FabSwingers.com forum: Ladies please form a queue.....

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

My balls are unfeasibly heavy and need some relief. It will be a one way transaction and you'll receive no enjoyment at all (you knew that already) nor will I pay expenses although I will include some chocolate hob nobs with the 'post release cuppa'.

Now grab a ticket and wait patiently. I'll do my best to get around to you all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sounds legit.

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

Why, do they need lancing?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Our hero....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why, do they need lancing?"

Nurse I said prick his boil. Not boil his..........

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sounds legit."

Nothing for you to see here. Please move along

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sounds legit.

Nothing for you to see here. Please move along

It's just like a car crash.....you slow down to take a peak.

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By *bony in IvoryCouple
over a year ago

Black&White Utopia

We have a wheelbarrow, if that would ease your suffering?

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

If only you were closer

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"We have a wheelbarrow, if that would ease your suffering?

As long as it doesn't have a wonky wheel because these buggers could tip over easily!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If only you were closer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is your name Buster Gonad?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is your name Buster Gonad?

Ha ha good spot. Must have been the unfeasibly large quote that gave it away.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Still have a few slots left.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do we have to stand in a que? sleeping bags provided as the que is so long?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've wanted to do a slicksprofile for ages. I think I have found my template.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Still have a few slots left."

my god no wonder they are heavy if they are full of slots......

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've wanted to do a slicksprofile for ages. I think I have found my template."

Lol good one. No honestly you're really funny.

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