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"*puts on security high vis vest* Right ladys please form an orderly queue and we will have no pushing or shoving. please calm yourselfs. "This   | |||
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"I do try, not very successful at times "Well I thought it was funnier than the OPs post | |||
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"*puts on security high vis vest* Right ladys please form an orderly queue and we will have no pushing or shoving. please calm yourselfs. "I was calm then i looked at your profile! Thank you! Z | |||
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"*puts on security high vis vest* Right ladys please form an orderly queue and we will have no pushing or shoving. please calm yourselfs.
I was calm then i looked at your profile! Thank you! Z"good body small cock | |||
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"*puts on security high vis vest* Right ladys please form an orderly queue and we will have no pushing or shoving. please calm yourselfs.
I was calm then i looked at your profile! Thank you! Z good body small cock"I meant his not yours! Z | |||
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"*puts on security high vis vest* Right ladys please form an orderly queue and we will have no pushing or shoving. please calm yourselfs.
I was calm then i looked at your profile! Thank you! Z"Me too, oh my that shouldn't be allowed at this time in the morning  | |||
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"*puts on security high vis vest* Right ladys please form an orderly queue and we will have no pushing or shoving. please calm yourselfs.
I was calm then i looked at your profile! Thank you! Z
Me too, oh my that shouldn't be allowed at this time in the morning "*takes off security high vis vest and puts on his kiss the cook apron* I think its only fair to cook you all breakfast while the OP takes his time selecting the lucky girl. how do you like your eggs | |||
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It's considered "game" to shoot down anyone who posts "meets" or Skype or Kik in the Lounge 
It's really for fabbers to talk about anything and everything.
There is a Meets section all of its own
Meanwhile, back in the land of Lounge Lizards .... | |||
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"*puts on security high vis vest* Right ladys please form an orderly queue and we will have no pushing or shoving. please calm yourselfs.
I was calm then i looked at your profile! Thank you! Z good body small cock i know he has a little penis
I meant his not yours! Z" | |||
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I'm glad Live your Dreams has got the steel barriers out and that Petite One is entertaining the crowds by juggling in a minstrels outfit, although I'm not sure if she's not just advertising.
The breakfast burger van is a good idea, but I'm going to have a walk by the river, go in a few second hand book shops and come back when the queue has died down.
If only I'd not decided no one would be up for Skype fun this early on a Sunday and decided to have another half hour. Damn those early birds getting in the queue before me.
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"Odds Bodkins! Is this Alton Towers? The last time I saw a queue this long, it was full of Americans waiting to get inside Warwick Castle.
I'm glad Live your Dreams has got the steel barriers out and that Petite One is entertaining the crowds by juggling in a minstrels outfit, although I'm not sure if she's not just advertising.
The breakfast burger van is a good idea, but I'm going to have a walk by the river, go in a few second hand book shops and come back when the queue has died down.
If only I'd not decided no one would be up for Skype fun this early on a Sunday and decided to have another half hour. Damn those early birds getting in the queue before me.
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"Now look what you've done, I've dropped one of my balls "As any guy who's been through puberty knows - they often fall at different times! I'm sure the other one will drop soon!
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"Now look what you've done, I've dropped one of my balls
As any guy who's been through puberty knows - they often fall at different times!
I'm sure the other one will drop soon!
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"my sides are hurting laughing to much." Did you really expect anything else? | |||
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"I shouldn't let it trouble you, OP. At least the constant posts and attempts at wit are keeping the thread going and it is free publicity for you. If handled right, a thread like this can do you a lot of good. There was a chap who wanted a gangbang, the world famous 'One man shed gang bang crew' whom everyone had a lot of fun with and he made a lot of friends that day.
"That was my thought, I'm not stopping any willing ladies from taking up the Skype request | |||
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"It is my goal through out today to get this thread to 175 posts. OP you will go down in fab history as the first skype me thread to be closed because too many posts. you will be a legend to the skype community "I'm happy to help with that quest, without actually Skyping of course | |||
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"thanks guys" No problem! Check the "who wants to organise a meet for us?" thread!
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"Might fail before weve even begun. just been invited out for lunch in new brighton. sorry OP I have failed you
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"thanks guys No problem! Check the "who wants to organise a meet for us?" thread!
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"thanks guys No problem! Check the "who wants to organise a meet for us?" thread!
A love it haha"They have celery and houmous too - they sound perfect!
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"thanks guys No problem! Check the "who wants to organise a meet for us?" thread!
A love it haha
They have celery and houmous too - they sound perfect!
A"You should work in advertising guys. You are the bollocks at it! | |||
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"*puts on security high vis vest* Right ladys please form an orderly queue and we will have no pushing or shoving. please calm yourselfs. "ive got cones and barrier to assist with said crowd control lol | |||
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"I've been to Lincoln and I feel badly let down this thread didn't get closed due to too many posts "awww I know. ... my energy was needed else where yesterday. Theres always today though | |||
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"Sounds good. ROLL UP, ROLL UP! Who wants to Skype with the OP? "Is he still there naked then? He's persistent I'll give him that. | |||
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"Gotta admit after seeing the OP had changed his avatar pic that this new one, that i was going to struggle with crowd control today... had my pepper spray and hand cuffs ready in case things got a bit hectic in here. "Awww, pepper spray, really? | |||
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" I was calm then i looked at your profile! " "Thank you! Z good body small cock" "I meant his not yours! Z" Classic | |||
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"Gotta admit after seeing the OP had changed his avatar pic that this new one, that i was going to struggle with crowd control today... had my pepper spray and hand cuffs ready in case things got a bit hectic in here.
Awww, pepper spray, really?
"yes really... you ladys of fab can get quite out of control and cause mayhem when too excited. it was just a precaution though | |||
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"Gotta admit after seeing the OP had changed his avatar pic that this new one, that i was going to struggle with crowd control today... had my pepper spray and hand cuffs ready in case things got a bit hectic in here.
Awww, pepper spray, really?
yes really... you ladys of fab can get quite out of control and cause mayhem when too excited.
it was just a precaution though "I'd prefer to be hosed down, ha, ooh yeah... | |||
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"I'm back - how can I help "Put down the rest of your balls and do the OP proud by pondering skyping with him, or possibly suggesting a few celebs who look like they would be up for something like that with someone, not necessarily the OP. | |||
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