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What is the strangest thing someone has said to you during sex?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I was with a lady Friday night and she ask me to fuck like I was fucking my mother. I of course ignored this but it did make me chuckle later .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A while back, although slightly d*unk a women we met, mid intercourse demanded "fuck me like a dog fucks a bitch on heat" shortly followed by "knott me" !

Scary thing is she owns a bloody great big boxer dog!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A while back, although slightly d*unk a women we met, mid intercourse demanded "fuck me like a dog fucks a bitch on heat" shortly followed by "knott me" !

Scary thing is she owns a bloody great big boxer dog! "

She sounds fun!

As long as the dog is outside anyways.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was with a lady Friday night and she ask me to fuck like I was fucking my mother. I of course ignored this but it did make me chuckle later . "

My bro shared a house with a friend and oh..no it's too embarrassing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was she a Doors fan?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

someone once said to me "say something dirty" to which I aptly replied....

Muuuuud. don't know why it was the first thing that came into my head lol.

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By *horltzMan
over a year ago

heysham

"Have you started yet"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

May I finish now !!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pull my nightie down when you have finished

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a 'what is wrong with you?'...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why what was wrong with you? Lol

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By *olden_Road_to_SamarkandMan
over a year ago

London & North Wessex Downs


"A while back, although slightly d*unk a women we met, mid intercourse demanded "fuck me like a dog fucks a bitch on heat" shortly followed by "knott me" !

Scary thing is she owns a bloody great big boxer dog! "

Barking!!

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By *horltzMan
over a year ago

heysham


"I had a 'what is wrong with you?'... "

With a bum like that , I would say very little is wrong with you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

God your Dad is cool

we'd been out to the pub with my folks, had a fair few too many drinks, and while he was jack hammering away uselessly he just came out with it!

Safe to say it ended there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it in yet

Gimp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just last night I got Have you put the bin out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wakey wakey

Her

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"Wakey wakey

Her"

Snort!

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By *jandjbCouple
over a year ago

Nr Manchester

Do we have any frozen chips?

Fortunately our sex life is so great now there is less opportunity to think about the shopping lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It was me that said it to my husband: Liverpool just scored

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It was me that said it to my husband: Liverpool just scored "

So had he.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

pretend your 15 do you mind?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why what was wrong with you? Lol"

It was one of the very first times I'd met anyone from Adultfriendfinder. It was all very exciting. This guy lived just up the road and was huge in the trouser department. A few minutes of heavy petting, neither of us were in the mood to wait and within literally three seconds and a grand total of two thrusts, he looked up at me like my head had turned into a beach ball, back down at a now full condom and said 'what is wrong with you?'.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I had a 'what is wrong with you?'...

With a bum like that , I would say very little is wrong with you "

Apparently there was something!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are you still here"? is quite common for me......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I had a 'what is wrong with you?'...

With a bum like that , I would say very little is wrong with you

Apparently there was something! "

I'd be asking what was wrong with me not you. Although looking at your photos I think I'd blow my load very quickly indeed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I had a 'what is wrong with you?'...

With a bum like that , I would say very little is wrong with you

Apparently there was something! "

OMG poor chap and goes to show no matter how gifted you are you need to be able to handle what you have

Mind you cannot blame him as your pictures let up know why he was so excited

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It was me that said it to my husband: Liverpool just scored

So had he. "

Lucky him

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By *eliciouslyNastyMan
over a year ago

London

This is quite a ego deflater for me!

I say some weird s&*t during the moment...

Just for physiological effect...

The dog/bitch on heat one is a regular for me

A prize I have won!

And the way I tell them what their pussy will look like after! Im now afraid to mention!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did you remember to pay the electric bill ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it in yet ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I had a 'what is wrong with you?'...

With a bum like that , I would say very little is wrong with you

Apparently there was something!

OMG poor chap and goes to show no matter how gifted you are you need to be able to handle what you have

Mind you cannot blame him as your pictures let up know why he was so excited "

That's the thing.... AdultFriendFinder let you upload videos so I'd seen him Uh 'in action' so to speak. He was clearly very capable of using what he had and the girls seemed to go wild for him.

I was a little disappointed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who is better then me or my brothers wife??? I was just speechless

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

After a mere few minutes of foreplay "So you don't cum with guys then?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oh, i thought it was bigger

i did tell you

yes but

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

...would you like fries with that...?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A while back, although slightly d*unk a women we met, mid intercourse demanded "fuck me like a dog fucks a bitch on heat" shortly followed by "knott me" !

Scary thing is she owns a bloody great big boxer dog! "

Maybe she likes it woof

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The young lady who took my virginity once turned to me and said "does it ever go soft " to be honest she was 21 and a lapdancer what did she expect

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cum inside my pussy! If I get pregnant my husband and me will raise it as our own.

Strange...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cum inside my pussy! If I get pregnant my husband and me will raise it as our own.

Strange..."

Some people man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cum inside my pussy! If I get pregnant my husband and me will raise it as our own.

Strange..."

And the winner is

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By *heScotandthegirlCouple
over a year ago

London & Edinburgh

My wife isn't as tight as you...

He had failed to mention he was married.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I had a 'what is wrong with you?'...

With a bum like that , I would say very little is wrong with you

Apparently there was something!

OMG poor chap and goes to show no matter how gifted you are you need to be able to handle what you have

Mind you cannot blame him as your pictures let up know why he was so excited

That's the thing.... AdultFriendFinder let you upload videos so I'd seen him Uh 'in action' so to speak. He was clearly very capable of using what he had and the girls seemed to go wild for him.

I was a little disappointed. "

It would seem your skills far out did his judging by the reaction you got from him. And as in video was he solo shooting or accompanied? If solo shooting then would last as long as you need to but a whole different ball game with another person.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once had

"Oh god, Bian, Brian, Brian I'm cumming"

It would be fine, but my names Andrew

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I had a 'what is wrong with you?'...

With a bum like that , I would say very little is wrong with you

Apparently there was something!

OMG poor chap and goes to show no matter how gifted you are you need to be able to handle what you have

Mind you cannot blame him as your pictures let up know why he was so excited

That's the thing.... AdultFriendFinder let you upload videos so I'd seen him Uh 'in action' so to speak. He was clearly very capable of using what he had and the girls seemed to go wild for him.

I was a little disappointed.

It would seem your skills far out did his judging by the reaction you got from him. And as in video was he solo shooting or accompanied? If solo shooting then would last as long as you need to but a whole different ball game with another person. "

What skills? Lol I didn't have time to do anything special... Just a bit of petting.

And his videos showed him with two other girls (separately). I don't know what it was

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I had a 'what is wrong with you?'...

With a bum like that , I would say very little is wrong with you

Apparently there was something!

OMG poor chap and goes to show no matter how gifted you are you need to be able to handle what you have

Mind you cannot blame him as your pictures let up know why he was so excited

That's the thing.... AdultFriendFinder let you upload videos so I'd seen him Uh 'in action' so to speak. He was clearly very capable of using what he had and the girls seemed to go wild for him.

I was a little disappointed.

It would seem your skills far out did his judging by the reaction you got from him. And as in video was he solo shooting or accompanied? If solo shooting then would last as long as you need to but a whole different ball game with another person.

What skills? Lol I didn't have time to do anything special... Just a bit of petting.

And his videos showed him with two other girls (separately). I don't know what it was "

Well it could have been anything really the videos could have been filmed after he had already cum meaning he would naturally last longer or he could have had a few drinks to help him maintain for a longer time.

Or the petting and build up prior to the meet might have had him so sexually charged that he was ready to pop. Either way once you can look past the disappointment I would take it as a back handed compliment.

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By *orthLincsIronCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe


"I had a 'what is wrong with you?'...

With a bum like that , I would say very little is wrong with you

Apparently there was something!

OMG poor chap and goes to show no matter how gifted you are you need to be able to handle what you have

Mind you cannot blame him as your pictures let up know why he was so excited

That's the thing.... AdultFriendFinder let you upload videos so I'd seen him Uh 'in action' so to speak. He was clearly very capable of using what he had and the girls seemed to go wild for him.

I was a little disappointed.

It would seem your skills far out did his judging by the reaction you got from him. And as in video was he solo shooting or accompanied? If solo shooting then would last as long as you need to but a whole different ball game with another person.

What skills? Lol I didn't have time to do anything special... Just a bit of petting.

And his videos showed him with two other girls (separately). I don't know what it was "

Maybe he has an identical twin brother

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By *issLissCouple
over a year ago

south east

I once started repeating the word watermelon over and over again as not to make me cum anymore lol

My bf afterwards did take the piss out of me for a very long time!!

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