It's your first meet and...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

You really connect with the person, to the point where things escalate quickly, "the roast gets real" and the both of you end up having sex on that first meet... Things get really heated up and you both are losing yourself in an ocean of intense pleasure when suddenly... He/she farts... Now, you could ignore it fine... If it wasn't for the fact that it released the foulest smell you've ever smelled in your whole entire life...

What do you do? Soldier through it while holding your breath/ whatever technique you could do to soldier through it, OR you get turned off and call it a day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Move her to another room and carry on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Start laughing and screaming at the same time as I jump up,open the windows,flap my arms around saying you dirty fucker do you have a dead animal up your bum?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Start laughing and screaming at the same time as I jump up,open the windows,flap my arms around saying you dirty fucker do you have a dead animal up your bum?

LMAO!

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By *elsh n wildCouple
over a year ago

Cardiff area

Oh God ha ha say it was the dog under the bed

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By *hortieWoman
over a year ago

Northampton

Have a farting competition - the first to make the other person throw up is the winner

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By *3rial Thr1LL3rMan
over a year ago

aberdeenshire

What a load of nonsense, females don't fart

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