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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

recently, an argentinian man broke the world record for masturbating in a 24 hour period: he masturbating 83 times.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He must have been sore after

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want proof of that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

didn't see that record in the guiness book of records

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By *teveanddebsCouple
over a year ago

Norwich

I bet he was black and had a big cock

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

the proof is on the internet

google world record for masturbating.

he comes from argentina

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What a wanker!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"the proof is on the internet

google world record for masturbating.

he comes from argentina "

is it a video?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"didn't see that record in the guiness book of records"

Definitely not in the junior edition

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's on the internet....it must be true!

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By *am123Man
over a year ago

essex chelmsford


"recently, an argentinian man broke the world record for masturbating in a 24 hour period: he masturbating 83 times."
i want an adjudicator, i'm up for the challenge 83 pfft thats a warm up for me lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

in an interview the man from argentina said

'Growing up I would practice all the time and took it very seriously. I knew one day my hard work and dedication would pay off.'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I want proof of that "

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

Phew when did he find the time to eat? On another site I go on there's a guy who delights in telling the ladies that he masturbates twenty times a day, no one cares bless him but he keeps on bashing em out.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I want proof of that "

he is called hugo lopez

google him

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

they interviewed his mother. she said the following

'He would just stay in his room for days at a time. We knew one day all that masturbation would pay off for him. He has made all his friends and family so proud.'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"they interviewed his mother. she said the following

'He would just stay in his room for days at a time. We knew one day all that masturbation would pay off for him. He has made all his friends and family so proud.'

"

How has it paid off and why does his mother know!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"they interviewed his mother. she said the following

'He would just stay in his room for days at a time. We knew one day all that masturbation would pay off for him. He has made all his friends and family so proud.'

How has it paid off and why does his mother know!! "

Because the internet says,

Keep up woman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"they interviewed his mother. she said the following

'He would just stay in his room for days at a time. We knew one day all that masturbation would pay off for him. He has made all his friends and family so proud.'

How has it paid off and why does his mother know!!

Because the internet says,

Keep up woman

"

What was the record before he broke it?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"they interviewed his mother. she said the following

'He would just stay in his room for days at a time. We knew one day all that masturbation would pay off for him. He has made all his friends and family so proud.'

How has it paid off and why does his mother know!! "

it paid off because he is world champion

he comes from a small town and many people have been celebrating. he probably told his mum about it anyway.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Simple things please small minds

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"they interviewed his mother. she said the following

'He would just stay in his room for days at a time. We knew one day all that masturbation would pay off for him. He has made all his friends and family so proud.'

How has it paid off and why does his mother know!!

Because the internet says,

Keep up woman

What was the record before he broke it? "

the previous record was set by a thai man. he did 61 times

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

what a prize .... world class wanker lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"they interviewed his mother. she said the following

'He would just stay in his room for days at a time. We knew one day all that masturbation would pay off for him. He has made all his friends and family so proud.'

How has it paid off and why does his mother know!!

Because the internet says,

Keep up woman

What was the record before he broke it?

the previous record was set by a thai man. he did 61 times "

to be in the Guinness book of records it has to be observed by an official from the company

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

however he has angered some people.

a woman that opposes masturbation said

'It leads to sexual dysfunction, erodes family values, and is a top ten cause of disease'

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By *aster of a mindCouple
over a year ago

York

I'm sure that as a young lad I woke myself up masturbating and kept going all day without stopping for breath until I fell asleep, cock still in hand. Does this only count as 1 masturbation

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

So he masturbated 83 times? That means he went from soft to hard 83 times in one day or came to completion 83 times? I'd be impressed if it was the latter - if it was the former then that is just wank imo

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By *emon tart Double creamCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

[Removed by poster at 28/06/14 22:45:26]

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By *emon tart Double creamCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

There must have been nothing left to come out after 50

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is hillarious!

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By *atcherofmyballsMan
over a year ago

hereford

He was disappointed, the day before in practice he'd done 92

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I remember my dad saying Argentina was full of wankers. Something to do with a football match.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They like to use there hands

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By *mmabluTV/TS
over a year ago

upton wirral

He is dreaming simple.If he had a witness to prove this surely he would have fucked the witness,and that is not masterbating.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

some people spend too much time on the interbetand just because you can google it doesnt make it true. Example: Look at the viral facebook video about strange black creatures growing out of a womans breast looks sounds convincing, can even be goggled as a geniune disease with links to tropophobia images, yet the link to snopes.com photoshopping hoax using the pod of lotus flowers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm guessing he's now fumbling about, with a white stick.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm guessing he's now fumbling about, with a white stick. "

His stick is red raw

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm guessing he's now fumbling about, with a white stick.

His stick is red raw"

This threads making my eyes water friction burns

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think the funniest thing about this thread is that someone believes what the have googled.... And what made them google that in the first place?

Mind boggles!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think the funniest thing about this thread is that someone believes what the have googled.... And what made them google that in the first place?

Mind boggles!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There must have been nothing left to come out after 50 "

or had an extremely high zinc diet

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I think the funniest thing about this thread is that someone believes what the have googled.... And what made them google that in the first place?

Mind boggles!"

apparently, the america news network CNN covered the story and did the interviews.

before, you discredit my research please check out the validity of the story first

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"I think the funniest thing about this thread is that someone believes what the have googled.... And what made them google that in the first place?

Mind boggles!"

I often see people ask questions on here and get the advice that "google is your friend" so lots of people seem to rely on google

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I think the funniest thing about this thread is that someone believes what the have googled.... And what made them google that in the first place?

Mind boggles!"

lol, i came across the story when i was reading an on-line newspaper.

believe me, i was surprised as the rest of you when i saw it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think the funniest thing about this thread is that someone believes what the have googled.... And what made them google that in the first place?

Mind boggles!

apparently, the america news network CNN covered the story and did the interviews.

before, you discredit my research please check out the validity of the story first

Googled it and clicked on 8 diferent sites and all of them post the link to the "official" CNN news report, click it and they dont work

"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I think the funniest thing about this thread is that someone believes what the have googled.... And what made them google that in the first place?

Mind boggles!

apparently, the america news network CNN covered the story and did the interviews.

before, you discredit my research please check out the validity of the story first

Googled it and clicked on 8 diferent sites and all of them post the link to the "official" CNN news report, click it and they dont work

"

if you send me a private e-mail i will give you the web address of the internet newspaper i am using. i don't think i will be able to post it in the forum.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

what surprises me the most is that he actually COULD and WANTED to even though he could. I'd get hungry and have to stop for a sandwich

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

many people post links and mention websites in the forums for news stories, lingerie sites etc. As far as im aware you just cant name sites of a similar nature to this one

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By *himanMan
over a year ago

chichester

Thats nothing !

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"Thats nothing !"

so now we know what you've been up to on your week off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I remember seeing a documentary about a girl who cried glass tears. Turned out the parents had put little bits of polished glass in her eyelids and shown the local priest. Then there was the woman who had marks of stigmata on her hands. She had cerebral palsy and the marks where from her fingers that were curled up and had marked her palms

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I shall add my personal best to my CV.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I remember seeing a documentary about a girl who cried glass tears. Turned out the parents had put little bits of polished glass in her eyelids and shown the local priest. Then there was the woman who had marks of stigmata on her hands. She had cerebral palsy and the marks where from her fingers that were curled up and had marked her palms "

lol, i did not see the man masturbate 83 times so i can not say that i saw him do it.

however, if you want the web address of the internet newspaper i am using i will e-mail it to you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He's lucky lol, not long ago in the paper I read someone died due to masturbating 43 times in a day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't know what would get numb first my hands or my cock

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"I don't know what would get numb first my hands or my cock "

I'd get bored. I wonder how he's defining masturbation.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just searched on the official CNN.com website, they have no reference to the story in their search engines.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just searched on the official CNN.com website, they have no reference to the story in their search engines. "

would you like me to email you the web address of the internet newspaper i am using?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just searched on the official CNN.com website, they have no reference to the story in their search engines.

would you like me to email you the web address of the internet newspaper i am using?"

Ill see what CNN say when they email me back with all relevent articles from there archives. I dont trust a lot of the online newspapers the majority are just propaganda and hoaxes

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just searched on the official CNN.com website, they have no reference to the story in their search engines. "

not all stories go into archive on the internet. some stories that are written in physical newspapers or shown on the tv don't necessarily make it on their website.

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By *lassyandadventurousMan
over a year ago

England and Wales

I just googled it and after the record was broken the argie commented he knew all the hard work for this record would pay off lol

Honest...he said that lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

well since these sites have links to CNN it implies they have the story on the internet therefore it will be achived, you would be amazed how far they can go back. Afterall the biggest stories that shape our countries (and others) history are all facts recorded and achived in some way shape or form.

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

I have (until now, that is) never used the phrase "Norris McWhirter" as a swear word to express my incredulity before. I quite like it and may continue to do so.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"well since these sites have links to CNN it implies they have the story on the internet therefore it will be achived, you would be amazed how far they can go back. Afterall the biggest stories that shape our countries (and others) history are all facts recorded and achived in some way shape or form."

i don't think an argentinian man masturbating 83 times will be regarded as a story that shaped the country, lol

however, it was impressive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ive done like 10 before but 84? that's hard core

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"ive done like 10 before but 84? that's hard core"

his mother is proud of his achievement

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"however he has angered some people.

a woman that opposes masturbation said

'It leads to sexual dysfunction, erodes family values, and is a top ten cause of disease'"

Bet his mum got pissed off washing all his sheets!

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By *inkershoes69Woman
over a year ago

maidstone

some people have to much time on their hands

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

lol, i wonder how many people watched him break the record.

he might have been able to do more if he did not have people watching him.

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By *utifiedMan
over a year ago

Kilgetty


"however he has angered some people.

a woman that opposes masturbation said

'It leads to sexual dysfunction, erodes family values, and is a top ten cause of disease'

Bet his mum got pissed off washing all his sheets! "

Bet his mum got fed up catching him wanking lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I bet his cock was like a peparami after that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only 83 lmao I do that easy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"what surprises me the most is that he actually COULD and WANTED to even though he could. I'd get hungry and have to stop for a sandwich "

he ate with his left hand but kept spilling is drinks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"however he has angered some people.

a woman that opposes masturbation said

'It leads to sexual dysfunction, erodes family values, and is a top ten cause of disease'

Bet his mum got pissed off washing all his sheets! "

And the curtains

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's over 3 an hour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What a wanker! "

Pmsl x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Too much time to waste, he wants to get himself a job, the lazy fecker!

It seems he's tossed off a lot of time that he'll one day wish he hadn't wasted!

XXXX

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By *reelove1969Couple
over a year ago

bristol

i think you are slightly unbalanced handy ..either that or you have a big cock obsession ..i mean seriously ..if it aint black cocks ..you come up with the record number of wanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The hand of god just got a whole new meaning ....move over maradona ....lmao

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By *utifiedMan
over a year ago

Kilgetty

I'm gonna try break this record, unofficially of course, get behind me guys, I need plenty of support, emotionally

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By *reelove1969Couple
over a year ago

bristol

and scotch guard carpets !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I bet he was black and had a big cock "
pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

has suspected the article is a hoax! CNN are in tge process of suing the online tabloid that started the article something to do with mis-approprecention of the CNN name etc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Crikey, some people really need to get a life, what a wanker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

http://nationalreport.net/argentinian-man-masturbates-83-times-24-hour-period-new-world-record/

Here you go. Enjoy reading this!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In between the pernickety posts this is the funniest thing I've read on here for a while.

I have to wonder if those demanding it be verified are secretly concerned that there may be proof there is a bigger wanker out there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did he use lube to stop friction burns

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One wanker, so many posts.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it physically possible to have that amount of orgasm in that space of time? Some men only get that in a year

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By *ranthamThroatMan
over a year ago

Grantham.


"recently, an argentinian man broke the world record for masturbating in a 24 hour period: he masturbating 83 times."

Having worked in USA & Canada for many years I have never heard of this "newspaper" is it "National Enquirer"renamed perchance?....don't believe all you read!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wanker!!!

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By *ranthamThroatMan
over a year ago

Grantham.


"Wanker!!! "

cheers for that , but only twice a day!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If he did it on a bus that would make him a.....

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By *ranthamThroatMan
over a year ago

Grantham.


"If he did it on a bus that would make him a..... "

serious serial pervert?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bus Wanker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did he cum 83 times or shake his dick 83 times .?

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By *eedycplCouple
over a year ago

belfast

That's an average for me lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Btw sorry 83 times is impossible.

Even 25 would be good going.

His knob would be two feet long and thin like a pencil and red raw,

Did he ejaculate every time?

Sorry but this is utter rubbish.

Managed 7 in one day when I was 17 and had friction burns for days.

83 christ u would get bored

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By *iftygreyshadesMan
over a year ago

Aberaeron

Bendy bus wanker at the end of 83!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"http://nationalreport.net/argentinian-man-masturbates-83-times-24-hour-period-new-world-record/

Here you go. Enjoy reading this!!! "

lol, do you read the 'national report' as well? maybe, you just used google.

the link will take you to the story i used to create this thread. i think it's a good story and i recommend that you read it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Phew when did he find the time to eat? On another site I go on there's a guy who delights in telling the ladies that he masturbates twenty times a day, no one cares bless him but he keeps on bashing em out. "

Lol

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By *rumCoupleCouple
over a year ago

birmingham

And they say Americans don't get irony ...

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