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"they are easy to make, i am in the process of making one" What do they look like? Do you plug it in or turn a handle? | |||
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"Does a drill (one that goes back and forth) with a dildo on the end count? (Pics in my gallery) It was pretty fun anyway! Would LOVE to try a real machine! " Question did you make that yourself ?? | |||
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"Does a drill (one that goes back and forth) with a dildo on the end count? (Pics in my gallery) It was pretty fun anyway! Would LOVE to try a real machine! " was it a hammer drill ? | |||
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"Recently I watched a porn involving a "Fucking Machine" fucking this woman senseless...never seen anything like it..massive turn on, have any women on here experienced it, own one (and live in Hampshire..lol) " I want one!!! | |||
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"where would you keep such a machine? LOL, you would have to keep it away so that the window cleaner could not see it. " Ours folds down a little to be stored away, it is quite noisy mind, music to drown it out lol | |||
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"Ours folds down a little to be stored away, it is quite noisy mind, music to drown it out lol" Play 'Love Machine' by Girls Aloud sometime. | |||
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"Ours folds down a little to be stored away, it is quite noisy mind, music to drown it out lol Play 'Love Machine' by Girls Aloud sometime." Have you been spying on us?? | |||
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"Does a drill (one that goes back and forth) with a dildo on the end count? (Pics in my gallery) It was pretty fun anyway! Would LOVE to try a real machine! was it a hammer drill ?" That'll be the one! Not a twirly round one but one that goes back and forth so hammer drill sounds right! I just searched through the garage for what I could find and went with it! | |||
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"Have a look at Sybian as well, not quite the same as a fucking machine but ooooh so much fun! ??" Mmmmm.... yes. Indeed so. I have one.... | |||
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"Hubby gone to B&Q ......diy job lol " | |||
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"Hubby gone to B&Q ......diy job lol " | |||
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"I have seen one of those horse things, where you sat on the plastic cock and switched it on. Looked like it was going about a hundred mile an hour, I thought Wtf and run upstairs Her" That is the one called a Sybian... | |||
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"I'm sorry, maybe I'm being dense but if you have a willing and able person available with a penis, why on earth would you use one of these? Supposing it goes mental and ruptures your uterus? I'm sticking with mr Willy thank you " It's the novelty. And your partner controls the speed. I don't know a man who can go that fast and hard for so long.... I came so quickly, again and again and ag........ Couldn't rupture your uterus cos that's well away from your vagina. You could bruise yourself but don't think you could harm yourself. | |||
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"I'm sorry, maybe I'm being dense but if you have a willing and able person available with a penis, why on earth would you use one of these? Supposing it goes mental and ruptures your uterus? I'm sticking with mr Willy thank you It's the novelty. And your partner controls the speed. I don't know a man who can go that fast and hard for so long.... I came so quickly, again and again and ag........ Couldn't rupture your uterus cos that's well away from your vagina. You could bruise yourself but don't think you could harm yourself. " Im not su where you get your knowlegde of anatomy thinking the uterus is nowhere near the entrance of the vagina???? The average vagina is 5cm long and the cervix about 4cm thick, that's only 9cm or about 4 inches from the entrance of the vagina and the body of the uterus. The non pregnant uterus is about 10cm from the internal os of the cervix to the fundus. So the top of the uterus is only about nine inches from the entrance of the vagina, entirely possible to rupture ueterus with anything longer than nine inches which is out of control | |||
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"My favourite porn and never tried it. It is on my bucket list for sure. ~Sea " Unfortunate choice of phrase. | |||
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"Does a drill (one that goes back and forth) with a dildo on the end count? (Pics in my gallery) It was pretty fun anyway! Would LOVE to try a real machine! " friends only pics thanks lol | |||
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"They have one at Infusions in Blackpool. The best £1 I've ever spent! Really good!!! " my fb gave me a quid to have a go in that club.was gud fun.the girl behind me had a fiver to spend in it. | |||
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"I'm sorry, maybe I'm being dense but if you have a willing and able person available with a penis, why on earth would you use one of these? Supposing it goes mental and ruptures your uterus? I'm sticking with mr Willy thank you It's the novelty. And your partner controls the speed. I don't know a man who can go that fast and hard for so long.... I came so quickly, again and again and ag........ Couldn't rupture your uterus cos that's well away from your vagina. You could bruise yourself but don't think you could harm yourself. Im not su where you get your knowlegde of anatomy thinking the uterus is nowhere near the entrance of the vagina???? The average vagina is 5cm long and the cervix about 4cm thick, that's only 9cm or about 4 inches from the entrance of the vagina and the body of the uterus. The non pregnant uterus is about 10cm from the internal os of the cervix to the fundus. So the top of the uterus is only about nine inches from the entrance of the vagina, entirely possible to rupture ueterus with anything longer than nine inches which is out of control " I'm actually an obstetrician who can spell uterus. The average vagina is longer than 5cm! It's more like 12cm. The cervix is NEVER 4 cm thick. It's approximately 2cm thick. A non pregnant uterus is about the size of your fist, larger than 10cm. The fundus is at least 24 cm away from the entrance of the vagina (which may be 9 inches). Do you know what a fundus is? The uterus is anteverted and at an angle to the end of the vagina making it extremely difficult to damage with a straight(ish) penis shaped object. As for the fucking machine.... It is not out of control (at least the one I used). | |||
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"Recently I watched a porn involving a "Fucking Machine" fucking this woman senseless...never seen anything like it..massive turn on, have any women on here experienced it, own one (and live in Hampshire..lol) " I have two excellent, and not inexpensive machines. Party invitations welcome! | |||
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"I'm sorry, maybe I'm being dense but if you have a willing and able person available with a penis, why on earth would you use one of these? Supposing it goes mental and ruptures your uterus? I'm sticking with mr Willy thank you It's the novelty. And your partner controls the speed. I don't know a man who can go that fast and hard for so long.... I came so quickly, again and again and ag........ Couldn't rupture your uterus cos that's well away from your vagina. You could bruise yourself but don't think you could harm yourself. Im not su where you get your knowlegde of anatomy thinking the uterus is nowhere near the entrance of the vagina???? The average vagina is 5cm long and the cervix about 4cm thick, that's only 9cm or about 4 inches from the entrance of the vagina and the body of the uterus. The non pregnant uterus is about 10cm from the internal os of the cervix to the fundus. So the top of the uterus is only about nine inches from the entrance of the vagina, entirely possible to rupture ueterus with anything longer than nine inches which is out of control I'm actually an obstetrician who can spell uterus. The average vagina is longer than 5cm! It's more like 12cm. The cervix is NEVER 4 cm thick. It's approximately 2cm thick. A non pregnant uterus is about the size of your fist, larger than 10cm. The fundus is at least 24 cm away from the entrance of the vagina (which may be 9 inches). Do you know what a fundus is? The uterus is anteverted and at an angle to the end of the vagina making it extremely difficult to damage with a straight(ish) penis shaped object. As for the fucking machine.... It is not out of control (at least the one I used). " Seem to be very upset about a typo, dearie me. My fist is eleven centimetres from knuckle to base of thumb, so sorry if I was a cm out. The fact that most (not all) uteri are ante verted means the distance from the introitus to what ever part of the uterus is furthest away or perpendicular to the vaginal entrance is even less than I said. And yes, as you nearly worked out for yourself 24cm is just over nine inches. I am so glad you are not my gynaecologist with an attitude like that. | |||
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"I'm sorry, maybe I'm being dense but if you have a willing and able person available with a penis, why on earth would you use one of these? Supposing it goes mental and ruptures your uterus? I'm sticking with mr Willy thank you It's the novelty. And your partner controls the speed. I don't know a man who can go that fast and hard for so long.... I came so quickly, again and again and ag........ Couldn't rupture your uterus cos that's well away from your vagina. You could bruise yourself but don't think you could harm yourself. Im not su where you get your knowlegde of anatomy thinking the uterus is nowhere near the entrance of the vagina???? The average vagina is 5cm long and the cervix about 4cm thick, that's only 9cm or about 4 inches from the entrance of the vagina and the body of the uterus. The non pregnant uterus is about 10cm from the internal os of the cervix to the fundus. So the top of the uterus is only about nine inches from the entrance of the vagina, entirely possible to rupture ueterus with anything longer than nine inches which is out of control I'm actually an obstetrician who can spell uterus. The average vagina is longer than 5cm! It's more like 12cm. The cervix is NEVER 4 cm thick. It's approximately 2cm thick. A non pregnant uterus is about the size of your fist, larger than 10cm. The fundus is at least 24 cm away from the entrance of the vagina (which may be 9 inches). Do you know what a fundus is? The uterus is anteverted and at an angle to the end of the vagina making it extremely difficult to damage with a straight(ish) penis shaped object. As for the fucking machine.... It is not out of control (at least the one I used). Seem to be very upset about a typo, dearie me. My fist is eleven centimetres from knuckle to base of thumb, so sorry if I was a cm out. The fact that most (not all) uteri are ante verted means the distance from the introitus to what ever part of the uterus is furthest away or perpendicular to the vaginal entrance is even less than I said. And yes, as you nearly worked out for yourself 24cm is just over nine inches. I am so glad you are not my gynaecologist with an attitude like that. " Ditto | |||
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"I'm sorry, maybe I'm being dense but if you have a willing and able person available with a penis, why on earth would you use one of these? Supposing it goes mental and ruptures your uterus? I'm sticking with mr Willy thank you It's the novelty. And your partner controls the speed. I don't know a man who can go that fast and hard for so long.... I came so quickly, again and again and ag........ Couldn't rupture your uterus cos that's well away from your vagina. You could bruise yourself but don't think you could harm yourself. Im not su where you get your knowlegde of anatomy thinking the uterus is nowhere near the entrance of the vagina???? The average vagina is 5cm long and the cervix about 4cm thick, that's only 9cm or about 4 inches from the entrance of the vagina and the body of the uterus. The non pregnant uterus is about 10cm from the internal os of the cervix to the fundus. So the top of the uterus is only about nine inches from the entrance of the vagina, entirely possible to rupture ueterus with anything longer than nine inches which is out of control I'm actually an obstetrician who can spell uterus. The average vagina is longer than 5cm! It's more like 12cm. The cervix is NEVER 4 cm thick. It's approximately 2cm thick. A non pregnant uterus is about the size of your fist, larger than 10cm. The fundus is at least 24 cm away from the entrance of the vagina (which may be 9 inches). Do you know what a fundus is? The uterus is anteverted and at an angle to the end of the vagina making it extremely difficult to damage with a straight(ish) penis shaped object. As for the fucking machine.... It is not out of control (at least the one I used). Seem to be very upset about a typo, dearie me. My fist is eleven centimetres from knuckle to base of thumb, so sorry if I was a cm out. The fact that most (not all) uteri are ante verted means the distance from the introitus to what ever part of the uterus is furthest away or perpendicular to the vaginal entrance is even less than I said. And yes, as you nearly worked out for yourself 24cm is just over nine inches. I am so glad you are not my gynaecologist with an attitude like that. Ditto" I'm not a gynaecologist so that's ok then | |||
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"I'd love to get one, but they are horrendously expensive! If anybody not too far away is building one, then I'll happily volunteer for a test ride..... please....! Or if any back shed engineer can make me one, then I'd be everso, everso grateful..... " Hehe get in line lady | |||
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"There is also a machine I have seen in porn called the "Symbian" It kind of looks like a small pommel horse with a dildo attached to it. The woman riding that appear to almost pass out with pleasure." Thats the Sybian. Partial collapse of the rider is normal. Can need to catch them, as they fall forward. I have one. | |||
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"Quote from NHS Direct: The vagina is a tube about 8cm (3in) long, which leads from the cervix (the neck of the womb) down to the vulva, where it opens between the legs. I was 3cm out, the obstetrician was 4cm. Some people get themselves in such a lather " It appears you're the one in a lather! | |||
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