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"Women." Teacher: Those of you at the back, can you hear me? One pupil at the back: Women | |||
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"Football" Might that explain why you are cold this morning love? What a shame you live so far away? Could have arranged some hot chocolate for you. No pun intended, Naughty! | |||
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"Who said men can't multi task..... Instructions please read carefully as management except no responsibility for damage.. 1 while she's bouncing on cock move head to right or left and watch the match ( if she's large try doggy style).. 2 with right hand firmly hold beer as refreshments compliment a good match 3 with left hand place hand I'm bowl of Doritos as men need fuel to multitask. Now you have mastered the plan and officially worthy of your title in life a MAN enjoy life's little comforts " Fuck me sideways! This is it!! | |||
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"Who said men can't multi task..... Instructions please read carefully as management except no responsibility for damage.. 1 while she's bouncing on cock move head to right or left and watch the match ( if she's large try doggy style).. 2 with right hand firmly hold beer as refreshments compliment a good match 3 with left hand place hand I'm bowl of Doritos as men need fuel to multitask. Now you have mastered the plan and officially worthy of your title in life a MAN enjoy life's little comforts Fuck me sideways! This is it!! " Stick with me gents I'm very experienced with how to get what you want and keep the mrs happy. My old man said son you'll learn the hard way pshhht there is a such thing as compromise | |||
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"any guy turning down sex for a stupid game is mad in the head" Can have sex before after the game and every other night for that matter , it isn't a stupid game for any football fan | |||
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"Woman . Football does my head in " Can't decide, still in a daze Sambuca anyone | |||
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"For tonight Footie " In the end, Real got out of jail. Luckt fuxkers!! I like em though. | |||
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"Can you not have both or is that just being greedy? " Would get sort out your needs first. Could always watch football later . The beauty of sky plus | |||
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"As long as you don't feel the need to use the sky remote to measure your cock size lol." It's not about cock size, it's how big the bucket is | |||
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"Can you not have both or is that just being greedy? " well no it is not but I do not like to rush things. | |||
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"As long as you don't feel the need to use the sky remote to measure your cock size lol. It's not about cock size, it's how big the bucket is " Now there's an idea for my new pics lol. | |||
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"As long as you don't feel the need to use the sky remote to measure your cock size lol. It's not about cock size, it's how big the bucket is Now there's an idea for my new pics lol. " Ever want a trained photographer you know where I am | |||
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"ill happily suck cock while the football gets boring lol" You related to Mrs Fj? | |||
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"Would love to be at the guy I chat withs place when footie is on, I'm wearing just his shirt, and when we win (or lose) I celbrate / comiserate by sucking his cock. He is lame tho... been chattin for 3 years and I havent even seen him yet Fuck me, I'm sad " 3 years,Committed but sad | |||
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"Bit like bingo or cock!" Not really as sex and football are both good. Bingo and cock are both shit | |||
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"Bit like bingo or cock! Not really as sex and football are both good. Bingo and cock are both shit " | |||
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"ill happily suck cock while the football gets boring lol" What about for an F1 race then? | |||
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"Who said men can't multi task..... Instructions please read carefully as management except no responsibility for damage.. 1 while she's bouncing on cock move head to right or left and watch the match ( if she's large try doggy style).. 2 with right hand firmly hold beer as refreshments compliment a good match 3 with left hand place hand I'm bowl of Doritos as men need fuel to multitask. Now you have mastered the plan and officially worthy of your title in life a MAN enjoy life's little comforts " If you use one of those beer hat things it frees up a hand and makes multi tasking even more effective! | |||
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"I love both but not turning down fanny for football . It can be recorded for later viewing . So fanny all the way " My thoughts exactly. That's what MOTD is for! | |||
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"I have a fanny and like football so a bit of reverse cowgirl if I happened to get the horn during an important game would solve both issues. Provided I plaited my hair out of the way otherwise he wouldn't be able to see. The occasional shout of "get in, my son!" would therefore serve a dual purpose." Here we have the perfect women lol | |||
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"Fanny " Let's ask the question again as Cameroon plays Mexico. | |||
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"I don't like either, can I have a man who like rugby please " hi , I hate football and have played rugby all my life | |||
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"Fanny for me and football for the hubby. Ive become a world cup widow. xxx" I'll shag you | |||
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"Footballs finished, where's all the minge ? " Just having a bath before the next match....!!! | |||
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"Footballs finished, where's all the minge ? Just having a bath before the next match....!!!" Yeah but it's only the Aussies so don't really count does it? Rather watch yer bum than that | |||
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"I have a fanny and like football so a bit of reverse cowgirl if I happened to get the horn during an important game would solve both issues. Provided I plaited my hair out of the way otherwise he wouldn't be able to see. The occasional shout of "get in, my son!" would therefore serve a dual purpose." This sounds good to me Fancy catching the game tomorrow then ?? | |||
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"I have a fanny and like football so a bit of reverse cowgirl if I happened to get the horn during an important game would solve both issues. Provided I plaited my hair out of the way otherwise he wouldn't be able to see. The occasional shout of "get in, my son!" would therefore serve a dual purpose." | |||
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"Watch 22 men kicking a pig's bladder around or savour the delights of a talented woman. ...no contest really. Much more fun to be a participant than a voyeur. " A pigs bladder? your watching some seriously old football Id watch football depending on who was playing, some of the women's pubic region would compete well with half of these footballers haircuts...Chewbacca wouldn't get a look in...BOKE | |||
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"One word answers will do but if you can hardly contain your enthusiasm, and you wish to let out your naughty side in a few sentences, GO FOR IT!! " Multitask. | |||
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"If I have to choose ..... football " is that cause you like football or just you don't like the other choice | |||
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"If I have to choose ..... football is that cause you like football or just you don't like the other choice " I like a bit of both, but football wins over most things | |||
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"If I have to choose ..... football is that cause you like football or just you don't like the other choice I like a bit of both, but football wins over most things " A lady who likes football and sex . A mans heaven xx | |||
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"If I have to choose ..... football is that cause you like football or just you don't like the other choice I like a bit of both, but football wins over most things A lady who likes football and sex . A mans heaven xx " My sentiments exactly | |||
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"If I have to choose ..... football is that cause you like football or just you don't like the other choice I like a bit of both, but football wins over most things A lady who likes football and sex . A mans heaven xx My sentiments exactly " You're all so easily pleased | |||
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"England thong and t shirt drink in hand mmmm x" Wow thats uncanny !!! Me too | |||
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"England thong and t shirt drink in hand mmmm x" sounds perfect | |||
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"Why watch 22 c#*ts when you can play with 1 " | |||
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"any guy turning down sex for a stupid game is mad in the head" Unless england was in the Final or runners up game they don,t come along often enough the last one I think was in 1990 hand of god Marradonna being a "prat" And robbing england. | |||
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"Can you not have both or is that just being greedy? " I,d enjoy Just a nice cuddle I,ve forgot what that is so long.... us BLOKES... | |||
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"I don't like either, can I have a man who like rugby please " Do you like a up and under as eddie wareing Used to say | |||
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