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Funniest meet ever last night

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So last night me and the wife had invited a guy for a social coffee and vhat meet and as we are sitting there my wife mentions seeing smoke in the street. So she looks outside and a house a few doors down is on fire. Next thing you know we have all three emergency services in the road (nobody hurt I should add) it was an electrical firecand the women had tried putting it out with water Anyway because we are in a terrace we then had firemen going house to house checking for spread. They go in the house next to the fire only to find a cannabis farm. So that guy gets arrested and the police carry out a full on raid. Took out bags and bags of plants and growing equipment lmao. We hardly had time to speak to our meet it was much more fun watching the show outside.

Anyone got any similar stories to share??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's so funny, think it's going to take something special to top that one.

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By *lipperyWhenWet!Couple
over a year ago

Rochester

You must have arranged that deliberately to waste his time! LOL Hope he feels safe enough to come back.

When I was single guy, l had a couple come round to my place who seemed ok, but as she powered through a bottle of booze, it came out that it was his idea; he got off on jealously watching, and she was only doing it for him, and had had just about enough.

Domestic ensued in my front room, fortunately followed by quick exit.

What a night. LOL

From then on it was neutral place meets first and only back after the second play.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Lmao Jerry springer live in your front room :D

(Just realised I replied privately first time DOH lol)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We had a meet at a guys house once , his 'partner' turned up later and seemed distracted and not overly enjoying herself.

The phone rang and she answered it and fled shouting that her house had blown up .

We were impressed with that safety word and made a mental note to remember it.

Later we found out her house had indeed exploded blowing the kitchen wall out into the garden with her teenage daughter inside , luckily unhurt .

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

WOW., Gas explosion??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"WOW., Gas explosion??"

Apparently so .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

do you think he will think its safe to return

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By *ity Slickers PartiesCouple (MM)
over a year ago

Brighton & Hove

Hahaha I was hoping to read about your wife doing it with one of the fireman lol

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By *uckyman1992Man
over a year ago

Old Street

Only one word to describe that

HILARIOUS!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hahaha I was hoping to read about your wife doing it with one of the fireman lol"

Funny you should say that I got a message later that night about it from somebody who had witnessed it and recognized us from on here, he wouldn't say who he was at first for privacy reasons, but it turns out he WAS one of the firemen LMFAO

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So last night me and the wife had invited a guy for a social coffee and vhat meet and as we are sitting there my wife mentions seeing smoke in the street. So she looks outside and a house a few doors down is on fire. Next thing you know we have all three emergency services in the road (nobody hurt I should add) it was an electrical firecand the women had tried putting it out with water Anyway because we are in a terrace we then had firemen going house to house checking for spread. They go in the house next to the fire only to find a cannabis farm. So that guy gets arrested and the police carry out a full on raid. Took out bags and bags of plants and growing equipment lmao. We hardly had time to speak to our meet it was much more fun watching the show outside.

Anyone got any similar stories to share??"

It sounds just like an average day on my street!I bet you had a laugh afterwards though!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

We were ripping each other about it all night lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once attended a clown bukkake. Complete with a car that's doors fell off. Now that was the funniest meet ever!

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By *eddonistikMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Lots of them but one of my earliest ones on the web scene before I learnt I should always insist on speaking to the woman first.

Sorted out with a guy that I should come round to shag his partner for the night. This was on yahoo, before I even know of sites like this. It was near Luton and I was in Manchester, these days it's hard to get me ravel more than 5 miles from my place.

I'm on my way down and speak to him on the mobile and gave him an ETA. He replied that that was great, I should get there about the same time as the other man. When I asked what other man he said oh didn't I tell you? Anyway I was more than half way there and she looked good in the photos so I thought fuck it.

I got there just as the other guy did and we went into the house together. There was just the man there who said that we were her 40th birthday surprise. She'd be home from work soon and that we should wait in the kitchen until she came home and he'd announce us. Me and the other bloke looked at each other and we were both thinking what?

Shortly after she came home from work and he welcomed her home, 'Happy birthday' etc. He then said I've got you a birthday surprise, come in lads. We walked into the lounge and he told her that these 2 men were going to fuck her like mad for the night. At this point I was thinking she's going to say 'are you fucking mental?' We'll be out of the door in the minute.

She certainly did seem surprised, but relaxed as we chatted and the other bloke and me finally sat on either side of her on the sofa while her partner started filming us. I started the ball rolling by stroking her leg and then kissing her. Soon we were all 3 of us having fun, and had a lovely night of fucking.

However it could have gone very badly and having learnt what I have, no way would I take that chance again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So last night me and the wife had invited a guy for a social coffee and vhat meet and as we are sitting there my wife mentions seeing smoke in the street. So she looks outside and a house a few doors down is on fire. Next thing you know we have all three emergency services in the road (nobody hurt I should add) it was an electrical firecand the women had tried putting it out with water Anyway because we are in a terrace we then had firemen going house to house checking for spread. They go in the house next to the fire only to find a cannabis farm. So that guy gets arrested and the police carry out a full on raid. Took out bags and bags of plants and growing equipment lmao. We hardly had time to speak to our meet it was much more fun watching the show outside.

Anyone got any similar stories to share??"

Would've been better if the cannabis farm went up, everyone would've been stoned

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By *not69Man
over a year ago

Lancashire


"Hahaha I was hoping to read about your wife doing it with one of the fireman lol"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lots

of them but one of my earliest ones on the web scene before I learnt I

should always insist on speaking to the woman first.

Sorted out with a guy that I should come round to shag his partner for

the night. This was on yahoo, before I even know of sites like this. It

was near Luton and I was in Manchester, these days it's hard to get me

ravel more than 5 miles from my place.

I'm on my way down and speak to him on the mobile and gave him an ETA.

He replied that that was great, I should get there about the same time

as the other man. When I asked what other man he said oh didn't I tell

you? Anyway I was more than half way there and she looked good in the

photos so I thought fuck it.

I got there just as the other guy did and we went into the house

together. There was just the man there who said that we were her 40th

birthday surprise. She'd be home from work soon and that we should wait

in the kitchen until she came home and he'd announce us. Me and the

other bloke looked at each other and we were both thinking what?

Shortly after she came home from work and he welcomed her home, 'Happy

birthday' etc. He then said I've got you a birthday surprise, come in

lads. We walked into the lounge and he told her that these 2 men were

going to fuck her like mad for the night. At this point I was thinking

she's going to say 'are you fucking mental?' We'll be out of the door in

the minute.

She certainly did seem surprised, but relaxed as we chatted and the

other bloke and me finally sat on either side of her on the sofa while

her partner started filming us. I started the ball rolling by stroking

her leg and then kissing her. Soon we were all 3 of us having fun, and

had a lovely night of fucking.

However it could have gone very badly and having learnt what I have, no

way would I take that cha

nce again "

Wheres the funny part?

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By *eddonistikMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Lots

of them but one of my earliest ones on the web scene before I learnt I

should always insist on speaking to the woman first.

Sorted out with a guy that I should come round to shag his partner for

the night. This was on yahoo, before I even know of sites like this. It

was near Luton and I was in Manchester, these days it's hard to get me

ravel more than 5 miles from my place.

I'm on my way down and speak to him on the mobile and gave him an ETA.

He replied that that was great, I should get there about the same time

as the other man. When I asked what other man he said oh didn't I tell

you? Anyway I was more than half way there and she looked good in the

photos so I thought fuck it.

I got there just as the other guy did and we went into the house

together. There was just the man there who said that we were her 40th

birthday surprise. She'd be home from work soon and that we should wait

in the kitchen until she came home and he'd announce us. Me and the

other bloke looked at each other and we were both thinking what?

Shortly after she came home from work and he welcomed her home, 'Happy

birthday' etc. He then said I've got you a birthday surprise, come in

lads. We walked into the lounge and he told her that these 2 men were

going to fuck her like mad for the night. At this point I was thinking

she's going to say 'are you fucking mental?' We'll be out of the door in

the minute.

She certainly did seem surprised, but relaxed as we chatted and the

other bloke and me finally sat on either side of her on the sofa while

her partner started filming us. I started the ball rolling by stroking

her leg and then kissing her. Soon we were all 3 of us having fun, and

had a lovely night of fucking.

However it could have gone very badly and having learnt what I have, no

way would I take that cha

nce again

Wheres the funny part?"

The bit where we were announced as the birthday surprise and we were expecting her to go mad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't know lol. Those time wasting couples that stage house fires, drug raids all to get outta playing lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Theres a post office down the street maybe next time we can have an armed robbery lol

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By *rEfoxMan
over a year ago

edinburgh

Really??? I didn't imagine that these kind of things happened in Daventry!

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By *ushandkittyCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester

It wasn't on this site but another where I met Kitty, I'd gone to hers and we were getting frisky on the sofa and suddenly heard a loud bang for outside the front of the house. Clothing hastily re-arranged we went to investigate to find her car on fire! She's phoned for the fire brigade which apparently had already been alerted, and tried to get the woman next door to move her car that was parked right next to hers as the bumper was starting to melt. The fire brigade turn up and start putting the fire out so we're told 'it's fine we'll deal with it and you can sort insurance etc out tomorrow'. So back we go and give it a while and start getting down to business again, and getting carried away doggy style, only to be disturbed by two grinning fireman knocking on the back window telling us they'd be off now and that it's all out!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol if only it was his house that caught fire. You could have all got a stone on lol.

Munchies anyone?

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