FabSwingers.com forum: Has anyone sustained injury while having sex?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Long time ago was having sex with my ex we were doing doggie-style with me on the edge of the bed she pushed back hard and knocked me off the bed I tried with natural reflex to break my fall with my hand but ended up twisting my left wrist was swollen for 2 weeks and couldn't move for few more weeks

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By *uminsiderMKMan
over a year ago

St Austell

Just some occasional carpet burns!

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By *entleman_PerveMan
over a year ago

peterborough

Stood up on a bed in a travel inn in luton and nearly concussed myself because the roof was sloping.

Fell off a bed at chams and twisted my ankle.

Gashed my foot on a radiator at chams.

Got out of the Jacuzzi at Jaydees, slipped on the floor and bruised my coccyx.

Nettle rash on my legs during sex outside.

Numerous scratches and cuts from various ladies in high heels.

So yes just a walking disaster area really.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Knew a girl at uni who dislocated her knee whilst being shagged

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Stood up on a bed in a travel inn in luton and nearly concussed myself because the roof was sloping.

Fell off a bed at chams and twisted my ankle.

Gashed my foot on a radiator at chams.

Got out of the Jacuzzi at Jaydees, slipped on the floor and bruised my coccyx.

Nettle rash on my legs during sex outside.

Numerous scratches and cuts from various ladies in high heels.

So yes just a walking disaster area really."

you're so clumsy mate

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By *entleman_PerveMan
over a year ago

peterborough

you're so clumsy mate"

No risk no reward

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

had my next door neighbour come round in a panic as while she was having sex with her bf, somehow managed to split his foreskin, blood everywhere....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My ex wife was lying in bed with me astride her, my cock into her mouth. Putting my hands on the wall to push in deeper, I managed to knock a picture off its hook, which promptly landed on her head, giving her a nasty cut

That isn't the reason she is my ex by the way!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Once had to stop as I got motion sickness with an ex!

Not one of my finest moments!

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

Hamstring tear...3 weeks off work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Broke my ankle falling off the bed while shagging an ex.

Then with my last ex I broke my nose when he kneed me in the face after a 69

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does a dose count?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We were going for it trying out our bedroom swing. The supporting chain snapped as we got more frenzied.

I somehow managed to sort of catch her altho we still ended up in a giggling heap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never been injured during sex, but I often have stiff calf muscles the next day, as I tend to thrust from my toes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No but wanking to much can result in some pain in the wrist lol.

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By *iggiandyMan
over a year ago

York

During a really enthusiastic BJ my partner bit me and got a mouthful of cum and blood.

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By *tarbeckCouple
over a year ago

york

carpet burns

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ripped my foreskin a few times.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Last Time I Was Doing Doggie Style

Sex With a Partner I got Cramp In One Of My Calfs I had To Stop And Tell Her It

Was Bloody Painful Not The First Time Its

Happened Either So No Pleasure Gained

There Cramp Kills Everything.

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

Mid shag I got terrible cramp in my leg, the poor guy didn't know what to do. Sadly that ended the fun, as everytime I got into position the cramp came back.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My ex was an surgery technician in the Royal Sussex when we lived in Brighton.

She told me she had to prep the tools for an op on a guys lacerated penis.

Her mate who was prepping for an op on a woman who had cranial injuries came rushing in to ask for the personal details of the patient my ex was about to help operate on.

Turns out the guy with the severely chopped up dick and the lady with her head caved in had the same surname and lived at the same address and were in fact husband and wife.

So they looked through the records of both to see what had caused such strange injuries.

In transpired that the guy had gone home for lunch and had seen his missus in the kitchen. He asked for a quick blow job before returning to work and his missus obliged him.

All went well until his wife, an epileptic, started to have a fit and proceeded to chomp vigorously up and down the poor guys cock. He tried to pull away but to no avail. The only option open to him was to pick the large, heavy, frying pan off the draining board and bound his wife on the side of the head until she released him and his cock from her lock jawed mouth.

Very painful but I did laugh a little but only after a found out that they would recover from their injuries.

Does this count as having injuries from having sex?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My self-esteem has been damaged many times!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Went into anaphylactic shock from a flavoured condom

Swollen tongue and lips, throat closed, I couldn't breath and the poor guy (one night stand) hadto call an aambulance. All the neighbours were out in the street being nosey, so coming up with an excuse when mum and dad came back was ....interesting lol

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By *r Man.Man
over a year ago

London

Does this counts.

Whilst on holiday in Jamaica i met a woman from Croydon. When she left the bed to go to the bathroom i noticed a couple of brown looking smarties on the sheets'.

I screamed out lick a bitch, WHAT'S THAT'

All embarrassed she said sometimes when she comes her bowls open up.

I told one of my cousins on the quite, couple days later i found out that the word was out that i fcuk a woman till she shit.

I became a living God. LOL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Carpet burns on my hands

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By *nlyfun3Woman
over a year ago

NEAR Berkhamsted,Herts

i was sucking a lovely man 1 day and pop his frenulum split..... not good . he said it was always tight and knew it was likely go 1 day and was glad it was me as im a nurse lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

groin strain after a good few enthusiastic hours of assorted positions leaving me with a limping waddle for a few days

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wanking over my girlfriends tits and I came only to have the most excruciating pain in my the base of my skull where the neck connects.

Went to the doctors with it and they couldn't give me any answer other than beta blockers.

Still comes back every now and then...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let's just put it this way...my ex didn't play the banjo for a while....my fault!!!

Also I had a very bad allergic reaction to some fruity lube on one occasion...ouchy....

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By *entkpl69Couple
over a year ago

WELLING

Mrs kent likes to bite a pair of bollox and has drawn blood a few times on mine ! Any offers lol ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got stung on the arse by a nettle after having some fun in a field, not pleasant but she found it funny.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing for me but a guy i met, halfway through suddenly stopped and got off the bed with severe cramp in his Thigh. Apparently it was a regular occurrence, needless to say he said he couldn't continue. Made me feel it was me, especially when he said i should go as his mummy was coming over

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have had that . Once you feel the calf tightening theres no stopping it . Just need to jump off and hobble round the bedroom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My hip pops out of place! It's uncomfortable and causes cramp in my leg, but I wouldn't really say its an injury xD

I do bang my head a lot though... Hmm..that explains a lot!

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By *neplusserMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

Snapped the banjo string before

but that was a good 7-8 years ago now. Since then I've been A OK...touch wood

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My hip pops out of place! It's uncomfortable and causes cramp in my leg, but I wouldn't really say its an injury xD

I do bang my head a lot though... Hmm..that explains a lot!"
Yeah . You need your ceiling highering

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My hip pops out of place! It's uncomfortable and causes cramp in my leg, but I wouldn't really say its an injury xD

I do bang my head a lot though... Hmm..that explains a lot! Yeah . You need your ceiling highering

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is highering even a word ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My hip pops out of place! It's uncomfortable and causes cramp in my leg, but I wouldn't really say its an injury xD

I do bang my head a lot though... Hmm..that explains a lot! Yeah . You need your ceiling highering

is highering even a word ?

I'm not sure if that's a word :P but its not the ceiling that's the problem xD its the headboard xD

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My hip pops out of place! It's uncomfortable and causes cramp in my leg, but I wouldn't really say its an injury xD

I do bang my head a lot though... Hmm..that explains a lot! Yeah . You need your ceiling highering

is highering even a word ?

I'm not sure if that's a word :P but its not the ceiling that's the problem xD its the headboard xD "
Go girl lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sore throat through screaming too much

lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My hip pops out of place! It's uncomfortable and causes cramp in my leg, but I wouldn't really say its an injury xD

I do bang my head a lot though... Hmm..that explains a lot! Yeah . You need your ceiling highering

is highering even a word ?

I'm not sure if that's a word :P but its not the ceiling that's the problem xD its the headboard xD Go girl lol

Like I always say, if it doesn't hurt a bit, its not hard enough!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My hip pops out of place! It's uncomfortable and causes cramp in my leg, but I wouldn't really say its an injury xD

I do bang my head a lot though... Hmm..that explains a lot! Yeah . You need your ceiling highering

is highering even a word ?

I'm not sure if that's a word :P but its not the ceiling that's the problem xD its the headboard xD Go girl lol

Like I always say, if it doesn't hurt a bit, its not hard enough!

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lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was in Blackpool for a lads weekend and was getting it on with a girl on the sea front. Now we where on the section where the sea break is like a pebble dash slope ( this was about 25 years ago) having sex and I slipped out and as I pushed back in my Johnston went underneath her bum cheeks and against said pebble dash. And put a couple of decent rips in the underside of my willy. Lots of blood and pain and the girl said "hope your ok, I have to get back to my friends now" and of she went. I had to hobble back to the hotel to lots of laughing and piss taking. Went to A an E and they had a giggle and patched me up and sent me on my way.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got the worst cramp one time, pushed my leg out kicking a lamp over...only to nearly trip over the wire and hit my head after lol

We had such a giggle over that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"........All went well until his wife, an epileptic, started to have a fit and proceeded to chomp vigorously up and down the poor guys cock."

As am I and having a seizure whilst giving oral never crossed my mind, oops. Let's hope the meds work. Lol

Cramp a few times and today I'm struggling to sit down comfortably after a rather vigorous buggering yesterday. Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Was in Blackpool for a lads weekend and was getting it on with a girl on the sea front. Now we where on the section where the sea break is like a pebble dash slope ( this was about 25 years ago) having sex and I slipped out and as I pushed back in my Johnston went underneath her bum cheeks and against said pebble dash. And put a couple of decent rips in the underside of my willy. Lots of blood and pain and the girl said "hope your ok, I have to get back to my friends now" and of she went. I had to hobble back to the hotel to lots of laughing and piss taking. Went to A an E and they had a giggle and patched me up and sent me on my way. "
Oh Dear Talk About a Cock Up

Yes You Certainly Paid The Price There

There Are Always Those That Will Laugh

At Others Thou Perhaps It Helped In Someways With Your Anquish Glad Everything was ok In The End.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Got the worst cramp one time, pushed my leg out kicking a lamp over...only to nearly trip over the wire and hit my head after lol

We had such a giggle over that

"
It Was Certainly A Night To

Remember For Yer Its The Sort Of Luck

I,d Have On a Bad Day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Broke my ankle during a threesome falling off astep x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have admit cock banjo ...yes my skin behind my cock ....tight pussy n dry ...me too eggar wait lol .....hurt too ...

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By *isexmistressWoman
over a year ago

Prestwich

I had bondage sex shooting for chimera bondage and where my foot was tied,my big toe took too much weight(being the heffer that i am) ..

That was 2 years ago and I still feel it now

#foot slaves #foot massage

#poor Bisex ;(

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only had one injury whilst having sex. I was single and her boyfriend caught us.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One time with me ex when i was 14 her parents came back home and we jolted up to put our clothes back on and she somehow dislocated her shoulder.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ha ha , I know I shouldn't laugh but reading this is better than watching the tv programe "sex took me to A&E". xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Come very close to tearing my banjo string before

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By *am123Man
over a year ago

essex chelmsford

got stuck in a video recorder, had to carry said item into a&e

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was d*unk once with my ex and bounced off and ended upside down stuck between the bed and the wall pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One fab meet resulted in abit of blood during sex!! Guy thought I was a virgin!! lol more like he was very big and I had to open up abit!!

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By *uestandpinkCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

Now that is watching porn in a different way lol

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