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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So the other day I was due to go to a meet when the cat fell off the roof and I spent 3 hours at the emergency vets.

Honest.

What's the worst genuine (i.e. true, but the kind of reason that sounds like a lie) reason you haven't been able to make a meet?

The cat's now fine by the way.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So the other day I was due to go to a meet when the cat fell off the roof and I spent 3 hours at the emergency vets.

Honest.

What's the worst genuine (i.e. true, but the kind of reason that sounds like a lie) reason you haven't been able to make a meet?

The cat's now fine by the way. "

Was walking past a house and a cat fell on me ended up in A&Email for three hrs having stitches. I am fine now btw

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So the other day I was due to go to a meet when the cat fell off the roof and I spent 3 hours at the emergency vets.

Honest.

What's the worst genuine (i.e. true, but the kind of reason that sounds like a lie) reason you haven't been able to make a meet?

The cat's now fine by the way.

Was walking past a house and a cat fell on me ended up in A&Email for three hrs having stitches. I am fine now btw "

I was driving down the street and saw a cat land on someone's head.

I was so hocked I crashed the car.

I'm ok Btw.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

was walking out the door to a social meet once when my sons school called because he was sick.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So the other day I was due to go to a meet when the cat fell off the roof and I spent 3 hours at the emergency vets.

Honest.

What's the worst genuine (i.e. true, but the kind of reason that sounds like a lie) reason you haven't been able to make a meet?

The cat's now fine by the way.

Was walking past a house and a cat fell on me ended up in A&Email for three hrs having stitches. I am fine now btw

I was driving down the street and saw a cat land on someone's head.

I was so hocked I crashed the car.

I'm ok Btw. "

I got hit by a car. I'm still in hospital.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He had a better offer.

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By *an_WoodMan
over a year ago

Stafford

Got held up in grid lock after a car crash

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So the other day I was due to go to a meet when the cat fell off the roof and I spent 3 hours at the emergency vets.

Honest.

What's the worst genuine (i.e. true, but the kind of reason that sounds like a lie) reason you haven't been able to make a meet?

The cat's now fine by the way.

Was walking past a house and a cat fell on me ended up in A&Email for three hrs having stitches. I am fine now btw

I was driving down the street and saw a cat land on someone's head.

I was so hocked I crashed the car.

I'm ok Btw.

I got hit by a car. I'm still in hospital. "

Was just about to finish my shift at the vets when some guy brought a cat in complaining about it falling off a roof

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I get pains in my belly (without going into medical details) once every 2 or 3 years. Got them on the day i was going to meet someone. I think he was very upset and probably thought i was lying.

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

No naming and shaming. But someone did once turn up late to meet me because they had lost a shoe. That still tickles me.

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By *ldestswingerintownMan
over a year ago

Lancaster

The best - and totally genuine - reason I had to give - my cat had just started giving birth to kittens! Another time, I'd just met the person and then my flatmate phoned me, saying that she was locked out of the flat and could I come home and let her in (it was a cold wet winter night). And I met a lovely young woman in Liverpool once who was desperate to go to Cupids with me - and she'd just started her period that evening! Still, we had a nice chat, but sadly we've never been able to meet up again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So the other day I was due to go to a meet when the cat fell off the roof and I spent 3 hours at the emergency vets.

Honest.

What's the worst genuine (i.e. true, but the kind of reason that sounds like a lie) reason you haven't been able to make a meet?

The cat's now fine by the way.

Was walking past a house and a cat fell on me ended up in A&Email for three hrs having stitches. I am fine now btw

I was driving down the street and saw a cat land on someone's head.

I was so hocked I crashed the car.

I'm ok Btw.

I got hit by a car. I'm still in hospital.

Was just about to finish my shift at the vets when some guy brought a cat in complaining about it falling off a roof"

The roofing firm I work for called me and said they needed some extendable ladders brought over because a cat had damaged a roof falling off it

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

I just been called by a woman I was supposed to be meeting for a gang-bang, she said all the other guys have pulled out...

One cos his cat fell off a roof, one cos he got stitches in a cat attack, one cos he crashed his car, one cos a car crashed into him, one cos work wanted him on an emergency roofing job, and another cos of an cat emergency at the vets where he works...

All sounds a bit iffy to me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I just been called by a woman I was supposed to be meeting for a gang-bang, she said all the other guys have pulled out...

One cos his cat fell off a roof, one cos he got stitches in a cat attack, one cos he crashed his car, one cos a car crashed into him, one cos work wanted him on an emergency roofing job, and another cos of an cat emergency at the vets where he works...

All sounds a bit iffy to me! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This has to be one of the funniest and cleverest threads I've read yet. Very very good. I'm easily pleased by the way lmao.

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge


"He had a better offer. "

I've had that. I always wonder how they would know if they've never met you or the person they dumped you for.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

well this thread as certainly cheered me up no end today. whatevers eeryone been on for replies like these can.i have some please pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In response to the OP my sister went into premature labour at 27 weeks n i was her birthing partner

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By *horltzMan
over a year ago

heysham

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"He had a better offer. "

Ive had this once too. Ironically he was moaning on his status the next day about hoe he blocke her as she looked good but was shit in bed, just as I displayed a glowing verification from the guy i met instead, can you guess who was soon coming back to say hello to me

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By *horltzMan
over a year ago

heysham

Ended up working late at my desk , due to a massive increase in whiplash claims

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By *osweet69Couple
over a year ago

portsmouth

That cat has a lot to answer for.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So the other day I was due to go to a meet when the cat fell off the roof and I spent 3 hours at the emergency vets.

Honest.

What's the worst genuine (i.e. true, but the kind of reason that sounds like a lie) reason you haven't been able to make a meet?

The cat's now fine by the way.

Was walking past a house and a cat fell on me ended up in A&Email for three hrs having stitches. I am fine now btw

I was driving down the street and saw a cat land on someone's head.

I was so hocked I crashed the car.

I'm ok Btw.

I got hit by a car. I'm still in hospital.

Was just about to finish my shift at the vets when some guy brought a cat in complaining about it falling off a roof

The roofing firm I work for called me and said they needed some extendable ladders brought over because a cat had damaged a roof falling off it"

I fell off the roof

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I just been called by a woman I was supposed to be meeting for a gang-bang, she said all the other guys have pulled out...

One cos his cat fell off a roof, one cos he got stitches in a cat attack, one cos he crashed his car, one cos a car crashed into him, one cos work wanted him on an emergency roofing job, and another cos of an cat emergency at the vets where he works...

All sounds a bit iffy to me! "

haha quality

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By *elsh n wildCouple
over a year ago

Cardiff area


"So the other day I was due to go to a meet when the cat fell off the roof and I spent 3 hours at the emergency vets.

Honest.

What's the worst genuine (i.e. true, but the kind of reason that sounds like a lie) reason you haven't been able to make a meet?

The cat's now fine by the way.

Was walking past a house and a cat fell on me ended up in A&Email for three hrs having stitches. I am fine now btw

I was driving down the street and saw a cat land on someone's head.

I was so hocked I crashed the car.

I'm ok Btw.

I got hit by a car. I'm still in hospital.

Was just about to finish my shift at the vets when some guy brought a cat in complaining about it falling off a roof"

I was meeting a vet he called to say a cat fell through a roof so had to stay late

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So the other day I was due to go to a meet when the cat fell off the roof and I spent 3 hours at the emergency vets.

Honest.

What's the worst genuine (i.e. true, but the kind of reason that sounds like a lie) reason you haven't been able to make a meet?

The cat's now fine by the way.

Was walking past a house and a cat fell on me ended up in A&Email for three hrs having stitches. I am fine now btw

I was driving down the street and saw a cat land on someone's head.

I was so hocked I crashed the car.

I'm ok Btw.

I got hit by a car. I'm still in hospital.

Was just about to finish my shift at the vets when some guy brought a cat in complaining about it falling off a roof

The roofing firm I work for called me and said they needed some extendable ladders brought over because a cat had damaged a roof falling off it

I fell off the roof "

Just flying home after a week in spain, saw a roofer fall off a roof that he was repairing because a cat fell on someone's head and caused a crash and bumped my head on the airplane window. Mild concussion but all ok thanks.

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

Once met a woman in Irlam. urrrgh.

I turned up bottle of wine in hand to a house full of kids and her sat on the sofa.

We chatted away, with her making excuses that they will be gone soon.

10 minutes later - a kid obviously bollocking out of his arse walks in, saying 'someone has just broke their arm come quick'. That was her excuse for me to leave.

Took the wine home.

Total waste of a day.

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By *ivilizedkinkCouple
over a year ago

harrow


"So the other day I was due to go to a meet when the cat fell off the roof and I spent 3 hours at the emergency vets.

Honest.

What's the worst genuine (i.e. true, but the kind of reason that sounds like a lie) reason you haven't been able to make a meet?

Was justs finishing my shift at A&E when someone came in for emergency stitches after a cat attack closely followed by someone in a car accident caused by witnessing a cat fall off a roof onto the aforesaid person who was attacked by the said cat , closely followed by a person who'd been run down by the car driven by the very same person who had witnessed the cat falling off the roof and attacking the person that needed stitches ....honest

The cat's now fine by the way.

Was walking past a house and a cat fell on me ended up in A&Email for three hrs having stitches. I am fine now btw "

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By *riskynriskyCouple
over a year ago

Essex.

I fell of a roof chasing a bloody cat that had eaten my budgie. There were loads of people about but nobody saw me, they were too busy fussing over the cat, a bloke flat out on the pavement and a crashed car...

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By *assycouple69Couple
over a year ago

stone

Fantastic funny thread cheered me up so much.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So the other day I was due to go to a meet when the cat fell off the roof and I spent 3 hours at the emergency vets.

Honest.

What's the worst genuine (i.e. true, but the kind of reason that sounds like a lie) reason you haven't been able to make a meet?

The cat's now fine by the way.

Was walking past a house and a cat fell on me ended up in A&Email for three hrs having stitches. I am fine now btw

I was driving down the street and saw a cat land on someone's head.

I was so hocked I crashed the car.

I'm ok Btw.

I got hit by a car. I'm still in hospital.

Was just about to finish my shift at the vets when some guy brought a cat in complaining about it falling off a roof

The roofing firm I work for called me and said they needed some extendable ladders brought over because a cat had damaged a roof falling off it

I fell off the roof

Just flying home after a week in spain, saw a roofer fall off a roof that he was repairing because a cat fell on someone's head and caused a crash and bumped my head on the airplane window. Mild concussion but all ok thanks. "

Had to cancel as some nosey person was looking out of Plane window and bumped their head, we all had to sit on the plane while the emergency services were called to take them to hospital, after they were taken to hospital i was caught in the rush to leave the Airport and boarded wrong bus and ended up in scotland with no money so Im now thumbing a lift home, wonder if my meet will be patient enough to wait for me

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

I'm a nurse in A&E, so used to occasional shifts extended a bit, but I had so many inpatients with head injuries and trauma who all seemed as horny as hell, that we ended up with a hospital gangbang in admissions. I think they were just trying it on, to get some nurse bukkake etc, as the story of some flipping cat, falls and car crashes and plane bumps is beyond the pale.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"He had a better offer.

I've had that. I always wonder how they would know if they've never met you or the person they dumped you for. "

Someone once refused to meet me for coffee because he had been offered "action" and had to agree because it was "rarely offered" to him.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What a great thread,,, so funny,, thanks guys xxxxx

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By *hris n AnnaCouple
over a year ago

edinburghish

Absolutely the best thread in ages , would make a great carry on / disaster film.

Now who would play who tho ?x A

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By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch


"So the other day I was due to go to a meet when the cat fell off the roof and I spent 3 hours at the emergency vets.

Honest.

What's the worst genuine (i.e. true, but the kind of reason that sounds like a lie) reason you haven't been able to make a meet?

The cat's now fine by the way.

Was walking past a house and a cat fell on me ended up in A&Email for three hrs having stitches. I am fine now btw

I was driving down the street and saw a cat land on someone's head.

I was so hocked I crashed the car.

I'm ok Btw.

I got hit by a car. I'm still in hospital.

Was just about to finish my shift at the vets when some guy brought a cat in complaining about it falling off a roof

The roofing firm I work for called me and said they needed some extendable ladders brought over because a cat had damaged a roof falling off it

I fell off the roof

Just flying home after a week in spain, saw a roofer fall off a roof that he was repairing because a cat fell on someone's head and caused a crash and bumped my head on the airplane window. Mild concussion but all ok thanks. "

Was looking forward to a hot date as finishing a long day recovering broken down vehicles , when the boss called insisting I collect a couple of smashed motors that were blocking a street . To add to the chaos as I looked up I saw a plane flying so low I could see some fellas face squished against a window , thinking it was going to crash I braked hard only to have some bloke driving with ladders smash into the back of my truck and the ladder crash through the cab .I then rung the hot date ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Absolutely the best thread in ages , would make a great carry on / disaster film.

Now who would play who tho ?x A

"

Barbara Windsor can play me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So the other day I was due to go to a meet when the cat fell off the roof and I spent 3 hours at the emergency vets.

Honest.

What's the worst genuine (i.e. true, but the kind of reason that sounds like a lie) reason you haven't been able to make a meet?

The cat's now fine by the way.

Was walking past a house and a cat fell on me ended up in A&Email for three hrs having stitches. I am fine now btw

I was driving down the street and saw a cat land on someone's head.

I was so hocked I crashed the car.

I'm ok Btw.

I got hit by a car. I'm still in hospital.

Was just about to finish my shift at the vets when some guy brought a cat in complaining about it falling off a roof

The roofing firm I work for called me and said they needed some extendable ladders brought over because a cat had damaged a roof falling off it

I fell off the roof

Just flying home after a week in spain, saw a roofer fall off a roof that he was repairing because a cat fell on someone's head and caused a crash and bumped my head on the airplane window. Mild concussion but all ok thanks.

Was looking forward to a hot date as finishing a long day recovering broken down vehicles , when the boss called insisting I collect a couple of smashed motors that were blocking a street . To add to the chaos as I looked up I saw a plane flying so low I could see some fellas face squished against a window , thinking it was going to crash I braked hard only to have some bloke driving with ladders smash into the back of my truck and the ladder crash through the cab .I then rung the hot date .... "

Oh that's okay as I broke a nail rummaging through my handbag to find my phone when I heard it ring so I couldn't POSSIBLY meet now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm a nurse in A&E, so used to occasional shifts extended a bit, but I had so many inpatients with head injuries and trauma who all seemed as horny as hell, that we ended up with a hospital gangbang in admissions. I think they were just trying it on, to get some nurse bukkake etc, as the story of some flipping cat, falls and car crashes and plane bumps is beyond the pale. "

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By *an_WoodMan
over a year ago

Stafford


"So the other day I was due to go to a meet when the cat fell off the roof and I spent 3 hours at the emergency vets.

Honest.

What's the worst genuine (i.e. true, but the kind of reason that sounds like a lie) reason you haven't been able to make a meet?

The cat's now fine by the way.

Was walking past a house and a cat fell on me ended up in A&Email for three hrs having stitches. I am fine now btw

I was driving down the street and saw a cat land on someone's head.

I was so hocked I crashed the car.

I'm ok Btw.

I got hit by a car. I'm still in hospital.

Was just about to finish my shift at the vets when some guy brought a cat in complaining about it falling off a roof

The roofing firm I work for called me and said they needed some extendable ladders brought over because a cat had damaged a roof falling off it

I fell off the roof

Just flying home after a week in spain, saw a roofer fall off a roof that he was repairing because a cat fell on someone's head and caused a crash and bumped my head on the airplane window. Mild concussion but all ok thanks.

Was looking forward to a hot date as finishing a long day recovering broken down vehicles , when the boss called insisting I collect a couple of smashed motors that were blocking a street . To add to the chaos as I looked up I saw a plane flying so low I could see some fellas face squished against a window , thinking it was going to crash I braked hard only to have some bloke driving with ladders smash into the back of my truck and the ladder crash through the cab .I then rung the hot date .... "

so I think I can do a U turn as a lady who likes gangbangs is unexpectedly free. Damn there is now a crash behind me so I'm going nowhere.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So the other day I was due to go to a meet when the cat fell off the roof and I spent 3 hours at the emergency vets.

Honest.

What's the worst genuine (i.e. true, but the kind of reason that sounds like a lie) reason you haven't been able to make a meet?

The cat's now fine by the way.

Was walking past a house and a cat fell on me ended up in A&Email for three hrs having stitches. I am fine now btw

I was driving down the street and saw a cat land on someone's head.

I was so hocked I crashed the car.

I'm ok Btw.

I got hit by a car. I'm still in hospital.

Was just about to finish my shift at the vets when some guy brought a cat in complaining about it falling off a roof

The roofing firm I work for called me and said they needed some extendable ladders brought over because a cat had damaged a roof falling off it

I fell off the roof

Just flying home after a week in spain, saw a roofer fall off a roof that he was repairing because a cat fell on someone's head and caused a crash and bumped my head on the airplane window. Mild concussion but all ok thanks.

Was looking forward to a hot date as finishing a long day recovering broken down vehicles , when the boss called insisting I collect a couple of smashed motors that were blocking a street . To add to the chaos as I looked up I saw a plane flying so low I could see some fellas face squished against a window , thinking it was going to crash I braked hard only to have some bloke driving with ladders smash into the back of my truck and the ladder crash through the cab .I then rung the hot date ....

so I think I can do a U turn as a lady who likes gangbangs is unexpectedly free. Damn there is now a crash behind me so I'm going nowhere. "

I pushed the cat

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By *elsh n wildCouple
over a year ago

Cardiff area


"So the other day I was due to go to a meet when the cat fell off the roof and I spent 3 hours at the emergency vets.

Honest.

What's the worst genuine (i.e. true, but the kind of reason that sounds like a lie) reason you haven't been able to make a meet?

The cat's now fine by the way.

Was walking past a house and a cat fell on me ended up in A&Email for three hrs having stitches. I am fine now btw

I was driving down the street and saw a cat land on someone's head.

I was so hocked I crashed the car.

I'm ok Btw.

I got hit by a car. I'm still in hospital.

Was just about to finish my shift at the vets when some guy brought a cat in complaining about it falling off a roof

The roofing firm I work for called me and said they needed some extendable ladders brought over because a cat had damaged a roof falling off it

I fell off the roof

Just flying home after a week in spain, saw a roofer fall off a roof that he was repairing because a cat fell on someone's head and caused a crash and bumped my head on the airplane window. Mild concussion but all ok thanks.

Was looking forward to a hot date as finishing a long day recovering broken down vehicles , when the boss called insisting I collect a couple of smashed motors that were blocking a street . To add to the chaos as I looked up I saw a plane flying so low I could see some fellas face squished against a window , thinking it was going to crash I braked hard only to have some bloke driving with ladders smash into the back of my truck and the ladder crash through the cab .I then rung the hot date ....

so I think I can do a U turn as a lady who likes gangbangs is unexpectedly free. Damn there is now a crash behind me so I'm going nowhere.

I pushed the cat"

I dared someone to push the cat didn't think anyone would tho x

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

He was still in bed with the woman he'd met the night before. Points for honesty I suppose.

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No naming and shaming. But someone did once turn up late to meet me because they had lost a shoe. That still tickles me. "

Lol was her name Cinderella??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Worst genuine excuse.

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I was on the way, but was abducted by aliens ........

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rbBX6aEzEz8

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol


"No naming and shaming. But someone did once turn up late to meet me because they had lost a shoe. That still tickles me.

Lol was her name Cinderella??

"

I did actually call him that at the time. I'm not sure if he ever found it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No naming and shaming. But someone did once turn up late to meet me because they had lost a shoe. That still tickles me.

Lol was her name Cinderella??

I did actually call him that at the time. I'm not sure if he ever found it!"

Oi!

I did actually find it. Them actually, I could only find one from each pair.

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London


"I just been called by a woman I was supposed to be meeting for a gang-bang, she said all the other guys have pulled out...

One cos his cat fell off a roof, one cos he got stitches in a cat attack, one cos he crashed his car, one cos a car crashed into him, one cos work wanted him on an emergency roofing job, and another cos of an cat emergency at the vets where he works...

All sounds a bit iffy to me! "

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

He phoned to say he was so excited at meeting me he crashed his car and caused a major traffic jam. I wasn't amused and called him a time waster (amongst other things), hung up and blocked him.

Not long afterwards watching the local news there he was talking about his lucky escape!

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By *ardybumsCouple
over a year ago

peekin under duvet is it safe?

I was just about to finish my shift as a beat officer when the super rang and asked me to investigate who had asked the person to dare the person who pushed the cat who cartwheeled through the air and crashed through the roof who then landed on a passerby inflicting major cat wounds which led to a rubbernecker crashing his car into the van carrying the ladders to mend the roof on top of all that had to organise transport for some hitchiker stuck on the m74 in scotland,transport for some nurse in a&e that had been sexually ravaged by some members of fabswingers.com , ah well its all overtime for your local beat p.c good nite all

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By *elsh n wildCouple
over a year ago

Cardiff area


"I was just about to finish my shift as a beat officer when the super rang and asked me to investigate who had asked the person to dare the person who pushed the cat who cartwheeled through the air and crashed through the roof who then landed on a passerby inflicting major cat wounds which led to a rubbernecker crashing his car into the van carrying the ladders to mend the roof on top of all that had to organise transport for some hitchiker stuck on the m74 in scotland,transport for some nurse in a&e that had been sexually ravaged by some members of fabswingers.com , ah well its all overtime for your local beat p.c good nite all "
well I was told cats always land on their feet I wanted proof x sorry for all the chaos x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was supposed to meet a couple for fun weds dropped everything and travelled 40 miles txt them where i was supposed to meet. 10 mins later they told me an unexpected visitor so i thought fair enough it happens. Half hour later get a txt saying thanks for that ive just verified you. Got Txt 5 secs later saying sorry not 4 u.

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"Was supposed to meet a couple for fun weds dropped everything and travelled 40 miles txt them where i was supposed to meet. 10 mins later they told me an unexpected visitor so i thought fair enough it happens. Half hour later get a txt saying thanks for that ive just verified you. Got Txt 5 secs later saying sorry not 4 u."

Awwwwww

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over a year ago


"Was supposed to meet a couple for fun weds dropped everything and travelled 40 miles txt them where i was supposed to meet. 10 mins later they told me an unexpected visitor so i thought fair enough it happens. Half hour later get a txt saying thanks for that ive just verified you. Got Txt 5 secs later saying sorry not 4 u."

Their loss by the looks of it x

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

My (genuine) cat-related cancellation was when my cat had been knocked over and had a broken pelvis...he was cage bound and hated it and I didn't want a stranger in the house as it would have bothered him so I postponed a meet - the guy was fine about it and we met a couple of weeks later when things had settled down with the poorly pussy

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By *teveanddebsCouple
over a year ago

Norwich

A mate of mine once had to postpone a meet because he sliced his scrotum open while trimming his pubes with kitchen scissors.

He rang in a panic to get us (we knew the lady he was meeting) to ring her and explain he was actually telling the truth.

I think the fact that we were pissing ourselves helped convince her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Such a hilarious thread. Very clever and had me in stitches.

THANK YOU for cheering up my Friday night xxxxxxxxxxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This thread has really made my boring Friday night, some genuinely funny and witty people on this site....thanks to you all

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By *elsh n wildCouple
over a year ago

Cardiff area

To be honest I feel really bad I started it as all off so no one got a meet x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not cat related but a few years ago was early for a meet so went for a coffee at nearby costa, 2 mins later I had a 1/2 empty cup of coffee, coffee stained shirt and a scolded chest thanks to a lid not on properly ! I had to postpone after that, luckily she gave me a second chance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wasnt off FAB but was due to go on date fri evening in cumbria,middle of winter working 14 hr nights on road job in scotland,finished 2am fr morning,straight to bed in glasgow,drive down for 'date' in evening,woke up mid day went to toilet,answered text,'see you tonight',back to bed,wake up next .....10 am sat morning ooops,don't think i was believd!

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By *habsMan
over a year ago

Fortress of Solitude, Middlesex

One of the worst excuses I got: meet had been arranged 2 months in advance... had done the usual checking all was fine both ends in run upto the day.

Morning of, she cancels as she forgot it was the same day as her mom's cancer assessment at the hospital: who would forget that???

Then there was the person that didn't turn up, didn't call to cancel, and only contacted me 2 days later to say she got lost on the bus: she lived 20 minutes away by tube and I lived 2 minutes walk form the station, no idea why she took the bus.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Wow - away for the weekend and my thread turns into an epic of awesome, very funny, sarcastic updates. Well done Fab forumites! Very funny indeed.

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