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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

in honour of the lady poster of Rate my arse, i thought i might put my "head", lol, on the chopping block and ask the lovely fabbers to Rate my cock..bracing myself!!!! lol..i think he's ok. I love 'im..a grower..xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh dear . I know where this is heading

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If yer pardon the pun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There is no cock

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

You haven't got any cock pics, so how exactly are we supposed to laugh at it....errr rate it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh, I won't bother getting my score cards then!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah I think the idea when you put a rate my cock . Is to actually have a cock to rate . Justsaying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A rate my imaginary cock thread. That's novel

3 it's a bit manky looking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What a cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh well . Just rate mine then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am trying to imagine what it looks like . Ok a 5

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Taxxxxxiiiii

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By *issyyourbadWoman
over a year ago

Dorset


"Oh well . Just rate mine then "
10\10 for arse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh well . Just rate mine then 10\10 for arse"
awww shucks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its an invisible cock! Be very alert!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am trying to imagine what it looks like . Ok a 5 "

a 5? With a head that big? Really?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am trying to imagine what it looks like . Ok a 5

a 5? With a head that big? Really? "
ok 4

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rate your cock wtf women put a pic up of ya husbands if you want your cock rated bwhahahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Frank might be taking some pics of his Sinatra as we speak

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can see him now frantically trying to upload a cock pic

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By *il_Lou90Woman
over a year ago

falkirk

Got my magnifying glass out and I still cant see it....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ladies and gentlemen .I am sorry for the delay of the cock . Shall be with us shortly . In the meantime . Heres a bit of music

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

Genius. Effort seen.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A lovely day today don't yer think

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's going on here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ladies and gentlemen .I am sorry for the delay of the cock . Shall be with us shortly . In the meantime . Heres a bit of music "

There must be a technical fault!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Rate your cock wtf women put a pic up of ya husbands if you want your cock rated bwhahahaha

"

That's knob not cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

While we wait,

Here are some previous cocks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What's going on here. "

some bloke wants his cock rated but he can't seem to find it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am trying to imagine what it looks like . Ok a 5

a 5? With a head that big? Really? ok 4 "

Or you may like a big head to pop out of your mouth?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

While we're waiting to rate this cock I'm going to boil up some turkey giblets for my hungry pussy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want my money back!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What's going on here.

some bloke wants his cock rated but he can't seem to find it "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"While we're waiting to rate this cock I'm going to boil up some turkey giblets for my hungry pussy."

Can you buy turkey this time of year. Ain't they just for Christmas. ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had anybody seen Mike Hunt?

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

Where's willy?

(Oh come on, someone had to)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Had anybody seen Mike Hunt?"

Think he went for a walk with Mike Rotch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is all very perplexing. Would you all like to rate my cock instead?

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By *eicsbimaleMan
over a year ago

loughborough

rate mine then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

90!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This is all very perplexing. Would you all like to rate my cock instead? "

I'll give you a respectable 7

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What's going on here.

some bloke wants his cock rated but he can't seem to find it

"

I found your cock!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1 out of 10

1 - being that you actually have one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"1 out of 10

1 - being that you actually have one "

Are you sure he has one?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Be nice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"1 out of 10

1 - being that you actually have one

Are you sure he has one?"

Well it won't be attached to him lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What's going on here.

some bloke wants his cock rated but he can't seem to find it

I found your cock!!!"

where!!! Show me!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No I wont rate it lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He may shock us all and be huge

and change his name to

Biggus Dickus

or

Ivor Big'un

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

None for the cock as there isn't one. Is there?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"He may shock us all and be huge

and change his name to

Biggus Dickus

or

Ivor Big'un"

Or he could be called Paul Smeeenis.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's far to straight ....

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By *lackshadow7Man
over a year ago

Toronto


"There is no cock "

Ice cold, lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has he flopped it out yet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get yer cock out, get yer cock out. Get yer cock out for the girls.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Has he flopped it out yet? "
Nope . Not a cock in site

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My breath is baited here.....

Can't......hold out.....much......longer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My breath is baited here.....

Can't......hold out.....much......longer."
Move along now . There's nothing

To see here

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

Cockwatch continues...

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I'm going to shout 'cock-a-doodle-doo!' when it appears.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe Batman will make a appearance now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe we should set up a round the clock watch !!! I will go first . You lot grab a couple of hours kip . Will let yer know if the cock makes a appearance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just popping my head round, not one to miss out on salacious images......

Any developments?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Maybe we should set up a round the clock watch !!! I will go first . You lot grab a couple of hours kip . Will let yer know if the cock makes a appearance "

I'm too excited to sleep!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Maybe we should set up a round the clock watch !!! I will go first . You lot grab a couple of hours kip . Will let yer know if the cock makes a appearance

I'm too excited to sleep!! "
ok you can keep watch with me

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By *ihai4swMan
over a year ago

Bristol

in the meantime you can rate mine lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"in the meantime you can rate mine lol"
Nah yours is normal . This one is rare

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

Thar she blows!

Only joking - but I bet you looked. This is either the best 'look at me' thread in disguise ever or some deep form of meta humour. I'm actually starting to think kudos may be deserved.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thar she blows!

Only joking - but I bet you looked. This is either the best 'look at me' thread in disguise ever or some deep form of meta humour. I'm actually starting to think kudos may be deserved."
Oh you had me then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thar she blows!

Only joking - but I bet you looked. This is either the best 'look at me' thread in disguise ever or some deep form of meta humour. I'm actually starting to think kudos may be deserved."

I think so.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Maybe we should set up a round the clock watch !!! I will go first . You lot grab a couple of hours kip . Will let yer know if the cock makes a appearance

I'm too excited to sleep!! ok you can keep watch with me "

let's snuggle under my blankie. You're naked yes?

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By *ihai4swMan
over a year ago

Bristol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bugger it lol ! Rate mine instead ! Let the abuse begin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Own up! Who nicked it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Maybe we should set up a round the clock watch !!! I will go first . You lot grab a couple of hours kip . Will let yer know if the cock makes a appearance

I'm too excited to sleep!! ok you can keep watch with me

let's snuggle under my blankie. You're naked yes? "
we are cock watching !!! Of course im naked pfffft

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"in the meantime you can rate mine lol"

It's quite............penile...no, no, cocky, it's cocky, and sort of...........phallic.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe the OP has gone off to find a sky remote!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Maybe the OP has gone off to find a sky remote! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"in the meantime you can rate mine lol

It's quite............penile...no, no, cocky, it's cocky, and sort of...........phallic.

"
Will yer rate mine too . You have a great way with words

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've not waited this long for cock since I was deflowered, or was it defrocked, I get those confused.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Maybe we should set up a round the clock watch !!! I will go first . You lot grab a couple of hours kip . Will let yer know if the cock makes a appearance

I'm too excited to sleep!! ok you can keep watch with me

let's snuggle under my blankie. You're naked yes? we are cock watching !!! Of course im naked pfffft "

oh my blankie turned into a tent!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Early night for me

Someone wake me if it makes a appearance,

I don't want to miss the grand unveiling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Maybe we should set up a round the clock watch !!! I will go first . You lot grab a couple of hours kip . Will let yer know if the cock makes a appearance

I'm too excited to sleep!! ok you can keep watch with me

let's snuggle under my blankie. You're naked yes? we are cock watching !!! Of course im naked pfffft

oh my blankie turned into a tent!! "
yeah . The poles just gone up . Omg are you nekid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

it seems I got away with that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"in the meantime you can rate mine lol

It's quite............penile...no, no, cocky, it's cocky, and sort of...........phallic.

Will yer rate mine too . You have a great way with words "

You have a fine pigskin bus sir!

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Ok, I think the OP always intended putting up a cock pic and had indeed stripped, got the camera out and was all set up to go when....the door bell rang!

Who could it have been?!?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone is hiding it . All you ladies stand in a line and open yer mouths

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Maybe we should set up a round the clock watch !!! I will go first . You lot grab a couple of hours kip . Will let yer know if the cock makes a appearance

I'm too excited to sleep!! ok you can keep watch with me

let's snuggle under my blankie. You're naked yes? we are cock watching !!! Of course im naked pfffft

oh my blankie turned into a tent!! yeah . The poles just gone up . Omg are you nekid "

I err...well. I was hot. Shall I get dressed?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stage fright?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"in the meantime you can rate mine lol

It's quite............penile...no, no, cocky, it's cocky, and sort of...........phallic.

Will yer rate mine too . You have a great way with words

You have a fine pigskin bus sir!"
Thankyou ( I think )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Maybe we should set up a round the clock watch !!! I will go first . You lot grab a couple of hours kip . Will let yer know if the cock makes a appearance

I'm too excited to sleep!! ok you can keep watch with me

let's snuggle under my blankie. You're naked yes? we are cock watching !!! Of course im naked pfffft

oh my blankie turned into a tent!! yeah . The poles just gone up . Omg are you nekid

I err...well. I was hot. Shall I get dressed? "
Nah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Stage fright?"

Fell asleep

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"Someone is hiding it . All you ladies stand in a line and open yer mouths "

Mouths?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its like a tiny one but much smaller

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Someone is hiding it . All you ladies stand in a line and open yer mouths

Mouths? "
ok legs . I was trying to be a gentleman Steve

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Maybe we should set up a round the clock watch !!! I will go first . You lot grab a couple of hours kip . Will let yer know if the cock makes a appearance

I'm too excited to sleep!! ok you can keep watch with me

let's snuggle under my blankie. You're naked yes? we are cock watching !!! Of course im naked pfffft

oh my blankie turned into a tent!! yeah . The poles just gone up . Omg are you nekid

I err...well. I was hot. Shall I get dressed? Nah "

ok let's play Ispy. I spy with my little eye something beginning with C

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Maybe we should set up a round the clock watch !!! I will go first . You lot grab a couple of hours kip . Will let yer know if the cock makes a appearance

I'm too excited to sleep!! ok you can keep watch with me

let's snuggle under my blankie. You're naked yes? we are cock watching !!! Of course im naked pfffft

oh my blankie turned into a tent!! yeah . The poles just gone up . Omg are you nekid

I err...well. I was hot. Shall I get dressed? Nah

ok let's play Ispy. I spy with my little eye something beginning with C "

Cunt!!

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By *eendeeCouple
over a year ago

sheffield

He said it's a grower!!! so maybe he's watering it and hoping the sun will help it grow quicker to take the pic then lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've not waited this long for cock since I was deflowered, or was it defrocked, I get those confused.

"

If you were a transsexual priest I guess you could be deflowered & defrocked in one swell swoop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Still no joy? What a cock tease.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Maybe we should set up a round the clock watch !!! I will go first . You lot grab a couple of hours kip . Will let yer know if the cock makes a appearance

I'm too excited to sleep!! ok you can keep watch with me

let's snuggle under my blankie. You're naked yes? we are cock watching !!! Of course im naked pfffft

oh my blankie turned into a tent!! yeah . The poles just gone up . Omg are you nekid

I err...well. I was hot. Shall I get dressed? Nah

ok let's play Ispy. I spy with my little eye something beginning with C

Cunt!! "

That's not a nice name to call Tosh. Say sorry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've not waited this long for cock since I was deflowered, or was it defrocked, I get those confused.

If you were a transsexual priest I guess you could be deflowered & defrocked in one swell swoop "

Loving the sound of a swell swoop, can't say it though cos I've not got my teeth in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"He said it's a grower!!! so maybe he's watering it and hoping the sun will help it grow quicker to take the pic then lol "

Oooooh, I read growler.

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

I heard his New girlfriend was wanking him off the othe r day and said " wow your penis is huge,!"

He said " stop it,,,!! youre pulling my leg, !!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've not waited this long for cock since I was deflowered, or was it defrocked, I get those confused.

If you were a transsexual priest I guess you could be deflowered & defrocked in one swell swoop

Loving the sound of a swell swoop, can't say it though cos I've not got my teeth in.

"

mmmm gumming ;o)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Awwww leave the poor bloke alone, he's obviously shy like the rest of us

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its all the waiting, anticipating cock sluts I feel sorry for.

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol


"Its all the waiting, anticipating cock sluts I feel sorry for."

No need to worry, we all have old faves to fall back on in times of cockly need!

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By *lackshadow7Man
over a year ago

Toronto


"Its all the waiting, anticipating cock sluts I feel sorry for.

No need to worry, we all have old faves to fall back on in times of cockly need!"

LOL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Its all the waiting, anticipating cock sluts I feel sorry for.

No need to worry, we all have old faves to fall back on in times of cockly need!"

I'm afraid my cocklust is unquenchable, like a libidinous vampire I need a constant supply of fresh spam javelin to keep me upright.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Its all the waiting, anticipating cock sluts I feel sorry for.

No need to worry, we all have old faves to fall back on in times of cockly need!

I'm afraid my cocklust is unquenchable, like a libidinous vampire I need a constant supply of fresh spam javelin to keep me upright."

As you were so complimentary last time I exposed myself I've just exposed a fresh one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Its all the waiting, anticipating cock sluts I feel sorry for.

No need to worry, we all have old faves to fall back on in times of cockly need!

I'm afraid my cocklust is unquenchable, like a libidinous vampire I need a constant supply of fresh spam javelin to keep me upright."

You are starting to scare me.

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By *iceguy 1966Man
over a year ago

in pa postcode

There is a crash and burn everyday in here now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Its all the waiting, anticipating cock sluts I feel sorry for.

No need to worry, we all have old faves to fall back on in times of cockly need!

I'm afraid my cocklust is unquenchable, like a libidinous vampire I need a constant supply of fresh spam javelin to keep me upright.

You are starting to scare me. "

That makes both of us

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Its all the waiting, anticipating cock sluts I feel sorry for.

No need to worry, we all have old faves to fall back on in times of cockly need!

I'm afraid my cocklust is unquenchable, like a libidinous vampire I need a constant supply of fresh spam javelin to keep me upright.

As you were so complimentary last time I exposed myself I've just exposed a fresh one "

It's rising like a salmon returning to it's swawning ground......to die.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Its all the waiting, anticipating cock sluts I feel sorry for.

No need to worry, we all have old faves to fall back on in times of cockly need!

I'm afraid my cocklust is unquenchable, like a libidinous vampire I need a constant supply of fresh spam javelin to keep me upright.

As you were so complimentary last time I exposed myself I've just exposed a fresh one

It's rising like a salmon returning to it's swawning ground......to die. "

swawning ground?

have you still got your teeth out lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Its all the waiting, anticipating cock sluts I feel sorry for.

No need to worry, we all have old faves to fall back on in times of cockly need!

I'm afraid my cocklust is unquenchable, like a libidinous vampire I need a constant supply of fresh spam javelin to keep me upright.

As you were so complimentary last time I exposed myself I've just exposed a fresh one

It's rising like a salmon returning to it's swawning ground......to die.

swawning ground?

have you still got your teeth out lol"

yeth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"?

have you still got your teeth out lol

yeth"

thounds thuperb

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By *ommy4600Man
over a year ago

leominster

Has this cock been exposed yet!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Has this cock been exposed yet!! "

Not a dickie bird

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

4 hours and still no cock tut tut

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By *ommy4600Man
over a year ago

leominster

Hes keeping us in suspenders!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I had been promised a vaj photo and didn't get one, I'd be pissed. That's American for miffed. Which is very almost muffed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never seen so many people fuss over a missing cock before!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Never seen so many people fuss over a missing cock before!"

How would you cope if yours was missing?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe he's withdrawn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Never seen so many people fuss over a missing cock before!

How would you cope if yours was missing?"
I would have nothing to play with

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Its all the waiting, anticipating cock sluts I feel sorry for.

No need to worry, we all have old faves to fall back on in times of cockly need!

I'm afraid my cocklust is unquenchable, like a libidinous vampire I need a constant supply of fresh spam javelin to keep me upright."

My vocabulary has been improved again. Spam javelin. Brilliant.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Never seen so many people fuss over a missing cock before!

How would you cope if yours was missing?"

Touche'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Never seen so many people fuss over a missing cock before!

How would you cope if yours was missing?

Touche'"

Furthermore, how would I cope??

Shit.

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By *ymph and ManicCouple
over a year ago

North East


"Maybe we should set up a round the clock watch !!! I will go first . You lot grab a couple of hours kip . Will let yer know if the cock makes a appearance

I'm too excited to sleep!! "
... little things excite sooo much .. oopps .. non existent things rather

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He may have gone swimming.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Never seen so many people fuss over a missing cock before!"

My old man lost his prize maran from his allotment a few years ago...very similar situation to this it was.......bad times loosing your cock.....

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By *ommy4600Man
over a year ago

leominster

Perhaps one of ladys can put up a pic for us to rate.be much more fun!!

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By *eendeeCouple
over a year ago

sheffield


"He said it's a grower!!! so maybe he's watering it and hoping the sun will help it grow quicker to take the pic then lol

Oooooh, I read growler."

lol its not growling and definitely no pussies are purring at the site of it either x

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By *lackshadow7Man
over a year ago

Toronto


"Its all the waiting, anticipating cock sluts I feel sorry for.

No need to worry, we all have old faves to fall back on in times of cockly need!

I'm afraid my cocklust is unquenchable, like a libidinous vampire I need a constant supply of fresh spam javelin to keep me upright."

This made me twitch, haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is most unsatisfactory, I wake up and immediately reach for my phone thinking that the OP would naturally have snook a meat feast and some nice squidgy dough balls onto his profile whilst I was in the land of nod dreaming of kittens.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have we found it yet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No one can find it!... must be a little one unfortunately like me ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This is most unsatisfactory, I wake up and immediately reach for my phone thinking that the OP would naturally have snook a meat feast and some nice squidgy dough balls onto his profile whilst I was in the land of nod dreaming of kittens."

I dreamt of pussy last night as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No one can find it!... must be a little one unfortunately like me ha "

Can't find yours either......what's going on, where is all the Fab cock?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 20/05/14 09:09:48]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine ? Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your never gonna guess what my cat brought home... erm has anyone lost a Cock ???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For the op's sake I hope he is packing a whopper or his reputation will never recover from this

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

(pops head round the door to see if there's any cock news to be greeted by an array of disappointed faces)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Having a tea break and thought, Hmmm cock watch!

Disappointment.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bet his profile's never had so many views.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah this has got to be the best " look at me " thread ever . Im going to do a " Rate my pussy "thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

mmmmmm

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"Yeah this has got to be the best " look at me " thread ever . Im going to do a " Rate my pussy "thread "

I bet my 'rate my left elbow' gets more views

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yeah this has got to be the best " look at me " thread ever . Im going to do a " Rate my pussy "thread

I bet my 'rate my left elbow' gets more views "
You do have a lovely pair of elbows I must admit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do hands....I'll be exceedingly moist.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rate my small one lol if u can see in a pic lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On my lunch - still no sign of the elusive cock?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rate mine while your at it there's a better pic on profile

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

well, i thought i would put you out of your misery cockwatchers!. pmsl...his evil twin who takes over and gets him into trouble!.;-)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Its an invisible cock! Be very alert! "

yes be a lert the country needs more lerts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thought!

I need bigger, it's tiny.

Because it's only an avatar and I'm only looking on my phone.

Until I get what I want I can only possibly give a maximum of 5/10 because it's not presented to satisfy depraved females.

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By *hris3437Man
over a year ago

somewhere

Classic thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Took your time,

Better late then not showing up, you had a lot of people worried,

The cock watch is over

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By *oveToLick23Man
over a year ago

Wicklow

Rate mine ease!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thought!

I need bigger, it's tiny.

Because it's only an avatar and I'm only looking on my phone.

Until I get what I want I can only possibly give a maximum of 5/10 because it's not presented to satisfy depraved females."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"well, i thought i would put you out of your misery cockwatchers!. pmsl...his evil twin who takes over and gets him into trouble!.;-) "
To late we are bored now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have dick pics on my profile. It's very much a consolation prize for all the disappointed.

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By *anny PepperoniMan
over a year ago

Matlock


"in honour of the lady poster of Rate my arse, i thought i might put my "head", lol, on the chopping block and ask the lovely fabbers to Rate my cock..bracing myself!!!! lol..i think he's ok. I love 'im..a grower..xx "

It's longer than your profile!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have dick pics on my profile. It's very much a consolation prize for all the disappointed."

I didn't think to even check the OP's avatar. My apologies.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck me it's materialised!!

I'll give it an 8.5

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wathcing the simpsons.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fuck me it's materialised!!

I'll give it an 8.5 "

that's a very high score for a material cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And to end it all 1 out 10 for finally making an appearance. ....

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By *il_Lou90Woman
over a year ago

falkirk

Shame it appears to be a fake pic... a days wait, 170+ messages to see a fake

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