FabSwingers.com forum: Pubic Lice

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Would normal nit shampoo clear pubic lice ? I need to be clean for a meet tomorrow ? Urgent help please !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They're public lice now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

WTF

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By *umpleteazerWoman
over a year ago

Flintshire

Shave! Nowhere for them to hide

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would not be looking to meet untill you get the all clear.

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By *iceduoCouple (FF)
over a year ago

manchester

"Would normal nit shampoo clear pubic lice ? I need to be clean for a meet tomorrow ? Urgent help please !!!

omg.. are you for real?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm guessing this is a tongue in cheek post

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you need to be clean - and then get a meet. I hope she/he reads this!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They're public lice now."
who mentioned public?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just tell her you have brought your pet along

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now where's that 'private notes' button?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would not be looking to meet untill you get the all clear. "

That's the what the shampoo is called, All Clear.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

thankfully only a small percentage of fab read the forums

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chainsaw?

Her

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Shave! Nowhere for them to hide

Would they not just crawl in to my bum hair until my pubes grew back ? Now I'm really confused

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By *iceduoCouple (FF)
over a year ago

manchester

best thing is to burn them off, in a kind of forest fire so to speak.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"best thing is to burn them off, in a kind of forest fire so to speak. "
absolutely this ^^^

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By *umpleteazerWoman
over a year ago

Flintshire

"Shave! Nowhere for them to hide

Would they not just crawl in to my bum hair until my pubes grew back ? Now I'm really confused

Shave that too!

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By *heWolfMan
over a year ago

warwickshire

Sprinkle sugar on your junk.

It won't kill them, but it rots their teeth so they can't bite.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"best thing is to burn them off, in a kind of forest fire so to speak. "

Just fart and light that match lol..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am sure I read they had more or less died out. The obvious answer is cancel meet but I think Seafood is on the menu

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"best thing is to burn them off, in a kind of forest fire so to speak.

Just fart and light that match lol..

I'd opt for the chainsaw. It would be a chainsaw massacre.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would normal nit shampoo clear pubic lice ? I need to be clean for a meet tomorrow ? Urgent help please !!!

Know the feeling, I've got a meet scheduled for tomorrow as well. Should I pick all these scabs off my dick or just leave them on to fester?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You know, you could have spoken with the doctor about this!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jeez....some people are so fussy. What's a little infestation between friends.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would normal nit shampoo clear pubic lice ? I need to be clean for a meet tomorrow ? Urgent help please !!!

Are you serious ?

Shave it all off so they have no where to hide x n tell your meet before hand

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By *horltzMan
over a year ago

heysham

Should I mention my green discharge or just pretend I came more than once ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would normal nit shampoo clear pubic lice ? I need to be clean for a meet tomorrow ? Urgent help please !!!

Are you serious ?

Shave it all off so they have no where to hide x n tell your meet before hand

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and wash ALL your clothes, bedding and towels!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Should I mention my green discharge or just pretend I came more than once ??"
bleurgh!!!! To far

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't you find someone else who has some so they can become friends and make little baby lice???? Spread the love. And the lice. So generous of you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Would normal nit shampoo clear pubic lice ? I need to be clean for a meet tomorrow ? Urgent help please !!!

Are you serious ?

Shave it all off so they have no where to hide x n tell your meet before hand

and wash ALL your clothes, bedding and towels!"

You seem to have experience in this matter ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cover the entire area in deep heat it works a treat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

impress your meet by training them to do backflips off ur bellend

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"impress your meet by training them to do backflips off ur bellend"

The meet or the lice ? Please clarify cos now I'm confused

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Try to catch catch crabs, they will eat all the lice and are easier to see, therefore easier to remove

*courtesy of the useless information department*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Try to catch catch crabs, they will eat all the lice and are easier to see, therefore easier to remove

*courtesy of the useless information department*"

Oh I do like to be beside the seaside.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would normal nit shampoo clear pubic lice ? I need to be clean for a meet tomorrow ? Urgent help please !!!

go shopping first and try on various garments, hopefully the more you try on, the more will jump from you onto those garments then stick them back on the shelf, eventually you may free yourself of them,

good shopping

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

2lb of sugar down your kegs . It does not kill em but it rots there teeth and stops em nipping

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would normal nit shampoo clear pubic lice ? I need to be clean for a meet tomorrow ? Urgent help please !!!

Are you serious ?

Shave it all off so they have no where to hide x n tell your meet before hand

and wash ALL your clothes, bedding and towels!

You seem to have experience in this matter ?

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yes I do, but not personally

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Would normal nit shampoo clear pubic lice ? I need to be clean for a meet tomorrow ? Urgent help please !!!

Are you serious ?

Shave it all off so they have no where to hide x n tell your meet before hand

and wash ALL your clothes, bedding and towels!

You seem to have experience in this matter ?

yes I do, but not personally

That will be a relief to some on here!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would normal nit shampoo clear pubic lice ? I need to be clean for a meet tomorrow ? Urgent help please !!!

Are you serious ?

Shave it all off so they have no where to hide x n tell your meet before hand

and wash ALL your clothes, bedding and towels!

You seem to have experience in this matter ?

yes I do, but not personally

That will be a relief to some on here!

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I'm always open and honest about my sexual health, and

take it very seriously ,but I think most swingers are !

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

People !

Our friend 'scissor sister' has raised a very good and valid point here.

YOU should all take a leaf from her ( may I say lovely looking ) book !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ask the farmer next door if you can have a swim in his sheep did

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't shave it all off. I have been informed that the lice burrow in the hair follicles if you shave

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By *awty MaxWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

" I need to be clean for a meet tomorrow ? Urgent help please !!!

For once I hope the person concerned reads this

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By *awty MaxWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Wash all beddings, towels and clothes at high temperature. You can also use drops of tea tree in the powder or conditioner.

Spray your mattress too. And buy a whole new lot of underwear to be on safe side.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"impress your meet by training them to do backflips off ur bellend"

Just back from meet, took your advice. Should have seen the little fuckers diving straight off my bits and making themselves comfortable immediately in their new home !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah ok

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Has anybody ever noticed how liberated, clean and fresh one feels when one's lice have abandoned ship ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Has anybody ever noticed how liberated, clean and fresh one feels when one's lice have abandoned ship ?

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

They are in danger of becoming extinct, partly due to more shaving etc, so they may almost be a protected species and your hair a site of scientific interest. Beware fines. Id call a chemist and ask for advice on treatments. Also assume that your bed, towels clothing and other parts may have them alive or about to hatch. It is Attack of the Meet Killer Crabs. In 3d.

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By *nlyfun3Woman
over a year ago

NEAR Berkhamsted,Herts

whats worse than lobsters on your piano..... crabs on your organ .... boom boom lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"whats worse than lobsters on your piano..... crabs on your organ .... boom boom lol"

You brightened up a grim thread for me

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By *nlyfun3Woman
over a year ago

NEAR Berkhamsted,Herts

"whats worse than lobsters on your piano..... crabs on your organ .... boom boom lol

You brightened up a grim thread for me

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By *lderguy4funMan
over a year ago

ROTHERHAM

fuck me is this guy for real CANCEL YOUR MEET then jump in a bath full of stinking shit wont cure your fucking lice but stops any cpls letting you get your foot in the door

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"whats worse than lobsters on your piano..... crabs on your organ .... boom boom lol"

Or lobsters on your lob on !

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

ps.. good luck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"impress your meet by training them to do backflips off ur bellend

Just back from meet, took your advice. Should have seen the little fuckers diving straight off my bits and making themselves comfortable immediately in their new home !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They're public lice now."

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By *uestandpinkCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

This thread is hilarious, made a better read than the sunday paper.

Pink

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hope this bloke will never get another meet. Disgusting!

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By *oddessWoman
over a year ago

swansea

Its like asking if taking a few paracetamol will clear my syphilis in time for my meet tomorrow!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its like having someone testing positive for chlamydia, they decide to have sex 1 day after treatment instead of waiting for at least 7 days so they don't reinfect. shame on you, enough said

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

I'm assuming it wasn't a serious post, as he's not returned to tell us his outcome. OK, he may now feel shamed, but he was honest.

If he got really lucky, he may have met someone else who had crabs, so they'd have had a feast of a meet.

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By *st timers 2012Couple
over a year ago

helmsdale

Can of lynx and a lighter works every time don't forget to do ur arse as well

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"This thread is hilarious, made a better read than the sunday paper.

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Fantastic ! Also showed us all who has a sense of humour and who need to get one !

Course it was a joke

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can of lynx and a lighter works every time don't forget to do ur arse as well

ouch !'

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I hope this bloke will never get another meet. Disgusting! "

Absolutely filthy if you ask me ! Bet his knobs cheesy as well FFS

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

pmsl

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"I hope this bloke will never get another meet. Disgusting!

Absolutely filthy if you ask me ! Bet his knobs cheesy as well FFS

You don't have to be filthy to get pubic lice, just contact with someone who may not be a clean as they thought

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Its like having someone testing positive for chlamydia, they decide to have sex 1 day after treatment instead of waiting for at least 7 days so they don't reinfect. shame on you, enough said

This reply wins the award for most serious Fabber on Twitter. #spot the civil servant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I hope this bloke will never get another meet. Disgusting!

Absolutely filthy if you ask me ! Bet his knobs cheesy as well FFS

Lice eat knob cheese. Win/ win.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I hope this bloke will never get another meet. Disgusting!

Absolutely filthy if you ask me ! Bet his knobs cheesy as well FFS

Lice eat knob cheese. Win/ win. "

Unfortunately only cheddar I've heard. They don't like Stilton

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Now where's that 'private notes' button?

oh we've all found it!! And thank god for it. What an absolute skank!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol must be a wind up!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sugar works.. Rots their teeth. Suggest u use a plastic bag next time

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Now where's that 'private notes' button?

oh we've all found it!! And thank god for it. What an absolute skank!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Now where's that 'private notes' button?

oh we've all found it!! And thank god for it. What an absolute skank!

Where's the sense of humour button....

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"Now where's that 'private notes' button?

oh we've all found it!! And thank god for it. What an absolute skank!

Where's the sense of humour button....

You mean this wasn't a serious thread???

Gadzooks!!!

Had me fooled!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Now where's that 'private notes' button?

oh we've all found it!! And thank god for it. What an absolute skank!

Where's the sense of humour button....

oh I dont have a sense of humour hun. Well known for it

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By *ancs MinxWoman
over a year ago

Burnley

"WTF

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Now where's that 'private notes' button?

oh we've all found it!! And thank god for it. What an absolute skank!

Where's the sense of humour button....

oh I dont have a sense of humour hun. Well known for it

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