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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Anyone for tennis.

Failing that how about an orgy featuring 3 and a half litres of double cream and a punnet of strawberries.

Of course there'll be pimms also.

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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago

MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire)

Hmmm, can you give it an hour for my antihistamines to work...

Strawberries don't like me (I love them tho)

and no Pimms ta...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm stuffed and I don't like Pimms x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Not much of an orgy this.

I'll bring bananas too.

Perhaps stick to the tennis.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you had me at Pimms

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not much of an orgy this.

I'll bring bananas too.

Perhaps stick to the tennis. "

Bananas give me heartburn. Can we just stick to the orgy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Not much of an orgy this.

I'll bring bananas too.

Perhaps stick to the tennis.

Bananas give me heartburn. Can we just stick to the orgy "

Oh ok, orgy it is. Where do you want me, should I touch my toes. x

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

If you've got a table tennis bat I might be in...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If you've got a table tennis bat I might be in...

Ouch, but please use the smooth side not the dimpled.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

mmmmmm pimms with an orgy yes please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't forget the cucumber!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone for tennis.

Failing that how about an orgy featuring 3 and a half litres of double cream and a punnet of strawberries.

Of course there'll be pimms also.

Mmmmmm....cream...ha.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Anyone for tennis.

Failing that how about an orgy featuring 3 and a half litres of double cream and a punnet of strawberries.

Of course there'll be pimms also.

Mmmmmm....cream...ha.

You joining in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I have some Pimm's

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By *ampWithABrainWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Love food play. Bananas strawberries n cream all sound good.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone for tennis.

Failing that how about an orgy featuring 3 and a half litres of double cream and a punnet of strawberries.

Of course there'll be pimms also.

Mmmmmm....cream...ha.

You joining in. "

Only if you're serving.

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By *lleyCat1969Man
over a year ago

Folkestone

I don't drink when I play so I'll stick with Robinson's Barley Water

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Love food play. Bananas strawberries n cream all sound good.

What about trifle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't beat a good back hand with cream

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

You'll be glad to know that I've revoked the all white dress code.

It's black or coloured undies for the women, naked for the men.

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

New balls, please...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"New balls, please...

Sorry you heard allfor1 no white you'll have to remove that please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"New balls, please...

Just give me twenty minutes.

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Anyone for tennis.

Failing that how about an orgy featuring 3 and a half litres of double cream and a punnet of strawberries.

Of course there'll be pimms also.

Did someone say Pimm's?

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By *rforfunCouple
over a year ago

Bedford

"Anyone for tennis.

Failing that how about an orgy featuring 3 and a half litres of double cream and a punnet of strawberries.

Of course there'll be pimms also.

Did someone say Pimm's?

Hmmm is it to early for Pimm's?

I'll bring a trifle.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Anyone for tennis.

Failing that how about an orgy featuring 3 and a half litres of double cream and a punnet of strawberries.

Of course there'll be pimms also.

Did someone say Pimm's?

Hmmm is it to early for Pimm's?

I'll bring a trifle.

Trifle is a great idea, but we can't use spoons.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone for tennis.

Failing that how about an orgy featuring 3 and a half litres of double cream and a punnet of strawberries.

Of course there'll be pimms also.

Im in for pimms...

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By *heScotandthegirlCouple
over a year ago

London & Edinburgh

Did someone say Pimms...?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Pimms, poured over naked bodies.

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By *heScotandthegirlCouple
over a year ago

London & Edinburgh

"Pimms, poured over naked bodies. "

Count me in....

Ruby

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

Bollocks. I just thought, there could have been a Wimbledon avatar challenge with everyone doing their version of the tennis girl with no knickers scratching her arse. Maybe an Athena poster theme challenge instead or am I showing my age?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Bollocks. I just thought, there could have been a Wimbledon avatar challenge with everyone doing their version of the tennis girl with no knickers scratching her arse. Maybe an Athena poster theme challenge instead or am I showing my age?"

You're not showing your age but you'd be showing your arse.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's a good look, a classic!

I think the footie overran the tennis this year.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Because the tennis party has been so popular, why not come to my other party thread.

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