FabSwingers.com forum: Stood naked in women house

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Hey everyone, I'm stood naked on a women house I never meet waiting for to come in for some horny fun. Lol I'm so hard, going through her knicker draw lol

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Let's see if you're still hard when she catches you and chucks you out naked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What is a 'women house'?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you broken in, are you a burglar??!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did you have your own TV special on channel 5 last night?

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By *wiftieeMan
over a year ago

near Glasgow

And your point is........??

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

She told me where her spare key was and to get naked and wait for her as soon as she walks in she want to suck my cock. She txt and will be 10 mins

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"She told me where her spare key was and to get naked and wait for her as soon as she walks in she want to suck my cock. She txt and will be 10 mins "

What?? She's told a random bloke from an adult site she's never met before where her spare key is and to get naked and wait for her??? Its a big hairy bloke lol

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"She told me where her spare key was and to get naked and wait for her as soon as she walks in she want to suck my cock. She txt and will be 10 mins "

But did she tell you to rifle through her drawers?

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

don't wank and waste it.....

save it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"She told me where her spare key was and to get naked and wait for her as soon as she walks in she want to suck my cock. She txt and will be 10 mins

What?? She's told a random bloke from an adult site she's never met before where her spare key is and to get naked and wait for her??? Its a big hairy bloke lol"

That's what I was thinking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is surely gonna end up in bruises n split nose

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"She told me where her spare key was and to get naked and wait for her as soon as she walks in she want to suck my cock. She txt and will be 10 mins "

Fook, get outta my house now or I am calling the police.

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

hope its not a set up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"hope its not a set up "

Sounds well dodgy to me

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By *iverpool LoverMan
over a year ago

liverpool

"She told me where her spare key was and to get naked and wait for her as soon as she walks in she want to suck my cock. She txt and will be 10 mins "

then you woke up in your batman cape and had your cornflakes

if its true however then this site never ceases to amaze me.

what a strange thing to do, giving a stranger acess to her home

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have an image of the husband getting there first

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm sure it genuine, spoke to her on phone, I'm stroking it slow, I'm not wasting any cum, just sniffing her bras and panties mmmm

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

Whoa! This is one of those times when I really hope this is a fantasy or role play.

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"I'm sure it genuine, spoke to her on phone, I'm stroking it slow, I'm not wasting any cum, just sniffing her bras and panties mmmm"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hey everyone, I'm stood naked on a women house I never meet waiting for to come in for some horny fun. Lol I'm so hard, going through her knicker draw lol"

WTF ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ten minutes she's late!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She needs her head read by a good pysciatrist or this is the biggest load of BS I've heard and should be ing the fantasy/stories forum.

As a single female I would never do that, not even my FB knows where to find a key and to let himself in.

She is 1 or 3 things... Very Brave, Very Trusting or Damned right stupid. xx

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By *hris n AnnaCouple
over a year ago

edinburghish

"She told me where her spare key was and to get naked and wait for her as soon as she walks in she want to suck my cock. She txt and will be 10 mins

What?? She's told a random bloke from an adult site she's never met before where her spare key is and to get naked and wait for her??? Its a big hairy bloke lol"
Ha Ha pmsl cant wait to hear all about this "woman "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"She told me where her spare key was and to get naked and wait for her as soon as she walks in she want to suck my cock. She txt and will be 10 mins "

Lol..... This is hilarious. I have visions of her husband walking in. Dont think you will stay hard for long.

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By *tokecoupleukCouple
over a year ago

hanley

Hope you can run fast incase its a set up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What a crock of shit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lets hope for your benefit youv'e got the right house.

because if not this is something we will be reading about in the paper.

i read something the otherday about a guy turning upto a woman's house, ringing the doorbell and when she answered he said im here for your rape fantasy and tried barging in. Needless to say she was scared as hell and rang the police and the guy got arrested , turns out a woman with a grudge agaisnt this woman set the poor guy up by pretending to be her and setting the thing up. Lucky for him the police got to the bottom of it and the woman with the grudge is now facing a substantial prison sentence.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm sure it genuine, spoke to her on phone, I'm stroking it slow, I'm not wasting any cum, just sniffing her bras and panties mmmm"

Its probably a wind up. Its her neighbours house ha ha.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"She needs her head read by a good pysciatrist or this is the biggest load of BS I've heard and should be ing the fantasy/stories forum.

As a single female I would never do that, not even my FB knows where to find a key and to let himself in.

She is 1 or 3 things... Very Brave, Very Trusting or Damned right stupid. xx

Or non existent.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

This place gets more bizarre every day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well he's gone offline, hope he's alright and not being bummed by a big hairy bloke haha

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By *iverpool LoverMan
over a year ago

liverpool

"Well he's gone offline, hope he's alright and not being bummed by a big hairy bloke haha"

just almost choked on my water then ha

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By *dam_TinaCouple
over a year ago

Hampshire

I think he's probably been arrested if he's stood naked on a womans house

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whst happened to the young woman at work?

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By *ancs MinxWoman
over a year ago

Burnley

"This place gets more bizarre every day. "

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By *ovemenotWoman
over a year ago

yeovil

I can't wait to see what's happened

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"This place gets more bizarre every day.

Hallelujah, that why I stay

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

I've got to post so I can come back to this one

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By *hris n AnnaCouple
over a year ago

edinburghish

Doubt we ever hear about the "happy ending "lol hes probably sitting on an frozen bag of peas having been bummed by a very large man

ha ha Anna

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"She told me where her spare key was and to get naked and wait for her as soon as she walks in she want to suck my cock. She txt and will be 10 mins

What?? She's told a random bloke from an adult site she's never met before where her spare key is and to get naked and wait for her??? Its a big hairy bloke lol"

Lmao, and your about to lose your wallet, your anal virginity and your dignity.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This isn't Morrisons man is it?

Or office wanking monkey??

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

In her bathroom, no shit, just fucked her good! She so horny and fit. Got pics for to post later for the non believes. Cum so hard. Round to in a min lol ??

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"In her bathroom, no shit, just fucked her good! She so horny and fit. Got pics for to post later for the non believes. Cum so hard. Round to in a min lol ??"

good man, well done and glad you are having fun....

give her a length for us...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In her bathroom, no shit, just fucked her good! She so horny and fit. Got pics for to post later for the non believes. Cum so hard. Round to in a min lol ??"

Steal us all a trophy, packet of biscuits perhaps, or one of her seamed silk stockings.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"She told me where her spare key was and to get naked and wait for her as soon as she walks in she want to suck my cock. She txt and will be 10 mins

What?? She's told a random bloke from an adult site she's never met before where her spare key is and to get naked and wait for her??? Its a big hairy bloke lol

Lmao, and your about to lose your wallet, your anal virginity and your dignity."

I shouldn't laugh but

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bravo. And well done for remembering to take your phone with you.

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By *uck knows41Man
over a year ago

Arbroath

I wonder if she reads the forums lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bravo. And well done for remembering to take your phone with you. "

Of course you need to take your phone, I'm always logging on here in the middle of my meets!!

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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago

MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire)

"Bravo. And well done for remembering to take your phone with you.

Of course you need to take your phone, I'm always logging on here in the middle of my meets!!"

what else do you do on a meet... don't tell me you're one of those kinky buggers who actually have sexual contact

hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just love the threads by the delightfully naive, and always hope they're true, usually young blokes who are so excited they just have to tell someone.

Happy Trails to you Naked on Women House man, I hope you're having a blast.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol wow, you have a meet. And a very desperate one at that, what kind of idiot agrees to somthing like that. But in all fairness its most likley aload of bollocks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just see him streaking up the road with a bra as ear muffs.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm having a blast fuck, she's sucking my cock now as I write this, I'm showing her the posts lol ahhhhhh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you all really that gullible? I'm horrified, is potty person winding you up

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"I'm having a blast fuck, she's sucking my cock now as I write this, I'm showing her the posts lol ahhhhhh "

well done mrs

no teeth

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

"I'm having a blast fuck, she's sucking my cock now as I write this, I'm showing her the posts lol ahhhhhh "

At least she can multi-task

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

his posts do cheer me up though

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

"Are you all really that gullible? I'm horrified, is potty person winding you up

You mean it isn't true?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm having a blast fuck, she's sucking my cock now as I write this, I'm showing her the posts lol ahhhhhh

At least she can multi-task

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Course you are mate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can someone come round and help me into my corset, I fear if I don't put it on, my sides might split laughing!!!

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By *dam_TinaCouple
over a year ago

Hampshire

"Can someone come round and help me into my corset, I fear if I don't put it on, my sides might split laughing!!!"

Yep

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Well folks, it is the start of the Brighton Festival

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"his posts do cheer me up though

Me too, keep it up OP, they're hilarious.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Secret Life of Walter Mitty 2

soon to be released

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By *inkyfun2013Couple
over a year ago

lewisham

Clearly the sexy totty in the leggings from his post yesterday has succumbed to his charms. Lucky lady....!

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By *he Master JMan
over a year ago

Southall

"his posts do cheer me up though

Me too, keep it up OP, they're hilarious."

I think sidneys university is filming an adult version of beadles about look out for it on you tube

Can't wait for the bit where he walks in circles with his head in his hands swearing blind that he knew it was a setup from the start

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"In her bathroom, no shit, just fucked her good! She so horny and fit. Got pics for to post later for the non believes. Cum so hard. Round to in a min lol ??"

Sod the pics, it's the veri I can't wait for. Op I think I'll hotlist you so I don't miss it

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By *ancs MinxWoman
over a year ago

Burnley

I dont think he can for shame tell us what would have really happened!!

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Hey my phone says he's less than 10 miles away, shall i pop round and make the tea for them at half time?

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By *anxfrankMan
over a year ago

isle of man

I'm so sorry mate but we are thinking the same thing. In other words your going though you mums knickers draw while she nipped down the shop to get you few cans of stella, for you to drink whilst you watch jermey Kyle. Your a dreamer .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jackanory yet again......actually think we should be worrying more that someone in their 30s (although looking at his photos I doubt that) keeps posting these ridiculous fantasies on here.....no surprise that he has been offline since saying he will put photos up to prove his story.........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

NURSE!

Some bastards been nicking my medication again

Gimp

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Sighs and prints out a FORUM INSURANCE claim form.

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By *istressZoeTV/TS
over a year ago

cheshire

I can't wait to see the verification for this x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"She needs her head read by a good pysciatrist or this is the biggest load of BS I've heard and should be ing the fantasy/stories forum.

As a single female I would never do that, not even my FB knows where to find a key and to let himself in.

She is 1 or 3 things... Very Brave, Very Trusting or Damned right stupid. xx

Or sitting outaide calling the police saying her stalker is inside her house

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i would never do that with someone id never met - on either side of the coin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And still no verification on profile. Hmm wonder why

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By *my-blackTV/TS
over a year ago

Poole

Meanwhile in other news. Down on planet Earth today things happened, yes they really did.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And still no verification on profile. Hmm wonder why "

Oh im sure it'll arrive...positive it wont be a case of "oh, she's not verified so cant give me one back...." or...""she left the site"...or "forgot to give her my username"...it will be here soon....

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By *uggarbunnyWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

Well the first verification should be a good one so let's see

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

think the news at ten might be worth watching tonight

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By *am123Man
over a year ago

essex chelmsford

what a load of bollocks should be in the fantasies room

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've got to post so I can come back to this one

Here here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its been a few hours since his last post,

Should we be concerned for him/her

Should we put the bat signal up

#teambatman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

he really does have stamina.

shame the same cant be said for his phone battery,seeings a she aint been on for a while lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Should we call Robin and see if he knows what the score is?

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By *hris n AnnaCouple
over a year ago

edinburghish

The Joker has kidnapped him for trying to steal his job pmsl x Anna

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He's probably in his bedroom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"She needs her head read by a good pysciatrist or this is the biggest load of BS I've heard and should be ing the fantasy/stories forum.

As a single female I would never do that, not even my FB knows where to find a key and to let himself in.

She is 1 or 3 things... Very Brave, Very Trusting or Damned right stupid. xx

Or she's called Dave.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've got to post so I can come back to this one

Here here

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By *itSamCouple
over a year ago

Birmingham

True or not true it gave some pretty good reading. Who needs a good book to go to bed on.

It was like reading a book with the last pages missing waiting to hear what happens next lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

PMSL - This is the funniest post I have read in ages. Should have been posted in the fantasies. Looking forward to the "pics" and the verification. Somehow I do not think there will be any. Come on OP prove us all wrong.

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hey everyone, I'm stood naked on a women house I never meet waiting for to come in for some horny fun. Lol I'm so hard, going through her knicker draw lol"

What??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do we need to call the search and rescue?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do we need to call the search and rescue?

Fire brigade more likely, he's probably tied and handcuffed to the bed of a huge hairy bloke lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hey everyone, I'm stood naked on a women house I never meet waiting for to come in for some horny fun. Lol I'm so hard, going through her knicker draw lol"
haha he's lying .

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By *ancs MinxWoman
over a year ago

Burnley

Please put us all out of our misery and tell all!!

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By *eddonistikMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Been here 5 months, no sign of a woman in his photos, there are photos of him holding his dick, is there a word for people like that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Been here 5 months, no sign of a woman in his photos, there are photos of him holding his dick, is there a word for people like that?"

Yes, men.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A wanker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What a classic one way to get ppl to talk pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well that was fun.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I broke my leg last year, I laughed so much at this thread yesterday I nearly fell off my chair and broke the other one lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well he's gone offline, hope he's alright and not being bummed by a big hairy bloke haha"
lmfao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He's been online this morning so he's safe - hopefully!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think he's probably buried under her patio by now

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By *itSamCouple
over a year ago

Birmingham

I just had visions of all the comedies on TV where there is a guy locked in a cupboard and then I imagined Norman Wisdom meets del and Rodney in a not the nine o clock news set.

Mmm age showing now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tell you what...if he's 31 then so am I !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Still waiting for the Punchline

Gimp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tell you what...if he's 31 then so am I !!!

Think he meant to put a 2, not a 3!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Been here 5 months, no sign of a woman in his photos, there are photos of him holding his dick, is there a word for people like that?"

there are no men in my photos. What does that mean?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Been here 5 months, no sign of a woman in his photos, there are photos of him holding his dick, is there a word for people like that?

there are no men in my photos. What does that mean? "

Me too

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By *ivilizedkinkCouple
over a year ago

harrow

Funny batmans not usually this quiet . And still no photos or validation of this extraordinary tale . We wonder why lol .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pmsl more like he's standing in his room waiting for the blow up doll to inflate pmsl

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By *uestandpinkCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

This has been the funniest thread ever, laughing me pants off here.

Her

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

The meet was cut short, his mum called him home for his tea.

Dinner, dinner,dinner, dinner Batman!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The meet was cut short, his mum called him home for his tea.

Dinner, dinner,dinner, dinner Batman!"

lol, the meet was cut short when he woke up!!

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By *oom18Couple
over a year ago

Rotherham

"The meet was cut short, his mum called him home for his tea.

Dinner, dinner,dinner, dinner Batman!"

ha ha pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is the first time I've looked at the forums, never mind posting on one but OMG....I'm so glad I picked this thread to read.

I've laughed so much my tummy hurts.

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By *otTheReal01Man
over a year ago

London

I did actually have a meet like this many, many years ago. (apart from the underwear sniffing bit

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We arranged it via email and I went over to her place and waited for her in her bed naked. However in my case I had met the girl in question at a night club the week before so not quite as out there as the Caped Crusader's exploit...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

wow, lmao at this one .. he'll probably turn up in a suitcase in a ditch somewhere

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

still he got everyone's attention, good lad!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 10/05/14 17:38:08]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OP hasn't been online for 9 hours.

Do you think we should call Commissioner Gordon ?

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"OP hasn't been online for 9 hours.

Do you think we should call Commissioner Gordon ? "

Commissioner Gordon....that brought back some memories

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Best cliffhanger ever!! Was this a true story? Hurry up Batman.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"She told me where her spare key was and to get naked and wait for her as soon as she walks in she want to suck my cock. She txt and will be 10 mins

What?? She's told a random bloke from an adult site she's never met before where her spare key is and to get naked and wait for her??? Its a big hairy bloke lol"
my thoughts exsctly.....get out now while ya can....lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its 10 hours now....I'm thinking a search party. We should go in two's...."dave" could still be horny and might be a little reluctant to give up his new "wife"....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just waiting for the the news ticker on sky news to update,

You never know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

im imagining the background info on crimewatch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"She told me where her spare key was and to get naked and wait for her as soon as she walks in she want to suck my cock. She txt and will be 10 mins

What?? She's told a random bloke from an adult site she's never met before where her spare key is and to get naked and wait for her??? Its a big hairy bloke lol"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have you broken in, are you a burglar??!!"

Hr's not in the house, said he's standing, on womans house

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By *r n mrs swingCouple
over a year ago

pontefract

well I was thinking how boring my Saturday night was till I read this funny as! !!

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By *lorious hole bs16Man
over a year ago

Bristol

All joking aside, I know a few gay guys who have been doin similar things like this for years (some with consequences)and the straight 'community' often follow suit in relation to sexual activities.

It may well be genuine..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lol wow, you have a meet. And a very desperate one at that, what kind of idiot agrees to somthing like that. But in all fairness its most likley aload of bollocks"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have you broken in, are you a burglar??!!

Hr's not in the house, said he's standing, on womans house

Funny place to keep your knicker drawer, bit inaccessible if you need some emergency pants lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm having a blast fuck, she's sucking my cock now as I write this, I'm showing her the posts lol ahhhhhh "
if you can type this while shes suckin u, must be a lousy bj as in my experience guys lose control when its right!

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By *lwaysup4it69Couple
over a year ago

Kirkby in Ashfield

Bless him think OP was sitting in his bedsit in his pants having a wank while dreaming lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh well!Hes probably fallen off the house by now and the men in white coats have got him safely in his straightjacket and subdued him with a chemical cosh.Care in the Community?....I don't know!

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By *a-ra-ra-boom-de-ayCouple
over a year ago

Wish it was the Algarve! Aberdeenshire

God is he on to another one now! Pmsl..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

omfg , lol

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford

Thread of the month.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hope he took his utility belt he might need 1 of those gadgets to escape from penguins goons i mean he didn't even take back up how did Alfred let him go but i mean talk about a back story for Bruce Wayne lol

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By *wiftieeMan
over a year ago

near Glasgow

"I'm having a blast fuck, she's sucking my cock now as I write this, I'm showing her the posts lol ahhhhhh if you can type this while shes suckin u, must be a lousy bj as in my experience guys lose control when its right! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just heard from him, he's still in a&e having his rectum stitched back together after being bummed by the man of the house little too vigorously

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By *lwaysup4it69Couple
over a year ago

Kirkby in Ashfield

"Just heard from him, he's still in a&e having his rectum stitched back together after being bummed by the man of the house little too vigorously

Is he still wearing the gimp mask lol

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By *nigmatic1Woman
over a year ago

A seaside town near you!

"I'm sure it genuine, spoke to her on phone, I'm stroking it slow, I'm not wasting any cum, just sniffing her bras and panties mmmm"

Does she keep used underwear in her drawers or do you like the smell of Lenor??

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By *mmabluTV/TS
over a year ago

upton wirral

She is going to whip you I reckon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wonder if Batman will make another appearance in the thread or part two

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wonder if Batman will make another appearance in the thread or part two "

He can't, he's being held a sex slave by a huge hairy bloke lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wonder if Batman will make another appearance in the thread or part two

He can't, he's being held a sex slave by a huge hairy bloke lol"

Pulp fiction and gimp suit comes to mind

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By *eddonistikMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"Have you broken in, are you a burglar??!!

Hr's not in the house, said he's standing, on womans house

Funny place to keep your knicker drawer, bit inaccessible if you need some emergency pants lol"

I was thinking that

By the way your user name just attracts me without even looking at your profile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Latest odds by Paddy Power

He is still tied up 7/1

He had the best sex of his life and they are still at it 20/1

He made it all up for a bit of light hearted banter 2/1

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By *lwaysup4it69Couple
over a year ago

Kirkby in Ashfield

At them odds I will have a score on him being tied up lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Latest odds by Paddy Power

He is still tied up 7/1

He had the best sex of his life and they are still at it 20/1

He made it all up for a bit of light hearted banter 2/1

20/1 on having the best sex of his life isn't there better odds than that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

2 days and still no response from OP or a verification for that matter.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

LOL I hope it is.....imagine the shock as 5 big hairy arsed builders come in to ravage him......he he he

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By *itSamCouple
over a year ago

Birmingham

"2 days and still no response from OP or a verification for that matter."

Keep checking the news. Dunno if it should be on the nine o clock news or those of you who are old enough to remember "not the nine o clock news"

Those of you who do not remember "not the nine o clock news... Google it" funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He missed the last train from Fantasy Land to Reality that evening!!

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By *icple123Couple
over a year ago

st albans

He can't post at the minute, hes been taken captive by the big hairy man who's been bumming him since he broke into their house to rifle through their drawers!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To be fair - we've ALL looked at his profile - go you OP lol!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To be fair - we've ALL looked at his profile - go you OP lol!

We're all eagerly awaiting the verification

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To be fair - we've ALL looked at his profile - go you OP lol!

We're all eagerly awaiting the verification

Probay the funniest thread in years

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any news? No? Darn it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I heard he's changing his username from Batman to The Invisible Man....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got to post just to see if we find out anymore about the fantasy, oops sorry I mean meet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just got back in from the rain, have spent the last day dismembering and burying this strange naked man I found in our bedroom...

The wierdo was sniffing her knickers...

Wife says she never knew him....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The meet was cut short, his mum called him home for his tea.

Dinner, dinner,dinner, dinner Batman!"

Omg this is the first time I have ventured into the forum! If all the threads are this funny im going to but shares in Tena Lady! Ha

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

No more posts! He won't have room to tell us the outcome

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By *0hnnyBrav0Man
over a year ago

Great Wyrley

Was Marcellus Wallace there too?

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

what was batman doing there .. was he robin her . is he shut in a wardrobe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Please keep us entertained with your tales of derring-do OP, fictional or otherwise, it's so much fun replying.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She must have croaked him. He aint logged in yet since the other day.

...shit happens.

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