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"As a newbie to that area I will post and await any comments too" me too....feel embarrassed to ask but how will u ever learn if you don't ask lol | |||
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"...ooh. have always wanted to meet someone who'd do that. And then a good night afterwards! " well now you have...watch this space | |||
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"Yes if you want to explode Man slaughter by exploding butt plug " lol....this did make me laugh | |||
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"Yes if you want to explode Man slaughter by exploding butt plug lol....this did make me laugh" Talk about spontaneous combustion lol | |||
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"So maybe just try 30 minutes perhaps?" 30mins to an hour maximum really and make sure you douche well beforehand too. | |||
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"This is an inadvertently amusing topic. What if it had some sort of hollow so when you farted it played a clear recorder like letter C?" Totally unrelated but your avatar is outstanding | |||
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"This is an inadvertently amusing topic. What if it had some sort of hollow so when you farted it played a clear recorder like letter C?" Post of the day | |||
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"A couple of hours. However, put a small marble up first, so that when it is removed the trapped wind will shoot the marble across the room at the target of your choice. " But with the marble in there, if you jump up and down will you sound like a can of spray paint? | |||
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"Yes if you want to explode Man slaughter by exploding butt plug " | |||
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"This is an inadvertently amusing topic. What if it had some sort of hollow so when you farted it played a clear recorder like letter C? Totally unrelated but your avatar is outstanding " Ta, amazing what horny and bored at my desk can achieve. | |||
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"This is an inadvertently amusing topic. What if it had some sort of hollow so when you farted it played a clear recorder like letter C? Totally unrelated but your avatar is outstanding Ta, amazing what horny and bored at my desk can achieve." I'm horny and bored at my desk as I type (quiet day) yet I doubt I could achieve anything quite so attractive...Lol | |||
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"This is an inadvertently amusing topic. What if it had some sort of hollow so when you farted it played a clear recorder like letter C?" now there's a idea for Dragons Den...would certainly add a different spin to the line "I'm in"! | |||
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"I have several, my favourite being quite a large glass one. I'd find it uncomfortable though if I had it in for more than an hour. The idea of having a hollow one to allow gas to escape is pretty good, the only downside is-what if it's not gas?!... " Well my life has not been without it's memorable events and being on a date and a guy farting, following through and then telling me it has just happened has occurred. He said he'd go and sort himself out in the pub toilet. Let me assure you, should anyone shit themselves on a date, you're probably unlikely to want to then fuck them. Having the event punctuated with some manner of musical interlude might have saved the day. Im thinking modern jazz. | |||
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"I have several, my favourite being quite a large glass one. I'd find it uncomfortable though if I had it in for more than an hour. The idea of having a hollow one to allow gas to escape is pretty good, the only downside is-what if it's not gas?!... Well my life has not been without it's memorable events and being on a date and a guy farting, following through and then telling me it has just happened has occurred. He said he'd go and sort himself out in the pub toilet. Let me assure you, should anyone shit themselves on a date, you're probably unlikely to want to then fuck them. Having the event punctuated with some manner of musical interlude might have saved the day. Im thinking modern jazz." But it could have been so much worse. What if he'd been on top whilst you were in a 69? | |||
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"Is this a good idea? I know its very horny but surely the lube will dry. Genuine question so would appreciate sensible responses please x" Do you really need to ask? Was your arsehole designed for it you have to ask yourself and can you live with a prolapsed rectum? I would say no but I like to choose when and where I shit. | |||
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"This is an inadvertently amusing topic. What if it had some sort of hollow so when you farted it played a clear recorder like letter C?" So funny | |||
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"I've just ordered my first. It's a pink glass plug. If I fart will it break ? " I would say no it will be perfectly safe just as long as you aren't the sort that lets rip like an elephant. | |||
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"I've just ordered my first. It's a pink glass plug. If I fart will it break ? " You'll love it. Put it in the fridge before you use it and you'll love it even more! One thing I will say is that glass plugs are very unforgiving to the uninitiated and depending on the size of it you may want a few others in varying sizes so you can build up to it comfortably. | |||
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"Is this a good idea? I know its very horny but surely the lube will dry. Genuine question so would appreciate sensible responses please x Do you really need to ask? Was your arsehole designed for it you have to ask yourself and can you live with a prolapsed rectum? I would say no but I like to choose when and where I shit. " Is there a link for the research paper that shows butt plugs caused prolapsed rectums? | |||
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"I have several, my favourite being quite a large glass one. I'd find it uncomfortable though if I had it in for more than an hour. The idea of having a hollow one to allow gas to escape is pretty good, the only downside is-what if it's not gas?!... Well my life has not been without it's memorable events and being on a date and a guy farting, following through and then telling me it has just happened has occurred. He said he'd go and sort himself out in the pub toilet. Let me assure you, should anyone shit themselves on a date, you're probably unlikely to want to then fuck them. Having the event punctuated with some manner of musical interlude might have saved the day. Im thinking modern jazz. But it could have been so much worse. What if he'd been on top whilst you were in a 69? " And with a butt plug in | |||
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"Is this a good idea? I know its very horny but surely the lube will dry. Genuine question so would appreciate sensible responses please x Do you really need to ask? Was your arsehole designed for it you have to ask yourself and can you live with a prolapsed rectum? I would say no but I like to choose when and where I shit. Is there a link for the research paper that shows butt plugs caused prolapsed rectums?" Anything overly large or left in there for an extended period of time can cause the muscle to stop retracting back to its natural 'fully closed' position. Some porn stars like Hot Kinky Jo, who specialize in extreme anal play have suffered from prolapses, it's often part of their scenes. | |||
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"I have several, my favourite being quite a large glass one. I'd find it uncomfortable though if I had it in for more than an hour. The idea of having a hollow one to allow gas to escape is pretty good, the only downside is-what if it's not gas?!... Well my life has not been without it's memorable events and being on a date and a guy farting, following through and then telling me it has just happened has occurred. He said he'd go and sort himself out in the pub toilet. Let me assure you, should anyone shit themselves on a date, you're probably unlikely to want to then fuck them. Having the event punctuated with some manner of musical interlude might have saved the day. Im thinking modern jazz. But it could have been so much worse. What if he'd been on top whilst you were in a 69? And with a butt plug in" At least hearing the letter 'C' would give you some warning of the impending deluge | |||
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"This is an inadvertently amusing topic. What if it had some sort of hollow so when you farted it played a clear recorder like letter C?" If they did different musical notes, you could start a butt plug orchestra | |||
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"Is this a good idea? I know its very horny but surely the lube will dry. Genuine question so would appreciate sensible responses please x Do you really need to ask? Was your arsehole designed for it you have to ask yourself and can you live with a prolapsed rectum? I would say no but I like to choose when and where I shit. Is there a link for the research paper that shows butt plugs caused prolapsed rectums? Anything overly large or left in there for an extended period of time can cause the muscle to stop retracting back to its natural 'fully closed' position. Some porn stars like Hot Kinky Jo, who specialize in extreme anal play have suffered from prolapses, it's often part of their scenes." I don't think anyone was suggesting leaving a marrow up there! If it's a recognised common complication there must be some evidence though to back the statement up, otherwise it can go on urbanmyths.com with wanking makes you blind! | |||
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"Is this a good idea? I know its very horny but surely the lube will dry. Genuine question so would appreciate sensible responses please x Do you really need to ask? Was your arsehole designed for it you have to ask yourself and can you live with a prolapsed rectum? I would say no but I like to choose when and where I shit. Is there a link for the research paper that shows butt plugs caused prolapsed rectums? Anything overly large or left in there for an extended period of time can cause the muscle to stop retracting back to its natural 'fully closed' position. Some porn stars like Hot Kinky Jo, who specialize in extreme anal play have suffered from prolapses, it's often part of their scenes. I don't think anyone was suggesting leaving a marrow up there! If it's a recognised common complication there must be some evidence though to back the statement up, otherwise it can go on urbanmyths.com with wanking makes you blind!" Like I said large objects OR extended periods of time. Large objects can cause tearing and time will cause the muscle to stretch. When I've played with my large glass plug, even for short periods of time I can feel its effects for quite some time. That being said, everyone is different and some may get away with it. I would always recommend a cautious approach though. | |||
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"This is an inadvertently amusing topic. What if it had some sort of hollow so when you farted it played a clear recorder like letter C?" A great idea for a wind instrument there! | |||
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"This is an inadvertently amusing topic. What if it had some sort of hollow so when you farted it played a clear recorder like letter C? A great idea for a wind instrument there! " Had Prince played it the famous song may have been call Brown Rain instead of Purple! | |||
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"Is this a good idea? I know its very horny but surely the lube will dry. Genuine question so would appreciate sensible responses please x Do you really need to ask? Was your arsehole designed for it you have to ask yourself and can you live with a prolapsed rectum? I would say no but I like to choose when and where I shit. Is there a link for the research paper that shows butt plugs caused prolapsed rectums? Anything overly large or left in there for an extended period of time can cause the muscle to stop retracting back to its natural 'fully closed' position. Some porn stars like Hot Kinky Jo, who specialize in extreme anal play have suffered from prolapses, it's often part of their scenes." *Bawk* I think I just threw up in my mouth a bit. Not a pleasant mental image, already had my grim bodily malfunction fix for the day after having to explain what prolapse was wrt a sheep giving birth!!! | |||
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"Let's go through the musical butt plug scale! A for anus B for bum C for crap D for dump E for expulsion of air F for flabba labba labba (see e) G for gagging " You've set the bar for me trying to come up with a whole new modal theory. I will now be spending my evening trying to relate anal to the seven modes of the major scale! | |||
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"And to think I wouldn't get much response....glad I've brightened up your day with my thread...a little more research needed before I bend over me thinks!" Try sitting on it, rather than bending over, much more fun | |||
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"This is an inadvertently amusing topic. What if it had some sort of hollow so when you farted it played a clear recorder like letter C? A great idea for a wind instrument there! Had Prince played it the famous song may have been call Brown Rain instead of Purple!" Well the diminutive one is a multi-instrumentalist. I'd love to hear him fart out 'Raspberry Beret' | |||
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"And to think I wouldn't get much response....glad I've brightened up your day with my thread...a little more research needed before I bend over me thinks! Try sitting on it, rather than bending over, much more fun " Oh yes. Love this. So fun when you feel your body suck it in, you stand up and it's gone Unless it has a sucker on it's base. Then you sit on it. Feel it open you and then fill you. When you lift up it gets drawn out. Up and down you go and enjoy a good fucking | |||
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"This is an inadvertently amusing topic. What if it had some sort of hollow so when you farted it played a clear recorder like letter C? A great idea for a wind instrument there! Had Prince played it the famous song may have been call Brown Rain instead of Purple! Well the diminutive one is a multi-instrumentalist. I'd love to hear him fart out 'Raspberry Beret'" Too much anal and it could be Dangleberry Beret! | |||
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"A couple of hours. However, put a small marble up first, so that when it is removed the trapped wind will shoot the marble across the room at the target of your choice. " Lol, that could be used as a potential secret weapon. Don't tell anyone who goes paint-balling. One team usually red paint the other green or yellow, but at the end of the game counting up the number of red or green painball hits, could add in the brown stains and say i got you there with the combination butt plug/marble gun. | |||
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"I may be a bit naive but I have no idea why someone would stick something up their bum at all that wasn't a suppository. What is the attraction? If I ever have something inside my rectum I just want too have a poo when its there, is that what people enjoy? " Anal play can be very erotic and very satisfying. Some people also see it as quite taboo and that's another element for them. Everyone is different, some like it, some don't. Personally I think keeping an open mind is the best thing and try not to look down on those who do things differently to me... | |||
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"I may be a bit naive but I have no idea why someone would stick something up their bum at all that wasn't a suppository. What is the attraction? If I ever have something inside my rectum I just want too have a poo when its there, is that what people enjoy? " Frankly I find it very enjoyable. I don't feel as if I want to poo doing it. It also has dramatic effect on the intensity of my orgasms. All in all pretty good I'd say | |||
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"I may be a bit naive but I have no idea why someone would stick something up their bum at all that wasn't a suppository. What is the attraction? If I ever have something inside my rectum I just want too have a poo when its there, is that what people enjoy? " No. It isn't. That instinctive 'I need a poo ' is soon overcome and then for guys at least, it's a prostate stimulating wowser! | |||
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