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By *imitless_stamina OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester

First post so break me in gently lol

I know this has probably been discussed before, so if it causes a few yawns we can always change it to a fuck snog avoid thread..wait that would encourage more yawning lol

Anyway so, I guess we have all had a few experiences on here that have involved an awkward moment. I few for all to discuss and share...

1. The moment you meet someone for the first time and they don't look like their pics...do you carry on chatting and just end the meet be saying thanks but no thanks?....or turn around laying eyes on them and make a quick escape lol

2. During a sex, have you been in the position(or positions )that made things a tad awkward that stopped you or them in their tracks...maybe even both burst out laughing at something...etc.

3. An awkward moment ending a meet that was a regular thing..how do you break the news, does it all go tits up or a handshake and thanks

All these are just a very simple take on that awkward moment.

*Disclaimer* Remember it’s not to be taking too seriously ladies and gents

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

I would say it nicely but straightforward... that they don't look like their pictures.

If I was no longer attracted to them, or they me as it is 2 ways...

I would bid farewell and leave.

I would not do any thing else.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thought it was going to be:

When you realised the condom had burst

Not the first time something funny has entered my head and I've burst out laughing but when I've admitted what I was thinking of we've both ended up laughing about it.

jim

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi and well done on your first thread

1. I always ask for a no pressure social meet first. Then if they don't look like their pics, and it's happened a few times #shudders at the memory...then I just tell them no thanks afterwards.

2. I cracked my rib and bruised my forehead during a meet and we both just laughed....well I winced in pain actually but he came back for more so he can't have felt that awkward

3. Hmmm this one went tits up for me as he couldn't accept no and became a stalker so no handshakes or thanks. Could you add another choice in there like a kick up the arse with a pointy shoe?

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By *imitless_stamina OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester

Thanks Legs

Ha ha we can add other options, mine were just a few.

We can add kick up the arse with a choice of footwear...but that could be a fetish for some

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thanks Legs

Ha ha we can add other options, mine were just a few.

We can add kick up the arse with a choice of footwear...but that could be a fetish for some "

Ops typo! Oh trust me, it wouldn't be a fetish by the time I'd finished lol although shame to spoil my shoes

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