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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

do any other women have the same problem with men and their cocks...the minute they see a condom they go flaccid!!

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

Ahhhh, you mentioned the C word....

I need a splint!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not often, but often enough. Shame really :o)

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

No.....theres ways of putting them on where the guy won't go soft

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


"No.....theres ways of putting them on where the guy won't go soft"

Imagine a smiley for enthusiastic nodding...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

so what's this method of putting on a condom?

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago

You can easily slip a condom on while giving a bj or a wank

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

have tried to do that, but before he can slip it inside, it goes soft!!!Very frustrating!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've only met one person who had this issue.

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

Sounds like a job for (drum roll)......

FEMIDOM!

Anyone remember them? They may still exist for all I know, but I only tried them once a long time ago - it was like shagging a carrier bag.

(Not that I have any comparitive experience with carrier bags, of course)

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By *ickens CiderMan
over a year ago

taunton

well... in the interest of scientific research and testing of your theory... I'm willing to offer my cock for condom fitting trials... so what happens next?

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By *plpxp2Couple
over a year ago

Middlesbrough

Thankfully not too often and if it does they tend to rise to the occasion with a bit of tlc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sounds like a job for (drum roll)......

FEMIDOM!

Anyone remember them? They may still exist for all I know, but I only tried them once a long time ago - it was like shagging a carrier bag.

(Not that I have any comparitive experience with carrier bags, of course)"

I just couldn't keep those Femidoms on! R

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

Femidoms??? plasic binliner up your foofoo? no thanks

can you imagine someone trying to discreetly fit one of those while playing with you?

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

From memory there's nothing discreet about them.

I think they even sounded like a carrier bag - all that rustling was most offputting.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Femidoms??? plasic binliner up your foofoo? no thanks

can you imagine someone trying to discreetly fit one of those while playing with you?"

And whats wrong with wheelie bin liners ??? xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"do any other women have the same problem with men and their cocks...the minute they see a condom they go flaccid!!"

Guys will know if this happens to them,so the best thing to do is to say in your profile "If you have problems with condoms,your not for me".

That should save you a lot of wasted time,plus the probability of them whinging about having to wear them.

XXXX

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just seen a profile where the guy has 18 inches, can imagine he'll have problems with condoms, must have to use bin liners with a dog collar to keep it on

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By *pecial bbCouple
over a year ago

london

Know what you mean. Nice hard on, condom coming and flacid. Condom off, bj -rock hard. condom on flacid. i had one meet where i was on and off all the time. the bigger the cock the bigger the problem. Now luckily my man is rock hard all the time and fucks like no one else, mmm. god here i am getting wet thinking about it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

what really annoys me is when they go flaccid, they think you'll take pity on them and let them fuck you without one!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just seen a profile where the guy has 18 inches, can imagine he'll have problems with condoms, must have to use bin liners with a dog collar to keep it on "

OOOH whats his name......??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've not played out in a while but there is that awkward condom fitting moment where it is possible, and highly embarrassing, to lose your erection - especially if you have trouble getting it on due to size

On the plus side though I found it more difficult to cum in a condom which means a long time shagging till the lady is finsished (and beyond) then manual relief afterwards.

Plus for the lady that is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"what really annoys me is when they go flaccid, they think you'll take pity on them and let them fuck you without one!!!"

Yep,thats probably the general idea,its the usual ploy.

Bet they even have "Safe Sex" on their profiles too!

XXXX

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By *iggles and BeardyCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

Got no problem with condoms at all, but then once i'm up, it's staying up

Wiggles has started to give up though, as she is geting fed up of the guys going down soon as the condoms come out.. probably why we havn't been out as much.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It has happened once or twice with me, but I tend to just relax keep playing maybe orally ,kissing caressing as normal and then the lil fella is up and ready again and not had any hasle afterwards. Condoms are a pain though, we had not used one for years before swinging..and now of course must ,so it takes getting used too .

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By *riapus4uMan
over a year ago

Charlestown, Cornwall

Maybe the problem is having the wrong size condom.

There is nothing worse than trying to put a decent sized cock into a regular sized condom-it's like trying to "put a quart into a pint pot".

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By *eakcoupleCouple
over a year ago

peak district

Agree with the above, standard size condoms can fit extra long cocks but not extra wide ones. Mates seem to be made for very narrow cocks but durex pleasuremax and their other 'anatomically shaped' ones are not too bad.

British Condoms (try google) do a large size sample pack with XL durex, condomi, magnum etc and they're all a lot more comfortable if your cock is wider than average. He always uses magnums now. There's nothing worse than a woman trying to roll on a very tight condom when you're both keen to get the fuck underway!

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By *riapus4uMan
over a year ago

Charlestown, Cornwall

And I agree the the above also!.

British Condoms also have size measurements on each product page which is very helpfull, though they are not the cheapest ite. I also use Magnum XL these days & never have the 'roll on' problem.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thanks for that - I have a very thick girth (pics on request) and it's getting the bloody things to roll over the top in the first place thats the problem. They usually get stuck just under the glans and you really have to stretch it out to get it going again. Certainly nowhere near as simple as all the demonstrations of how easy they go on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No.....theres ways of putting them on where the guy won't go soft"

..with a lollypop stick!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Agree with the above, standard size condoms can fit extra long cocks but not extra wide ones. Mates seem to be made for very narrow cocks but durex pleasuremax and their other 'anatomically shaped' ones are not too bad.

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Ok I have the same problems as a lot of blokes in that putting on the condom sort of kills the mood for a momment but depending on the partner this can be overcome so to speak LoL.

They say the average length is about 6" but what about the girth? what is concidered the average girth? 1.5" 2"?

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago


"No.....theres ways of putting them on where the guy won't go soft

..with a lollypop stick! "

hahahahaha thats my trade secret out of the bag

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By *ethot69Couple
over a year ago

Merseyside


"Agree with the above, standard size condoms can fit extra long cocks but not extra wide ones. Mates seem to be made for very narrow cocks but durex pleasuremax and their other 'anatomically shaped' ones are not too bad.

Ok I have the same problems as a lot of blokes in that putting on the condom sort of kills the mood for a momment but depending on the partner this can be overcome so to speak LoL.

They say the average length is about 6" but what about the girth? what is concidered the average girth? 1.5" 2"?"

Girth is actually the entire, erm, circumference of the penis - not just the width. 1.5" girth would be incredibly narrow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm more like 6"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just seen a profile where the guy has 18 inches, can imagine he'll have problems with condoms, must have to use bin liners with a dog collar to keep it on

OOOH whats his name......?? "

monstercock21

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By *ickedWWoman
over a year ago

Chester


"I'm more like 6""

Hello Big Boy, prove it...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll see what I can do :p Any suggestions?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Agree with the above, standard size condoms can fit extra long cocks but not extra wide ones. Mates seem to be made for very narrow cocks but durex pleasuremax and their other 'anatomically shaped' ones are not too bad.

Ok I have the same problems as a lot of blokes in that putting on the condom sort of kills the mood for a momment but depending on the partner this can be overcome so to speak LoL.

They say the average length is about 6" but what about the girth? what is concidered the average girth? 1.5" 2"?

Girth is actually the entire, erm, circumference of the penis - not just the width. 1.5" girth would be incredibly narrow"

LoL got me words in a muking fuddle hehehehehe. never really measured the girth but all i know is it does not fit into a 2" hole

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm more like 6"

Hello Big Boy, prove it... "

You can now check the feedback on my profile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I might not be massive but i keep wood in a jonnie no problem girls.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

not all, ive met a few guys who have problems with condoms but most are ok with them

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