FabSwingers.com forum: Swinging Buzzwords - what titillates and irritates you?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Just fancy discussing what words/things you love seeing on a profile, and what is hated!

Of course, this is all subjective - no walk-through to mastery as it is!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No timewasters please

Genuine people only

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

their loss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No timewasters please

Genuine people only"

Yes as if anyone's going to think "oh I won't bother wasting their/his/hers time now she's said it"

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By *JB1954Man
over a year ago

Reading

then find you are the one being messed around by them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And the term ruin !

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By *ancs MinxWoman
over a year ago

Burnley

"their loss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jog on! For example, I have curves if you are looking for a stick insect jog on.

Insert the phrase "blargh" to show you have read my profile.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you want to know just ask"

If you're too lazy to create a profile beyond that why should I bother making the effort to find out more!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Professional' man/woman/couple

All of those meaningless Sydney disclaimers

Straight male that meets TVs

Let me browse some more and see what else grabs me

Miss T

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

a cock to die for

a fanny to die for

tits to die for....

really?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

My personal favourite...

"To Sydney University..."

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By *appyhouragainMan
over a year ago

Manchester

well what can I say???

I don't know, you had the meet what you asking me for...

guys, don't pass this one by...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That fucking disclaimer!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Must like smell of fish paste".........grrrr the amount of times I see that.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

I don't like the use of the word vanilla or worse 'nilla. I don't like "treat with respect" on verifications....does the person saying this think the rest of us are savages. And don't get me started on "experienced but by no means hardened"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

naughty or nawty

the sydney university crap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

life is for living !!!! we are hardly sitting around waiting to die !and my favourite is guys that have " this place is full of time wasters " yes that really makes me want to mail you

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By *rman82Man
over a year ago

Manchester

Not meeting at the moment....

Hmmmm define swinger for me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On a single womans profile

'My boyfriend/partner will always be present'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I also hate when the word vanilla is ued

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The over use of the word don't on profiles, especially in capitals

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""If you want to know just ask"

If you're too lazy to create a profile beyond that why should I bother making the effort to find out more!! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll try anything once, or twice if I like it

I don't bite, unless you want me to

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough

"Single Males don't bother looking at us, we'll look for you"

Tough, I've already looked

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By *reelove1969Couple
over a year ago

bristol

heavy cummer !! ....ewwww !!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Nobody fancies having a gym session -just- so they can lift it off

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

Offers of "smashing my back doors in"

In what universe would I possibly want any part of that experience?

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By *uicypusWoman
over a year ago

cork

"heavy cummer !! ....ewwww !!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cock snot in your fart pipe???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The word vanilla I also don't like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

".....and the elusive bi-fem". They are NOT elusive. There are pigging loads of em! They just not interested in YOU! Get over it...

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"Offers of "smashing my back doors in"

In what universe would I possibly want any part of that experience?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hmm just off to delete my Syndney University disclaimer...brb

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put (jump through hoops) in the message so I know you read my/our profile.

People who put they are only looking for men 6'+ but message us for a meet

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By *lleyCat1969Man
over a year ago

Folkestone

Ok, because of one of the posts above I have edited my profile slightly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The stupid pointless disclaimer, then again I do use it as a stupidity filter, so it can prove useful.

The put the word xxxxxxxx in the title so I know you've read my profile.....err yeah right.

And finally the great "will fill in later" when they have been here more then a day.....how much later are you going to leave it until you fill it in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh forgot....the single male profiles with the ranty capitals saying for other men not to message them.

JUST USE YOUR MAIL FILTERS AND BLOCK SINGLE MEN you muppets.

Again it's another great stupidity filter.

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By *iles3659Man
over a year ago

Stafford

People who describe their location as "Near You", especially when it turns out to be 80 miles away!

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

Have we had any that titillate yet? Can I suggest " Victoria sponge at every meet"?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Have we had any that titillate yet? Can I suggest " Victoria sponge at every meet"?"

Haha! That's fantastic. I'll jot that kind of material down for later...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not meeting at the moment, hide your profile then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not meeting at the moment, hide your profile then

Even if your profile is hidden you still get messages....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not meeting at the moment, hide your profile then

No!

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By *ark NoirMan
over a year ago

London

10 inch or higher cocks only.......because all men have pornstar cocks.

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

" you won't be disappointed"

How can you possibly know... ?

" had no complaints"

Maybe not to your face but possibly on the forum....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who moan about not getting meets.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Genuine and professional wtf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh forgot....the single male profiles with the ranty capitals saying for other men not to message them.

JUST USE YOUR MAIL FILTERS AND BLOCK SINGLE MEN you muppets.

Again it's another great stupidity filter. "

I sort of use a variation on that but I hope it doesn't come across as ranty

"PS: Guys if I browse your profile it's because of something you've posted on the forum not because I fancy you , sorry

I have no filters on however in fairness I must say I've responded to every male offer along the lines of " TY for the compliment but I'm sorry I'm only interested in females"

To date I've only had to block one muppet for being persistent.

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By *an_WoodMan
over a year ago

Stafford

Disclaimers, rants at start of profile, just why ? People who don't bother with revising their profile after joining .... Crap I need to rewrite my profile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

its more things on verifications that bug me - especially when people big themselves up by saying - if youre lucky enough to meet/be considered by this person - makes me ggrr

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

While we're on the subject.....profiles that are headed"New To This" that have a list of play verifications as long as your arm and have been her "over a year".

Ps this doesn't mean that I think a long list of verifications is wrong.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Alleged professionals who can't spell or string a proper sentence together. Laughable.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I agree with all this but am guilty in the past of one or two of some of the offences stated.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"I agree with all this but am guilty in the past of one or two of some of the offences stated.

I suspect all of us are guilty of something on this thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

None of it irritates me...it just makes me smile

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By *edangel_2013Woman
over a year ago

southend

"Not looking to shag the whole of the site."

Like you'd turn them all down if they offered.

"just looking for one special friend."

Try Match.com

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By *untimeanytimeMan
over a year ago

kings lynn

"I don't like the use of the word vanilla or worse 'nilla. I don't like "treat with respect" on verifications....does the person saying this think the rest of us are savages. And don't get me started on "experienced but by no means hardened""

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I agree with all this but am guilty in the past of one or two of some of the offences stated.

I suspect all of us are guilty of something on this thread

I know I was guilty of something that I've called out as now irritating me back in the day.

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By *ettering-couple76Couple
over a year ago

Kettering

amp....... wtf does this mean?

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

It's the "&" symbol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happily married couple for x years

I don't understand why that needs to be stated.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On the forums the phrase 'boils my piss' I find really disgusting.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

can we stretch this a bit to photos?

I get fed up with single male profiles where there are more photos of women with his cock in various orifices than there are of him.

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By *uriousBristolCplCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

""If you want to know just ask"

If you're too lazy to create a profile beyond that why should I bother making the effort to find out more!! "

YES. Loving that sentiment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will fill in later..........

.....if I can ever be arsed

....on the other hand I may just leave it this way.....

...I'm sure it'll attract the ladies

....they love an air of mystery...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I sometimes think the whole idea with profiles is simply not to fuck up. You'd be surprised how many people's write ups read like David Lynch's angry dog cartoon and how many photos include a picture of a loo in the background with a floating poo in it lol

So simply not fucking up is the first hurdle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'I can make you cum'

'I have a massive cock for you'

' I'm an expert with my tongue'

I'm a sex god amongst men etc '

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"can we stretch this a bit to photos?

I get fed up with single male profiles where there are more photos of women with his cock in various orifices than there are of him."

Of course he will have sought the permission of the owner of said orifices....*cough, splutter*

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"can we stretch this a bit to photos?

I get fed up with single male profiles where there are more photos of women with his cock in various orifices than there are of him.

Of course he will have sought the permission of the owner of said orifices....*cough, splutter*

Naturally

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By *uzzybeWoman
over a year ago

Darlington

'Shame' annoys me.

Cock snot up you fart pipe still makes me giggle

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By *e ja vue 2Couple
over a year ago

MANCHESTER

Couples profiles with no pictures of Him at all or a cock pic. and 20 all fem pics

why ???? its fabSWINGERS not blind date

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Put (jump through hoops) in the message so I know you read my/our profile.

People who put they are only looking for men 6'+ but message us for a meet

I call that the crufts test

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By *icker2010Man
over a year ago

cambs/london/Norfolk

Soft swing only

wtf I can get that in the local shopping mall

and

ideally looking for a relationship

really? On a swing site perleez

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By *awty MaxWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I roll my eyes when I see 'Attractive guy'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Soft swing only

wtf I can get that in the local shopping mall

and

ideally looking for a relationship

really? On a swing site perleez

Oops I'm guilty as charged on one of those.

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By *lleyCat1969Man
over a year ago

Folkestone

'Looking for some hot fun'

As opposed to lukewarm fun?

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By *teveanddebsCouple
over a year ago

Norwich

'I love/fill me with hot cum'

Would that be the stuff that comes out at body temp and feels neither hot nor cold?

Or should I microwave it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Soft swing only

wtf I can get that in the local shopping mall

and

ideally looking for a relationship

really? On a swing site perleez

Oops I'm guilty as charged on one of those.

Don't worry, so am i. I don't see what's wrong using it that way, when you want to find someone who shares this interest. Not exactly something you would put on your profile on match.com!

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By *ikki ShooterTV/TS
over a year ago

Epsom

"can we stretch this a bit to photos?

I get fed up with single male profiles where there are more photos of women with his cock in various orifices than there are of him."

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

We seem to have had more irritate than titillate.

Can I suggest cake again?

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"'I love/fill me with hot cum'

Would that be the stuff that comes out at body temp and feels neither hot nor cold?

Or should I microwave it?"

Before or after it comes out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No timewasters please

Genuine people only"

as if timewasters and other idiots would TELL you...

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