FabSwingers.com forum: So far...not good!

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ok Ok I know this thread is almost certainly gonna mean I get attacked but I gotta say what I gotta say.

I have now been on this site a week and Im not impressed.

It seems there are way more timewasters and dreamers than genuine people on here.

Me and my sexy female friend on this site would like sex with other couples and single females but try as we might, its just not happening for us. It seems everyone has got an excuse not to meet.

Either that or their profile has such a complex and exact set of rules that it massively reduces the chances of some action.

We didn't come on this site expecting everyone to be up for fun, but we certainly didn't expect it to be so bloody difficult.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sits in comfy chair . Bag of popcorn . And waits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sits in comfy chair . Bag of popcorn . And waits

salt?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sits in comfy chair . Bag of popcorn . And waits

salt?"
sweet ones here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Couples always have people flocking to their door. You must be doing something wrong.

Keeps straight-faced.

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Ok Ok I know this thread is almost certainly gonna mean I get attacked but I gotta say what I gotta say.

I have now been on this site a week and Im not impressed.

It seems there are way more timewasters and dreamers than genuine people on here.

Me and my sexy female friend on this site would like sex with other couples and single females but try as we might, its just not happening for us. It seems everyone has got an excuse not to meet.

Either that or their profile has such a complex and exact set of rules that it massively reduces the chances of some action.

We didn't come on this site expecting everyone to be up for fun, but we certainly didn't expect it to be so bloody difficult."

If you're on here looking for meets with a female friend then you should really be using a couple's profile.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok Ok I know this thread is almost certainly gonna mean I get attacked but I gotta say what I gotta say.

I have now been on this site a week and Im not impressed.

It seems there are way more timewasters and dreamers than genuine people on here.

Me and my sexy female friend on this site would like sex with other couples and single females but try as we might, its just not happening for us. It seems everyone has got an excuse not to meet.

Either that or their profile has such a complex and exact set of rules that it massively reduces the chances of some action.

We didn't come on this site expecting everyone to be up for fun, but we certainly didn't expect it to be so bloody difficult.

If you're on here looking for meets with a female friend then you should really be using a couple's profile. "

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

A week ?

Shouldn't that be over a year?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its hotting up

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

"Ok Ok I know this thread is almost certainly gonna mean I get attacked but I gotta say what I gotta say.

I have now been on this site a week and Im not impressed.

It seems there are way more timewasters and dreamers than genuine people on here.

Me and my sexy female friend on this site would like sex with other couples and single females but try as we might, its just not happening for us. It seems everyone has got an excuse not to meet.

Either that or their profile has such a complex and exact set of rules that it massively reduces the chances of some action.

We didn't come on this site expecting everyone to be up for fun, but we certainly didn't expect it to be so bloody difficult."

You're profile states you joined over a year ago, not a week. You also claim to be single with no regular fuck buddy yet you parade a bi fuck buddy!

Do you see these two inconsistencies alone could put people off. The lure of a bi fem without her username for people to check isn't enough. You're basically a single man trying it and people can find bi females without you!

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

if you didnt send out contradictory information, you might be more successful

a week - a year

no fb - yes fb

put in the effort, you will reap the rewards

good luck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wouldnt be remotely interested in a single guys profile that claims to have a "bi female friend". The reason thats emphasised in air quotes is 9 out 10 times the bi fem doesnt exsist its just the bloke trying to use it to get more meets, so when you do meet shes all if a sudden "Ill" or had a "family emergency" or a similar bullshit excuse is used, so this unfortunately makes you look like the time waster to a lot of people. You will improve chances by having a couples profile together

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok Ok I know this thread is almost certainly gonna mean I get attacked but I gotta say what I gotta say.

I have now been on this site a week and Im not impressed.

It seems there are way more timewasters and dreamers than genuine people on here.

Me and my sexy female friend on this site would like sex with other couples and single females but try as we might, its just not happening for us. It seems everyone has got an excuse not to meet.

Either that or their profile has such a complex and exact set of rules that it massively reduces the chances of some action.

We didn't come on this site expecting everyone to be up for fun, but we certainly didn't expect it to be so bloody difficult."

A week?

Sorry, did you say a week?!

Patience and putting effort into your profile might help.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sits in comfy chair . Bag of popcorn . And waits

salt? sweet ones here "

I bet they are sweet...slurp!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sits in comfy chair . Bag of popcorn . And waits

salt? sweet ones here

I bet they are sweet...slurp!

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stop slurping on me popcorn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The irony of saying that others site users are timewasters and dreamers rather than being genuine is amazing considering the contradictions in your profile!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wouldnt be remotely interested in a single guys profile that claims to have a "bi female friend". The reason thats emphasised in air quotes is 9 out 10 times the bi fem doesnt exsist its just the bloke trying to use it to get more meets, so when you do meet shes all if a sudden "Ill" or had a "family emergency" or a similar bullshit excuse is used, so this unfortunately makes you look like the time waster to a lot of people. You will improve chances by having a couples profile together"
sorry for wandering but gotta say fantastic tatoo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Further more, just looked at your profile, if you can blatently lie on a forum about something as simple as your length of time on the site (last time I checked a year is considerably longer than a week) it doesnt bode well for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sits in comfy chair . Bag of popcorn . And waits

salt? sweet ones here

I bet they are sweet...slurp!

stop slurping on me popcorn

Ah spoilsport!

*spits it out*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll put the kettle on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sits in comfy chair . Bag of popcorn . And waits

salt? sweet ones here

I bet they are sweet...slurp!

stop slurping on me popcorn

Ah spoilsport!

*spits it out*

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its rude to spit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sits in comfy chair . Bag of popcorn . And waits

salt? sweet ones here

I bet they are sweet...slurp!

stop slurping on me popcorn

Ah spoilsport!

*spits it out*

its rude to spit

agreed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thanks Took a few sessions to complete but im happy with the result

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sits in comfy chair . Bag of popcorn . And waits

salt? sweet ones here

I bet they are sweet...slurp!

stop slurping on me popcorn

Ah spoilsport!

*spits it out*

its rude to spit

I know.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sits in comfy chair . Bag of popcorn . And waits

salt? sweet ones here

I bet they are sweet...slurp!

stop slurping on me popcorn

Ah spoilsport!

*spits it out*

its rude to spit

agreed

Shh you..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thanks Took a few sessions to complete but im happy with the result "
you re welcome it was worth the effort not got one but been tempted for a while and I like that xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

god man you must be doing something wrong then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sits in comfy chair . Bag of popcorn . And waits

salt? sweet ones here

I bet they are sweet...slurp!

stop slurping on me popcorn

Ah spoilsport!

*spits it out*

its rude to spit

agreed

Shh you..

Make me lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sits in comfy chair . Bag of popcorn . And waits

salt? sweet ones here

I bet they are sweet...slurp!

stop slurping on me popcorn

Ah spoilsport!

*spits it out*

its rude to spit

agreed

Shh you..

Make me lol

Check your inbox P.P...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sits in comfy chair . Bag of popcorn . And waits

salt? sweet ones here

I bet they are sweet...slurp!

stop slurping on me popcorn

Ah spoilsport!

*spits it out*

its rude to spit

agreed

Shh you..

Make me lol

Check your inbox P.P...

"
ive checked mine and fuk all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sits in comfy chair . Bag of popcorn . And waits

salt? sweet ones here

I bet they are sweet...slurp!

stop slurping on me popcorn

Ah spoilsport!

*spits it out*

its rude to spit

agreed

Shh you..

Make me lol

Check your inbox P.P...

ive checked mine and fuk all

Jaysus wept...check now...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sits in comfy chair . Bag of popcorn . And waits

salt? sweet ones here

I bet they are sweet...slurp!

stop slurping on me popcorn

Ah spoilsport!

*spits it out*

its rude to spit

agreed

Shh you..

Make me lol

Check your inbox P.P...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sits in comfy chair . Bag of popcorn . And waits

salt? sweet ones here

I bet they are sweet...slurp!

stop slurping on me popcorn

Ah spoilsport!

*spits it out*

its rude to spit

agreed

Shh you..

Make me lol

Check your inbox P.P...

ive checked mine and fuk all

Jaysus wept...check now...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You looked at me a few days ago and your profile is very confusing and off putting. I think you need a couples profile.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sits in comfy chair . Bag of popcorn . And waits

salt? sweet ones here

I bet they are sweet...slurp!

stop slurping on me popcorn

Ah spoilsport!

*spits it out*

its rude to spit

agreed

Shh you..

Make me lol

Check your inbox P.P...

ive checked mine and fuk all

Jaysus wept...check now...

you too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If this is a serious rant it's very funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sits in comfy chair . Bag of popcorn . And waits

salt? sweet ones here

I bet they are sweet...slurp!

stop slurping on me popcorn

Ah spoilsport!

*spits it out*

its rude to spit

agreed

Shh you..

Make me lol

Check your inbox P.P...

ive checked mine and fuk all

Jaysus wept...check now...

you too

"
Yep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If this is a serious rant it's very funny

"
I am hoping its a wind up . If not pfffft

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If this is a serious rant it's very funny

I am hoping its a wind up . If not pfffft

If not, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

"If this is a serious rant it's very funny

I am hoping its a wind up . If not pfffft

I have a feeling - and I could be wrong - this isn't a wind-up!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If this is a serious rant it's very funny

I am hoping its a wind up . If not pfffft

If not, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

I think he's serious....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If this is a serious rant it's very funny

I am hoping its a wind up . If not pfffft

I have a feeling - and I could be wrong - this isn't a wind-up!"

Agreed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If this is a serious rant it's very funny

I am hoping its a wind up . If not pfffft

If not, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

I think he's serious....

Seriously serious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If this is a serious rant it's very funny

I am hoping its a wind up . If not pfffft

If not, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

I think he's serious....

Seriously serious

yep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bless him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bless him

In that case can I share your popcorn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bless him

In that case can I share your popcorn

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vWhats mine is your hun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As everyone has said, you need a couples profile. If I was going to meet you and your fb I'd want to know she was fully involved and happy for that, plus I'd want to see some pics of her and communicate with her directly too.

You state you can only accommodate weekday afternoons. Don't most people work weekday afternoons? In my experience couples meet more in the evenings and weekends.

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"As everyone has said, you need a couples profile. If I was going to meet you and your fb I'd want to know she was fully involved and happy for that, plus I'd want to see some pics of her and communicate with her directly too.

You state you can only accommodate weekday afternoons. Don't most people work weekday afternoons? In my experience couples meet more in the evenings and weekends.

Weekday afternoon meets does suggest to many that at least one if not both are attached and playing without consent so quite a few will steer clear.

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By *orthyorkypairCouple
over a year ago

North Yorkshire

"Sits in comfy chair . Bag of popcorn . And waits

puts two chairs along side, gets a bottle of wine and 3 glasses lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I won't say it!! I won't say it!! Oh F it .......it's not instashag.com mate!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sits in comfy chair . Bag of popcorn . And waits

puts two chairs along side, gets a bottle of wine and 3 glasses lol

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Hey its a party

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A week, profile says a year !?!!??

Make your mind up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sits in comfy chair . Bag of popcorn . And waits

puts two chairs along side, gets a bottle of wine and 3 glasses lol

Hey its a party

I've got a cold bottle of margarita in the fridge, can I join

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sits in comfy chair . Bag of popcorn . And waits

puts two chairs along side, gets a bottle of wine and 3 glasses lol

Hey its a party

I've got a cold bottle of margarita in the fridge, can I join

I have tay, a hot mug of tay.

That do?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've owned my bike for over a week now (or maybe a year) and I STILL haven't won the tour de France Jeez, thinking of giving up....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've owned my bike for over a week now (or maybe a year) and I STILL haven't won the tour de France Jeez, thinking of giving up...."

I would!

THAT sucks!

Get your money back...

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

"Sits in comfy chair . Bag of popcorn . And waits

puts two chairs along side, gets a bottle of wine and 3 glasses lol

Hey its a party

I guess my invite got lost in the post,

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By *uckandbunnyCouple
over a year ago

In your bed

"I won't say it!! I won't say it!! Oh F it .......it's not instashag.com mate!

That's were we all have been going wrong.

I think we are all out of popcorn. Show must be over.

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

I'm afraid that until you get a couples profile you'll not get many people wanting to meet you as a couple. Seeing as this woman is almost certainly not on this site at the mo (unless she doesn't leave verifications) people are going to assume you're actually a single guy chancing it. I would, and I don't meet couples.

Also, your post here is going to put some people off. If you struggle to meet after a year then people will assume the problem is with you, not them. I get enough meets to keep me busy, and go to parties, socials, and clubs. I recommend you and your 'friend' do so and you'll be surprised how many doors open. And be honest.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wow a full week thats good for some but can you do a up date next week

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By *qua vitaeWoman
over a year ago

Shropshire/Midlands

He's got what he wanted: more people _iewing his profile today than the whole year he's been here, hoping to get a meet tonight!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He's got what he wanted: more people _iewing his profile today than the whole year he's been here, hoping to get a meet tonight!"

I was thinking along the same lines but no one knows anything about his female friend, no wonder he's not having much luck, should have a couples profile, might make it a little easier.

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By *omMLMan
over a year ago

The Centre of the Universe

I bought a guitar a week ago and can't play it like Jimi Hendrix. What's going on?

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"He's got what he wanted: more people _iewing his profile today than the whole year he's been here, hoping to get a meet tonight!"

I think he might have wanted messages from those _iews, but will mostly be getting blocks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He's got what he wanted: more people _iewing his profile today than the whole year he's been here, hoping to get a meet tonight!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok Ok I know this thread is almost certainly gonna mean I get attacked but I gotta say what I gotta say.

I have now been on this site a week and Im not impressed.

It seems there are way more timewasters and dreamers than genuine people on here.

Me and my sexy female friend on this site would like sex with other couples and single females but try as we might, its just not happening for us. It seems everyone has got an excuse not to meet.

Either that or their profile has such a complex and exact set of rules that it massively reduces the chances of some action.

We didn't come on this site expecting everyone to be up for fun, but we certainly didn't expect it to be so bloody difficult."

Expectations are a bitch aren't they...

Why not try not having any expectations, be a little more open-minded.

And remember, nobody likes a MoodHoover!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think this is what should be called a Charge Of The Light Brigade Post !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I bought a guitar a week ago and can't play it like Jimi Hendrix. What's going on?"

Get the Hendrix plug in app for it. Duh

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By *orthyorkypairCouple
over a year ago

North Yorkshire

"I bought a guitar a week ago and can't play it like Jimi Hendrix. What's going on?"

you maybe need to pass on to a better world same as him lol ( only kidding he was a true great

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You messaged us your profile was nt convincing sorry !

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Change your profile to a couples one if you want to meet as a couple

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm afraid that until you get a couples profile you'll not get many people wanting to meet you as a couple. Seeing as this woman is almost certainly not on this site at the mo (unless she doesn't leave verifications) people are going to assume you're actually a single guy chancing it. I would, and I don't meet couples.

This.....

If we were messaged by a single man saying he had a female friend or partner willing to play then we would be wary that it's just another single male trying another angle to meet us and turns up alone making excuses for his partner.

Plenty of genuine fun on here never had a no show yet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm thinking this "single fem" doesn't know anything about this

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

irony is the only thing truthful so far is the opening title of the thread.....

everything else is contridiction upon contridiction... and that is then confounded by a serve lack of patience

not the best "first impression" post i have ever seen.....

anyone willing to take bets on whether the OP returns to this thread.... or becomes UNLOS???

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Time for some clarification.

I joined this site a year ago but Its only in the last week that I have been using it seriously.

My female friend does exist on here. I met her on here. Her profile name is lilpixie1 and we encourage any couple or single female to take a look at it, make a friends request and _iew her pictures.

As for my profile, Im not going to write a long winded,aggressive and dictatorial ramble like many of the profiles on this site. Sex is not rocket science. People either wanna fuck of they don't.

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

"Time for some clarification.

I joined this site a year ago but Its only in the last week that I have been using it seriously.

My female friend does exist on here. I met her on here. Her profile name is lilpixie1 and we encourage any couple or single female to take a look at it, make a friends request and _iew her pictures.

As for my profile, Im not going to write a long winded,aggressive and dictatorial ramble like many of the profiles on this site. Sex is not rocket science. People either wanna fuck of they don't. "

.......... all well and good..... but the consensus seems to be that if you are going to play as a couple.... it helps to have a profile as a couple....

if you are not willing to do that... the blame is no one but your own.....

you can improve your chances.. you can choose not to... you create your own success, or failure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Time for some clarification.

I joined this site a year ago but Its only in the last week that I have been using it seriously.

My female friend does exist on here. I met her on here. Her profile name is lilpixie1 and we encourage any couple or single female to take a look at it, make a friends request and _iew her pictures.

As for my profile, Im not going to write a long winded,aggressive and dictatorial ramble like many of the profiles on this site. Sex is not rocket science. People either wanna fuck of they don't. "

Very true but its confusing as to who we'd be meeting in that you have a single male profile that says as much, no girlfriend, fb etc then contradict yourself in the first few sentences. I would suggest rewriting it to reflect you can meet as a couple or do as I've done with my fb and open a couples profile keeping the single one for meets on your own, if that's what your looking for.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sits back down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Time for some clarification.

I joined this site a year ago but Its only in the last week that I have been using it seriously.

My female friend does exist on here. I met her on here. Her profile name is lilpixie1 and we encourage any couple or single female to take a look at it, make a friends request and _iew her pictures.

As for my profile, Im not going to write a long winded,aggressive and dictatorial ramble like many of the profiles on this site. Sex is not rocket science. People either wanna fuck of they don't. "

youre right, it isn't rocket science but it adheres to a few simple principles in much the same way...make yourself appealing to your target audience and be clear about what's on offer...

people want to fuck or they don't is one of the truisms of this site but you missed a word out...people want to fuck YOU or they don't...currently they don't want to fuck you and quite probably the reason why is that you're not adhering to the 2 simple principles...now, you may not want to change that, and that is up to you, but it's unlikely your current position will change much either...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

My profile says I don't have a REGULAR FB. There is no contradiction there at all.

Lilpixie1 and myself will not be playing as a couple with other couples/singles regularly either. So we are not doing a couples profile.

The bottom line for me so far on here is that I think there is an awful lot of talkers but not enough walkers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My profile says I don't have a REGULAR FB. There is no contradiction there at all.

Lilpixie1 and myself will not be playing as a couple with other couples/singles regularly either. So we are not doing a couples profile.

The bottom line for me so far on here is that I think there is an awful lot of talkers but not enough walkers."

Maybe you're messaging the wrong people?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any reason why she has not verified you? or add the meet to her profile?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

She will. She just hasn't got around to it yet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My profile says I don't have a REGULAR FB. There is no contradiction there at all.

Lilpixie1 and myself will not be playing as a couple with other couples/singles regularly either. So we are not doing a couples profile.

The bottom line for me so far on here is that I think there is an awful lot of talkers but not enough walkers."

I've just re read your op and that kind of contradicts that. You mention in it that you and your friend would like to meet couples and females so is it just a one off meet that you want with her or more as your op suggests? Maybe the fact its not clear and that you don't have a couples profile is putting people off meeting you? Whatever you want, best of luck.

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By *elsh n wildCouple
over a year ago

Cardiff area

We've never had problems meeting from this site can't think what's going wrong for you maybe because your negative

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I joined this site a year ago but Its only in the last week that I have been using it seriously. "

So after a week you're moaning about the site, time wasters etc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My profile says I don't have a REGULAR FB. There is no contradiction there at all.

Lilpixie1 and myself will not be playing as a couple with other couples/singles regularly either. So we are not doing a couples profile.

The bottom line for me so far on here is that I think there is an awful lot of talkers but not enough walkers."

we can walk, talk and chew gum at the same time. Our profile is very clear about what we're looking for, and guess what, we do more than our share of walking with other people who do the same...the only thing you have the power to change is yourself and if what you're doing isn't working, it ain't rocket science, to use your analogy, to work out what part of the equation needs to change now is it?

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By *opping_candyWoman
over a year ago

West Yorkshire

"She will. She just hasn't got around to it yet."

If she can't find time to write an ickle veri, how on earth will she manage a shag?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Time for some clarification.

I joined this site a year ago but Its only in the last week that I have been using it seriously.

My female friend does exist on here. I met her on here. Her profile name is lilpixie1 and we encourage any couple or single female to take a look at it, make a friends request and _iew her pictures.

As for my profile, Im not going to write a long winded,aggressive and dictatorial ramble like many of the profiles on this site. Sex is not rocket science. People either wanna fuck of they don't. "

Oh..that's charming!

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"Time for some clarification.

I joined this site a year ago but Its only in the last week that I have been using it seriously.

My female friend does exist on here. I met her on here. Her profile name is lilpixie1 and we encourage any couple or single female to take a look at it, make a friends request and _iew her pictures.

As for my profile, Im not going to write a long winded,aggressive and dictatorial ramble like many of the profiles on this site. Sex is not rocket science. People either wanna fuck of they don't.

Oh..that's charming!

Given that she's made no mention of you on her profile I suspect you'd have a little (not necessarily a lot) more luck if she'd started this post.

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By *uestandpinkCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

Nail on jead here.....just be honest....

"Ok Ok I know this thread is almost certainly gonna mean I get attacked but I gotta say what I gotta say.

I have now been on this site a week and Im not impressed.

It seems there are way more timewasters and dreamers than genuine people on here.

Me and my sexy female friend on this site would like sex with other couples and single females but try as we might, its just not happening for us. It seems everyone has got an excuse not to meet.

Either that or their profile has such a complex and exact set of rules that it massively reduces the chances of some action.

We didn't come on this site expecting everyone to be up for fun, but we certainly didn't expect it to be so bloody difficult.

You're profile states you joined over a year ago, not a week. You also claim to be single with no regular fuck buddy yet you parade a bi fuck buddy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think I can spot the biggest "time waster" on this thread.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

why by having a couple profile would it mean you have to meet with couples/singles on a regular basis? It would mean that others on the site would see you are serious about meeting as a couple. Surely from all the above comments you would see that it would be a benefit to you and not the other way around.......personally for us if a guy said he had a fb we would expect to see a veri from her, and we would expect a mention of who she is in your profile should you decide not to have a couples profile on here. If neither of these were in place we would assume yet another single guy who's fb suddenly cannot meet at the arranged time, but he of course could make it alone. Hence wouldn't touch with a barge pole !!!!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Patience dear

And not the card game

And yes you could be a man alone.

Do a local search and do a club ete. You have to go to it as it wnt come knocking.oh dnt swear unless in bed!

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By *ivilizedkinkCouple
over a year ago

harrow

You say you have only been using the site seriously for only a week , fella it takes many people ,especially single guys months sometimes years to get a meet . And your negative attitude isnt helping you any, you have to sell yourself and show why your more desirable than the hundreds of other single guys. Just a suggestion

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok Ok I know this thread is almost certainly gonna mean I get attacked but I gotta say what I gotta say.

I have now been on this site a week and Im not impressed.

It seems there are way more timewasters and dreamers than genuine people on here.

Me and my sexy female friend on this site would like sex with other couples and single females but try as we might, its just not happening for us. It seems everyone has got an excuse not to meet.

Either that or their profile has such a complex and exact set of rules that it massively reduces the chances of some action.

We didn't come on this site expecting everyone to be up for fun, but we certainly didn't expect it to be so bloody difficult."
you should make a couples profile it would be better

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By *ximinxCouple
over a year ago

Laleham

I agree with you we been on this site for ages and had a lot of let downs and fake people like you we came on this site to meet up for sexy fun.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Read the OP , looked at the profile....my 'fakedar' has bleeped into overdrive.

Every possible sign of a fake profile is there....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I been on here 4 months now I thought my veris would showed I'm nice and that I may get a regular fb or even a couple who want three SOMES but no yes I must be doing something wrong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok Ok I know this thread is almost certainly gonna mean I get attacked but I gotta say what I gotta say.

I have now been on this site a week and Im not impressed.

It seems there are way more timewasters and dreamers than genuine people on here.

Me and my sexy female friend on this site would like sex with other couples and single females but try as we might, its just not happening for us. It seems everyone has got an excuse not to meet.

Either that or their profile has such a complex and exact set of rules that it massively reduces the chances of some action.

We didn't come on this site expecting everyone to be up for fun, but we certainly didn't expect it to be so bloody difficult.

If you're on here looking for meets with a female friend then you should really be using a couple's profile. "

This

'Skulks off to report a timewaster single male profile who is really a couple'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sits in comfy chair . Bag of popcorn . And waits

salt? sweet ones here "

Share?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"if you didnt send out contradictory information, you might be more successful

a week - a year

no fb - yes fb

put in the effort, you will reap the rewards

good luck

Another way of putting this - look at me thread!

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By *wiftieeMan
over a year ago

near Glasgow

"Ok Ok I know this thread is almost certainly gonna mean I get attacked but I gotta say what I gotta say.

I have now been on this site a week and Im not impressed.

It seems there are way more timewasters and dreamers than genuine people on here.

Me and my sexy female friend on this site would like sex with other couples and single females but try as we might, its just not happening for us. It seems everyone has got an excuse not to meet.

Either that or their profile has such a complex and exact set of rules that it massively reduces the chances of some action.

We didn't come on this site expecting everyone to be up for fun, but we certainly didn't expect it to be so bloody difficult.

If you're on here looking for meets with a female friend then you should really be using a couple's profile. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I been on here 4 months now I thought my veris would showed I'm nice and that I may get a regular fb or even a couple who want three SOMES but no yes I must be doing something wrong "

Tbf your entire profile is just a two line whine about being blocked.

Also that one of your veries is from a gang bang can put some off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh also as the go veri is jist a copy and paste job that she gives to everyone it doesn't say anything about you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thx... Notes taken lol all New to me see...

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