FabSwingers.com forum: Whats been your WORST swinging experience to date ?

By *isexmistress OP Woman
over a year ago

Prestwich

We have all had some brilliant,mid blowingly fucktastic meets..

But what of the horror stories and never to be repeated in a million year ones..?

Let us delight in the exquisite agony of your personal nightmare meets ..

and let them be a warning ,to the new,the naive,and to us all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So far I've been very lucky and only had good experiences but my selection criteria is quite strict. I've heard plenty of horror stories from others though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A laughable one couple yrs back...so im on his face getting some tongue action..he pops literally 2mins later...said he was done n then went home! haha wouldn't of minded if he's done the same for me...good job he not on site anymore

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By *isexmistress OP Woman
over a year ago

Prestwich

For your enjoyment and amusement mine would be ...

I was chatting here and on the fon to a lovely guy in London , a 500 mile round trip for me in Manchester..

I often travel down with work and ,if i have to stay on a few days it can get a bit expensive..

So you can imagine my delight and being offered a place to stay over a few days .No strings,no catch,seperate rooms and some home cooked food and decent banter ...

Beats a hotel room anyday so, dates confirmed and train booked,off I set..

I will always recall with fond memories being locked out in the cold and wet,it pissing down with rain as I knocked on,phoned and cursed his sorry asse...

I remember thinking to myself " and this is why you need friends who can accom in London ,Grrrrrrr!!!! "as I dried myself off over a consolation drink at the hotel bar,amused at the cost quoted,and of having to foot the unexpected bill of a decent holiday abroad ...

Duly reported to admin.Never heard from him after that .. Still do the trips to London.Still wish I had somewhere to stay other than hotels..

So,if you`re ever having a bad day,cast your mind back to when you read this story..Me stranded hundreds of miles from home,wet,hungry,cold..

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By *isexmistress OP Woman
over a year ago

Prestwich

"A laughable one couple yrs back...so im on his face getting some tongue action..he pops literally 2mins later...said he was done n then went home! haha wouldn't of minded if he's done the same for me...good job he not on site anymore

I hope this was at yours and he didnt stiff you with a hotel bill!

The muppet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know ive posted this before on a similar thread so sorry to anyone who's read this already

but heres mine

i had been chatting to this guy for a while and he asked me if i wanted to go to a meet with him at partners (the club) i was a little dubious at first as the clubs about 100 miles from me and i don't drive, he didn't live far from me and offered to take me and bring me home after, he seemed nice enough guy and was verified, even by someone i knew, so i said ok

on the day he picked me up, got there and to be honest had a really good night, played together and went our own way for a bit ete

then the end of the night came and as we were getting changed he told me he had been playing with a woman who had offered him back to hers so he couldn't take me home, drove off and left me outside the club at 2am

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By *isexmistress OP Woman
over a year ago

Prestwich

"I know ive posted this before on a similar thread so sorry to anyone who's read this already

but heres mine

on the day he picked me up, got there and to be honest had a really good night, played together and went our own way for a bit ete

What a creep!! Tho, you were 150 miles nearer home than me so im not sympathetic

ps is he still on here? Did you/he ever contact after? x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hope this was at yours and he didnt stiff you with a hotel bill!

The muppet

nope...car play in his haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I was a single male I had a couple come over to mine we had a few drinks then got down to some action..While the hubby was fucking his wife she was giving me a bj after about 5 mins the hubby asked if I would like to lick her pussy hell yeah I said so we switched ends so on the way down I thought I would finger her pussy and thank FUCK I did as I pulled out my fingers they was covered in HIS cum

lets just say I lost the will to live after that

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By *razel83Couple
over a year ago

COVENTRY

we had this guy travel to ours took him a few hours to get to us and he was so shy and quiet it was like getting blood out of a stone eventually it was time to play as we were running a pub and had to wait for customers to go home, so i started things off and within a few mins of being in my mouth and my hubby in my pussy he blew his load and said he had to go, oh well me and the hubby carried on and had a fab night just the 2 of us all over the bar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Worst ones are the ones that don't happen. The amount of times I've been cancelled on, or no shows or whatever

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By *irtyAndCh33kyCouple
over a year ago

North Wales

Quite a few years ago we had a meet with another bi couple....it started well and we chatted a bit over coffee. Once the playing started it went strange! they both lay on our bed while we gave them oral....despite our very best efforts it never progressed lol they both came quite quickly and then just lay there looking like they had been shot

no conversation, no movement, no nothing!

We gave up and sat crossed legged on the bed chatting to each other and eventually they moved and got dressed and went home.

Mrs Dirty

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By *eddonistikMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"I know ive posted this before on a similar thread so sorry to anyone who's read this already

but heres mine

on the day he picked me up, got there and to be honest had a really good night, played together and went our own way for a bit ete

What a complete and utter twat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Generally lucky on here after up-and-down period not long after I came back to the site.

As part of that rocky period, I got chatting to a 'woman' who seemed really into the idea of meeting. We swapped pics and whatnot, and then it came to meeting. An idea not first broached by me, as it happens.

I got to the location (a station near me) and waited for someone as busty and gorgeous as the photos I was sent suggested... But nothing for 2 hours in the rain. The excuse given was 'family reasons' and 'could we try again' a few days later.

So after work, prepared, smart looking, I get to this new location, public meeting place and again, waiting for a silly amount of time. This time, as it's residential, curtains twitch and a little later, a police car passes me a couple of times. And this is between messages when I'm assured 'she' is en route.

At that point, I send a terse message about hoping the person has enjoyed their laugh at my expense and I've never attempted contact again. And the profile disappeared in pretty short order.

I put that down to naivety on my part and being taken in by a fake. I've come across profiles with similar names, writing styles, etc and give them a short shrift pretty quickly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We have all had some brilliant,mid blowingly fucktastic meets..

But what of the horror stories and never to be repeated in a million year ones..?

Let us delight in the exquisite agony of your personal nightmare meets ..

and let them be a warning ,to the new,the naive,and to us all

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visited a swingers club in leeds (calling no names) but it was full of overweight oap's and it had a old fridge in the hall way and we payed and left in 20 mins

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I know ive posted this before on a similar thread so sorry to anyone who's read this already

but heres mine

on the day he picked me up, got there and to be honest had a really good night, played together and went our own way for a bit ete

That is seriously fucked up what did you do?

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By *an_WoodMan
over a year ago

Stafford

Yes what happened next ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I know ive posted this before on a similar thread so sorry to anyone who's read this already

but heres mine

on the day he picked me up, got there and to be honest had a really good night, played together and went our own way for a bit ete

That is seriously fucked up what did you do?"

made my way to the train station and sat and waited for the first train home

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I know ive posted this before on a similar thread so sorry to anyone who's read this already

but heres mine

on the day he picked me up, got there and to be honest had a really good night, played together and went our own way for a bit ete

That is seriously fucked up what did you do?

made my way to the train station and sat and waited for the first train home"

OMG what a complete nightmare ~ poor you...!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I know ive posted this before on a similar thread so sorry to anyone who's read this already

but heres mine

on the day he picked me up, got there and to be honest had a really good night, played together and went our own way for a bit ete

That is seriously fucked up what did you do?

made my way to the train station and sat and waited for the first train home"

This is why I'm wary of invites to clubs by guys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I know ive posted this before on a similar thread so sorry to anyone who's read this already

but heres mine

on the day he picked me up, got there and to be honest had a really good night, played together and went our own way for a bit ete

That is seriously fucked up what did you do?

made my way to the train station and sat and waited for the first train home"

I think under these circumstances naming and shaming should be allowed. Not only is it a cuntish thing to do it also put you in a great deal of risk.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had met a guy about 4 times before going to stay at his about 10miles from mine. We went to dinner and then played.

Suddenly he sat up on the bed, got upset and said he felt guilty. A woman at work who's he had never dated or even kissed, told him she liked him on a d*unken day out the day before. He was feeling guilty that I was there with him and asked to take me home.

I had to play along as I don't drive and the last train had gone. So he drove me home and sat outside my house where he insisted we talked, so we talked and he begged me to stay his friend, until I got bored after an hour and just left him to it.

Turns out he no longer wanted to swing (his wingman had recently found a gf) and wanted to date properly. I felt used and humiliated

He did delete his account straight away, never to be heard of again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I know ive posted this before on a similar thread so sorry to anyone who's read this already

but heres mine

on the day he picked me up, got there and to be honest had a really good night, played together and went our own way for a bit ete

Not easily shocked but that is a really horrible one. Can't believe he did that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I know ive posted this before on a similar thread so sorry to anyone who's read this already

but heres mine

on the day he picked me up, got there and to be honest had a really good night, played together and went our own way for a bit ete

That is seriously fucked up what did you do?

made my way to the train station and sat and waited for the first train home"

Imagine you did not have the train fare.

That is a harsh lesson to learn.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My very first swinging experience when was younger and not as aware but chatted to a "couple" arranged hotel and we all agreed we meet in the bar, got to hotel sitting at bar having a pint and after a short wait the male half of couple sat next to me chatting.. After more than 45 mins I finally asked where herself is... "O she's not coming tonight it's just us" was my answer... I skulled my pint and quickly left

Or funniest

Met a first time couple and had agreed I would watch and only play orally.. But the poor fella was as nervous (understandably) was shaking while fucking her missionary before without warning getting sick all over her chest and neck and ruined the bed... Talk about an awkward situation ga

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bloody hell. Some of these guys are a bit fucked up. How do they just do that? Some of these stories you hear off here are mental!

I think back up plans are ideal for these situations so you know you won't be left stranded on your known. The fact there'd always be someone to pick you up if the guy fucks off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Met a couple for a social and we all agreed to met at a later date. Said date was arranged and I went to their place. I got there and we chatted for an hour…then two hours…which turned to three hours. She then said she felt ill and I left totally bemused.

Nice coffee though.

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

Met up with a young guy who travelled quite a way to get to me.... He shot his load very quickly on my leg, mumbled something about needing to go to the shops and ran off red faced.

I didn't even mind he came so quickly but he did!

There's been one or two no shows in the earlier days on here and a couple of suprises, but an adjustment to my selection process has dealt with those instances.

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By *isexmistress OP Woman
over a year ago

Prestwich

"When I was a single male I had a couple come over to mine we had a few drinks then got down to some action..While the hubby was fucking his wife she was giving me a bj after about 5 mins the hubby asked if I would like to lick her pussy hell yeah I said so we switched ends so on the way down I thought I would finger her pussy and thank FUCK I did as I pulled out my fingers they was covered in HIS cum

lets just say I lost the will to live after that

Dodged the bullet on that one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine was a meet of a another site a year ago.was talking to this lady and she said i can accom, so off i trot on sat afternoon.got there and looked nothing like her pics.and was smoking roll ups.anyway she said she loves to play downstairs as her bedrooms scruffy .so we start as u do and this huge hound came in the kitchen and done a massive douglas hurd on the lino.hangon she said while i get a shovel and the dettol out.that done it for me and u couldnt see my arse for dust.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have two, I had been meeting a married woman who had her husbands consent to meet guys during the day to have fun with, id been meeting her twice a month in her house for about 6 months. One afternoon her hubby walked in on us....and he had no idea what was going on. He went ballistic. Ive never got dressed so fast in my life.

The other one was with a couple, mid 40s, we had been having fun on and off for a while, their teenage sun was staying overnight at a friends house this one night and he came home to pick up his phone charger while his dad was filming me fucking his mum.

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By *reelove1969Couple
over a year ago

bristol

priceless !!

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By *reelove1969Couple
over a year ago

bristol

priceless !!

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By *isexmistress OP Woman
over a year ago

Prestwich

"I have two, I had been meeting a married woman who had her husbands consent to meet guys during the day to have fun with, id been meeting her twice a month in her house for about 6 months. One afternoon her hubby walked in on us....and he had no idea what was going on. He went ballistic. Ive never got dressed so fast in my life.

ha ha fucking love it

Whats it with you AND getting caught eh?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

to be fair, since the married woman got caught cheating ive roleplayed that with other couples a few times cos when I thought about it afterwards I got a buzz from it. The teenage son was embarrassing for all 4 of us. He left us to it and we eventually carried on playing.

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By *nigmatic1Woman
over a year ago

A seaside town near you!

Oh my god!! Lololol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had a couple of guys shoot their load a bit quick and then do a runner. Worst one, "went out for a fag" and drove away!!

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By *igSuki81Man
over a year ago

Retirement Village

"Had a couple of guys shoot their load a bit quick and then do a runner. Worst one, "went out for a fag" and drove away!! "

Im sorry i shouldn't laugh but that's made me chuckle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Another guy came to mine for coffee and I didn't even get the kettle on before he noticed the snake vivarium and nearly shit himself and couldn't get out the house quick enough in fear of the snake!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Had a couple of guys shoot their load a bit quick and then do a runner. Worst one, "went out for a fag" and drove away!!

Im sorry i shouldn't laugh but that's made me chuckle

It is funny!! I chuckle about it too lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Unfortunately not liking the girls I played with as prefer slim girls as I'm really slim

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Unfortunately not liking the girls I played with as prefer slim girls as I'm really slim "

Why are you playing with girls you don't like!!

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By *isexmistress OP Woman
over a year ago

Prestwich

"Another guy came to mine for coffee and I didn't even get the kettle on before he noticed the snake vivarium and nearly shit himself and couldn't get out the house quick enough in fear of the snake!!

Is the vivarium in your bedroom?lol x

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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago

MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire)

Mine was the "set up social"

Couple said they were organising a social, sent me a lovely PM invite, with pics of them both (a good 15 years ago, and about the same amount of stone) Now I don't mind playing with curvy ladies, I do mind being lied to.

Anyway, we sat in the pub for a good hour, with promises of everyone else being on their way. He was really sleazy and lecherous, and she couldn't have been less interested if she'd been trying. Don't think she ever looked up from her phone - other than telling him to get her another blue wkd!

About 1 hour 10 mins in , he says "och well, noone is coming, you'll be coming back to ours for a fuck then?" Needless to say... the only view he got of me was my arse disappearing out the door.

Few days later they were UNLOS and never to be heard of again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We met a large couple years ago and though not physically being our sort they were lovely so we went back their place .

Whilst sixty nineing with her on top me (foxy ) she suddenly squirted gallons or so it seemed .

I could not get out as she was so heavy and I think she took my desperate struggles as writhing with pleasure .

I bloody near drowned , how the hell would Vixen explain that to the kids and parents ???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

whats UNLOS?

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By *umpleteazerWoman
over a year ago

Flintshire

"whats UNLOS?"

User no longer on site

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By *igSuki81Man
over a year ago

Retirement Village

"I know ive posted this before on a similar thread so sorry to anyone who's read this already

but heres mine

on the day he picked me up, got there and to be honest had a really good night, played together and went our own way for a bit ete

Reading this i begin to understand the apprehension people have with single guys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is the vivarium in your bedroom?lol x"

No in my lounge. Didn't make out to the bedroom! He was barely in my house 5 minutes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I know ive posted this before on a similar thread so sorry to anyone who's read this already

but heres mine

on the day he picked me up, got there and to be honest had a really good night, played together and went our own way for a bit ete

Reading this i begin to understand the apprehension people have with single guys

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By *ockyjohnMan
over a year ago

North West

lets just say I lost the will to live after that

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Get down there and get stuck in!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol my worst was a guy turning up to a coffee meet, after messaging a lot & his pics where a minimum of 14 yrs out of date...... Plus he was a foot shorter than his profile claimed xx

I politely left & told him to never contact me again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lets just say I lost the will to live after that

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Get down there and get stuck in! "

Id have left her spotless.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I could not get out as she was so heavy and I think she took my desperate struggles as writhing with pleasure .

I bloody near drowned , how the hell would Vixen explain that to the kids and parents ???"

This made me giggle !

Having read some of these experiences , my bad ones don't actually seem as bad as I thought !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My funniest one was i arranged to meet a guy, the arrangement was to meet for a drink and see how things went

so I'm stood outside the pub we had arranged to meet at, he pulled up looked at me amd drove off

just remember before you take the piss you only know that because i told you lol

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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago

MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire)

"My funniest one was i arranged to meet a guy, the arrangement was to meet for a drink and see how things went

so I'm stood outside the pub we had arranged to meet at, he pulled up looked at me amd drove off

just remember before you take the piss you only know that because i told you lol"

aw thats not very gentlemanly... he could at least have had a drink.

I've also had the no shows because they didn't think I'd show, because I'm a woman (logic???)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Had a couple of guys shoot their load a bit quick and then do a runner. Worst one, "went out for a fag" and drove away!! "

haha, sorry but that scenario did make me laugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My funniest one was i arranged to meet a guy, the arrangement was to meet for a drink and see how things went

so I'm stood outside the pub we had arranged to meet at, he pulled up looked at me amd drove off

just remember before you take the piss you only know that because i told you lol"

That's a bit harsh. It can't have left you feeling great? The least he could have done was to have a drink with you and then just be honest and say you're not his type; but to just drive off is very rude and cowardly!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My funniest one was i arranged to meet a guy, the arrangement was to meet for a drink and see how things went

so I'm stood outside the pub we had arranged to meet at, he pulled up looked at me amd drove off

just remember before you take the piss you only know that because i told you lol"

Now Now.... Maybe he was a bit premature!!??

You did say he came in his car??

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By *oom18Couple
over a year ago

Rotherham

All these seem pretty funny, but our second party/meet could've gone totally wrong.Only been on the site a couple of weeks and we got invited to a party,never talked to the couple before and they said wed'e been cherry picked.Turned up at party with a few other couples all ok except for one, she was old hand on the scene but he was completley new.After he'd had a few beers he turned into a complete idiot and none of the ladies wanted any with him,then he turned violent to the extent that three of us had to wrestle him to the floor and I took an empty wine bottle off him that He'd just tied to brain someone with,we threw him out on his arse. Could've been real nasty if He'd made contact.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My very first meet was great other than being a bag of nerves and cumming too early. I enjoyed myself but it was still fairly embarrassing as it was my first time with an older woman.

I had a different meet a few weeks back for morning sex, I was extremely hungover having been out for my brother's birthday the night before and completely forgot about my meet. I was awoken after about 4 hours sleep by a phone call from the woman telling me she was on her way and she'd be at my place within 20 mins. In my rough state I managed to get showered and threw on some decent clothes for her arrival, although I looked like an extra from The Walking Dead. It was the least confident I've felt in my entire life, I came after barely 5 mins of sex and then couldn't get it up for round 2 (the one and only time this has ever happened but I was mortified). She left saying "it's fine, don't worry about it" but to date that is by far my worst sexual experience in general never mind this website.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The one that left me feeling the worst and put a stop to daytime accom meets... We'd shagged (after long time chatting on here), id popped to the loo, came back in the room to find him dressed and on his way out. Um yeah, felt like he should have paid....

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By * Busty HotwifeCouple
over a year ago

Bradford

We went to meet our first couple and they were Asian. We'd spoken to them on and off from when we joined the site so thought all would be ok.....

His photos were very out of date and we we're very put off. His beautiful wife never said a word and every time we tried to engage her in conversation, he spoke for her. She just nodded and smiled. Almost his entire conversation revolved around speaking about abortion, how many he'd made her have and then a little on how much property he owned.

We left within 20 mins of arriving and we're glad to be out if the door!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bumping into a guy at a well known club and being bored to death by him. Ok he looked normal but looks can deceive verbal diarrhoea was his forte

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By *eddonistikMan
over a year ago

Manchester

lets just say I lost the will to live after that

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Get down there and get stuck in!

Id have left her spotless.

I must admit I love a spunky pussy, whatever floats your boat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a meet once, it was going really well and we were exhausted. It was decided that a nice cup of tea was in order. The lady in question made the tea and proceeded to put the milk in first. MILK FIRST!

Needless to say; I walked.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I had a meet once, it was going really well and we were exhausted. It was decided that a nice cup of tea was in order. The lady in question made the tea and proceeded to put the milk in first. MILK FIRST!

Needless to say; I walked."

and we have a winner

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By *igSuki81Man
over a year ago

Retirement Village

Needless to say; I walked.

and we have a winner

Nope i think you won with your funny story of a guy coming to meet you and driving off without even getting out of his car

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

Needless to say; I walked."

OMAFG! You must have been really traumatised, I hope you named and shamed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Needless to say; I walked.

and we have a winner

Nope i think you won with your funny story of a guy coming to meet you and driving off without even getting out of his car

*takes a bow*

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By *igSuki81Man
over a year ago

Retirement Village

Needless to say; I walked.

and we have a winner

Nope i think you won with your funny story of a guy coming to meet you and driving off without even getting out of his car

*takes a bow*

You can laugh about it which is good to see

Though your first tale was very disgusting. To leave someone stranded like that is wrong!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Needless to say; I walked."

Some people are disgusting! Vile behaviour indeed. Throw biscuits into the equation and you could have a really distressing tale to tell.Name and shame to save us all!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some people are disgusting! Vile behaviour indeed. Throw biscuits into the equation and you could have a really distressing tale to tell.Name and shame to save us all!"

I'm not a fan of biscuits with tea for one simple reason - there'll always be one perpetual child who insists on "dunking".

This is about as acceptable and appealing to me as dipping a fish finger into a glass of orange juice.

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By *reedy_for_funCouple
over a year ago

My House

Worst so far is while at a house party. 6 of us were in a room playing when a single guy guest broke down the door, rushed in and shoved some fingers into me while I was on all 4s entertaining a lady with my tongue. Hubby went mad and threw him out of the room and went to get the host. The guy (and his friend) were thrown out of the party and he then stood outside the house shouting we were all whores/sluts etc / we were all sinners / didn't the neighbours know what kind of people were lived there? etc. Obviously the neighbours called the police due to the racket and they came into the house while people were still having fun in some of the rooms oblivious to the commotion outside.

Strangely, we haven't been that keen on parties since

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Worst so far is while at a house party. 6 of us were in a room playing when a single guy guest broke down the door, rushed in and shoved some fingers into me while I was on all 4s entertaining a lady with my tongue. Hubby went mad and threw him out of the room and went to get the host. The guy (and his friend) were thrown out of the party and he then stood outside the house shouting we were all whores/sluts etc / we were all sinners / didn't the neighbours know what kind of people were lived there? etc. Obviously the neighbours called the police due to the racket and they came into the house while people were still having fun in some of the rooms oblivious to the commotion outside.

Strangely, we haven't been that keen on parties since

WOW - what a fucking shit, you should of complained of sexual assault, although I can appreciate why you didn't!!

I hope your story is a one off!!

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By *eddonistikMan
over a year ago

Manchester

I've had a few time wasters but they seem like mall stuff compared to some of the stuff I've read here. I've got fairly good at ing out the idiots, (the lessons of experience) so touch wood don't seem to get many problems.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here's another one and the reason this profile of ours is relatively new, because we came off fab straight after this little experience.

Meet with a couple at ours. Have chat all fine then decide to play. We swop partners next to each other on our bed. I am bent over the bottom of the bed taking quite a big cock and look up to watch mrnotts playing. He's stood by the side of the bed and the other lady is on her back being fingered. I notice something under her. My first thought is oops she's started her period so I alert her there's a problem. She gets up and then we all see shes shit herself on our bed. Bad enough you'd think? Her hubby is still trying to fuck me. She trots off to the loo, wiped herself then comes back and lies back down to play again wtf needless to say play ended there and then. We binned a duvet and a throw that night ; dirty feckers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My worst 1 has to be right now had a day off work drives to Manchester from Liverpool to meet a girl who I have been talking to gets to the address turns out it's a gay lad it asked why he said I didn't think people actually meet up on here

SERIOUSLY !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My worst 1 has to be right now had a day off work drives to Manchester from Liverpool to meet a girl who I have been talking to gets to the address turns out it's a gay lad it asked why he said I didn't think people actually meet up on here

SERIOUSLY !!!"

Oops. So now you're there will you or won't you

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By * Busty HotwifeCouple
over a year ago

Bradford

Strangely, we haven't been that keen on parties since

WOW - what a fucking shit, you should of complained of sexual assault, although I can appreciate why you didn't!!

I hope your story is a one off!!"

Gotta say, that's a bad un!

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By *eddonistikMan
over a year ago

Manchester

SERIOUSLY !!!"

Could yo tell from the voice that it was a man?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had a couple that turned out to be well funny.

1). The Escape from Notre Damme Party.

A "couple" had put a party meet up. Arranged to go with a regular meet of mine and another couple we both knew. The four of us turned up at the meeting point (pub) where 2 other couples also came and the male of the "couple" (what couple lol?).

Eventually got back to the party house...obviously not occupied. Furniture was a huge armchair that looked like had been rescued from local tip and a few folding chairs. No fem half of the couple but their was a "doorman"... His mate who was a cross between Lurch and Uncle Fester....who offered us "some fruit".

Pissed ourselves laughing...legged it out as fast as poss and 6 of us went back to one of the ladies houses and had a great time!!

2). Was at a social in Malvern. I was with a friend who was also gonna stay night at mine. Got a phone call from male half of a couple I knew who was out with a fem of my previous acquaintance. Could they join us? Yes of course. He obviously wanted more from his "companion" but we all knew that as half of a couple their rule was they don't play away...only when both there and she was with her sister on a pamper weekend at the time. The four of us got back to mine.... But he wasn't going to get any... His companion asked to be taken home after a while...he went out to have a smoke before taking her home...we never saw him again....ended up as a great threesome!

3)random Vanilla..... Another social but 6 of us coming back for party. A red head lady who lived very local to me asked if we could give her a lift home when we left the pub...sure no problem. She picked up on fact we were having a party and asked to come....shit herself when we started stripping off n playing...but her reaction was mint!

Asked me to take her upstairs, close the Door

and look after her...would have been rude not to!

Sadly could not persuade her to join the site or lifestyle. Still see her in passing occasionally...always give her a cheeky wink. A very excellent and greedy sex partner..shame really.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We've been quite lucky really but our worst was really early on when we'd just joined the site.

The worst was a guy that met Juggs alone and after a blowjob decides to tell Juggs he has no condoms. Luckily we always have them so wasn't a problem except for the fact he then say's he doesn't want sex this and then proceeds to tell Juggs about his unmentioned girlfriend when he knew from the get go that attached people are a big no no. Then after this bombshell he starts asking Juggs whether he can see her alone regularly and whether she fancies him, does she think he's sexy!!! This guy was seriously thick. He's asked to meet many times since this which we obviously say No to and when we explain why he just doesn't get it. Apparently he's single now so we shouldn't have a problem....... Thank god people like him are few and far between lol

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By *isexmistress OP Woman
over a year ago

Prestwich

I swear if ever Im on a down day,Im coming right back to this thread for a pick me up !

Can you imagine, 3 ladies wrestling some guy to the ground and throwing him out ..

and the other guy(the liar/ex couple) wanting to see your wife,solo,without your knowing!!

and others too mumerous to mention...

Priceless

and

Love it..Just absolutely love it ...

We get to have sexy meets AND laughs AND horror stories....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

These make what I think were bad experiences seem normal and very tame!! have laughed alot though at some of these!!

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By * Busty HotwifeCouple
over a year ago

Bradford

"We've been quite lucky really but our worst was really early on when we'd just joined the site.

Prob less few and far between than we'd think judging by the amount of folk who fail to take no for an answer! People like that need blocking!!

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By *erseyridersCouple
over a year ago

wallasey

priceless laughs ,,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never spoke on the phone messages on here and kik I'll have to speak on the phone next time haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I get the message "do you still want to come in" sorry but I'm strait

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By *dventuroususCouple
over a year ago

sunderland

SERIOUSLY !!!

Could yo tell from the voice that it was a man?"

not everybody gives out phone numbers though, shouldnt assume they spoke on the phone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought the man who came in his pants every time we met (4 times til I gave up) was bad but some of the ones mentioned here are awful x

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By *untimes6969Man
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Now that's what I call a surprise!

To be a fly on the wall

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My funniest one was i arranged to meet a guy, the arrangement was to meet for a drink and see how things went

so I'm stood outside the pub we had arranged to meet at, he pulled up looked at me amd drove off

just remember before you take the piss you only know that because i told you lol"

A silly man looks like he lost out on a good drink and maybe hot fun..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

id have called the police, I bet she was using super market red label tea bags too!! Pervert!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've generally been lucky but worst prob guy had spoken to for a bit parents were on hol so saw my chance fk meet easily. Texted and he mdntioned has a friend up for mmf lives halfway between me and him. I arrange to meet them at local shopping centre bout 8pm Sunday night in winter. I didn't want to give address so walked over to meet them. First guy texts he's stuck at road works will be bit late(fair enough I thought plausible) but said second guy was there and insisted I go find his car. I hadn't even seen pic so said no tell mate to park and come inside. He argued a bit but then said mate be in few mins and described him. He arrived ok looking seemed nice guy so went to wait in car,kissed and after 15mins no word from guy 1. Guy2 says he's going to make most of it starts play with my boobs I stroked his cock bit. Hornyness took over and said come bk to mine. Got back quick foreplay but then he decided to leave. I asked was it him all along he said no and is raging at mate then told me I should be more careful.

Never heard from ither again

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By *isandreTV/TS
over a year ago

Durham

I'd like to start telling some of my dodgy experiences, but it could take days to relay them all.

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By *riskynriskyCouple
over a year ago

Essex.

Two stories from a similar thread a while back.....

A woman had a guy back to hers for fun. A year later he was passing so decided to stop by on the off chance of a shag... Embarrassing/dangerous....

A couple invited a couple of single guys round. One of the guys was nervous, so drank too much... He got up to go and be sick, by now he was naked.... It was then noticed that he had shit himself on their white sofa...

That is why we only meet at a club...

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By *eakcoupleCouple
over a year ago

peak district

We met a couple in Chams and went to a private playroom. R had fun with the man but the woman was VERY large and without being crude, G had difficulty getting his cock inside her. When he'd eventually managed and their fuck was underway, she reached around and fondled his balls. Then suddenly she squeezed them hard... that was the end!

Afterwards she said "sorry, I was just being playful." Thank heavens we've never seen them since!

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over a year ago

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By *octor DeleriumMan
over a year ago

Wellingborough

Three stories from a female friend.

The first being a 'dom' who believed that sticking hat pins in her breasts would be quite safe; she made her excuses.

The second was an invitation for a meal out that turned out to be a sandwich in a very grotty pub. Her meet proceeded to get completely wasted, at which point she made a beeline for the ladies and escaped.

Another 'dom' who seriously underestimated his age. He turned out to be around 15 years older with emphysema and appeared to have doused himself with talcum powder. Again, excuses were made and she left fearful that any type of exertion would probably kill him. The talcum powder exposure continues to haunt her and even a threat of a sprinkle will cause her to bolt from the room.

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By *octor DeleriumMan
over a year ago

Wellingborough

That is gross.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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What do you mean?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What do you mean?"
latest Irn Bru advert features son walking in on his parents swinging...very funny

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By *eddonistikMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"Never spoke on the phone messages on here and kik I'll have to speak on the phone next time haha

I won't meet without a phone conversation. Remember 'welcome to the internet where men are men and so are most of the women'

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By *umpleteazerWoman
over a year ago

Flintshire

"Never spoke on the phone messages on here and kik I'll have to speak on the phone next time haha

I won't meet without a phone conversation. Remember 'welcome to the internet where men are men and so are most of the women'

Where men are men,

Women are men,

And children are the FBI!

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would like to have one first! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My funniest one was i arranged to meet a guy, the arrangement was to meet for a drink and see how things went

so I'm stood outside the pub we had arranged to meet at, he pulled up looked at me amd drove off

just remember before you take the piss you only know that because i told you lol"

Had a similar thing happen to me yesterday. He sent me a text message saying " sorry sweetie, you're just not my type".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My funniest one was i arranged to meet a guy, the arrangement was to meet for a drink and see how things went

so I'm stood outside the pub we had arranged to meet at, he pulled up looked at me amd drove off

just remember before you take the piss you only know that because i told you lol

Had a similar thing happen to me yesterday. He sent me a text message saying " sorry sweetie, you're just not my type".

His loss shy girl your stunning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My funniest one was i arranged to meet a guy, the arrangement was to meet for a drink and see how things went

so I'm stood outside the pub we had arranged to meet at, he pulled up looked at me amd drove off

just remember before you take the piss you only know that because i told you lol

Had a similar thing happen to me yesterday. He sent me a text message saying " sorry sweetie, you're just not my type".

His loss shy girl your stunning "

Aww thank you sweetie....blow to the ego though! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had a similar thing happen to me yesterday. He sent me a text message saying " sorry sweetie, you're just not my type".

Had a guy beg me to go to his for a coffee that day, insisted I'd only meet socially first esp as he states he likes slim women.

Got a text the next day cancelling as I'm not his type, hence why social only first for local guys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Met a couple in a pub noticed his limp but didn't think anything off it like you do. Went back to theirs for some separate room play....I was having a great time with his wife.....but all to quick we had to finish... Apparently my then wife could stop laffing when he took his wooden leg off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My funniest one was i arranged to meet a guy, the arrangement was to meet for a drink and see how things went

so I'm stood outside the pub we had arranged to meet at, he pulled up looked at me amd drove off

just remember before you take the piss you only know that because i told you lol

Had a similar thing happen to me yesterday. He sent me a text message saying " sorry sweetie, you're just not my type".

His loss shy girl your stunning

Aww thank you sweetie....blow to the ego though! Lol "

Lol it must have been but there is many more guys who would be willing to snap your hand off at the chance I know I would had I lived closer lol x

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By *eddonistikMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"My funniest one was i arranged to meet a guy, the arrangement was to meet for a drink and see how things went

so I'm stood outside the pub we had arranged to meet at, he pulled up looked at me amd drove off

just remember before you take the piss you only know that because i told you lol

Had a similar thing happen to me yesterday. He sent me a text message saying " sorry sweetie, you're just not my type".

His loss shy girl your stunning

Aww thank you sweetie....blow to the ego though! Lol "

I must say from your photos I think you're lovely and the profile is certainly good.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had a similar thing happen to me yesterday. He sent me a text message saying " sorry sweetie, you're just not my type".

Had a guy beg me to go to his for a coffee that day, insisted I'd only meet socially first esp as he states he likes slim women.

Got a text the next day cancelling as I'm not his type, hence why social only first for local guys

I think it was the same with him. I clearly state on my profile im a size 14/16. All his veris contain women who are very slim. That's why I was cautious to meet him. But he kept nagging. Will never agree to meet a guy with only slim women on their veris again....lesson well and truly learned!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had a similar thing happen to me yesterday. He sent me a text message saying " sorry sweetie, you're just not my type".

Had a guy beg me to go to his for a coffee that day, insisted I'd only meet socially first esp as he states he likes slim women.

Got a text the next day cancelling as I'm not his type, hence why social only first for local guys

I prefer my girls with a bit of meat on if girls are too slim there is nothing to grab a hold of or admire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had a similar thing happen to me yesterday. He sent me a text message saying " sorry sweetie, you're just not my type".

Had a guy beg me to go to his for a coffee that day, insisted I'd only meet socially first esp as he states he likes slim women.

Got a text the next day cancelling as I'm not his type, hence why social only first for local guys

I feel the same way but glad I didn't chicken out on a guy with only slim women in his pics, he never realised how it may look but depends on their location.

A popular guy won't/doesn't need to travel miles to meet me and pay for hotels because he thinks I'll be easy....

Stricter with local men.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Once there was a guy who we had been chatting to for ages , arranged a meet , he turned up a hour late , stoned , and looking nothing like his pictures , during the conversation he kept saying how he couldn't wait to see Paul naked and was asking if Paul likes a bloke sucking him off or playing with him him ..... Then asked if we wanted any ..... Needless to say the meet didn't go ahead and was blocked instantly after

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By *uited staffs guyMan
over a year ago

staffordshire

My worst was at Chams, just starred to feel a bit funny and not really in the mood, had a drink and was sitting downstairs near the bar

Then went upstairs and walked past the open door by the stairs and the draught just made me feel terrible

I just felt I've got to go, got dressed and in the car and barely drove home I felt that ill and back home had a stupidly high temperature and was having rigors (shakes)

Felt ill for a few days afterwards so overall not a great night

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over a year ago

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By *isexmistress OP Woman
over a year ago

Prestwich

"I remember many years ago when i was still married me and my ex had invited this couple to our house, when they turned up, not being rude just honest, they wad really scruffy looking, the woman's hair didn't look like it had been washed for weeks and we soon noticed a smell coming from them, we invited them in as they had made the effort to come so having a drink with them at least seemed the right thing to do, soon realise that was a mistake

There topic of conversation was her telling is about the damp patch behind the loo where he kept pissing up the wall and how the wall paper wont stick anymore, and him telling us about a stool sample he took to the docs

at this point i asked my ex into the kitchen for a quick word, and we sorted out what we was going to say to them

went back in the living room, armed with our speech to find her naked on the floor

awkward

What was the speech, what was the speech

and

WHAT HAPPENED NEXT !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I remember many years ago when i was still married me and my ex had invited this couple to our house, when they turned up, not being rude just honest, they wad really scruffy looking, the woman's hair didn't look like it had been washed for weeks and we soon noticed a smell coming from them, we invited them in as they had made the effort to come so having a drink with them at least seemed the right thing to do, soon realise that was a mistake

Their topic of conversation was her telling us about the damp patch behind the loo where he kept pissing up the wall and how the wall paper wont stick anymore, and him telling us about a stool sample he took to the docs

at this point i asked my ex into the kitchen for a quick word, and we sorted out what we was going to say to them

went back in the living room, armed with our speech to find her naked on the floor

awkward

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry i re posted due to typos lol

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By *iceduoCouple (FF)
over a year ago

manchester

once pulled a guy on hear, took him back to mine was sucking him off, said he had to leave because he needs to fart.. no shit half way though.. the next day he txt me and asks if ill do anal next time..

needless to say we didnt meet again jen xx

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

I've had a few but this one was probably the worst:

I'd been talking to this guy online one morning and he basically begged to meet. He would book the hotel, it would be good, blah blah blah. I got to the hotel and he was smoking outside. Not too bad but this waz when I wasn't a smoker and preferred not to be kissing guys who taste like ashtrays, but it may have been his preparation fag! So we went to his room and clothes came off. All well and good - he was well endowed like he said and was a good kisser. He busied himself around my tits for a while then got a condom on. He said that the first one was always quick so I wasn't too surprised when he came straight away, but he didn't thrust once. Just in, and cum.

Anyway, we get going again and I am screaming internally by this point for him to lick or at least touch my pussy. I am so horny it hurts. So I ask if he does oral and he responds by shoving his cock in my mouth. Again, I enjoy that so obviously I'll get mine at some point. I have fun sucking him and letting him fuck my mouth and he comes in my mouth. Then he gets dressed, checks his phone for texts, and goes for a smoke. Ermmmm....

When he gets back I assume he'll come and start on me, but no. He wants something to eat, and offers to buy me lunch. When he orders at the bar though he doesn't even buy me a drink, just orders his food then disappears for another smoke. He was gone so long his food came and sat on the table for 10 mins before he came back. At this point I'd had enough - he'd had two orgasms, I'd had none, and he'd lied about buying me lunch. So I left. And do you know what the pisser was? I felt guilty for leaving him there. He'd booked a hotel for me then I'd left him, and I still feel bad about it now.

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By *uited staffs guyMan
over a year ago

staffordshire

at this point i asked my ex into the kitchen for a quick word, and we sorted out what we was going to say to them

went back in the living room, armed with our speech to find her naked on the floor

awkward

"
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Did you though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's not you on the new 'Airway' chewing gum advert is it???!!

It came on during the footy and I totally lol'ed!

Best thread I've read for ages, but it's lacking a dogging story… you know who you are!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

at this point i asked my ex into the kitchen for a quick word, and we sorted out what we was going to say to them

went back in the living room, armed with our speech to find her naked on the floor

awkward

Did you though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

at this point i asked my ex into the kitchen for a quick word, and we sorted out what we was going to say to them

went back in the living room, armed with our speech to find her naked on the floor

awkward

Did you though

Did you make your speech and what was it lol

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By *ral4bothMan
over a year ago

Harrow

worst meet i've had was with someone off here

exchanged messages arranged to meet

I turned up at theirs,the person requested bareback I said no.

anyway whilst fking them doggy they were trying to take my condom off

made excuses and left

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By *igandanneCouple
over a year ago

Cheltenham

Oh god this is so funny thanks everyone

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By *igandanneCouple
over a year ago

Cheltenham

We went to meet a cpl at there house , took beerand wine which they drank while the fourteenyearold son made the roll ups then the dogs came in snd jumped all over us the place was filthy (dont think they had a cleaner ) anyway we made r mind up and left and found a great gay club and had a good night after all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

link? cant find it. was the kid ginger? I say kid he was about 17

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

at this point i asked my ex into the kitchen for a quick word, and we sorted out what we was going to say to them

went back in the living room, armed with our speech to find her naked on the floor

awkward

Did you though

Flipping hell after this and the partners post you need to write some kind of book

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It seems like couples have all the funny/weird but funny stories.

I need to start coupling i think.

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By *andWCouple
over a year ago

Pontypridd

Not our worst swinging experience, actually one of our most enjoyable but possibly my most embarrassing swinging experience, friends of ours had come over, the four of us were upstairs having lots of fun when my Mr decided to get some toys out, I was using a riding crop on the lady of the couple when I decided to surprise the male with it, don't know whether it was the dark room, or that I have a very bad aim but I managed to whip him very hard across his balls with it! He yelped, fun stopped to assist him and I wanted the ground to swallow me up! We started back up when he recovered and have a good laugh about it now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Turned up for a late night meet, with a bi couple. When I got there the smell of the house (wet dog mainly), hit me like a breeze block. The guy then told me that his wife was upstairs asleep and did I want to come in. He was wearing stained jogging bottoms, t-shirt (with holes) and slippers. He had also polished off what looked like 2 litres of the cheapest white cider imaginable. I just looked him up and down slowly, and shook my head. He was actually shocked that I didn't want to come in. I should have gone in, if only to vomit over his carpet and wake his wife up. I suspect that his "couples" profile was set up with his wife as pissed as he was.

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By *isexmistress OP Woman
over a year ago

Prestwich

"Not our worst swinging experience, actually one of our most enjoyable but possibly my most embarrassing swinging experience, friends of ours had come over, the four of us were upstairs having lots of fun when my Mr decided to get some toys out, I was using a riding crop on the lady of the couple when I decided to surprise the male with it, don't know whether it was the dark room, or that I have a very bad aim but I managed to whip him very hard across his balls with it! He yelped, fun stopped to assist him and I wanted the ground to swallow me up! We started back up when he recovered and have a good laugh about it now.

lol Youd go down a storm at ball busting shoots !! Ouchio

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By *eddonistikMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"Turned up for a late night meet, with a bi couple. When I got there the smell of the house (wet dog mainly), hit me like a breeze block. The guy then told me that his wife was upstairs asleep and did I want to come in. He was wearing stained jogging bottoms, t-shirt (with holes) and slippers. He had also polished off what looked like 2 litres of the cheapest white cider imaginable. I just looked him up and down slowly, and shook my head. He was actually shocked that I didn't want to come in. I should have gone in, if only to vomit over his carpet and wake his wife up. I suspect that his "couples" profile was set up with his wife as pissed as he was."

had you spoken to this 'couple' before or seen Veris?

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By *eddonistikMan
over a year ago

Manchester

had you spoken to this 'couple' before or seen Veris?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

had you spoken to this 'couple' before or seen Veris?"

Hadn't spoken till that night. I was assured it would be the pair of them playing, and they had veris but not public ones. I very quickly learnt to narrow my horizons.

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By *eddonistikMan
over a year ago

Manchester

had you spoken to this 'couple' before or seen Veris?

Hadn't spoken till that night. I was assured it would be the pair of them playing, and they had veris but not public ones. I very quickly learnt to narrow my horizons."

We all learn lessons in this game

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By *eddonistikMan
over a year ago

Manchester

had you spoken to this 'couple' before or seen Veris?

Hadn't spoken till that night. I was assured it would be the pair of them playing, and they had veris but not public ones. I very quickly learnt to narrow my horizons.

We all learn lessons in this game

One reason I show all my veris, people know I'm honest at least. take it or leave it from there.

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By *aaLaaWoman
over a year ago

Pontesbury

One of my first no-show meets was with a guy who phoned the next day to apologise, he couldn't make it because he had punched a policeman in Manchester and spent the evening/night in a cell.

Then he asked to rearrange a meet, I declined, although I suppose at least he was honest.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was chatting to a guy on here and at first all was going ok then he got nasty and sent me a load of abusive messages but still asked if I would meet him. I messaged him back saying after that abuse I wouldn't fuck you if you were the last man on earth and blocked him. All was going well and a month later another guy contacted me, we got on fine so had a social meet and then arranged for a fun meet. He came to mine for that and we had some great fun , he left saying see you again etc etc . A day or so later I logged on to the site and there was a message from him. I was gobsmacked when I read it .. " by the way I am the guy you said that you wouldn't fuck if I was the last man on earth" I couldn't believe that someone would create a new profile just to get one over on me.

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By *ral4bothMan
over a year ago

Harrow

"I was chatting to a guy on here and at first all was going ok then he got nasty and sent me a load of abusive messages but still asked if I would meet him. I messaged him back saying after that abuse I wouldn't fuck you if you were the last man on earth and blocked him. All was going well and a month later another guy contacted me, we got on fine so had a social meet and then arranged for a fun meet. He came to mine for that and we had some great fun , he left saying see you again etc etc . A day or so later I logged on to the site and there was a message from him. I was gobsmacked when I read it .. " by the way I am the guy you said that you wouldn't fuck if I was the last man on earth" I couldn't believe that someone would create a new profile just to get one over on me. "

Did you verify him

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By *oumlacaMan
over a year ago

waterford

I am sure it has happened to many here but our first meet wth a couple whose age profile said late 40s, and hey guess what? yep they were both OAPs.

From 49 to 69 in a stroke!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The worst is probably going to a social and seeing how little people look like their pictures and lives up to their persona's it was really disappointing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a lot of bad experiences when I was first on here and other sites only I have learnt things from reading the forums on here so am more careful and know how not to make the same mistakes anymore, most of my more recent meets have been good.

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By *oveSlutForUseCouple
over a year ago

Brighton

2 guys come over one evenign around 8ish, notice one is in a bit of a rush, keep checking his watch etc etc (usually we ask guys to keep the evening free).

At about 8:50 things are getting interesting, clothes coming off, lots of sucking, he keeps looking at his watch.

9:00 "I gotta run, going to a party, can I cum first?"

throw him out, carry on having an awesome evening.

11:00, all just chatting having a laugh doorbell rings.

It's mr Party "it was crap, can I come in and carry on?"

*the fuck* ?!?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had an awkward meet with a guy claiming he was 22, met him in a hotel, realised he looked a bit younger, he confessed he was 18 and nervous. I removed my bra and as he held my breasts he came all down his leg, his mobile rang and it was his mother asking how late he would be as she wanted to lock the door....I was left in the hotel to pleasure myself...and that I did lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a message off a couple and arranged a meet at theirs I went round and just the woman was there she said her partner went out on his own meet. I was having sex and the hubby had come home from the gym caught us. He went mad and wanted to fight me as he knew nothing of the arrangement my only saviour was I am a big lad so maybe deterred him but he did pick a bat up

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By *ecretlyASoftieWoman
over a year ago

Hull but travel regularly

I'd been pursued over 2 websites and 3 profiles by a very well verified guy, it was just location and circumstances why we'd not hooked up before. I agreed to go to Chams with him so a 2 hour drive each way for me plus a hotel. He wasn't getting a hotel as he had his kids that weekend which is cool.

We met at 8.30, had a coffee and chat first then set off to Chams in his car. Just before we got there (gone 9pm) he told me he had to leave at 12.30 as he hadn't booked the babysitter late (his kids were teens not young) - why I don't know as it's open til 4. Anyway not much I could do at that point but agree as we were in one car. We chatted with others at the club, started playing at 11.45

then he stood over me fully dressed ready to leave at 12.30

I messaged him and politely told him I was disappointed and felt he was unfair to tell me that late considering i'd travelled 2 hours each way and got a hotel for 45 mins of play. Yes disappointed and unfair were the words I used, I was polite but apparently I'm vile and various other things.

Wow not sure where his excellent veris came from but hey ho

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By *tloversCouple
over a year ago

Warrington

Went to a party...ended up in a room with a bloke I didn't particularly fancy but ended up fucking (didn't want to offend) ...He said 'I saw you playing rough with the other guys' ..I made a non committal 'mmm'....and this guy thrusts deep inside me..grips my neck and slaps me so hard across face I nearly blacked out! I had ringing in my ears..blood coming out of my ear where my earring had flown out across room. What a total dick!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A bit like _isexmistress above, I had a similar promise of a place to stay and a night of wild sex in London promised.

I took the train, dragged my bag to the other side of nowhere and knocked on the ladies door.

The stench of BO that hit me when it opened almost made me pass out!

I felt ill and needed to think on my feet before she began to peel off any layers and diallled up the stench. Gawd knows what her pussy smelt like!

She leaned in for a kiss and had breath that could stop a clock! So I managed a closed mouth peck, the one you save for auntie Maureen at Christmas and

excused myself to go to the loo.

I managed to text a friend to call me and say that another friend had been taken to hospital and I was needed.

Not the most angelic of excuses I admit but she allowed me to leave and having missed the last train I got a hotel room in central London.

The whole trip cost me 300 quid!

I deleted my profile from the site and disappeared for a while, I was so afraid she would invite me back for a rematch!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Went to a party...ended up in a room with a bloke I didn't particularly fancy but ended up fucking (didn't want to offend) ...He said 'I saw you playing rough with the other guys' ..I made a non committal 'mmm'....and this guy thrusts deep inside me..grips my neck and slaps me so hard across face I nearly blacked out! I had ringing in my ears..blood coming out of my ear where my earring had flown out across room. What a total dick!

Oh my!!!

I'd have kneed him in the families!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The first time me and the Mrs played with another couple I couldn't get it up for the other women, no matter how much she sucked and played with it

Luckily the second time was much better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She's on here so I can't say

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By *eggaeloverMan
over a year ago

Bristol

"Oh god this is so funny thanks everyone"

Yeah really fun way to chill with the fab forum

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By *eggaeloverMan
over a year ago

Bristol

"I'd been pursued over 2 websites and 3 profiles by a very well verified guy, it was just location and circumstances why we'd not hooked up before. I agreed to go to Chams with him so a 2 hour drive each way for me plus a hotel. He wasn't getting a hotel as he had his kids that weekend which is cool.

then he stood over me fully dressed ready to leave at 12.30

Wow not sure where his excellent veris came from but hey ho

I'm guessing that a lot of people are at crossroads in their lives when they get interested in swinging. Their changes come better or worse.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wow funny hahaha not on here but a bird I was shagging liked it rough where I'd suffocate her with pillow and stuff and being gripped by the throat she loved to be man handled and on 3 occasions she was like im on fire I could do with someone pissing on me to put me out so the 4th time I said go get in bath low and behold she got tw golden shower and gargled safe to say I never went back ?or kissed her goodbye

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Our first threesome: I hasten to add the guy is not on fab now.

Jane's fantasy was to be tied and blindfolded so she didn't know who was doing what.

So, while she waited like that upstairs, I let the guy in. My dog didn't care for him and immediately went for his trouser leg. After dragging the dog off about three times, I ushered the guy upstairs. Before I'd even got undressed, he'd started fucking Jane's mouth. For about one minute. He then started fucking Jane's pussy, so hard and rough - again for about one minute - he made her bleed. He then withdrew and after another two thrusts in her mouth, he came.

With this, he dressed and left.

I didn't see him out, thereby letting him take his chances with the dog on the way out. I secretly hoped he'd get a bite on his ankle for his trouble.

He asked for a veri a few hours later.

I declined. I didn't think he'd want to publish what I would have said about him. Matt

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By *habsMan
over a year ago

Fortress of Solitude, Middlesex

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By *habsMan
over a year ago

Fortress of Solitude, Middlesex

You don't want to hear mine... if I started, I have a sneaky suspicion I could get banned, even though I had to get the police involved and I was the victim!

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By *ango0505Woman
over a year ago

Dumfries

Being invited to a my first venture into 'parties' and finding out that the couple were actually charging the males who attended

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had a few interesting experiences. Had a couple where about an hour into playing she suddenly demanded I leave, a guy who wouldn't kiss me after I'd had his cock in my mouth during foreplay and one who stormed out of the house still putting his clothes on cos he couldn't get hard a second time round when he'd only given it maybe 5-10 mins after the first time...all part of the fun!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Swinging, eh. The fantasy of multiple orgasms while lost in a tangle of sultry women and hunky men.

Well, maybe not always.

This thread should be mandatory reading for anyone thinking about swinging for the first time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not as bad as what some have had but recently we had a single male come to ours that looked a lot older than his pics and also told us he was married after us asking if he was single before meeting.

He wasn't very happy when we said you may aswell phone a taxi as we don't want to be part of that when he is married. Turned really stroppy and stormed out. God knows if he got home ok as walked off through the estate not knowing where he was going.

Put a bit of a downer on our night but oh well not every meet is going to be perfect

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well having read the thread I don't think I was involved in any of the disasters - and there are some shocking ones, mostly involving us men.

Mine was nowhere near as bad, but shows that men and women can be as bad as each other.

It was a second meet with a younger woman (the first had gone well), short notice and through another site. I turned up at her house, she was already half naked and wasted no time in getting us both naked. She then didn't want any foreplay, but to get straight down to it - so of course being a gentleman I obliged. But then, after 2 strokes, she shuddered, got up, and told me her brother was coming so I had to leave...... I was there for 5 minutes max and left bewildered! I wonder what I did wrong the first time....?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This thread should be mandatory reading for anyone thinking about swinging for the first time.

A bloody eye opener! To say the least!

I thought I had it bad when I met someone in a pub that had beautiful photo's but a Graf Zeppelin walked in and the lights went out - lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well the most random strange social meet I've ever had was with a guy off here we arranged a pub meet so when I got to the pub he's there we get a drink sit down and start chatting when I asked about his interests, needless to say nearly an hour on the topic of starwars got abit boring but I was polite and listened , he then starts to tell me about his collection of rare starwars figures at home and as I seemed so interested would I like to see lol oh wait but it gets better he then gets his phone out and says he's sure his mummy wouldn't mind coming to pick us up so we could go back to his so I can see it oh and ”I'm sure mummy would love company for lunch save me buying some here for us” Turns out he still lives with his mum,her dogs and his collection of starwars figure, Needless to say a quick text to a friend with the word HELP was enough to make her ring me and good old "uncle ernie" came to the rescue (I don't even have an uncle) I don't think I've ever left a pub so quick lol the next day he messaged and said I was lovely that he'd told his mummy all about me and she'd love to meet his new girlfriend this resulted in me being blunt and very honest lol he's the first bloke to block me after sendinga message saying I broke his heart!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well the most random strange social meet I've ever had was with a guy off here we arranged a pub meet so when I got to the pub he's there we get a drink sit down and start chatting when I asked about his interests, needless to say nearly an hour on the topic of starwars got abit boring but I was polite and listened , he then starts to tell me about his collection of rare starwars figures at home and as I seemed so interested would I like to see lol oh wait but it gets better he then gets his phone out and says he's sure his mummy wouldn't mind coming to pick us up so we could go back to his so I can see it oh and ”I'm sure mummy would love company for lunch save me buying some here for us” Turns out he still lives with his mum,her dogs and his collection of starwars figure, Needless to say a quick text to a friend with the word HELP was enough to make her ring me and good old "uncle ernie" came to the rescue (I don't even have an uncle) I don't think I've ever left a pub so quick lol the next day he messaged and said I was lovely that he'd told his mummy all about me and she'd love to meet his new girlfriend this resulted in me being blunt and very honest lol he's the first bloke to block me after sendinga message saying I broke his heart!!!

Blimey, lucky escape

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blimey, lucky escape

yep but even writing that I was in a fit of giggles lol had you been there you'd understand why

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By *heorgasmaddictMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Some of these are amazing/hilarious/frightening/depressing.

But... just what is it with people shitt*ng the bed??

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By *heorgasmaddictMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Oh, my worst. Met a chavvy but quite nice couple on here one night, went to theirs. Well into the mmf he starts fisting her... OK.. Then I take over fucking her when I realise theres blood on the sheets and on my dick

. Obviously I was wearing a condom.

Anyway I assumed it was her period and leapt off the bed only for her to announce that during the fisting he had ripped her vagina

... AGAIN! It had happened before.

I washed up and left.

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By *oumlacaMan
over a year ago

waterford

we went through a bit of a dry period where we could'nt meet any couples so we looked up some single well hung guys.

A good looking guy in his 50s turned up, pleasent manner fit looking and all going well until he told us of his previous exploits including prositutes. Needless to say we bid a hasty retreat and adieu.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They were 3 minutes late. I think I've been very lucky.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's been a few;

Pint thrown over me and him punched in the face while fucking me. Luckily we sorted it out and they are still friends.

Met a guy who said he was single and lived alone. I said it was a social but he got me so horny in the lift to his apartment it was straight to the bedroom. Sucked him for less than a min and he came. Gave him my cute voice told him I wanted more, he said OK suck me again to get me hard. I obliged and he came again!!!!! Then he said he heard something, it must be His gf home and shoved me in the bathroom naked. Luckily it wasn't.... I briskly left feeling horny and mortified. He messaged loads saying how great it was and wanted it to be regular. I never met him again though lol.

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