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By *ampleme OP   Man
over a year ago

Working here.

I was having a lovely meet with a lady when I noticed a strange stain on the bedding near to her thighs... As I caught a better view it appeared to be brown in colour!!!!

I immediately thought the worst, even though there'd been no 'bum' play.

How relieved was I when I realised it was fake tan

Anybody else had a moment during a meet that's unnerved you slightly)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Everytime I answer the door lol

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By *a-ra-ra-boom-de-ayCouple
over a year ago

Wish it was the Algarve! Aberdeenshire


"I was having a lovely meet with a lady when I noticed a strange stain on the bedding near to her thighs... As I caught a better view it appeared to be brown in colour!!!!

I immediately thought the worst, even though there'd been no 'bum' play.

How relieved was I when I realised it was fake tan

Anybody else had a moment during a meet that's unnerved you slightly)"

Oh that's made me laugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes after a shag.. when having anal, I accidentally made a skidmark with the penis on the white sheet at hers, she didn't notice pfhewwww lol.

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By *a-ra-ra-boom-de-ayCouple
over a year ago

Wish it was the Algarve! Aberdeenshire


"Yes after a shag.. when having anal, I accidentally made a skidmark with the penis on the white sheet at hers, she didn't notice pfhewwww lol."

Did you wipe your cock on the curtains on the way out?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes after a shag.. when having anal, I accidentally made a skidmark with the penis on the white sheet at hers, she didn't notice pfhewwww lol.

Did you wipe your cock on the curtains on the way out? "
lol no but went to the toilet to get it nice and clean

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By *a-ra-ra-boom-de-ayCouple
over a year ago

Wish it was the Algarve! Aberdeenshire


"Yes after a shag.. when having anal, I accidentally made a skidmark with the penis on the white sheet at hers, she didn't notice pfhewwww lol.

Did you wipe your cock on the curtains on the way out? lol no but went to the toilet to get it nice and clean "

So shit in the sink! Nice.. Pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes after a shag.. when having anal, I accidentally made a skidmark with the penis on the white sheet at hers, she didn't notice pfhewwww lol.

Did you wipe your cock on the curtains on the way out? lol no but went to the toilet to get it nice and clean

So shit in the sink! Nice.. Pmsl "
Yes it did go quite dark the sink but I cleaned it to as I am the gent you know lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh god I've had a few meets that ended with me 'striking oil'!!!!! One of them was a full load. Quite unpleasant and obviously an instant passion killer (unless that's your thing).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Everytime I answer the door lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Full on rampant dirty sex is never meant to be all nice n clean

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

we were once having fun between ourselves on the settee in the living room one night when we noticed a few large, wet, brown spots had appeared? we stopped, all confused, until we realised the kids had left some choc buttons from an easter egg on the back of the sofa ffs

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By *anejohnkent6263Couple
over a year ago

canterbury

once told of a friend rimming and opening arse when a log came out ..............nooooooooooooo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"we were once having fun between ourselves on the settee in the living room one night when we noticed a few large, wet, brown spots had appeared? we stopped, all confused, until we realised the kids had left some choc buttons from an easter egg on the back of the sofa ffs "

haha brought back a memory reading your post...lost giant yorkie chocolate buttons have alot to answer for...especially when found melted onto a bum cheek

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"we were once having fun between ourselves on the settee in the living room one night when we noticed a few large, wet, brown spots had appeared? we stopped, all confused, until we realised the kids had left some choc buttons from an easter egg on the back of the sofa ffs

haha brought back a memory reading your post...lost giant yorkie chocolate buttons have alot to answer for...especially when found melted onto a bum cheek "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"once told of a friend rimming and opening arse when a log came out ..............nooooooooooooo"

Lol thats just made my day thanks for sharing ( in a non weird way )

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By *anejohnkent6263Couple
over a year ago

canterbury

i know what u mean i was in tears when i was being told the story ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This could turn into the best thread ever!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ba

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What is it with you lot an poo today.? Admin we need a sick smiley

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By *arehamMan
over a year ago

handforth

Yes me and a mate were shaging another mates wife we both fucked her then my mate fucked her up the arse and he was a big lad if you know what I mean.and they was a brown ring round his dick then he said go on suck him off ,after he said that I could not do a thing.

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