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"One for the guys....... If you arrive for a meet and the lady in question looks nothing like her pic and is exceptionally ugly do you: Make a poor excuse and do a runner. Pop a bag over her head (airholes necessary) Shag her doggy style only (strict instructions not to turn around) Or other.... Discuss. " | |||
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"Know this is for guys but thought I would post anyway. I met someone from another site and his pics must of been 10 years old as we chatted I asked how old the pics were and said I don't mean to be rude but if your meeting people you need to update them as its false advertising can't remember his reply but he was very arrogant I finished my drink and left " I had the same from another site. He was stones heavier than his pic yet I sat with him, had drinks and chatted and then had the front to send me abusive messages when I said I didn't want to meet again only for 5 months later to message me and tell me he had lost all the weight and yes he looked fantastic but the moment had passed well and truly. | |||
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"Is doggy style " the ugly position " then? Any woman with an ounce of intelligence would know your game, before getting in the " ugly position" Her" Lights out AND doggy is the really ugly position! | |||
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"Is doggy style " the ugly position " then? Any woman with an ounce of intelligence would know your game, before getting in the " ugly position" Her Lights out AND doggy is the really ugly position!" Is that so? Pray tell, how many times have you assumed this position and do you ever think they might not wanna see you either? | |||
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"Is doggy style " the ugly position " then? Any woman with an ounce of intelligence would know your game, before getting in the " ugly position" Her Lights out AND doggy is the really ugly position!" So what's 'lights out', 'doggy' & a bag over each others head then? Kinky? | |||
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"Is doggy style " the ugly position " then? Any woman with an ounce of intelligence would know your game, before getting in the " ugly position" Her Lights out AND doggy is the really ugly position! Is that so? Pray tell, how many times have you assumed this position and do you ever think they might not wanna see you either? " I have never ever been in the doggy position......EVER!!!! Honest | |||
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"Is doggy style " the ugly position " then? Any woman with an ounce of intelligence would know your game, before getting in the " ugly position" Her Lights out AND doggy is the really ugly position! Is that so? Pray tell, how many times have you assumed this position and do you ever think they might not wanna see you either? I have never ever been in the doggy position......EVER!!!! Honest " Ha... | |||
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"I posted this rather tongue in cheek because I recently arranged a meet with a lady after long chats both phone and online and lots of pic exchanges. Unfortunately what arrived at the meet was somewhat different from the vision of beauty in the pics. To the extent that I didn't even recognise her in anyway shape or form. When she approached me I was dumbstruck. She was at least 15 years older than her fab profile (have no problem with age just be upfront), at least 10stone heavier (no problem with bbw just be upfront) and one of the ugliest facest I've ever seen. For a split second I contemplated carrying on the meet purely because I didn't want to hurt her feelings (I know...all heart). In the end I remembered I'd left the iron on " Was that the excuse u made? Pmsl oh dear | |||
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"I posted this rather tongue in cheek because I recently arranged a meet with a lady after long chats both phone and online and lots of pic exchanges. Unfortunately what arrived at the meet was somewhat different from the vision of beauty in the pics. To the extent that I didn't even recognise her in anyway shape or form. When she approached me I was dumbstruck. She was at least 15 years older than her fab profile (have no problem with age just be upfront), at least 10stone heavier (no problem with bbw just be upfront) and one of the ugliest facest I've ever seen. For a split second I contemplated carrying on the meet purely because I didn't want to hurt her feelings (I know...all heart). In the end I remembered I'd left the iron on " Skype. | |||
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"A few years back I met a girl of another site. Chatted for a few weeks, decided to pick her up at hers - I get there, she opens the door and is fat and 4 pints ugly (so not too bad in the looks). It dawns on me she has been untruthful with the pics, I decide to stay with it (the situation) for a few hours as she must have a great personality. Well that was shit aswell, her dog covered me in smelly dog hair and I had a terrible time. I stayed trying to be the gent but I won't next time." I salute your bravery and perseverance. Just out of interest.......what was the dog like? | |||
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"It's abit like when you turn up expecting 8" but are greeted with 4" I guess.... " Just do it twice then! | |||
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"I had one I really didn't know what to do lol Ended up making an excuse that suddenly had to leave then ended up getting locked out house in middle night in the winter because in the rush to get away forgot keys Ended up smashing window to get in " | |||
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"A few years back I met a girl of another site. Chatted for a few weeks, decided to pick her up at hers - I get there, she opens the door and is fat and 4 pints ugly (so not too bad in the looks). It dawns on me she has been untruthful with the pics, I decide to stay with it (the situation) for a few hours as she must have a great personality. Well that was shit aswell, her dog covered me in smelly dog hair and I had a terrible time. I stayed trying to be the gent but I won't next time. I salute your bravery and perseverance. Just out of interest.......what was the dog like? " Fat. Wet. Moulting. Smelly. Licked a lot, even when you muttered 'fuck off ya fucking bastard' at it. | |||
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"Is doggy style " the ugly position " then? Any woman with an ounce of intelligence would know your game, before getting in the " ugly position" Her Lights out AND doggy is the really ugly position!" My friends just told me today his favourite position with me is doggy....gonna have to ask him why now | |||
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"Youve gotta be polite. See if theres chemistry. You never know they could make you laugh. Its not always looks, personality counts for alot" Not in my swinging world. I have to find the person physically attractive.....I want to meet guys for sex not to laugh my socks off. If I can do both, great, but I have friends I can have a laugh with. I would just be honest with them and tell them I will be reporting them to trading standards for false advertising | |||
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"A few years back I met a girl of another site. Chatted for a few weeks, decided to pick her up at hers - I get there, she opens the door and is fat and 4 pints ugly (so not too bad in the looks). It dawns on me she has been untruthful with the pics, I decide to stay with it (the situation) for a few hours as she must have a great personality. Well that was shit aswell, her dog covered me in smelly dog hair and I had a terrible time. I stayed trying to be the gent but I won't next time. I salute your bravery and perseverance. Just out of interest.......what was the dog like? Fat. Wet. Moulting. Smelly. Licked a lot, even when you muttered 'fuck off ya fucking bastard' at it. " Yeah but what about the dog? | |||
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" Well that was shit aswell, her dog covered me in smelly dog hair and I had a terrible time." Err...can someone tell him what doggy style means? | |||
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"A few years back I met a girl of another site. Chatted for a few weeks, decided to pick her up at hers - I get there, she opens the door and is fat and 4 pints ugly (so not too bad in the looks). It dawns on me she has been untruthful with the pics, I decide to stay with it (the situation) for a few hours as she must have a great personality. Well that was shit aswell, her dog covered me in smelly dog hair and I had a terrible time. I stayed trying to be the gent but I won't next time. I salute your bravery and perseverance. Just out of interest.......what was the dog like? Fat. Wet. Moulting. Smelly. Licked a lot, even when you muttered 'fuck off ya fucking bastard' at it. Yeah but what about the dog? " It confirmed to me what Id heard many of times. She was just like her owner | |||
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" Well that was shit aswell, her dog covered me in smelly dog hair and I had a terrible time. Err...can someone tell him what doggy style means? " Its ok. I used to do 'doggy' I went up a level or two and now I'm on 'Rodeo' | |||
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"Youve gotta be polite. See if theres chemistry. You never know they could make you laugh. Its not always looks, personality counts for alot Not in my swinging world. I have to find the person physically attractive.....I want to meet guys for sex not to laugh my socks off. If I can do both, great, but I have friends I can have a laugh with. I would just be honest with them and tell them I will be reporting them to trading standards for false advertising " Too true. If personality was so important then maybe Fab should have a 'personality' tick box description.....Are you. Hilarious, Mildy Amusing or Like watching paint drg etc. | |||
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"Youve gotta be polite. See if theres chemistry. You never know they could make you laugh. Its not always looks, personality counts for alot Not in my swinging world. I have to find the person physically attractive.....I want to meet guys for sex not to laugh my socks off. If I can do both, great, but I have friends I can have a laugh with. I would just be honest with them and tell them I will be reporting them to trading standards for false advertising Too true. If personality was so important then maybe Fab should have a 'personality' tick box description.....Are you. Hilarious, Mildy Amusing or Like watching paint drg etc. " Or some 'smart' bit of software where it will answer this for you based on your: Status's, Threads and Posts | |||
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"When I first joined many years ago. I went to meet a woman at her house. She turned out to be a man, who thought I wouldn't turn up. !!!!!!!! Oh how we laughed. " A friend of mine had that. Was talking to a "stunning" woman, decided to meet outside theatre in Drury Lane, when everyone went in there was one bloke looking at him. Turned out to be his date. The bloke said has they got on he didn't think he'd mind! Who does that?!! | |||
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"When I first joined many years ago. I went to meet a woman at her house. She turned out to be a man, who thought I wouldn't turn up. !!!!!!!! Oh how we laughed. A friend of mine had that. Was talking to a "stunning" woman, decided to meet outside theatre in Drury Lane, when everyone went in there was one bloke looking at him. Turned out to be his date. The bloke said has they got on he didn't think he'd mind! Who does that?!!" I went to the blokes house !!!!! Not been to Grantham since lol | |||
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"When I first joined many years ago. I went to meet a woman at her house. She turned out to be a man, who thought I wouldn't turn up. !!!!!!!! Oh how we laughed. A friend of mine had that. Was talking to a "stunning" woman, decided to meet outside theatre in Drury Lane, when everyone went in there was one bloke looking at him. Turned out to be his date. The bloke said has they got on he didn't think he'd mind! Who does that?!!" He may have had a great personality......oh and a COCK! | |||
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"No one is ugly" Op if you are that concerned meet socially first. | |||
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"No one is ugly Yes they bloody are She's right lol" U can be the most stunning person and have the most ugliest personality | |||
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"No one is ugly Yes they bloody are She's right lol U can be the most stunning person and have the most ugliest personality " Who cares aslong as she has great tits!!! | |||
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"No one is ugly Yes they bloody are She's right lol U can be the most stunning person and have the most ugliest personality Who cares aslong as she has great tits!!! " And a winning personality | |||
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"If you had to chose: Ugly Person - Great Personality Good looking person - Boring twat What would you pick? In my younger days I made the mistakes of picking the first option" | |||
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"One for the guys....... If you arrive for a meet and the lady in question looks nothing like her pic and is exceptionally ugly do you: Make a poor excuse and do a runner. Pop a bag over her head (airholes necessary) Shag her doggy style only (strict instructions not to turn around) Or other.... Discuss. " Where did the notion of beauty and what beauty is come from? Are we born with a natural ability to judge who is and isn't 'beautiful'? | |||
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"Ugly only describes what nasty people are on the inside,,, It not an appropriate word to describe someone external appearance unless the person using it doesn't care how cruel they appear... " This Some real charmers on here eh | |||
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"I have met some beautiful looking people who turned out to ugly in the sense that they are actually arrogant, ill mannered, narcissistic etc, and met some plain or sometimes a little odd looking people who are actually beautiful people as they are great fun to be around and we have all had great fun together. It's all about actual people, not how great their pics look. Ugly is certainly not a word I would use to describe someones appearance, it is an opinion, not a fact! Now, dirty smelly unclean on the other hand is a different kettle of fish..... " | |||
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"FFS I dont know what Im about That'll be the heat..." I couldnt even get that right I missed 'on' off. Ohh fuck. It is the heat and I have a weekend boner | |||
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"Sadly its all to often the media reports yet another child has chosen to end their own life rather than suffer the anxiety and misery brought about by cruel and heatless verbal bullying that is focused on their appearance... So to hear adults using the term ugly as a fun way to mock another person just further exacerbates the potential of this happening to someone we love... I find that is a totally unacceptable situation,,,, But I guess it's obvious not everyone agrees or cares.... Perhaps it's only when the tragic effects of such cruel taunts touch our own lives do we see how unfunny calling some ugly actually is... " How lovely and well put, shame on anyone that puts beauty before a good person. Her | |||
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"Sadly its all to often the media reports yet another child has chosen to end their own life rather than suffer the anxiety and misery brought about by cruel and heatless verbal bullying that is focused on their appearance... So to hear adults using the term ugly as a fun way to mock another person just further exacerbates the potential of this happening to someone we love... I find that is a totally unacceptable situation,,,, But I guess it's obvious not everyone agrees or cares.... Perhaps it's only when the tragic effects of such cruel taunts touch our own lives do we see how unfunny calling some ugly actually is... " I agree and it's heartless and ugly isn't really the best word for judging a unattractive person but people will always have a judgement about meeting a stranger and the looks Haven't you ever met someone after meeting online and thought yuck I don't like you ! | |||
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"Op, u got no pic either so wonder myself there y u said it lol." do they all wanna see your 6 pack? | |||
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"Op, u got no pic either so wonder myself there y u said it lol. do they all wanna see your 6 pack?" Yes they do, its sort after lol. | |||
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"Sadly its all to often the media reports yet another child has chosen to end their own life rather than suffer the anxiety and misery brought about by cruel and heatless verbal bullying that is focused on their appearance... So to hear adults using the term ugly as a fun way to mock another person just further exacerbates the potential of this happening to someone we love... I find that is a totally unacceptable situation,,,, But I guess it's obvious not everyone agrees or cares.... Perhaps it's only when the tragic effects of such cruel taunts touch our own lives do we see how unfunny calling some ugly actually is... " | |||
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"Op, u got no pic either so wonder myself there y u said it lol." Once more but in English please | |||
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"Op, u got no pic either so wonder myself there y u said it lol. Once more but in English please " Nah its ok lol. | |||
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"Sadly its all to often the media reports yet another child has chosen to end their own life rather than suffer the anxiety and misery brought about by cruel and heatless verbal bullying that is focused on their appearance... So to hear adults using the term ugly as a fun way to mock another person just further exacerbates the potential of this happening to someone we love... I find that is a totally unacceptable situation,,,, But I guess it's obvious not everyone agrees or cares.... Perhaps it's only when the tragic effects of such cruel taunts touch our own lives do we see how unfunny calling some ugly actually is... " Wise words and nicely put as always Soxy | |||
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"Is doggy style " the ugly position " then? Any woman with an ounce of intelligence would know your game, before getting in the " ugly position" Her Lights out AND doggy is the really ugly position! Is that so? Pray tell, how many times have you assumed this position and do you ever think they might not wanna see you either? " This will be why my last physical meet was more doggie then. I did enjoy it but am now wondering | |||
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"Is doggy style " the ugly position " then? Any woman with an ounce of intelligence would know your game, before getting in the " ugly position" Her Lights out AND doggy is the really ugly position! Is that so? Pray tell, how many times have you assumed this position and do you ever think they might not wanna see you either? This will be why my last physical meet was more doggie then. I did enjoy it but am now wondering " Oops not the last one | |||
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"Is doggy style " the ugly position " then? Any woman with an ounce of intelligence would know your game, before getting in the " ugly position" Her" if they're using fake pics they probably already knew before he turned up lol | |||
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