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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

what have you got to do to get a shag on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's your choice, but cock pics - especially avatars don't go down well. No pun intended.

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By *edangel_2013Woman
over a year ago

southend

I find being honest on ones profile often helps, along with decent public photos.

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By *uppy ConquerorMan
over a year ago

dundee

A bit of honesty goes a long way.It says on your profile you're straight, but verified by two tvs.

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By *uppy ConquerorMan
over a year ago

dundee


"I find being honest on ones profile often helps, along with decent public photos."
beat me to it lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello thank you for calling. to leave a message for the shag coordinator please press 1 then press 2 43 times. When you hear the ding enter your birthday and press #. bark like a dog until you are transfered to the voicemail. Once you are finished press 597 to leave a call back number. All message will be answered at the discretion of the shag coordinator. If you need to hear these instructions again please press 00. Happy fabbing and shagging

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello thank you for calling. to leave a message for the shag coordinator please press 1 then press 2 43 times. When you hear the ding enter your birthday and press #. bark like a dog until you are transfered to the voicemail. Once you are finished press 597 to leave a call back number. All message will be answered at the discretion of the shag coordinator. If you need to hear these instructions again please press 00. Happy fabbing and shagging "

Why didn't you tell me this before? I have a phone call to make.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello thank you for calling. to leave a message for the shag coordinator please press 1 then press 2 43 times. When you hear the ding enter your birthday and press #. bark like a dog until you are transfered to the voicemail. Once you are finished press 597 to leave a call back number. All message will be answered at the discretion of the shag coordinator. If you need to hear these instructions again please press 00. Happy fabbing and shagging "

So funny....we are rolling off the bed.....

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By *ancs MinxWoman
over a year ago

Burnley


"I find being honest on ones profile often helps, along with decent public photos."

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By *dventuroususCouple
over a year ago

sunderland

Yes after reading your profile, a bit of honesty would probably go a long way, and has been said solitary cock pic as avatar not very imaginative, dont no what you expected from the site, but remember its a swinging site, its not dial a shag.

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By *orthyorkypairCouple
over a year ago

North Yorkshire


"Yes after reading your profile, a bit of honesty would probably go a long way, and has been said solitary cock pic as avatar not very imaginative, dont no what you expected from the site, but remember its a swinging site, its not dial a shag."

well said! could not agree more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Priceless!!

I think I'd better ring that number myself!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Send a message to every single woman and couple askin 'wanna fuck'

Works, honest

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By *unguy2757Man
over a year ago

newcastle

By just his first comment re "shag ". it seems very derogatory and typical of a lazy single guys attitude towards people on site ...making it even harder for the genuine and respectful singles on site ...

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"By just his first comment re "shag ". it seems very derogatory and typical of a lazy single guys attitude towards people on site ...making it even harder for the genuine and respectful singles on site ... "

I would have thought it made it easier. Why does someone elses poor behaviour make it difficult for those that behave well? I often see this and always wonder about it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello thank you for calling. to leave a message for the shag coordinator please press 1 then press 2 43 times. When you hear the ding enter your birthday and press #. bark like a dog until you are transfered to the voicemail. Once you are finished press 597 to leave a call back number. All message will be answered at the discretion of the shag coordinator. If you need to hear these instructions again please press 00. Happy fabbing and shagging "

PMSL too funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"what have you got to do to get a shag on here "

Write a better profile, think about the way you're perceived by other people on here. Remember that this is about human interaction, and not just pieces of meat. Remove the cock photos. Stand out. Have something to say. Remember you're one of thousands.

Isn't it in any way obvious to you, based on your short profile that makes you sound a bit, well, crass?

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By *unguy2757Man
over a year ago

newcastle


"By just his first comment re "shag ". it seems very derogatory and typical of a lazy single guys attitude towards people on site ...making it even harder for the genuine and respectful singles on site ...

I would have thought it made it easier. Why does someone elses poor behaviour make it difficult for those that behave well? I often see this and always wonder about it."
..... because a lot of couples single fems are soured by experiences with the examples set by the OP ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm starting a book on when

1. The 'This site is pants I'm leaving in 35 days' thread goes up.

2. The precise time UNLOS appear.

Place your bets early for good odds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm starting a book on when

1. The 'This site is pants I'm leaving in 35 days' thread goes up.

2. The precise time UNLOS appear.

Place your bets early for good odds "

Go on then, got a spare tenner, bang it on UNLOS please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"By just his first comment re "shag ". it seems very derogatory and typical of a lazy single guys attitude towards people on site ...making it even harder for the genuine and respectful singles on site ...

I would have thought it made it easier. Why does someone elses poor behaviour make it difficult for those that behave well? I often see this and always wonder about it...... because a lot of couples single fems are soured by experiences with the examples set by the OP ... "

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