FabSwingers.com forum: What Will You Like As Your Epitaph

By *ptimusD OP Man
over a year ago

Birmingham

We are all going to kick the bucket at some point. So I thought, if you could have a hand in it, what will you like on your headstone.

Be as bold, funny, brazen and outlandish as you like. After all, you'll be dead and gone by the time anyone gets to see it

I'll kick us off then shall I?

I'd like mine to be:

Here lies a man who lived his life well.

If you don't think so, well, he doesn't care what you think!

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

No better friend.

No worse enemy.

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

On my gravestone I'd like " I can see right up your skirt from down here! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Been there, done that, got the headstone!! Lol

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

This one is 17th century, I think...

"as you are now, I once was

As I am now, you will be"

"I believe in reincarnation and you've just trodden on me"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm Dead.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Either,

"Please leave a message after the beep"

"So long suckers"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I asked to be buried in a Y shaped coffin!!!

Here lies naughty purehoneypot,

in her last resting plot,

Minxy,cheeky,lots of fun,

She loved to take it up the........

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By *inky pWoman
over a year ago

leicester

Get the fuck of my chest will ya! Hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

now i can haunt you lot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Still Stiff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Buried up side down

So you can kiss my arse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He was there for the gangbang.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I fucking told you I was ill !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would like to pass just after climaxing so that my epitaph would be;

He came, He went

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" I faked my death "

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By *uud 4-funMan
over a year ago

Dartford

How about: 'Beneath this sod lies another'

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By *bony in IvoryCouple
over a year ago

Black&White Utopia

"If ya gonna dance on it at least make it the can-can "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I told you i was ill

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spike Milligan's headstone actually says just that, genius

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh thank god! . . get a shovel quickly, i cant see a fukin thing down here

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By *ptimusD OP Man
over a year ago

Birmingham

Well, it appears most of you have given this a lot more thought than I'd have expected

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is that it?

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By *he_virgin_maryWoman
over a year ago

Here, there and everywhere!

As per spike Milligan....

I told you I was I'll!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Piss on the next one not mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its fuking dark in here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wanna die peacefully like my grandad . Not screaming like the passengers in his car

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 14/05/14 09:34:36]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sit on my face and tell that you love me

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By *hooter McGavinMan
over a year ago

Exeter

Can't remember who said it but I heard a celeb had written on his "I told them I was sick" or I told them I was not well"

That would be good or have written something like I have discovered the secret of life and how to be happy it is ....................

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Well it seemed like a good idea at the time.

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By *anny PepperoniMan
over a year ago

Matlock

Going down for the last time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can't remember who said it but I heard a celeb had written on his "I told them I was sick" or I told them I was not well"

That would be good or have written something like I have discovered the secret of life and how to be happy it is ...................."

Think it was Spike Milligan and it says 'told you I was ill'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spikes will always be a good one.

i have the winning Lottery ticket in here with me.

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By *hooter McGavinMan
over a year ago

Exeter

Sorry I got it wrong, yes "told you I was ill" is brilliant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck it......nobody reads these anyway

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By *rinking-in-laCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

"I bet you wish you phoned more often!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Famous last words from the guy in the band Chicago "don't worry it's not loaded"...it was. Ouch

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By *atelotmanMan
over a year ago

Chatham

Oh start to worry I will back sooner then you think bitch,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Looking for single bi female."

Then everyone will know you were on fab.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Best before .......(insert the date the day before I croaked).

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By *ohohoWoman
over a year ago

Up North

Pour vodka here (none of that cheap shite though!)

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By *ptimusD OP Man
over a year ago

Birmingham

Here Lies Johnny Yeast.

Pardon Me For Not Rising!

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This was actually from a gravestone in a New Mexico Cemetery.

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By *ivilizedkinkCouple
over a year ago

harrow

Who turned the bloody lights out ?

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By *ptimusD OP Man
over a year ago

Birmingham

Bump x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want mine to be honest, loving husband, caring father, but what a complete and utter wanker

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By *ptimusD OP Man
over a year ago

Birmingham

"I want mine to be honest, loving husband, caring father, but what a complete and utter wanker"

That's refreshingly honest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

UNLOS

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How were we supposed to know, she was always bloody moaning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" ooooo that fookin' 'urt"

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

I hope someone cleared my bottom drawer out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was kidding Ok

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

didn't listen to anyone... probably why i am here!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here lies a fab lady

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

HELP!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

squirt ur pussy juice on my grave..and I will rise again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cant breath

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By *r not quite virginMan
over a year ago

rochdale

"This one is 17th century, I think...

"as you are now, I once was

As I am now, you will be"

"I believe in reincarnation and you've just trodden on me""

hmmm that first quotes slightly different but i have a feeling somebody has seen the original BSG...

as for me...

"i hope you made sure i was dead before you put me in here"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Died Tragically Rescuing His Family From The Wreckage Of A Destroyed Sinking Battleship.

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By *ptimusD OP Man
over a year ago

Birmingham

A widow wrote this epitaph in a Vermont cemetery:

"Sacred to the memory of my husband John Barnes, who died January 3, 1803.

His comely young widow, aged 23, has many qualifications of a good wife, and yearns to be comforted."

She certainly doesn't hang about does she

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