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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I can stick a biro in to my urethra, inky end out and then write my signature legibly with my erect penis. Anybody else do this or anything better ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's not the way we were taught when I was at school. What's the education system coming too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ewee ya wierdo lol x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ewee ya wierdo lol x"

Thinking of trying out for BGT

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I prefer it in someone else's handwriting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I prefer it in someone else's handwriting "

live it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I prefer it in someone else's handwriting "

live it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I prefer it in someone else's handwriting

live it"

Well there doesn't seem to be much talent on FAB after all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can piss Bohemian Rhapsody

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ewee ya wierdo lol x

Thinking of trying out for BGT "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can piss Bohemian Rhapsody "

A capella styleeeee?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can do the splits on a cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can piss Bohemian Rhapsody

A capella styleeeee? "

Only my humming as accompaniment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can do the splits on a cock "

That is an accomplishment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can do the splits on a cock

That is an accomplishment "
yes, I want the rule book

Her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can stick a biro in to my urethra, inky end out and then write my signature legibly with my erect penis. Anybody else do this or anything better ? "

can your penis write anything else?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can do the splits on a cock

That is an accomplishment "

only tried it once I nearly kicked him in face.was tricky and very funny

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By *bony in IvoryCouple
over a year ago

Black&White Utopia

Have ya tried doing cross words OP ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can stick a biro in to my urethra, inky end out and then write my signature legibly with my erect penis. Anybody else do this or anything better ? "

Awesome but I can get a chunky bingo marker pen down mine AND mark off several bingo cards with it !!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can stick a biro in to my urethra, inky end out and then write my signature legibly with my erect penis. Anybody else do this or anything better ? "

i just watched a doc on lance armstrong. He told whoppers too

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By *arnayguyMan
over a year ago

Durham Tees


"I can stick a biro in to my urethra, inky end out and then write my signature legibly with my erect penis. Anybody else do this or anything better ? "

You need a biro???

I just push an ink cartridge up my urethra and write in italic.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I can stick a biro in to my urethra, inky end out and then write my signature legibly with my erect penis. Anybody else do this or anything better ?

can your penis write anything else? "

It doesn't have to, just my signature gives me all the fun I need. Cheque signing in work " careful the ink might still be a bit wet "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can stick a biro in to my urethra, inky end out and then write my signature legibly with my erect penis. Anybody else do this or anything better ?

can your penis write anything else?

It doesn't have to, just my signature gives me all the fun I need. Cheque signing in work " careful the ink might still be a bit wet " "

For safe cheques only use rubber ones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How the fuck do you discover you can do that sort of thing. ???

You must have been really bored one afternoon lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can stick a biro in to my urethra, inky end out and then write my signature legibly with my erect penis. Anybody else do this or anything better ? "

Wow. Way to much free time hun !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How the fuck do you discover you can do that sort of thing. ???

You must have been really bored one afternoon lol "

Google what men put in their urethra. There's a lot of bored men out there

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By *emon tart Double creamCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Are you left bollocked or right bollocked??

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Are you left bollocked or right bollocked?? "

Right

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I can stick a biro in to my urethra, inky end out and then write my signature legibly with my erect penis. Anybody else do this or anything better ?

i just watched a doc on lance armstrong. He told whoppers too"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

wondering whatever possessed you to try this in the first place - novel party piece tho

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By *nleashedCrakenMan
over a year ago

Widnes


"Are you left bollocked or right bollocked??

Right "

Or ambidickstrous maybe.

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By *opinovMan
over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria


"I can stick a biro in to my urethra, inky end out and then write my signature legibly with my erect penis."

OMG!... how exactly did you discover this talent?.. boring day in the office?

I now have a mental image of you answering the door to sign for a parcel... and it's not a pretty one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

fem can swallow hot dog sausages whole

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can walk and breath at the same time

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"fem can swallow hot dog sausages whole "

Oh my ! You lucky, lucky man

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