feel the need to spell it out maybe it's not?

Do people really go to meets without being freshly showered and appropriately groomed? What are your experiences in this?"

Maybe some people don't looking at some profiles you do wonder.

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By *orksfuncoupleCouple
over a year ago

huddersfield

i went to meet a couple when i had a single profile and turned round on the doorstep as the smell when they opened the door was unbearable!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I met someone a few weeks ago. Who smelt of sweat like he hadn't changed inweeks . And down there smelt of fart.

I automatically suggested shower sex. A nice erotic massage. Get suddy and get fucking. Needles to say I don't think he even noticed

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By *bony in IvoryCouple
over a year ago

Black&White Utopia

"I met someone a few weeks ago. Who smelt of sweat like he hadn't changed inweeks . And down there smelt of fart.

I automatically suggested shower sex. A nice erotic massage. Get suddy and get fucking. Needles to say I don't think he even noticed "
yuck!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I met someone a few weeks ago. Who smelt of sweat like he hadn't changed inweeks . And down there smelt of fart.

I automatically suggested shower sex. A nice erotic massage. Get suddy and get fucking. Needles to say I don't think he even noticed "

That was nice of you,I don't know if id have wanted to go there at all even after a shower

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Urgh. These stories are horrid. Getting ready for a meet is always part of the fun!!

We love all the prep and grooming ahead of a meet, makes us feel super sexy!

Me too. I go to clubs with a lady and we love the pampering first and when there we have strict rules and a big antibax in my pocket. Some people are smelly and we have had to leave rooms especially on hot nights like these.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I scrub myself until I am spotless however I know not all guys do.

I had taken a friend to a club in Glasgow and she had to take a break as one of the guys stank of stale sweat !!!

I also met a Cpl who told me about a social meeting they had, the guy thought because he was not gonna get to play then he could turn up just of a building site or garden and he was un washed un shaved stinking of BO.

So yes some people have to be told to wash !!!!

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By *ngelsdevilWoman
over a year ago

Merseyside

The thought of turning up to a meet and being met with an unclean/smelly person knocks me sick. I wouldn't even be able to go inside! There's no excuse for poor hygiene!!! Vile

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By *bony in IvoryCouple
over a year ago

Black&White Utopia

"I met someone a few weeks ago. Who smelt of sweat like he hadn't changed inweeks . And down there smelt of fart.

I automatically suggested shower sex. A nice erotic massage. Get suddy and get fucking. Needles to say I don't think he even noticed

That was nice of you,I don't know if id have wanted to go there at all even after a shower"

deffinatly would have been half way home before he was coaxed into the soap dish!

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By *othingButCocoChanelWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Ive had a guys ..... Smell of urine, yukk has really put me off him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Met a woman at hers and she stank so badly I had to bleach my hands."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Having a wash and trim before a meet is compulsory.

Can't be meeting a playmate smelling like something that needs to be sprayed with Cilit Bang! "

I read that as clit bang

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do people really go to meets without being freshly showered and appropriately groomed? What are your experiences in this?"
sweaty balls, garlic breath, smelly feet, BO

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I met someone a few weeks ago. Who smelt of sweat like he hadn't changed inweeks . And down there smelt of fart.

I automatically suggested shower sex. A nice erotic massage. Get suddy and get fucking. Needles to say I don't think he even noticed yuck!

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LOL that made me laugh (down there smelt of fart) ha

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By *abcouple11Couple
over a year ago

Truro

(D. male) it was a moment for me when I found a lady can have smeggy bits !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Getting ready is part of the excitement for me. I am always well groomed but like to spend extra time before meets with shaving, plucking, moisturising and general pamper time. I have never had a stinky meet but I do think it happens. To each his own but I would pass quite quickly if I felt someone was unwashed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Having a wash and trim before a meet is compulsory.

Can't be meeting a playmate smelling like something that needs to be sprayed with Cilit Bang! "

Or even clit bang lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Having a wash and trim before a meet is compulsory.

Can't be meeting a playmate smelling like something that needs to be sprayed with Cilit Bang!

I read that as clit bang

Oops

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"bumped into a guy in the loo's at xtasia a few years back , who was scrubbing his hands"

That's one crazy story! But it reminded me of one of my earliest experiences of being with a woman sexually... The smell of her vaginal fluids was so overpowering, it made me so queasy I felt sick. I know she can't have smelled bad because I spent the day/night with her at her place and there were no bad smells whatsoever around her home or about her person; and also when I fingered her, she had just stepped out of the bath! To this day I don't know why I had such an adverse reaction, it was so bad it made me question my attraction to women for a while!

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