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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Rate my cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why would you want all the plump out of shape women on here to rate your cock?

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

looks good enough to eat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I rate your hair instead ?

Way more impressive than ur wang

That is some bonce ya got goin on there Jackie Brown

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why would you want all the plump out of shape women on here to rate your cock? "

Must we not then

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Why would you want all the plump out of shape women on here to rate your cock? "

You got me x

I like plump women though, especially when its hanging from their bum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

what your a man and you have a cock. extra extra read all about it breaking news men have cocks

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By *anny PepperoniMan
over a year ago

Matlock

I saw something similar on the deli counter at Tesco and it was 89p per 100g

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod

over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Rate it out of what?

A

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I saw something similar on the deli counter at Tesco and it was 89p per 100g"

Could you have it thick sliced ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

yep you have a cock well done

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looks like every other cock to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dunno about your cock. But you have a nice set of bangers on ya! Nearly as big as mine!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"yep you have a cock well done "

I'm very happy with it as well, thanks for the support x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's a cock, you're correct

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By *ovemenotWoman
over a year ago

yeovil

To be honest not very impressed

But as you said in the last post

This is a site just for out of shape women to fuck hot guys and as your not a hot guy not many of the out of shape women will be impressed !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do we all have to hold up score cards like on Strictly come dancing??!!

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By *am123Man
over a year ago

essex chelmsford

perhaps a hair cut would help

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By *anny PepperoniMan
over a year ago

Matlock


"I saw something similar on the deli counter at Tesco and it was 89p per 100g

Could you have it thick sliced ? "

Probably but it's not going anywhere near my sandwich!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"To be honest not very impressed

But as you said in the last post

This is a site just for out of shape women to fuck hot guys and as your not a hot guy not many of the out of shape women will be impressed !! "

I'd missed that one

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 11/05/14 14:57:05]

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"To be honest not very impressed

But as you said in the last post

This is a site just for out of shape women to fuck hot guys and as your not a hot guy not many of the out of shape women will be impressed !! "

There is a mix of women on here, like there is guys! I just agreed with him partly! And thanks for complementing my looks sugar x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"To be honest not very impressed

But as you said in the last post

This is a site just for out of shape women to fuck hot guys and as your not a hot guy not many of the out of shape women will be impressed !! "

it don't take much to impress me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I rate your hair instead ?

Way more impressive than ur wang

That is some bonce ya got goin on there Jackie Brown "

Looks like he needs a good barbering and a sheep dip to me!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can I rate your hair instead ?

Way more impressive than ur wang

That is some bonce ya got goin on there Jackie Brown

Looks like he needs a good barbering and a sheep dip to me!

"

Hell no!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

omg, I would go as far as to say that's the finest specimen I have ever set eyes on. it's amazing it has all the parts of a cock and even gets hard. you must be so proud to be the owner of such a magnificent beast. when you die it should be pickled and displayed in the natural history museum for all to marvel at its magnificence for years to come.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"omg, I would go as far as to say that's the finest specimen I have ever set eyes on. it's amazing it has all the parts of a cock and even gets hard. you must be so proud to be the owner of such a magnificent beast. when you die it should be pickled and displayed in the natural history museum for all to marvel at its magnificence for years to come. "

Why thank you very much

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It looks burnt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1 for your cock

10 for your hair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It looks burnt "

Friction burns??!!

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod

over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"It looks burnt "

American Pie burnt?

A

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By *adyGardenWoman
over a year ago

LONDON (se)

Big hair

Big cock

Anything else big?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It looks burnt

American Pie burnt?

A"

Its fine honestly x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Big hair

Big cock

Anything else big?"

My balls dangle a bit too

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"I saw something similar on the deli counter at Tesco and it was 89p per 100g"

Ooh I'll have a kilo please!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It looks burnt

Friction burns??!!"

savaloy?

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"Can I rate your hair instead ?

Way more impressive than ur wang

That is some bonce ya got goin on there Jackie Brown "

'Kin 'ell...just checked the hair and it's obviously Mungo Jerry's offspring

Give us a quick rendition of "In the Summertime" will ya

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can I rate your hair instead ?

Way more impressive than ur wang

That is some bonce ya got goin on there Jackie Brown

'Kin 'ell...just checked the hair and it's obviously Mungo Jerry's offspring

Give us a quick rendition of "In the Summertime" will ya "

Whats the Scottish lady who came second in "Britain's got Talent" called? Hmmmm....

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By *adyGardenWoman
over a year ago

LONDON (se)


"Big hair

Big cock

Anything else big?

My balls dangle a bit too"

That comes with age lol

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By *anny PepperoniMan
over a year ago

Matlock


"Big hair

Big cock

Anything else big?

My balls dangle a bit too

That comes with age lol"

I trip over mine sometimes

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