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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

...and other stupid things people write in their verifications.

Other such annoyances are:

Very suckable cock

Had me gushing in the air

'Til next time babe / hun

Can breathe through his ears

I think I'm in a grumpy mood today I would say rant over, but that saying fucks me off too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh......disappointment isn't the word....I thought this was going to point me in the general direction of a yummy cock to drawl over.....

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By *_want--youMan
over a year ago

sunderland


"...and other stupid things people write in their verifications.

Other such annoyances are:

Very suckable cock

Had me gushing in the air

'Til next time babe / hun

Can breathe through his ears

I think I'm in a grumpy mood today I would say rant over, but that saying fucks me off too."

hahahaha nothing to say. just laughing x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh......disappointment isn't the word....I thought this was going to point me in the general direction of a yummy cock to drawl over..... "

Sorry I'm late x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was worried - I admit.

My initial thought was how would he (owner of said cock) explain that to the police.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh......disappointment isn't the word....I thought this was going to point me in the general direction of a yummy cock to drawl over..... "
me too ha x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh......disappointment isn't the word....I thought this was going to point me in the general direction of a yummy cock to drawl over.....

Sorry I'm late x"

Yours is old news...I've seen it many times displayed on the forums

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh......disappointment isn't the word....I thought this was going to point me in the general direction of a yummy cock to drawl over.....

Sorry I'm late x

Yours is old news"

I prefer to think of it as classic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh......disappointment isn't the word....I thought this was going to point me in the general direction of a yummy cock to drawl over.....

Sorry I'm late x

Yours is old news

I prefer to think of it as classic "

like an old car?

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By *bony in IvoryCouple
over a year ago

Black&White Utopia


"Oh......disappointment isn't the word....I thought this was going to point me in the general direction of a yummy cock to drawl over.....

Sorry I'm late x"
confession time ! For ages i thought you were ' sexy brian' till i realized it said brain! Doh! Lol ( mrs)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A lady once said I had a "pretty cock" , not sure if it was supposed to be a compliment or what , but the best blowjob I've ever had followed anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh......disappointment isn't the word....I thought this was going to point me in the general direction of a yummy cock to drawl over.....

Sorry I'm late x

Yours is old news

I prefer to think of it as classic

like an old car?"

That's the one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Drawl over???

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

Yours is old news

I prefer to think of it as classic "

Now, I like that. I'd like to read a verification that said 'this well known, classically trained cock had me howling like a banshee'. Far more original and entertaining

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Apparently you're dancing naked around stone henge so kudos to you and forget the rubbish that bothers you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Are there phrases that you gents see on ladies verifications that make you wince?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh......disappointment isn't the word....I thought this was going to point me in the general direction of a yummy cock to drawl over.....

Sorry I'm late x confession time ! For ages i thought you were ' sexy brian' till i realized it said brain! Doh! Lol ( mrs) "

you too huh?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh......disappointment isn't the word....I thought this was going to point me in the general direction of a yummy cock to drawl over.....

Sorry I'm late x confession time ! For ages i thought you were ' sexy brian' till i realized it said brain! Doh! Lol ( mrs)

you too huh?!"

Me three

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

well all i can say is some people are easily pleased.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Drawl over???"

Oh sorry grammar/spelling police.....drool!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh......disappointment isn't the word....I thought this was going to point me in the general direction of a yummy cock to drawl over.....

Sorry I'm late x confession time ! For ages i thought you were ' sexy brian' till i realized it said brain! Doh! Lol ( mrs)

you too huh?!

Me three "

Lots of people make that same mistake. If I'd have made a typo when first typing my username, that would have been understandable, but when carefully writing it backwards on my own penis, not so much.

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville


"...and other stupid things people write in their verifications.

Other such annoyances are:

Very suckable cock

Had me gushing in the air

'Til next time babe / hun

Can breathe through his ears

I think I'm in a grumpy mood today I would say rant over, but that saying fucks me off too."

You've not met my cock tyvm

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By *awty MaxWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Oh......disappointment isn't the word....I thought this was going to point me in the general direction of a yummy cock to drawl over.....

Sorry I'm late x

Yours is old news

I prefer to think of it as classic

like an old car?

That's the one."

Hope the engine is still in working order

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh......disappointment isn't the word....I thought this was going to point me in the general direction of a yummy cock to drawl over.....

Sorry I'm late x

Yours is old news

I prefer to think of it as classic

like an old car?

That's the one.

Hope the engine is still in working order "

The older models usually go for ever,

They sometimes just need a jump start to get them going

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh......disappointment isn't the word....I thought this was going to point me in the general direction of a yummy cock to drawl over.....

Sorry I'm late x

Yours is old news

I prefer to think of it as classic

like an old car?

That's the one.

Hope the engine is still in working order "

It'll still purr for the right driver.

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By *awty MaxWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Oh......disappointment isn't the word....I thought this was going to point me in the general direction of a yummy cock to drawl over.....

Sorry I'm late x

Yours is old news

I prefer to think of it as classic

like an old car?

That's the one.

Hope the engine is still in working order

The older models usually go for ever,

They sometimes just need a jump start to get them going "

The old cars i have in mind you had to pull a thingy to start it... Ouch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh......disappointment isn't the word....I thought this was going to point me in the general direction of a yummy cock to drawl over.....

Sorry I'm late x

Yours is old news

I prefer to think of it as classic

like an old car?

That's the one.

Hope the engine is still in working order

The older models usually go for ever,

They sometimes just need a jump start to get them going

The old cars i have in mind you had to pull a thingy to start it... Ouch "

Crank

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By *awty MaxWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

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By *awty MaxWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Oh......disappointment isn't the word....I thought this was going to point me in the general direction of a yummy cock to drawl over.....

Sorry I'm late x

Yours is old news

I prefer to think of it as classic

like an old car?

That's the one.

Hope the engine is still in working order

The older models usually go for ever,

They sometimes just need a jump start to get them going

The old cars i have in mind you had to pull a thingy to start it... Ouch

Crank "

You know me Sammy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Still interested to know what phrases annoy you chaps out there. What appears on a lady's verifications that makes you go 'bleugh'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"...and other stupid things people write in their verifications.

Other such annoyances are:

Very suckable cock

Had me gushing in the air

'Til next time babe / hun

Can breathe through his ears

I think I'm in a grumpy mood today I would say rant over, but that saying fucks me off too."

The ones that really grip my shit are 'treat her with respect' and 'sweet tasting pussy!' Grrrr!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"...and other stupid things people write in their verifications.

Other such annoyances are:

Very suckable cock

Had me gushing in the air

'Til next time babe / hun

Can breathe through his ears

I think I'm in a grumpy mood today I would say rant over, but that saying fucks me off too.

The ones that really grip my shit are 'treat her with respect' and 'sweet tasting pussy!' Grrrr!!!"

Yep, read both of those more than a 1000 times. I just think it would be nice to read something about the person that wasn't just sexual, i.e. pretty face, funny as hell or makes a nice cup of tea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't see 'treat her with respect' as being annoying, in fact I think its a rather gentlemanly thing to say.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't think anything is stupid. It's not easy writing a verification without sounding boring or ott

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I don't think anything is stupid. It's not easy writing a verification without sounding boring or ott"

So you would die for a mans cock?

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