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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

How often have we been told that we give the best bj a guy has ever had?

Do they tell every meet they have the same thing?!

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By *r not quite virginMan
over a year ago

rochdale

I know I sure as hell have never said a bj was even satisfucktory :p

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How often have we been told that we give the best bj a guy has ever had?

Do they tell every meet they have the same thing?!

"

I will tell you later

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How often have we been told that we give the best bj a guy has ever had?

Do they tell every meet they have the same thing?!

I will tell you later "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How often have we been told that we give the best bj a guy has ever had?

Do they tell every meet they have the same thing?!

"

In all honesty yes we do tell every girl that.... because blowjobs are awesome and we want anotger one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How often have we been told that we give the best bj a guy has ever had?

Do they tell every meet they have the same thing?!

In all honesty yes we do tell every girl that.... because blowjobs are awesome and we want anotger one "

Haha! I used to wonder this aswell, then concluded the same. That they just want another one or more

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By *airymusclesMan
over a year ago

scotland

Any blowjob is a great blowjob, some ARE better than others,but generally as long as we're getting to lie back and enjoy....then its great!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I lay there a quivering wreck then it was a good one, if I get up and make a coffee after then not so good, but I won't say "OMG that was the best ever" either way

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

More likely to remark positively on a womans hand skills. Have experienced some remakable talent recently.....and learnt a few things for myself.

Not quite the same when self application is required but still great value.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If I lay there a quivering wreck then it was a good one, if I get up and make a coffee after then not so good, but I won't say "OMG that was the best ever" either way "

No? U aint met me then

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By *lovisMan
over a year ago

Twickenham

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If I lay there a quivering wreck then it was a good one, if I get up and make a coffee after then not so good, but I won't say "OMG that was the best ever" either way

No? U aint met me then "

This is true

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By *lovisMan
over a year ago

Twickenham

As the old joke goes :

'Describe the worst blow job you've ever received'

Fantastic

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"As the old joke goes :

'Describe the worst blow job you've ever received'

Fantastic

"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If I lay there a quivering wreck then it was a good one, if I get up and make a coffee after then not so good, but I won't say "OMG that was the best ever" either way

No? U aint met me then "

Hey, that was my line

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Scouse girls blowjobs are always the best, as it's the only time they shut up for a while! x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If I lay there a quivering wreck then it was a good one, if I get up and make a coffee after then not so good, but I won't say "OMG that was the best ever" either way

No? U aint met me then

Hey, that was my line "

It looks like I may have to go get a government grant to carry out vital research

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Scouse girls blowjobs are always the best, as it's the only time they shut up for a while! x"

Cheeky fucker!

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By *nlyfun3Woman
over a year ago

NEAR Berkhamsted,Herts


"How often have we been told that we give the best bj a guy has ever had?

Do they tell every meet they have the same thing?!

"

lol love it and so true

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

it's all down to technique some ladies are better than other must admit i love the ladies that can deepthroat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's the best blowjob they have had that day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes this seems to happen a lot but many people do give really nice bj's.

It is nice to be generous with your praise when it is deserving of it. Practice can make perfect.

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

The day before my wedding I told my father in law that his daughter gives the best blow job I had ever had.

After he awkwardly thanked me and was glad I was happy

I said "Happy? Not really, I'm marrying your other daughter."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only ever told one girl and still go back at least once a week.

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE


"It's the best blowjob they have had that day "

Not necessarily

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not had a bad blowjob off here. think its because everyone's comfortable with what they are doing. If it feels good, I always say and if someone's extremely good, why not tell them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's the best blowjob they have had that day "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm scouse, so I'm allowed to say it.

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By *asyukMan
over a year ago

West London

As if I can make an objective judgement!

The more you like the lady and the more enthusiastic she is the better, but that is no measure of technical merit

I've never told anyone they're the best ever. It's the bad ones I've had to coach

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By *unsurreycouple1Couple
over a year ago

Surrey

Practice makes perfect and we intend to practice so much more!!

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By *oeyleicesterMan
over a year ago

Leicester


"How often have we been told that we give the best bj a guy has ever had?

Do they tell every meet they have the same thing?!

"

Well would you rather hear that or "wow that was the fourth best bj I've ever had" lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How often have we been told that we give the best bj a guy has ever had?

Do they tell every meet they have the same thing?!

Well would you rather hear that or "wow that was the fourth best bj I've ever had" lol "

a man I was seeing told me I gave him the second best one lol his best was a 3 hour one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where is the guide for women to give amazing blow jobs??? Has that not been published yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"his best was a 3 hour one"

We would have to be in a 69,

Even then probably no more then a hour

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle


"it's all down to technique some ladies are better than other must admit i love the ladies that can deepthroat "

I can do that

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE


"it's all down to technique some ladies are better than other must admit i love the ladies that can deepthroat

I can do that "

I see from your pics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes I have been told this a fair few times ( not blowing a trumpet) BUT makes you wonder ...little bit of sweet talk

Her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""his best was a 3 hour one"

We would have to be in a 69,

Even then probably no more then a hour "

I've done an hour,I could have carried on

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By *andR7985Couple
over a year ago

belfast

Heard it many times. Mr says I give the best he's ever had. Hadn't had what he calls a deep throat message until me Practice does make perfect and I love to practice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i hate bjs, I get bored way too quick, especially the ones that say 'I'm really good at them' or the 'I enjoy giving them' well... Don't slack then. It's either way too soft, or too harsh, or too slow or too fast, too many teeth, too little hand movement, I usually take over and wank in their mouth because I see it going nowhere, so not to make them feel bad.... Rather lick them out.

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith


"How often have we been told that we give the best bj a guy has ever had?

Do they tell every meet they have the same thing?!

"

If you mean the 'best bj' by giving oral to the point of orgasm, then yes, I do tell every meet it was the best I've ever had.

But that's only ever happened twice for me.

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By *lorious hole bs16Man
over a year ago

Bristol

my latest verification says 'best blow job i ever had'.....until the next one.lol....

As for 3hour blow jobs, i could think of fewer things worse..either being the sucker or the suckee..

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith


"i hate bjs, I get bored way too quick, especially the ones that say 'I'm really good at them' or the 'I enjoy giving them' well... Don't slack then. It's either way too soft, or too harsh, or too slow or too fast, too many teeth, too little hand movement, I usually take over and wank in their mouth because I see it going nowhere, so not to make them feel bad.... Rather lick them out. "

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By *uckandbunnyCouple
over a year ago

In your bed

Do people want an actual rating. That's the 34th best blow job I've ever had.

Just a minute let me consult my charts.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i hate bjs, I get bored way too quick, especially the ones that say 'I'm really good at them' or the 'I enjoy giving them' well... Don't slack then. It's either way too soft, or too harsh, or too slow or too fast, too many teeth, too little hand movement, I usually take over and wank in their mouth because I see it going nowhere, so not to make them feel bad.... Rather lick them out. "
Arr is that what men do when they are bored, take over?

Her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's the best blowjob they have had that day "

Ha ha that sounds about right!!!

Hey I'm not complaining, I love to taste cock and in my experience when you enjoy doing something you put more effort into it ... So you can imagine how my mouth might feel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i hate bjs, I get bored way too quick, especially the ones that say 'I'm really good at them' or the 'I enjoy giving them' well... Don't slack then. It's either way too soft, or too harsh, or too slow or too fast, too many teeth, too little hand movement, I usually take over and wank in their mouth because I see it going nowhere, so not to make them feel bad.... Rather lick them out. "

Sounds like you need to get some better lips around your cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i hate bjs, I get bored way too quick, especially the ones that say 'I'm really good at them' or the 'I enjoy giving them' well... Don't slack then. It's either way too soft, or too harsh, or too slow or too fast, too many teeth, too little hand movement, I usually take over and wank in their mouth because I see it going nowhere, so not to make them feel bad.... Rather lick them out. Arr is that what men do when they are bored, take over?

Her"

Yes pretty much.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i hate bjs, I get bored way too quick, especially the ones that say 'I'm really good at them' or the 'I enjoy giving them' well... Don't slack then. It's either way too soft, or too harsh, or too slow or too fast, too many teeth, too little hand movement, I usually take over and wank in their mouth because I see it going nowhere, so not to make them feel bad.... Rather lick them out.

Sounds like you need to get some better lips around your cock "
Haha I fall for those exact words all the time, and then BAM! Same thing... Though one Brazilian girl was really good, but still took a while.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i hate bjs, I get bored way too quick, especially the ones that say 'I'm really good at them' or the 'I enjoy giving them' well... Don't slack then. It's either way too soft, or too harsh, or too slow or too fast, too many teeth, too little hand movement, I usually take over and wank in their mouth because I see it going nowhere, so not to make them feel bad.... Rather lick them out.

Sounds like you need to get some better lips around your cock Haha I fall for those exact words all the time, and then BAM! Same thing... Though one Brazilian girl was really good, but still took a while."

Ha ha that's no good!! I would feel like a failure if I didn't have your cum in no time!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i hate bjs, I get bored way too quick, especially the ones that say 'I'm really good at them' or the 'I enjoy giving them' well... Don't slack then. It's either way too soft, or too harsh, or too slow or too fast, too many teeth, too little hand movement, I usually take over and wank in their mouth because I see it going nowhere, so not to make them feel bad.... Rather lick them out.

Sounds like you need to get some better lips around your cock Haha I fall for those exact words all the time, and then BAM! Same thing... Though one Brazilian girl was really good, but still took a while.

Ha ha that's no good!! I would feel like a failure if I didn't have your cum in no time! "
Haha well.. I guess I can always give it another go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How often have we been told that we give the best bj a guy has ever had?

Do they tell every meet they have the same thing?!

"

I could never be honest and tell a woman she is crap at giving blowjobs lol. I lot of women are crap at giving blowjobs us men just don't tell you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i think someone said it once, not that i care either way.

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