FabSwingers.com forum: Bad Blowjobs

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm just curious.. I've been reading a thread on the forum about people saying every blow job was the best one ever; and someone said they'd not heard a man complain about receiving a bad one.

Has anyone had a bad one? Describe it! What constitutes a shit blowjob?

Very curious!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had a few bad ones most of the bad ones are where they just stick it in there mouth and do nothing or just rock there head a bit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1. When the woman doesnt allow CIM

2. When they say 'are you nearly there, my jaw aches'

3. 100 miles an hour with no thought about it.

4. Bad teeth lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm just curious.. I've been reading a thread on the forum about people saying every blow job was the best one ever; and someone said they'd not heard a man complain about receiving a bad one.

Has anyone had a bad one? Describe it! What constitutes a shit blowjob?

Very curious!

Too much teeth.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

never had a bad one of a lady

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm just curious.. I've been reading a thread on the forum about people saying every blow job was the best one ever; and someone said they'd not heard a man complain about receiving a bad one.

Has anyone had a bad one? Describe it! What constitutes a shit blowjob?

Very curious!

Yeah you wouldn't tell them it's bad. But yeah I had bad ones. Too much teeth, not firm another, too slow.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

one that takes just the tip in and makes no effort to take the shaft in too.

one that just bobs head up and down and doesnt use hand or tongue

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple
over a year ago

Bolton

"I'm just curious.. I've been reading a thread on the forum about people saying every blow job was the best one ever; and someone said they'd not heard a man complain about receiving a bad one.

Has anyone had a bad one? Describe it! What constitutes a shit blowjob?

Very curious!

Steve's had a few bad ones - scraping teeth is painful as is too much yanking and pulling - some women don't realise these appendages are actually attached to a body! They aren't all good! Z

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my hubby as had a few bad ones bless him one so bad she cut and brused his penis with her teeth i was watching him at the time when she was giving him the BJ and could see the pain in his face bless him

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By *heman381Man
over a year ago

Wilts

Chance would be a fine thing!

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By *ndisclosedMan
over a year ago

Durham

Yeah she just grabbed it and stuck it in her mouth, almost tried to eat the head of my cock. I had to stop her after about a minute, it was so painful. Later found out she had never done it before.

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By *horltzMan
over a year ago

heysham

Teeth !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm just curious.. I've been reading a thread on the forum about people saying every blow job was the best one ever; and someone said they'd not heard a man complain about receiving a bad one.

Has anyone had a bad one? Describe it! What constitutes a shit blowjob?

Very curious!

Don't be lazy but daaaamnnn girl don't get too crazy!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They pop it in their mouth and wank as fast as they can........not good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Too much teeth involvement. I'm one for sensuality in oral sex!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i slobber like a dog, nibble up a cock like its corn on the cob..

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By *horltzMan
over a year ago

heysham

"i slobber like a dog, nibble up a cock like its corn on the cob..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i slobber like a dog, nibble up a cock like its corn on the cob..

A little lubrication certainly helps!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dry mouths, too much teeth contact, and a general lack of passion and enthusiasm all lead to a bad blowjob.

By contrast, a good one she be one full of shared excitement, acceptance and LOVE! When I'm being blown by a woman who turns me on and excites me, I want to feel her lips tenderly kissing my cock, I want to feel her licking it like it tastes as good as a mini-milk, I want to feel her sucking it as though the cock itself isn't enough, she WANTS to make me climax so she can taste my semen too.

Simply dutifully going down on a man isn't enough ladies, you have to enjoy it, and make him feel appreciated.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All guys like it different , best thing to do is ask how they like it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If any ladies need someone to practice on just give me a shout

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By *awty MaxWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

A male friend of mine recently said he had had a bad Bj... From what I understand she was inexperienced. That didn't put him off, he quite likes the idea of teaching her if you see what I mean

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Teeth on cock is a big turn off

My balls being sucked either

When a woman sucks too hard

Too much of the same thing for too long

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tight?

Loose?

Facefuck?

Slow?

Her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A male friend of mine recently said he had had a bad Bj... From what I understand she was inexperienced. That didn't put him off, he quite likes the idea of teaching her if you see what I mean

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cud be a very long lesson

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm really bad at giving them. I admit it. I'm having to practice on a man to get better. I've been practising on him for 4 years now. I think I should have passed the test by now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm really bad at giving them. I admit it. I'm having to practice on a man to get better. I've been practising on him for 4 years now. I think I should have passed the test by now "

practise makes perfecr

keep practising lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm really bad at giving them. I admit it. I'm having to practice on a man to get better. I've been practising on him for 4 years now. I think I should have passed the test by now

practise makes perfecr

keep practising lol "

uncanny,that's exactly what he says

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm really bad at giving them. I admit it. I'm having to practice on a man to get better. I've been practising on him for 4 years now. I think I should have passed the test by now

practise makes perfecr

keep practising lol

uncanny,that's exactly what he says

see lol now wud we put u astray

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

According to Will I hold the crown! Lol

However he is eternally grateful for the old adage of "practice makes perfect'!

Still practicing, and enjoying doing so x and finding ways, tricks, to please him more x

I think I enjoy it almost as much as him, but don't tell him that! So I would agree that if a woman doesn't enjoy doing it, it would not be as pleasurable for the man x

Sara x

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By *hocmanxMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

What makes a bad one: too much teeth (in fact any tooth contact at all is bad)

What makes a good one: lots of lubrication and lots of tongue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All guys like it different , best thing to do is ask how they like it "
this!!!! Plus teeth and wanking like your getting ketchup out of a bottle is a no no lol

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By *awty MaxWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"A male friend of mine recently said he had had a bad Bj... From what I understand she was inexperienced. That didn't put him off, he quite likes the idea of teaching her if you see what I mean

cud be a very long lesson

Or a very painful one for him if she doesn't improve lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A male friend of mine recently said he had had a bad Bj... From what I understand she was inexperienced. That didn't put him off, he quite likes the idea of teaching her if you see what I mean

cud be a very long lesson

Or a very painful one for him if she doesn't improve lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Oh dear..

I'm most definitely a loving blowjob giver, if that's a thing.

I love nothing more than watching a man's face as I do, and hearing him moan and grunt with pleasure - nothing does it more for me. I think it's a shared play time, I'm not doing something TO you, I'm teasing and playing with and worshipping his cock so I want him to engage during too - lots of encouragement, holding my hair, my face, letting me guide it, him guiding.. Lots of back and fore!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have been told that I am very good at giving head but my mans cock

Is so big it's hard to fit it in my mouth! I try my best and he doesn't have any problem cumming he's funny about cumming on my face though lol I would be mortified if I have a guy a bj and he didn't like it or I hurt him I love doing it as it turns me on turning a guy on x

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By *andhCouple
over a year ago

Ilford

I can only describe my worst as feeling like my cock was in a washing machine. Funnily enough I was told beforehand I was in for one of the best bj's I could imagine. I begged to differ.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The best BJs are when you are with a lady who loves giving them . A guy can tell if a lady is doing it just for the guy . Or is doing it for herself and him . If that makes sense

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ouchy ouch teeth

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By *orksfuncoupleCouple
over a year ago

huddersfield

teeth are the worst, even worse when you have a big girth, can't ladies not feel teeth scraping the shaft, biggest problem is how do you tell a lady without upsetting and or spoiling the mood?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The teeth issue is something I have meant to ask my fb about...I have a tooth at the tpo towards the back that had grown inwards slightly and have on occasion felt it catch despite trying to be careful, but have never had anyone comment on it. Thing is how would I say to the dentist can anything be done with that out of line tooth cos I keep catching my playmates when I give a bj?!

As for what makes a good/bad bj I do think that the fact I enjoy it does make it more enjoyable for him, just as I enjoy oral more when he's giving it because he wants to rather than feels he has to return the favour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can there ever be a bad blowjob!! When u get one every blue moon then u dont give a shit weather its toothy or whatever it can be ha

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By *uckandbunnyCouple
over a year ago

In your bed

First blowjob in a swingers club whilst not awful was not great, too much with the teeth and just a little bit too rushed. Bobbing up and down at 200 miles an hour does not constitute a great Blowjob. Take your time and have fun.

Unless you are into rough stuff.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why would he not say oww!!!

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By *D40Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Sorry am listening to some of the men moaning about teeth etc...

How many men think women like having their clit nibbled/nipped or even heaven forbid flicked?

Welcome to our world

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The only bad things i can remember are dry mouths and lack of enthusiasm. Saying that its always easy to say try doing this and teaching someone.

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By *vgloryholebs16TV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol.

This is not straightforward...

my experience has been that some guys like it very very gentle and others like it very very rough and lots of guys like it somewhere in between...Often needs communicating.. I like it slow to begin with and love to thrust firmly as it builds up...

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By *uckandbunnyCouple
over a year ago

In your bed

"Sorry am listening to some of the men moaning about teeth etc...

How many men think women like having their clit nibbled/nipped or even heaven forbid flicked?

Welcome to our world

The OP was about bad blowjobs because they were fed up of hearing every BJ was the best ever.

So it's not moaning it's answering the OP.

You could start a thread about bad clit stimulation and educate us all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got a pretty good technique going on, but this has really been improved by being guided and encouraged to do certain things. Some fellas love having their balls licked, gentle nibbled and sucked into my mouth. For others, they are totally off limits. I do like doing it though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

on a meet one night this lovely lady started off sucking my cock nice n slowly,going deeper and deeoer on it till eventually she had my cock andd balls in her mouth!! was be ginning to wonde at one s tage jeezzzzzzzzzzzz does s he wanna keep em or whens she g onna give em back to me

bloody great bj tho

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By *wiftieeMan
over a year ago

near Glasgow

"Had a few bad ones most of the bad ones are where they just stick it in there mouth and do nothing or just rock there head a bit"

Yep, one lady I remember seemed to think that the faster she went up and down, the better it was.

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By *lderguy4funMan
over a year ago

ROTHERHAM

yes had a few bad bjs lol some women have not got a clue they just put there mouth on end of your cock and start wanking it dos not make for a good bj best bjs are where the girl just users her mouth tongue on your cock/balls no hand wanking with lots of spit wet and sloppy to you cum down her throat or dribbles the cum back on to your balls then licks you all clean mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm but without leaveing teeth marks lol xxx a finger helps too makes you cum faster xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Unfortunately a previous gf wasn't very good at blow jobs. She kept her lips very tight, tongue would stay still and stop me from going to deep, not that I ever pushed down her throat that is, but it would push me either side... towards teeth

Yeah, not good, but she tried I guess lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once had a guy ask me to bite hard on his cock!!

I just couldn't bring myself to do it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well general census is that teeth are bad during a blow job.

Personally, I like a small amount of teeth, I like biting during foreplay and sex anyway, but never on the tip! It's too sensitive for that. Never ask, always judge their reaction to something you do or listen if he wants something in particular. Shows that you're observant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I once had a guy ask me to bite hard on his cock!!

I just couldn't bring myself to do it

Ouch!!! No thank you!!! ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I once had a guy ask me to bite hard on his cock!!

I just couldn't bring myself to do it

You can bite me, just not too hard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dry mouths, too much teeth contact, and a general lack of passion and enthusiasm all lead to a bad blowjob.

Simply dutifully going down on a man isn't enough ladies, you have to enjoy it, and make him feel appreciated."

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By *ipmummxWoman
over a year ago

milton keynes

"All guys like it different , best thing to do is ask how they like it "

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By *ipmummxWoman
over a year ago

milton keynes

"Dry mouths, too much teeth contact, and a general lack of passion and enthusiasm all lead to a bad blowjob.

Simply dutifully going down on a man isn't enough ladies, you have to enjoy it, and make him feel appreciated."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Treating it like it's an ice cream.. wtf?? Get bobbing up and down ya wannabe!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got to do it quote Samantha Jones x

You men have no idea what we’re dealing with down there. Teeth placement, and jaw stress, and suction, and gag reflex, and all the while bobbing up and down, moaning and trying to breathe through our noses. Easy? Honey, they don’t call it a job for nothing. x

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By *onderTongueMan
over a year ago

Bury

"I once had a guy ask me to bite hard on his cock!!

I just couldn't bring myself to do it

I've had it a few times... Was a bit of a turn on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Got to do it quote Samantha Jones x

perfectly said, which is why some men pay special attention to oral play too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And if it is a bad blow job then tell the lady and educate her I love a good sexual education. Learn by communication we dont start out as experts but most of us are eager to learn and this works both ways x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

C directs the woman. Normally it's little effort from the woman, or getting a bit toothy on him. But sometimes it's the actual technique she has and that can't be changed. Something that works for one guy won't always work on the next.

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By *razedcatMan
over a year ago

London / Herts

It's a bad blowjob when teeth scrape against your shaft or head. Pretty painful and a bit of a wood-killer

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By *andS33Couple
over a year ago

Yorkshire

Had a few women be very clumsy with their teeth, but can usually blame that on being a bit d*unk. Some do just like to bite which I'm not into but of course each to their own. Had some yank and pull on it very roughly which can be uncomfortable at best and even downright painful at times.

Worst experience by far was I think the first I had from another woman back when we started swinging, both her and her husband professed all night how good she was at BJs and made a huge fuss how she could deepthroat.......best description I can give is it was like being noshed off by a horse.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm just curious.. I've been reading a thread on the forum about people saying every blow job was the best one ever; and someone said they'd not heard a man complain about receiving a bad one.

Has anyone had a bad one? Describe it! What constitutes a shit blowjob?

Very curious!

a) not using hands

b) ignoring the balls got to have them sucked mmm

c) avoiding eye contact nothing sexier than tohave her look u sstraight in the eye as she does it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm just curious.. I've been reading a thread on the forum about people saying every blow job was the best one ever; and someone said they'd not heard a man complain about receiving a bad one.

Has anyone had a bad one? Describe it! What constitutes a shit blowjob?

Very curious!

Too much teeth.

Yep, this, keep your teeth away from my old boy please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had to go to the dr's concerning a cut "banjo string" from a rather eager lady's set of teeth.

I kinda liked the pain thou

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope - never had a bad one but I have definately had some mind blowing ones - excuse the pun

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By *achinery of JoyMan
over a year ago

Aberaeron

You can be sure that anyone who says there is no such thing as a bad blow job has had very, very limited experience, or even none.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've had few bad ones, well not really bad just bad form and technique,

But I have had one really really bad one where I had to stop her and say what the fuck are you doing, it hurt blowjobs aren't supposed to hurt, she just put her mouth round it and sucked has hard as she could like she was trying to give it a love bite, simply awful

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By *ittyticklerCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

I had a chap positively appraise my bj skills to his wife while I was blowing him.

I'm new to this, but it was weird and I had to stifle a little chuckle on his cock.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Teeth teeth teeth.

That is all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tbh...younger ladies need a bit more guidance sometimes...but when they get it right!

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By *allen MadonnaWoman
over a year ago

In my own little world

From experience....

.... don't use industrial strength mouthwash immediately before giving a bj, apparently it stings

.... only use a small quantity of space dust and not the whole packet at once for a bj, apparently it was fine to start with, good stimulation, but as the space dust dissolved, and I started to foam at the mouth, my partner looked down at his crotch and remarked that it was like being sucked off by a rabid dog, to which as I couldn't laugh (gob around knob) it all came out my nose!

Delightful

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By *rman82Man
over a year ago

Manchester

Take heed women. It's the teeth

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By *uckandbunnyCouple
over a year ago

In your bed

"From experience....

.... don't use industrial strength mouthwash immediately before giving a bj, apparently it stings

Delightful

Actually I sometimes find that minty freshness quite exhilarating.

Everyone is different some men get off being kicked roughly in the balls. So pain and pleasure have their place.

But on most occasions less pain is better.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once had a guy go down on me with a fisherman's friend it nearly burnt my clit off x

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By *lwaysup4it69Couple
over a year ago

Kirkby in Ashfield

"I once had a guy ask me to bite hard on his cock!!

I just couldn't bring myself to do it

Don't like to be sucked real hard but do like the shaft to be bitten sometimes real hard till I can't take any more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oh yes, there is such a thing. i had a girlfriend years ago, who prior to sex with me, had little experience. zero when it came to sucking dick. she would scrape the head with her teeth. on top of that, she acted like a cock was some nasty , gross , inedible bowl of peas your parents made you eat when you were a kid and you couldn't possibly fathom getting one more spoonful down. double whammy in the blow job business. i mean at least fake like u love sucking my dick. that ,along with the horrific scraping actually caused me to stop her in the middle of a bj, in anger , frustrated,.......i said just stop, in disgust. she was mortified, but i didn't care. how hard is it.........i mean, i could suck a mean dick i am sure, And i never sucked one. well, i knew relationship was doomed at that point. no way am i having LTR with no blow jobs.

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By *lwaysup4it69Couple
over a year ago

Kirkby in Ashfield

"oh yes, there is such a thing. i had a girlfriend years ago, who prior to sex with me, had little experience. zero when it came to sucking dick. she would scrape the head with her teeth. on top of that, she acted like a cock was some nasty , gross , inedible bowl of peas your parents made you eat when you were a kid and you couldn't possibly fathom getting one more spoonful down. double whammy in the blow job business. i mean at least fake like u love sucking my dick. that ,along with the horrific scraping actually caused me to stop her in the middle of a bj, in anger , frustrated,.......i said just stop, in disgust. she was mortified, but i didn't care. how hard is it.........i mean, i could suck a mean dick i am sure, And i never sucked one. well, i knew relationship was doomed at that point. no way am i having LTR with no blow jobs."

Have a feeling there will be comments re the last sentence but have to say 100% agree mate

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman
over a year ago

Deviant City

I dont get why ladies use their teeth? Never have done that, unless by accident.

I like to give long, slow, sensual blow jibs, building up a bit faster and occasionally looking into his eyes, while I worship his cock. Cum has to be swallowed or on my boobs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hate it when a woman uses her teeth on the head of my penis, what a turn off

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By *.nottsbloke..Man
over a year ago

the vale

blow jobs are like pizza even if its bad its still pretty nice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"From experience....

Delightful

read this and almost had the same reaction with my morning brew -

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For some reason ive met a couple of women who think biteing and being as rough as possible is good as well as wanking as fast as possible and trying to pull my balls off ! some guys might like that but not me

treat my cock with the repect lol

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By *ddie02Couple
over a year ago

northern

I've really only experienced a few bad blow jobs. Some from scraping teeth, although I like a good nibble on the shaft every now and then, and once from some misguided woman who sucked on my balls so hard, it was like she was trying to get a watermelon through a straw. It hurt for days.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Got to do it quote Samantha Jones x

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By *imon_hydeMan
over a year ago

Stockport

Teeth and/or stubble

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've had a few bad ones.

Everyone has their own preference in respect to how they want to be pleasured during oral sex.

Scraping teeth against my cock and balls

a big no no.

Vary the play and the tempo a bit. Use of tongue and hands is preferable, for me anyway.

No effort makes me wanna skip to the sex.

Silk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm just curious.. I've been reading a thread on the forum about people saying every blow job was the best one ever; and someone said they'd not heard a man complain about receiving a bad one.

Has anyone had a bad one? Describe it! What constitutes a shit blowjob?

Very curious!

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a bad one to me an I've had a fair few. Are.....

1, too much teeth, the odd catch here an there it's ok but catch it in the wrong place with a sharp tooth ouch! But you can't blame them when they've been at it for ages

2, not enough "spit". Iv had a few were I just find there's not enough there. Not enough an it's just not as good. We like the tounge to glide not scrape

again can't be helped sometimes.

3, I don't know why but I just don't like it when the woman can only take the "head". Don't get me wrong it's nice what man doesn't like their "bellend" licked. Me personally I like a woman that can take it at least half way but maybe I'm being to shallow but that's what I like.

4, the "porn star hammock" I call it. Where the string of saliva hangs from the woman's mouth to the cock. Well yes it's hot as hell an I love it but some woman find it disgusting. Everyone to their own.

5, deep throat. Yes girls we all love it!!! But me I really don't like it when I see the woman gagging. sometimes it can be a turn on but when your gagging everytime you deep throat it feels kind of wrong. Maybe that's my kind nature I don't know lol.

I've kinda gone rouge on this lol I'm sorry I could go on an on but I've just stopped myself haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had one once where she a small gap in her front teeth she got some skin caught in it dam that hurt.

It not always very good a BJ a lot depends on it. how hard she sucks and so on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cherry lube is nice to use with oral. Tastes lovely and gives extra lubrication of course. I like to take a mouthful of iced Jack Daniels and and take him in my mouth too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When they go down so hard they nearly rip you 4skin off

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By *ohohoWoman
over a year ago

Up North

"1. When the woman doesnt allow CIM

2. When they say 'are you nearly there, my jaw aches'

3. 100 miles an hour with no thought about it.

4. Bad teeth lol."

That's me No 2!

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By *ohohoWoman
over a year ago

Up North

"Teeth !!!"

Some like a little nibble around the head though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't like it when there so determind to make you cum. By going he'll for leather and being really rough. Nice slow and sensual is the key. Eye contact help. Cos you can see if theyaactually enjoy it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Problem is every guy I meet always cums within mins of me sucking then tells me its never happened before, either I give a great bj, they think I was born yesterday or I choose a lot of shit shags lol I suspect they latter

Ps. If you've met me I obviously wasnt talking about you I meant all the others

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By *ysticmykeyMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

People that treat it like a chore, and people that don't pay any attention to how you react, make for a bad blow job. Unfortunately, these two things tend to go together.

Teeth aren't always a bad thing to everyone, and I have some very interesting scars to prove it...

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By *lwaysup4it69Couple
over a year ago

Kirkby in Ashfield

"Problem is every guy I meet always cums within mins of me sucking then tells me its never happened before, either I give a great bj, they think I was born yesterday or I choose a lot of shit shags lol I suspect they latter

Ps. If you've met me I obviously wasnt talking about you I meant all the others

U would never get me to cum in couple mins I rarely come from blow job

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ps. If you've met me I obviously wasnt talking about you I meant all the others

U would never get me to cum in couple mins I rarely come from blow job "

Yeah that's what everyone says to me!

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By *lwaysup4it69Couple
over a year ago

Kirkby in Ashfield

Ps. If you've met me I obviously wasnt talking about you I meant all the others

U would never get me to cum in couple mins I rarely come from blow job

Yeah that's what everyone says to me!"

I would put money on it lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1. When the woman doesnt allow CIM

2. When they say 'are you nearly there, my jaw aches'

3. 100 miles an hour with no thought about it.

4. Bad teeth lol."

No to no 1 and glad I am too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A lady has to be very very good to be able to make a guy cum from a bj

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A lady has to be very very good to be able to make a guy cum from a bj "

Ha..ahem....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You've got to read his signals. Listen and feel.

If it's not working change your style. Every guy seems to like a sloppy one. It more down to pace and how hard you suck or grip. Use your hands too and really enjoy what you're doing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A lady has to be very very good to be able to make a guy cum from a bj

Ha..ahem....

Could we ask for proof

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm just curious.. I've been reading a thread on the forum about people saying every blow job was the best one ever; and someone said they'd not heard a man complain about receiving a bad one.

Has anyone had a bad one? Describe it! What constitutes a shit blowjob?

Very curious!

a bad one to me an I've had a fair few. Are.....

1, too much teeth, the odd catch here an there it's ok but catch it in the wrong place with a sharp tooth ouch! But you can't blame them when they've been at it for ages

2, not enough "spit". Iv had a few were I just find there's not enough there. Not enough an it's just not as good. We like the tounge to glide not scrape

again can't be helped sometimes.

I've kinda gone rouge on this lol I'm sorry I could go on an on but I've just stopped myself haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A lady has to be very very good to be able to make a guy cum from a bj

Ha..ahem....

Could we ask for proof

Lol lurker and no, you cannot have proof.

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By *allen MadonnaWoman
over a year ago

In my own little world

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over a year ago

"I'm just curious.. I've been reading a thread on the forum about people saying every blow job was the best one ever; and someone said they'd not heard a man complain about receiving a bad one.

Has anyone had a bad one? Describe it! What constitutes a shit blowjob?

Very curious!

I ask along the way if what I'm doing is working....I find a blow job in say a hot shower is so horny and for some reason it usually achieves the grunts and groans of him cumming.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm just curious.. I've been reading a thread on the forum about people saying every blow job was the best one ever; and someone said they'd not heard a man complain about receiving a bad one.

Has anyone had a bad one? Describe it! What constitutes a shit blowjob?

Very curious!

I ask along the way if what I'm doing is working....I find a blow job in say a hot shower is so horny and for some reason it usually achieves the grunts and groans of him cumming.

This sounds great

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Honestly I have had so many bad blow jobs over the years.

I suspect that a large number of people, especially not in the more vanilla world, that is to say not on sex websites, have a tendency to believe that the mere act of being willing to give head makes them amazing at it. This coupled with overly grateful receivers of this leads to the mistaken belief that they are good at it.

I have found the number of people who are really genuinely good, not ok, not wait 5 minutes and when they feel like an amazing lover let them know you just want to kiss them so stop that and come back up here etc.

The number of those genuinely expert oral specialists is pretty low.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A lady has to be very very good to be able to make a guy cum from a bj

Ha..ahem....

Could we ask for proof

Lol lurker and no, you cannot have proof."

lol you can not blame a guy for trying his luck

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