FabSwingers.com forum: WHATS THE FUNNEST THING SOMEONE,S SAID TO YOU,,"",AFTER SEX"",,

By *aintmike OP Man
over a year ago

glasgow

who's first,,

,, this should be good

or have you finished yet,

,,,

is it in

,,,,

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By *lumsy colinMan
over a year ago

basingstoke

that it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

sorry for farting

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By *umourCouple
over a year ago

Rushden

"Was what good for me???"

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By *lumsy colinMan
over a year ago

basingstoke

thanks

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

That will be Fifty pounds please Miss...

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By *ouvakMan
over a year ago

clacton on sea

if i have to do that all over again, you'll have to pay me this time

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By *ouple1234Couple
over a year ago

BELFAST UK

girlfrend to me- did you like that, 'ME' YES WAS GOOD 'girlfriend i did tv was great'

she was joking but thank god

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

after about 2 minutes of me wondering if it was really in...this guy says "I'm done...can I use your loo?"

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Would you like fries with that

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By *iggles and BeardyCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

A friend actualy had a guy go "beep beep beep, the viacle is reversing" as he pulled out..

She said it would have been fine if he had any actual size worth comenting on :P

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By *aintmike OP Man
over a year ago

glasgow

"A friend actualy had a guy go "beep beep beep, the viacle is reversing" as he pulled out..

She said it would have been fine if he had any actual size worth comenting on :P

another good one,, thanks people has been a pleasure writing,, as the song says ,,"and now the end is near"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Girl said to me after a Bonk, that was lovely Mike

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Im off to get some chips do you want some

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

people talk after sex?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oooh is that the time xx

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By *aintmike OP Man
over a year ago

glasgow

can you ""please"",, untie me now

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By *ichNjudyCouple
over a year ago

stoke on trent

Funniest ones and both totally true - both said to Rich

By an ethnic lady from Wales

'zzzzzzz zzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzz'

(sorry couldn't spell a snoring sound)

She'd put her head down on her arms and fell asleep while doing it doggy!

And gotta be the funniest by a mile - From a very nice lady in Yorkshire

'Would you mind if we didn't have sex again'

Both 100% true

Anyone beat that?

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By *exyasMan
over a year ago

glasgow

call the police iv just been robbed

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By *aintmike OP Man
over a year ago

glasgow

did you see my ring,,,

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By *unPeteMan
over a year ago

Near Bristol

you look bigger on your profile!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

yabba dabaa do....i can only suggest guys, yabba dabba dont

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Er I think you might need this! while placing my marena coil into my hand!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

shit,where did the condom go???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Er I think you might need this! while placing my marena coil into my hand!"
OMG that must have been embarrassing, not to say painful, sympathies. A one time boyfriend looked down at me as we were bonking and said "nice teeth", couldnt stop giggling.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Er I think you might need this! while placing my marena coil into my hand!OMG that must have been embarrassing, not to say painful, sympathies. A one time boyfriend looked down at me as we were bonking and said "nice teeth", couldnt stop giggling."

Not very practical, caused a whole heap of issues and months later im still not right. We did laugh at the time although my doctor wasnt too impressed when i handed it to him!

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By *aintmike OP Man
over a year ago

glasgow

when you,v finished,,wake me up

NOT AGAIN!!!

"you horny bastard" that was from a lady

with a broad belfast accent,,

move i cant see the telly.

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