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By *orksfuncouple OP   Couple
over a year ago

huddersfield

Is it much harder to get a ruler or tape measure to show a true size than take a picture of a cock next to sky remote?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sure...but that means leaving the Tv for 5minutes and we can't have that!

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By *v_heatherTV/TS
over a year ago

Leeds

Its good to know i'll be able to get UK Gold when I visit though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wouldn't do either of those.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Personally, I use an empty two litre Pepsi bottle for comparison.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is it much harder to get a ruler or tape measure to show a true size than take a picture of a cock next to sky remote?"

Never tried

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By *igerstyle2k2Man
over a year ago

Oxfordshire

I measure everything in 'sky remotes', it also works well with directions.

"walk 1000 sky remotes down the road, take a left, go on a further 2000 sky remotes, if you see a post box then you've gone too far"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is it much harder to get a ruler or tape measure to show a true size than take a picture of a cock next to sky remote?"

The numbers probably depress some.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On one guys profile, he was hanging coathanges with shirts on his cock.

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By *issyfaggotfayeTV/TS
over a year ago

Bolton


"On one guys profile, he was hanging coathanges with shirts on his cock.

P"

who's gonna claim that's their other profile?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"On one guys profile, he was hanging coathanges with shirts on his cock.

P

who's gonna claim that's their other profile? "

Apparently he asked the laundry for extra stiff shirts.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey what makes you think he used it to compare to his size... It might of been a statement to say I'm the man and the remote is my toy and belongs to me you can have my cock bitches but the remote is my property bwhahahaha. Same goes for the ones with beer cans there just alcoholics. Lynx cans there been watching to much adverts trying to get the lynx effect.

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By *ecretsRmineWoman
over a year ago

gatwickish (yes that means near Gatwick)

it gets worse saw a pic of one in a pussy other day

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