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Sex Toys why don't they make one that does anything for men?

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By *onnoisseur100 OP   Man
over a year ago

Woking-ish

This will bring the house down!, I had many occasions when using sex toys on the fairer sex and the poor girl has tried to reciprocate but never does anything for me!, cock ring vibrating cock rings, vibrators.....

is it me or maybe i'm just a prude without knowing it!!!! OMG

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

they do make one that is great for me...

they just happen to be called women...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just spent a night and glorious morning with my special friend, and a selection of toys...all with him in mind.

Prostate massager...thought he was going to snap his back the orgasm he got from this.

Vibrating anal beads...hmmmm...he had fun with those tool

Vibrating, inflating butt plug...oooh my favourite toy - comes wirh multi speed vibrator too.

Squirting, vibrating strap on...says what it does on the tin - and wow...we love this, had to gag him so not to disturb the other guests in the hotel at this point.

Vibrating nipple clamps...ok I like things that vibrate...but my friend limped off this morning very happy - I suppose it's all about what floats your boat!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"they do make one that is great for me...

they just happen to be called women... "

so..... your say women are sex toys to you

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead


"they do make one that is great for me...

they just happen to be called women... so..... your say women are sex toys to you "

no i am saying that i enjoy women......

ya trying to twist me words..... lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"they do make one that is great for me...

they just happen to be called women... so..... your say women are sex toys to you

no i am saying that i enjoy women......

ya trying to twist me words..... lol"

I know what you meant - lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"they do make one that is great for me...

they just happen to be called women... so..... your say women are sex toys to you

no i am saying that i enjoy women......

ya trying to twist me words..... lol"

not @ all Re: they just happen to be called women... your words not mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"they do make one that is great for me...

they just happen to be called women... "

MMMMM...some of us more sub types..kinda like that...

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By *ouple1234Couple
over a year ago

BELFAST UK


"they do make one that is great for me...

they just happen to be called women... "

i would agree but i seen the path your going down at a fast pace lol

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead


"they do make one that is great for me...

they just happen to be called women... so..... your say women are sex toys to you

no i am saying that i enjoy women......

ya trying to twist me words..... lolnot @ all Re: they just happen to be called women... your words not mine "

oh dear... i know what i meant.... i give up....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"they do make one that is great for me...

they just happen to be called women... so..... your say women are sex toys to you

Was a tongue in cheek comment

no i am saying that i enjoy women......

ya trying to twist me words..... lolnot @ all Re: they just happen to be called women... your words not mine "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"they do make one that is great for me...

they just happen to be called women... so..... your say women are sex toys to you

no i am saying that i enjoy women......

ya trying to twist me words..... lolnot @ all Re: they just happen to be called women... your words not mine

oh dear... i know what i meant.... i give up...."

We knew what you meant x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This will bring the house down!, I had many occasions when using sex toys on the fairer sex and the poor girl has tried to reciprocate but never does anything for me!, cock ring vibrating cock rings, vibrators.....

is it me or maybe i'm just a prude without knowing it!!!! OMG "

They do! Look up fleshlight on google.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"they do make one that is great for me...

they just happen to be called women... so..... your say women are sex toys to you

no i am saying that i enjoy women......

ya trying to twist me words..... lolnot @ all Re: they just happen to be called women... your words not mine

oh dear... i know what i meant.... i give up...."

No dont give it up...mmmmm...I fecking love it.....MMMMxxxxxxx

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead


"This will bring the house down!, I had many occasions when using sex toys on the fairer sex and the poor girl has tried to reciprocate but never does anything for me!, cock ring vibrating cock rings, vibrators.....

is it me or maybe i'm just a prude without knowing it!!!! OMG

They do! Look up fleshlight on google."

fleshlight.... not as good as women though!!!!

yes i am back... yes that was tongue in cheek!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This will bring the house down!, I had many occasions when using sex toys on the fairer sex and the poor girl has tried to reciprocate but never does anything for me!, cock ring vibrating cock rings, vibrators.....

is it me or maybe i'm just a prude without knowing it!!!! OMG

They do! Look up fleshlight on google.

fleshlight.... not as good as women though!!!!

yes i am back... yes that was tongue in cheek!!!! "

MMMMM...tongue in Cheek..reminds me of a recent convo...LMAO...

Anyway back on thread...dont they make those fake vagina thingy bobs..blow up dolls...and those expensive "lifelike" dolLs...for you fellas...????...all the pleasures but no nagging...!!!!!!

Yes its great being a chick...only a woman could crack that one off and not get lynched...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This will bring the house down!, I had many occasions when using sex toys on the fairer sex and the poor girl has tried to reciprocate but never does anything for me!, cock ring vibrating cock rings, vibrators.....

is it me or maybe i'm just a prude without knowing it!!!! OMG

They do! Look up fleshlight on google.

fleshlight.... not as good as women though!!!!

yes i am back... yes that was tongue in cheek!!!! "

your bk ? where did you go was it to find your bummy you threw out your push chair lol joke down boy down lol

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By *onnoisseur100 OP   Man
over a year ago

Woking-ish

I knew this would cause a minor riot, and Fabio you did it to yourself mate... that for the tips, the 'handheld vagina thing..... uuuggghhh! blow up dollies just a joke for me i'm afraid... just how would i explain a 'expensive lifelike manakin(girlakin) to my daughter..... so thats out, just left with things that go up me bum!

haven't tried those out yet... guess i need to be brave....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

3 words.... TENGA Flip Hole!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

r u in sane or summat?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i have a prostate massager that is incredible, the first two days i had it i had two hands free orgasms

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"they do make one that is great for me...

they just happen to be called women... so..... your say women are sex toys to you

no i am saying that i enjoy women......

ya trying to twist me words..... lolnot @ all Re: they just happen to be called women... your words not mine

oh dear... i know what i meant.... i give up...."

I know what you ment, some people just like to twist things around

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

like top on a cola bottle! psssssssssssssssssst u know who? lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"3 words.... TENGA Flip Hole! "

AKA Pussy in a can lol, they any good? Damn expensive £12.99 n one use only, that's exploitation. But seeing the design of it can see why its so expensive!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I knew this would cause a minor riot, and Fabio you did it to yourself mate... that for the tips, the 'handheld vagina thing..... uuuggghhh! blow up dollies just a joke for me i'm afraid... just how would i explain a 'expensive lifelike manakin(girlakin) to my daughter..... so thats out, just left with things that go up me bum!

haven't tried those out yet... guess i need to be brave....

"

Tip: PLENTY of lube!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got myself a fleshlight and that's pretty good ok not the same as a real pussy but hey it's always available.

The trick is to heat it up in hot water and then use some lube and away you go.

I can use it for ages edging for a long time watching some porn.

You can get some gut wrenching Orgasms if you take your time and use it right.

easy to clean afterwards as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"they do make one that is great for me...

they just happen to be called women... so..... your say women are sex toys to you

no i am saying that i enjoy women......

ya trying to twist me words..... lol"

Sextoy! Is it a walking talking one!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"3 words.... TENGA Flip Hole!

AKA Pussy in a can lol, they any good? Damn expensive £12.99 n one use only, that's exploitation. But seeing the design of it can see why its so expensive!!"

I think you were looking at the Eggs they do, the TENGA Flip Hole looks like a over-sized beer can, and is priced around £70. If you visit the lovehoney website and search for "tenga flip hole", they have a short video that shows it clearly.

It feels rather surreal, the insides is like jelly that hasn't set yet, and when used with warming-gel its definitely worth the money!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

im waaayyy more expensive than your average mans sex toy!! xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"3 words.... TENGA Flip Hole!

AKA Pussy in a can lol, they any good? Damn expensive £12.99 n one use only, that's exploitation. But seeing the design of it can see why its so expensive!!

I think you were looking at the Eggs they do, the TENGA Flip Hole looks like a over-sized beer can, and is priced around £70. If you visit the lovehoney website and search for "tenga flip hole", they have a short video that shows it clearly.

It feels rather surreal, the insides is like jelly that hasn't set yet, and when used with warming-gel its definitely worth the money! "

Sounds fab, now I wish I had a cock to try it out on lol

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By *onnoisseur100 OP   Man
over a year ago

Woking-ish


"im waaayyy more expensive than your average mans sex toy!! xx "

and far better, i'd guess. I do have expensive tastes thou!

I was only thinking of the toys for use with friends..... have extremely well fitting hand for other times...

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By *onnoisseur100 OP   Man
over a year ago

Woking-ish


"3 words.... TENGA Flip Hole!

AKA Pussy in a can lol, they any good? Damn expensive £12.99 n one use only, that's exploitation. But seeing the design of it can see why its so expensive!!

I think you were looking at the Eggs they do, the TENGA Flip Hole looks like a over-sized beer can, and is priced around £70. If you visit the lovehoney website and search for "tenga flip hole", they have a short video that shows it clearly.

It feels rather surreal, the insides is like jelly that hasn't set yet, and when used with warming-gel its definitely worth the money!

Sounds fab, now I wish I had a cock to try it out on lol "

Dare I offer you mine!! only because I started the theme you understand....

lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"3 words.... TENGA Flip Hole!

AKA Pussy in a can lol, they any good? Damn expensive £12.99 n one use only, that's exploitation. But seeing the design of it can see why its so expensive!!

I think you were looking at the Eggs they do, the TENGA Flip Hole looks like a over-sized beer can, and is priced around £70. If you visit the lovehoney website and search for "tenga flip hole", they have a short video that shows it clearly.

It feels rather surreal, the insides is like jelly that hasn't set yet, and when used with warming-gel its definitely worth the money!

Sounds fab, now I wish I had a cock to try it out on lol

Dare I offer you mine!! only because I started the theme you understand....

lol "

Why thanks but I mean I wish I had a cock of my own to try it on, lol. Guess I could always try it out on one of my fingers if it's that good im bound to get an orgasm lol

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