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And then he pissed in my mouth...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I'd love to hear all of your strange and funny stories about unexpected things happening during sex!!

I was giving my bf a blowjob and was really engrossed in what I was doing. So I kinda ignored him when he told me he badly need to pee. To make a long story short he ended up pissing in my mouth while I was thinking hold on this isn't cum!!! He found it exceptionally funny while I ran to the bathroom to brush my teeth! It actually didn't taste bad

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By *untimeanytimeMan
over a year ago

kings lynn

Now you need to do it back to him

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Now you need to do it back to him "

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By *untimeanytimeMan
over a year ago

kings lynn

Get him on bottom of 69 an let him have it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

We broke up ages ago, so it's too late for that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Same thing happened to me except he didn't tell me he had to piss. He just said open your mouth and close your eyes. I'm just glad he's been drinking red bull all day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So I'm guessin your not in2 golden showers

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Same thing happened to me except he didn't tell me he had to piss. He just said open your mouth and close your eyes. I'm just glad he's been drinking red bull all day "

It tasted better than I'd have thought

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By *arnaclebillMan
over a year ago

Robin Hood County


"Get him on bottom of 69 an let him have it "

Better still - dump on him

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So I'm guessin your not in2 golden showers"

No I think I'd prefer to drink it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wouldn't mind 1 off u ; )

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Wouldn't mind 1 off u ; ) "

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By *untimeanytimeMan
over a year ago

kings lynn


"We broke up ages ago, so it's too late for that "

Id have it instead then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Many, many years ago, I was giving a guy a blow job and he farted

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Many, many years ago, I was giving a guy a blow job and he farted "

haha that's worse than mine!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Many, many years ago, I was giving a guy a blow job and he farted "

I think more of us have experienced that than dare to remember ..lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"We broke up ages ago, so it's too late for that

Id have it instead then "

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By *untimeanytimeMan
over a year ago

kings lynn


"Many, many years ago, I was giving a guy a blow job and he farted "

Oh no thats wrong thats not good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Many, many years ago, I was giving a guy a blow job and he farted

Oh no thats wrong thats not good "

Tell me about it

He just said something like, "sorry, you're so good and relaxed me that it slipped out" and expected me to continue

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By *uriosity filled the ....Man
over a year ago

Stockport

In my opinion this is much nastier pissing in the mouth.

You poor thing

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By *iM4kinkMan
over a year ago

San Antonio

Fuck I think its incredibly sexy that you enjoy sucking cock that much. And I'd gladly...gratefully be on bottom of a 69 session with you if you allowed me to, and especially if you asked me to piss in your mouth as you were sucking me. I find your sensuality, sexuality, your open mindedness and every inch of your body to be intoxicatingly sexy and enticing.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"In my opinion this is much nastier pissing in the mouth.

You poor thing "

I absolutely agree

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


" Fuck I think its incredibly sexy that you enjoy sucking cock that much. And I'd gladly...gratefully be on bottom of a 69 session with you if you allowed me to, and especially if you asked me to piss in your mouth as you were sucking me. I find your sensuality, sexuality, your open mindedness and every inch of your body to be intoxicatingly sexy and enticing."

Whose?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought guys couldn't physically pee if they were erect?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" Fuck I think its incredibly sexy that you enjoy sucking cock that much. And I'd gladly...gratefully be on bottom of a 69 session with you if you allowed me to, and especially if you asked me to piss in your mouth as you were sucking me. I find your sensuality, sexuality, your open mindedness and every inch of your body to be intoxicatingly sexy and enticing."

Don't know about anybody else but this comment made me cringe!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol anyone pissed in my mouth on purpose would get a hair wash

Her

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

O o O oo


"I thought guys couldn't physically pee if they were erect?"

Me too.

I did laugh at the man farting though

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I thought guys couldn't physically pee if they were erect?"

Let's just say I wasn't sucking a flaccid cock

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


" Fuck I think its incredibly sexy that you enjoy sucking cock that much. And I'd gladly...gratefully be on bottom of a 69 session with you if you allowed me to, and especially if you asked me to piss in your mouth as you were sucking me. I find your sensuality, sexuality, your open mindedness and every inch of your body to be intoxicatingly sexy and enticing.

Don't know about anybody else but this comment made me cringe! "

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock


"I thought guys couldn't physically pee if they were erect?"

I've had a pee lots of times with a hard-on. Usually have to get a towel to wipe the wet patch off the ceiling after though.

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock


"So I'm guessin your not in2 golden showers

No I think I'd prefer to drink it "

If someone did it again, would you drink it next time then?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So I'm guessin your not in2 golden showers

No I think I'd prefer to drink it

If someone did it again, would you drink it next time then? "

Well I did swallow it the first time before I realised Not sure if I'd do it again

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I thought guys couldn't physically pee if they were erect?

I've had a pee lots of times with a hard-on. Usually have to get a towel to wipe the wet patch off the ceiling after though. "

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By *untimeanytimeMan
over a year ago

kings lynn


"Many, many years ago, I was giving a guy a blow job and he farted

Oh no thats wrong thats not good

Tell me about it

He just said something like, "sorry, you're so good and relaxed me that it slipped out" and expected me to continue "

How the hell can anyone carry on after that some people are on a different planet sometimes

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By *untimeanytimeMan
over a year ago

kings lynn


"I thought guys couldn't physically pee if they were erect?

I've had a pee lots of times with a hard-on. Usually have to get a towel to wipe the wet patch off the ceiling after though.

"

Have you not watched the 40 year old virgin lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Many, many years ago, I was giving a guy a blow job and he farted "

this happened to me with two different women. One I was licking her pussy the other I was actually rimming.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Same thing happened to me except he didn't tell me he had to piss. He just said open your mouth and close your eyes. I'm just glad he's been drinking red bull all day

It tasted better than I'd have thought "

It tasted nice! Lol must have been the redbull

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Many, many years ago, I was giving a guy a blow job and he farted

this happened to me with two different women. One I was licking her pussy the other I was actually rimming. "

Good grief! You "win". That tops my blow job experience

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Many, many years ago, I was giving a guy a blow job and he farted

this happened to me with two different women. One I was licking her pussy the other I was actually rimming.

Good grief! You "win". That tops my blow job experience "

I know but I was a perfect gentleman I totally pretended it never happened. I am sure they were very embarrassed no need to make them feel any worse.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Many, many years ago, I was giving a guy a blow job and he farted

this happened to me with two different women. One I was licking her pussy the other I was actually rimming. "

Hahahaha

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By *uriosity filled the ....Man
over a year ago

Stockport


"In my opinion this is much nastier pissing in the mouth.

You poor thing

I absolutely agree "

ooops! I meant Noirpleasures Blow Job and fart accident experience, IMHO.... unless said piss was the colour and consistency of Lucozade or god forbid RedBull.

Nowt like a bit of product placement

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think you need to add water sports to your interest list!

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