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"So the other day I was due to go to a meet when the cat fell off the roof and I spent 3 hours at the emergency vets. Honest. What's the worst genuine (i.e. true, but the kind of reason that sounds like a lie) reason you haven't been able to make a meet? The cat's now fine by the way. " Was walking past a house and a cat fell on me ended up in A&Email for three hrs having stitches. I am fine now btw | |||
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"So the other day I was due to go to a meet when the cat fell off the roof and I spent 3 hours at the emergency vets. Honest. What's the worst genuine (i.e. true, but the kind of reason that sounds like a lie) reason you haven't been able to make a meet? The cat's now fine by the way. Was walking past a house and a cat fell on me ended up in A&Email for three hrs having stitches. I am fine now btw " I was driving down the street and saw a cat land on someone's head. I was so hocked I crashed the car. I'm ok Btw. | |||
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"So the other day I was due to go to a meet when the cat fell off the roof and I spent 3 hours at the emergency vets. Honest. What's the worst genuine (i.e. true, but the kind of reason that sounds like a lie) reason you haven't been able to make a meet? The cat's now fine by the way. Was walking past a house and a cat fell on me ended up in A&Email for three hrs having stitches. I am fine now btw I was driving down the street and saw a cat land on someone's head. I was so hocked I crashed the car. I'm ok Btw. " I got hit by a car. I'm still in hospital. | |||
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"So the other day I was due to go to a meet when the cat fell off the roof and I spent 3 hours at the emergency vets. Honest. What's the worst genuine (i.e. true, but the kind of reason that sounds like a lie) reason you haven't been able to make a meet? The cat's now fine by the way. Was walking past a house and a cat fell on me ended up in A&Email for three hrs having stitches. I am fine now btw I was driving down the street and saw a cat land on someone's head. I was so hocked I crashed the car. I'm ok Btw. I got hit by a car. I'm still in hospital. " Was just about to finish my shift at the vets when some guy brought a cat in complaining about it falling off a roof | |||
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"So the other day I was due to go to a meet when the cat fell off the roof and I spent 3 hours at the emergency vets. Honest. What's the worst genuine (i.e. true, but the kind of reason that sounds like a lie) reason you haven't been able to make a meet? The cat's now fine by the way. Was walking past a house and a cat fell on me ended up in A&Email for three hrs having stitches. I am fine now btw I was driving down the street and saw a cat land on someone's head. I was so hocked I crashed the car. I'm ok Btw. I got hit by a car. I'm still in hospital. Was just about to finish my shift at the vets when some guy brought a cat in complaining about it falling off a roof" The roofing firm I work for called me and said they needed some extendable ladders brought over because a cat had damaged a roof falling off it | |||
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"I just been called by a woman I was supposed to be meeting for a gang-bang, she said all the other guys have pulled out... One cos his cat fell off a roof, one cos he got stitches in a cat attack, one cos he crashed his car, one cos a car crashed into him, one cos work wanted him on an emergency roofing job, and another cos of an cat emergency at the vets where he works... All sounds a bit iffy to me! " | |||
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"He had a better offer. " I've had that. I always wonder how they would know if they've never met you or the person they dumped you for. | |||
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"He had a better offer. " Ive had this once too. Ironically he was moaning on his status the next day about hoe he blocke her as she looked good but was shit in bed, just as I displayed a glowing verification from the guy i met instead, can you guess who was soon coming back to say hello to me | |||
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"So the other day I was due to go to a meet when the cat fell off the roof and I spent 3 hours at the emergency vets. Honest. What's the worst genuine (i.e. true, but the kind of reason that sounds like a lie) reason you haven't been able to make a meet? The cat's now fine by the way. Was walking past a house and a cat fell on me ended up in A&Email for three hrs having stitches. I am fine now btw I was driving down the street and saw a cat land on someone's head. I was so hocked I crashed the car. I'm ok Btw. I got hit by a car. I'm still in hospital. Was just about to finish my shift at the vets when some guy brought a cat in complaining about it falling off a roof The roofing firm I work for called me and said they needed some extendable ladders brought over because a cat had damaged a roof falling off it" I fell off the roof | |||
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"I just been called by a woman I was supposed to be meeting for a gang-bang, she said all the other guys have pulled out... One cos his cat fell off a roof, one cos he got stitches in a cat attack, one cos he crashed his car, one cos a car crashed into him, one cos work wanted him on an emergency roofing job, and another cos of an cat emergency at the vets where he works... All sounds a bit iffy to me! " haha quality | |||
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"So the other day I was due to go to a meet when the cat fell off the roof and I spent 3 hours at the emergency vets. Honest. What's the worst genuine (i.e. true, but the kind of reason that sounds like a lie) reason you haven't been able to make a meet? The cat's now fine by the way. Was walking past a house and a cat fell on me ended up in A&Email for three hrs having stitches. I am fine now btw I was driving down the street and saw a cat land on someone's head. I was so hocked I crashed the car. I'm ok Btw. I got hit by a car. I'm still in hospital. Was just about to finish my shift at the vets when some guy brought a cat in complaining about it falling off a roof" I was meeting a vet he called to say a cat fell through a roof so had to stay late | |||
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"So the other day I was due to go to a meet when the cat fell off the roof and I spent 3 hours at the emergency vets. Honest. What's the worst genuine (i.e. true, but the kind of reason that sounds like a lie) reason you haven't been able to make a meet? The cat's now fine by the way. Was walking past a house and a cat fell on me ended up in A&Email for three hrs having stitches. I am fine now btw I was driving down the street and saw a cat land on someone's head. I was so hocked I crashed the car. I'm ok Btw. I got hit by a car. I'm still in hospital. Was just about to finish my shift at the vets when some guy brought a cat in complaining about it falling off a roof The roofing firm I work for called me and said they needed some extendable ladders brought over because a cat had damaged a roof falling off it I fell off the roof " Just flying home after a week in spain, saw a roofer fall off a roof that he was repairing because a cat fell on someone's head and caused a crash and bumped my head on the airplane window. Mild concussion but all ok thanks. | |||
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"So the other day I was due to go to a meet when the cat fell off the roof and I spent 3 hours at the emergency vets. Honest. What's the worst genuine (i.e. true, but the kind of reason that sounds like a lie) reason you haven't been able to make a meet? Was justs finishing my shift at A&E when someone came in for emergency stitches after a cat attack closely followed by someone in a car accident caused by witnessing a cat fall off a roof onto the aforesaid person who was attacked by the said cat , closely followed by a person who'd been run down by the car driven by the very same person who had witnessed the cat falling off the roof and attacking the person that needed stitches ....honest The cat's now fine by the way. Was walking past a house and a cat fell on me ended up in A&Email for three hrs having stitches. I am fine now btw " | |||
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"So the other day I was due to go to a meet when the cat fell off the roof and I spent 3 hours at the emergency vets. Honest. What's the worst genuine (i.e. true, but the kind of reason that sounds like a lie) reason you haven't been able to make a meet? The cat's now fine by the way. Was walking past a house and a cat fell on me ended up in A&Email for three hrs having stitches. I am fine now btw I was driving down the street and saw a cat land on someone's head. I was so hocked I crashed the car. I'm ok Btw. I got hit by a car. I'm still in hospital. Was just about to finish my shift at the vets when some guy brought a cat in complaining about it falling off a roof The roofing firm I work for called me and said they needed some extendable ladders brought over because a cat had damaged a roof falling off it I fell off the roof Just flying home after a week in spain, saw a roofer fall off a roof that he was repairing because a cat fell on someone's head and caused a crash and bumped my head on the airplane window. Mild concussion but all ok thanks. " Had to cancel as some nosey person was looking out of Plane window and bumped their head, we all had to sit on the plane while the emergency services were called to take them to hospital, after they were taken to hospital i was caught in the rush to leave the Airport and boarded wrong bus and ended up in scotland with no money so Im now thumbing a lift home, wonder if my meet will be patient enough to wait for me | |||
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"He had a better offer. I've had that. I always wonder how they would know if they've never met you or the person they dumped you for. " Someone once refused to meet me for coffee because he had been offered "action" and had to agree because it was "rarely offered" to him. | |||
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"So the other day I was due to go to a meet when the cat fell off the roof and I spent 3 hours at the emergency vets. Honest. What's the worst genuine (i.e. true, but the kind of reason that sounds like a lie) reason you haven't been able to make a meet? The cat's now fine by the way. Was walking past a house and a cat fell on me ended up in A&Email for three hrs having stitches. I am fine now btw I was driving down the street and saw a cat land on someone's head. I was so hocked I crashed the car. I'm ok Btw. I got hit by a car. I'm still in hospital. Was just about to finish my shift at the vets when some guy brought a cat in complaining about it falling off a roof The roofing firm I work for called me and said they needed some extendable ladders brought over because a cat had damaged a roof falling off it I fell off the roof Just flying home after a week in spain, saw a roofer fall off a roof that he was repairing because a cat fell on someone's head and caused a crash and bumped my head on the airplane window. Mild concussion but all ok thanks. " Was looking forward to a hot date as finishing a long day recovering broken down vehicles , when the boss called insisting I collect a couple of smashed motors that were blocking a street . To add to the chaos as I looked up I saw a plane flying so low I could see some fellas face squished against a window , thinking it was going to crash I braked hard only to have some bloke driving with ladders smash into the back of my truck and the ladder crash through the cab .I then rung the hot date .... | |||
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"So the other day I was due to go to a meet when the cat fell off the roof and I spent 3 hours at the emergency vets. Honest. What's the worst genuine (i.e. true, but the kind of reason that sounds like a lie) reason you haven't been able to make a meet? The cat's now fine by the way. Was walking past a house and a cat fell on me ended up in A&Email for three hrs having stitches. I am fine now btw I was driving down the street and saw a cat land on someone's head. I was so hocked I crashed the car. I'm ok Btw. I got hit by a car. I'm still in hospital. Was just about to finish my shift at the vets when some guy brought a cat in complaining about it falling off a roof The roofing firm I work for called me and said they needed some extendable ladders brought over because a cat had damaged a roof falling off it I fell off the roof Just flying home after a week in spain, saw a roofer fall off a roof that he was repairing because a cat fell on someone's head and caused a crash and bumped my head on the airplane window. Mild concussion but all ok thanks. Was looking forward to a hot date as finishing a long day recovering broken down vehicles , when the boss called insisting I collect a couple of smashed motors that were blocking a street . To add to the chaos as I looked up I saw a plane flying so low I could see some fellas face squished against a window , thinking it was going to crash I braked hard only to have some bloke driving with ladders smash into the back of my truck and the ladder crash through the cab .I then rung the hot date .... " Oh that's okay as I broke a nail rummaging through my handbag to find my phone when I heard it ring so I couldn't POSSIBLY meet now | |||
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"I'm a nurse in A&E, so used to occasional shifts extended a bit, but I had so many inpatients with head injuries and trauma who all seemed as horny as hell, that we ended up with a hospital gangbang in admissions. I think they were just trying it on, to get some nurse bukkake etc, as the story of some flipping cat, falls and car crashes and plane bumps is beyond the pale. " | |||
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"So the other day I was due to go to a meet when the cat fell off the roof and I spent 3 hours at the emergency vets. Honest. What's the worst genuine (i.e. true, but the kind of reason that sounds like a lie) reason you haven't been able to make a meet? The cat's now fine by the way. Was walking past a house and a cat fell on me ended up in A&Email for three hrs having stitches. I am fine now btw I was driving down the street and saw a cat land on someone's head. I was so hocked I crashed the car. I'm ok Btw. I got hit by a car. I'm still in hospital. Was just about to finish my shift at the vets when some guy brought a cat in complaining about it falling off a roof The roofing firm I work for called me and said they needed some extendable ladders brought over because a cat had damaged a roof falling off it I fell off the roof Just flying home after a week in spain, saw a roofer fall off a roof that he was repairing because a cat fell on someone's head and caused a crash and bumped my head on the airplane window. Mild concussion but all ok thanks. Was looking forward to a hot date as finishing a long day recovering broken down vehicles , when the boss called insisting I collect a couple of smashed motors that were blocking a street . To add to the chaos as I looked up I saw a plane flying so low I could see some fellas face squished against a window , thinking it was going to crash I braked hard only to have some bloke driving with ladders smash into the back of my truck and the ladder crash through the cab .I then rung the hot date .... " so I think I can do a U turn as a lady who likes gangbangs is unexpectedly free. Damn there is now a crash behind me so I'm going nowhere. | |||
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"So the other day I was due to go to a meet when the cat fell off the roof and I spent 3 hours at the emergency vets. Honest. What's the worst genuine (i.e. true, but the kind of reason that sounds like a lie) reason you haven't been able to make a meet? The cat's now fine by the way. Was walking past a house and a cat fell on me ended up in A&Email for three hrs having stitches. I am fine now btw I was driving down the street and saw a cat land on someone's head. I was so hocked I crashed the car. I'm ok Btw. I got hit by a car. I'm still in hospital. Was just about to finish my shift at the vets when some guy brought a cat in complaining about it falling off a roof The roofing firm I work for called me and said they needed some extendable ladders brought over because a cat had damaged a roof falling off it I fell off the roof Just flying home after a week in spain, saw a roofer fall off a roof that he was repairing because a cat fell on someone's head and caused a crash and bumped my head on the airplane window. Mild concussion but all ok thanks. Was looking forward to a hot date as finishing a long day recovering broken down vehicles , when the boss called insisting I collect a couple of smashed motors that were blocking a street . To add to the chaos as I looked up I saw a plane flying so low I could see some fellas face squished against a window , thinking it was going to crash I braked hard only to have some bloke driving with ladders smash into the back of my truck and the ladder crash through the cab .I then rung the hot date .... so I think I can do a U turn as a lady who likes gangbangs is unexpectedly free. Damn there is now a crash behind me so I'm going nowhere. " I pushed the cat | |||
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"So the other day I was due to go to a meet when the cat fell off the roof and I spent 3 hours at the emergency vets. Honest. What's the worst genuine (i.e. true, but the kind of reason that sounds like a lie) reason you haven't been able to make a meet? The cat's now fine by the way. Was walking past a house and a cat fell on me ended up in A&Email for three hrs having stitches. I am fine now btw I was driving down the street and saw a cat land on someone's head. I was so hocked I crashed the car. I'm ok Btw. I got hit by a car. I'm still in hospital. Was just about to finish my shift at the vets when some guy brought a cat in complaining about it falling off a roof The roofing firm I work for called me and said they needed some extendable ladders brought over because a cat had damaged a roof falling off it I fell off the roof Just flying home after a week in spain, saw a roofer fall off a roof that he was repairing because a cat fell on someone's head and caused a crash and bumped my head on the airplane window. Mild concussion but all ok thanks. Was looking forward to a hot date as finishing a long day recovering broken down vehicles , when the boss called insisting I collect a couple of smashed motors that were blocking a street . To add to the chaos as I looked up I saw a plane flying so low I could see some fellas face squished against a window , thinking it was going to crash I braked hard only to have some bloke driving with ladders smash into the back of my truck and the ladder crash through the cab .I then rung the hot date .... so I think I can do a U turn as a lady who likes gangbangs is unexpectedly free. Damn there is now a crash behind me so I'm going nowhere. I pushed the cat" I dared someone to push the cat didn't think anyone would tho x | |||
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"No naming and shaming. But someone did once turn up late to meet me because they had lost a shoe. That still tickles me. " Lol was her name Cinderella?? | |||
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"No naming and shaming. But someone did once turn up late to meet me because they had lost a shoe. That still tickles me. Lol was her name Cinderella?? " I did actually call him that at the time. I'm not sure if he ever found it! | |||
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"No naming and shaming. But someone did once turn up late to meet me because they had lost a shoe. That still tickles me. Lol was her name Cinderella?? I did actually call him that at the time. I'm not sure if he ever found it!" Oi! I did actually find it. Them actually, I could only find one from each pair. | |||
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"I just been called by a woman I was supposed to be meeting for a gang-bang, she said all the other guys have pulled out... One cos his cat fell off a roof, one cos he got stitches in a cat attack, one cos he crashed his car, one cos a car crashed into him, one cos work wanted him on an emergency roofing job, and another cos of an cat emergency at the vets where he works... All sounds a bit iffy to me! " | |||
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"I was just about to finish my shift as a beat officer when the super rang and asked me to investigate who had asked the person to dare the person who pushed the cat who cartwheeled through the air and crashed through the roof who then landed on a passerby inflicting major cat wounds which led to a rubbernecker crashing his car into the van carrying the ladders to mend the roof on top of all that had to organise transport for some hitchiker stuck on the m74 in scotland,transport for some nurse in a&e that had been sexually ravaged by some members of fabswingers.com , ah well its all overtime for your local beat p.c good nite all " well I was told cats always land on their feet I wanted proof x sorry for all the chaos x | |||
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"Was supposed to meet a couple for fun weds dropped everything and travelled 40 miles txt them where i was supposed to meet. 10 mins later they told me an unexpected visitor so i thought fair enough it happens. Half hour later get a txt saying thanks for that ive just verified you. Got Txt 5 secs later saying sorry not 4 u." Awwwwww | |||
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"Was supposed to meet a couple for fun weds dropped everything and travelled 40 miles txt them where i was supposed to meet. 10 mins later they told me an unexpected visitor so i thought fair enough it happens. Half hour later get a txt saying thanks for that ive just verified you. Got Txt 5 secs later saying sorry not 4 u." Their loss by the looks of it x | |||
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