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By *eminiman61 OP   Man
over a year ago

mansfield

The thread about average cock size got me thinking,is it always the man exagerating or lying

An ex of mine used to call me Mr 10 implying I was 10"

Another ex said I was bigger than her 2 kids black dad.

Countless women have said I'm the best guy theyve ever had sex with.

Although alot of these compliments are good for my ego. I wonder if they get told to say these things,say in womens magazines???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I suspect most women know that most men like to have their cock complimented.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love you long time big boy

Means nothing but panders to egos

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By *tirling DarkCouple
over a year ago

Stirling


"Love you long time big boy

Means nothing but panders to egos"

And the OP appears to be stroking his ego

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe they were being sincere and you can't take a compliment!

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By *ohohoWoman
over a year ago

Up North

I have compliments wrote on the back of my hand. Just in case I forget to say then all.

OP. You looking for compliments?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its no different to the compliments men lavish on women,if someone likes you or wants your attention they'll say nice things because people like it

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By *tirling DarkCouple
over a year ago

Stirling


"Its no different to the compliments men lavish on women,if someone likes you or wants your attention they'll say nice things because people like it "

or because they want something.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It all depends on who else they've had sex with.

They may have had terrible sex in the past and you, by comparison, are amazing.

You could be shite and she's just saying that to avoid an embarrassing moment.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The thread about average cock size got me thinking,is it always the man exagerating or lying

An ex of mine used to call me Mr 10 implying I was 10"

Another ex said I was bigger than her 2 kids black dad.

Countless women have said I'm the best guy theyve ever had sex with.

"

With regards to male chest beating, I see it as not being much different as in the animal kingdom - the peacock with the most beautiful feathers, the strongest, mightiest maned lion, its typically males pursuing females come mating season, and those with the most going in their favour will often be the ones with the best chance of getting a shot at the most sought after females, bragging of our cock sizes and sexual prowess, as you've just done, is simply our way of promoting our eligibility for potential 'mates'.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I find,

" you have a nice cock etc etc etc"

Is always closely followed

" can I take your card shopping please"

Perhaps it's a married thing lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The thread about average cock size got me thinking,is it always the man exagerating or lying

An ex of mine used to call me Mr 10 implying I was 10"

Another ex said I was bigger than her 2 kids black dad.

Countless women have said I'm the best guy theyve ever had sex with.

With regards to male chest beating, I see it as not being much different as in the animal kingdom - the peacock with the most beautiful feathers, the strongest, mightiest maned lion, its typically males pursuing females come mating season, and those with the most going in their favour will often be the ones with the best chance of getting a shot at the most sought after females, bragging of our cock sizes and sexual prowess, as you've just done, is simply our way of promoting our eligibility for potential 'mates'."

Does it really work though or is it off putting?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The thread about average cock size got me thinking,is it always the man exagerating or lying

An ex of mine used to call me Mr 10 implying I was 10"

Another ex said I was bigger than her 2 kids black dad.

Countless women have said I'm the best guy theyve ever had sex with.

With regards to male chest beating, I see it as not being much different as in the animal kingdom - the peacock with the most beautiful feathers, the strongest, mightiest maned lion, its typically males pursuing females come mating season, and those with the most going in their favour will often be the ones with the best chance of getting a shot at the most sought after females, bragging of our cock sizes and sexual prowess, as you've just done, is simply our way of promoting our eligibility for potential 'mates'.

Does it really work though or is it off putting? "

It really depends on the woman, some seem to like the macho approach, others are turned off by it, and would perhaps prefer the more gentle touch - either can work, I think it mostly comes down to a guy realising and promoting himself through his best attributes.

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By *eminiman61 OP   Man
over a year ago

mansfield

Not at all,I see most people on here as full of shite. Words mean nothing to me,actions say more. Has for stroking my own ego,what a joke. Ive dated models such as Miss England

Im meeting a friend tonight,shes mentioned marriage,I'll be with her all weekend and Im off to Turkey Monday. Most on here think or assume people are liars/fakes.... Im 100% genuine.

I cant see where I bragged because I repeated what ex's had said. I could go on..... But nobody listens

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not at all,I see most people on here as full of shite. Words mean nothing to me,actions say more. Has for stroking my own ego,what a joke. Ive dated models such as Miss England

Im meeting a friend tonight,shes mentioned marriage,I'll be with her all weekend and Im off to Turkey Monday. Most on here think or assume people are liars/fakes.... Im 100% genuine.

I cant see where I bragged because I repeated what ex's had said. I could go on..... But nobody listens "

What is the point of this??

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By *eminiman61 OP   Man
over a year ago

mansfield

I was bought up by my mum and 3 sisters in the house. Im tender,and some say effeminate. Most of the women I meet like this about me. Trust me Im all man Ive been a boxer,street fighter,martial arts and a doorman.

Women like to feel protected and loved,my last ex loved me dying her hair and plaiting it daily,plus cooking cleaning n ironing..... I'll make someone a good wifey one day lol

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By *cottishsexgoddessWoman
over a year ago

Glenrothes

I'm not really one for complimenting a guy on his size. Might compliment him on what he's done, how he tastes etc. Only one man has gotten compliments about his size and how it looks and that's my FB! The more I see of him and it, the more I want! Greedy isn't in it! lol

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By *cottishsexgoddessWoman
over a year ago

Glenrothes


"I was bought up by my mum and 3 sisters in the house. Im tender,and some say effeminate. Most of the women I meet like this about me. Trust me Im all man Ive been a boxer,street fighter,martial arts and a doorman.

Women like to feel protected and loved,my last ex loved me dying her hair and plaiting it daily,plus cooking cleaning n ironing..... I'll make someone a good wifey one day lol"

Why are you soooooo far away?!!!!!

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By *eminiman61 OP   Man
over a year ago

mansfield

Distance shouldnt be a massive barrier

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By *cottishsexgoddessWoman
over a year ago

Glenrothes


"Distance shouldnt be a massive barrier "

Ooooer

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By *berdeenGuy1979Man
over a year ago

aberdeen

Well with all the exaggeration maybe he isn't so far as you think!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not at all,I see most people on here as full of shite. Words mean nothing to me,actions say more. Has for stroking my own ego,what a joke. Ive dated models such as Miss England

Im meeting a friend tonight,shes mentioned marriage,I'll be with her all weekend and Im off to Turkey Monday. Most on here think or assume people are liars/fakes.... Im 100% genuine.

I cant see where I bragged because I repeated what ex's had said. I could go on..... But nobody listens "

Don't be ashamed to boast, I have dated several page 3 models, I have had strangers propose to me in the street, and I am off to Skegness this weekend. My ex used to shag king dong bu she told me I was bigger, and just recently I have started shitting gold ingots, I could go on but nobody listens

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By *ohohoWoman
over a year ago

Up North

Is someone talking?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to have a solid gold toilet, that flushed my shite away with champagne, I have had a 3some with Bella Donna but who cares because no one listens.

Ps I'm ex sas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If your looking for compliments OP then we compliment you on your modesty.

Do you live in Turkey? You have never said

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OP, its lucky you arent gay my friend lol

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By *-4pleasureCouple
over a year ago

Belfast


"The thread about average cock size got me thinking,is it always the man exagerating or lying

An ex of mine used to call me Mr 10 implying I was 10"

Another ex said I was bigger than her 2 kids black dad.

Countless women have said I'm the best guy theyve ever had sex with.

Although alot of these compliments are good for my ego. I wonder if they get told to say these things,say in womens magazines??? "

Fuck me, have you any pics of your head disappearing up your own arse??

Such obvious insecurities.... bless xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The thread about average cock size got me thinking,is it always the man exagerating or lying

An ex of mine used to call me Mr 10 implying I was 10"

Another ex said I was bigger than her 2 kids black dad.

Countless women have said I'm the best guy theyve ever had sex with.

Although alot of these compliments are good for my ego. I wonder if they get told to say these things,say in womens magazines???

Fuck me, have you any pics of your head disappearing up your own arse??

Such obvious insecurities.... bless xx"

Haha, to be fair to him he has hidden his verification he got from the Minogue sisters after their 3 some

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"OP, its lucky you arent gay my friend lol"

He is lucky if he has any friends

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Personally more than happy for a woman to massage my ego or any other part of my anatomy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The thread about average cock size got me thinking,is it always the man exagerating or lying

An ex of mine used to call me Mr 10 implying I was 10"

Another ex said I was bigger than her 2 kids black dad.

Countless women have said I'm the best guy theyve ever had sex with.

Although alot of these compliments are good for my ego. I wonder if they get told to say these things,say in womens magazines???

Fuck me, have you any pics of your head disappearing up your own arse??

Such obvious insecurities.... bless xx

Haha, to be fair to him he has hidden his verification he got from the Minogue sisters after their 3 some "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thanks for the giggle, OP!

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By *tirling DarkCouple
over a year ago

Stirling

There is nothing like shamelessly pushing yourself. The only thing missing is the fact you are a millionaire but you did say you were a doorman so that's unlikely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The thread about average cock size got me thinking,is it always the man exagerating or lying

An ex of mine used to call me Mr 10 implying I was 10"

Another ex said I was bigger than her 2 kids black dad.

Countless women have said I'm the best guy theyve ever had sex with.

Although alot of these compliments are good for my ego. I wonder if they get told to say these things,say in womens magazines???

Fuck me, have you any pics of your head disappearing up your own arse??

Such obvious insecurities.... bless xx

Haha, to be fair to him he has hidden his verification he got from the Minogue sisters after their 3 some "

wouldnt you? pair o biffers lol

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By *eminiman61 OP   Man
over a year ago

mansfield


"OP, its lucky you arent gay my friend lol"

Im not gay Im extatic sex all weekend,then Monday I'll be in Turkey for probably 9 months ish. Lounging in my pool,while most of you'll be in these sunny climes.I might also do a few months in Thailand,for those plancton that dont believe me.... Check out the distance between us. What cant speak cant lie

As for being a millionaire who knows eh boys n girls.... How many of you lot retired at 44 pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

your eye sockets must be like chimneys lol

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By *ensual temptressWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

If all that someone could compliment on is an emanse rack and spankable arse then I'd be worried .

Do people toss compliments out with meaning it ..oh god yes but easy to tell genuine ones .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jeez!! If you're gonna be condescending and call the general community Plankton then at least spell it correctly!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"OP, its lucky you arent gay my friend lol

Im not gay Im extatic sex all weekend,then Monday I'll be in Turkey for probably 9 months ish. Lounging in my pool,while most of you'll be in these sunny climes.I might also do a few months in Thailand,for those plancton that dont believe me.... Check out the distance between us. What cant speak cant lie

As for being a millionaire who knows eh boys n girls.... How many of you lot retired at 44 pmsl "

Op is ironic that you call people plankton yet can't spell it.

From your previous posts on here you came across as a decent guy but now just look a bit sad and boastful.

Such a shame.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"OP, its lucky you arent gay my friend lol

Im not gay Im extatic sex all weekend,then Monday I'll be in Turkey for probably 9 months ish. Lounging in my pool,while most of you'll be in these sunny climes.I might also do a few months in Thailand,for those plancton that dont believe me.... Check out the distance between us. What cant speak cant lie

As for being a millionaire who knows eh boys n girls.... How many of you lot retired at 44 pmsl

Op is ironic that you call people plankton yet can't spell it.

From your previous posts on here you came across as a decent guy but now just look a bit sad and boastful.

Such a shame. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"OP, its lucky you arent gay my friend lol

Im not gay Im extatic sex all weekend,then Monday I'll be in Turkey for probably 9 months ish. Lounging in my pool,while most of you'll be in these sunny climes.I might also do a few months in Thailand,for those plancton that dont believe me.... Check out the distance between us. What cant speak cant lie

As for being a millionaire who knows eh boys n girls.... How many of you lot retired at 44 pmsl "

If your so rich why do you live with your sister

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my ex and present girlfriend say I'm a "massive cock " but I think thats something different to what your saying !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me! Me! And more me, I had a lovely cock today thanks.

Thanks for the auto biography.

Match.com give out free milk tray on arrival

Her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"OP, its lucky you arent gay my friend lol

Im not gay Im extatic sex all weekend,then Monday I'll be in Turkey for probably 9 months ish. Lounging in my pool,while most of you'll be in these sunny climes.I might also do a few months in Thailand,for those plancton that dont believe me.... Check out the distance between us. What cant speak cant lie

As for being a millionaire who knows eh boys n girls.... How many of you lot retired at 44 pmsl "

Marry me

Gimp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some people say I've got a massive cock.

crystal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How many of you lot retired at 44 pmsl "

ooh...ooh....wait, I know this...it was, it was...oh yeah, it was me...

and before monday, you're still in mansfield...stay classy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Some people say I've got a massive cock.

crystal "

Omg

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Some people say I've got a massive cock.

crystal

Omg "

My cock can do a good brummie impression too

crystal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Some people say I've got a massive cock.

crystal "

and I nearly managed to deepthroat it !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Some people say I've got a massive cock.

crystal

Omg

My cock can do a good brummie impression too

crystal"

You're a bad bad woman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Some people say I've got a massive cock.

crystal

Omg

My cock can do a good brummie impression too

crystal"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Some people say I've got a massive cock.

crystal

and I nearly managed to deepthroat it !!!

"

Kristtbelle was quite impressed with your effort

crystal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Some people say I've got a massive cock.

crystal

Omg

My cock can do a good brummie impression too

crystal"

I thought it was Darth Vader on acid

Gimp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Some people say I've got a massive cock.

crystal

and I nearly managed to deepthroat it !!!

Kristtbelle was quite impressed with your effort

crystal"

she said she was totally in awe of my deepthroating abilities and that I was wasted on a rubber one !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not at all,I see most people on here as full of shite. Words mean nothing to me,actions say more. Has for stroking my own ego,what a joke. Ive dated models such as Miss England

Im meeting a friend tonight,shes mentioned marriage,I'll be with her all weekend and Im off to Turkey Monday. Most on here think or assume people are liars/fakes.... Im 100% genuine.

I cant see where I bragged because I repeated what ex's had said. I could go on..... But nobody listens

Don't be ashamed to boast, I have dated several page 3 models, I have had strangers propose to me in the street, and I am off to Skegness this weekend. My ex used to shag king dong bu she told me I was bigger, and just recently I have started shitting gold ingots, I could go on but nobody listens "

Pulls up a chair with popcorn. I want one of those gold ingots and a gold toilet that flushes champagne. Sorry got distracted - carry on OP, I wasn't listening

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Some people say I've got a massive cock.

crystal

and I nearly managed to deepthroat it !!!

Kristtbelle was quite impressed with your effort

crystal

she said she was totally in awe of my deepthroating abilities and that I was wasted on a rubber one !!! "

.

The ghey is penetrating you deeper

crystal

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"

Although alot of these compliments are good for my ego. I wonder if they get told to say these things,say in womens magazines??? "

Yea, it's those lying, gold-digging ho's off POF again....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Some people say I've got a massive cock.

crystal

and I nearly managed to deepthroat it !!!

Kristtbelle was quite impressed with your effort

crystal

she said she was totally in awe of my deepthroating abilities and that I was wasted on a rubber one !!! .

The ghey is penetrating you deeper

crystal"

His name wasn't GHEY it was ......

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814


"Love you long time big boy

Means nothing but panders to egos"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Congrats on wanting to let everyone know you are well hung and rich. I hope it gets you the attention you desire.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Congrats on wanting to let everyone know you are well hung and rich. I hope it gets you the attention you desire."

Careful now he has been in Streetfighter!!! Or was a Streetfighter?

I have had a fight in the street does that make me one aswell?

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By *anny PepperoniMan
over a year ago

Matlock


"Congrats on wanting to let everyone know you are well hung and rich. I hope it gets you the attention you desire."

Or deserve

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Congrats on wanting to let everyone know you are well hung and rich. I hope it gets you the attention you desire.

Or deserve"

He doesn't care, he's away shagging all weekend remember.

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol


"The thread about average cock size got me thinking,is it always the man exagerating or lying

An ex of mine used to call me Mr 10 implying I was 10"

Another ex said I was bigger than her 2 kids black dad.

Countless women have said I'm the best guy theyve ever had sex with.

Although alot of these compliments are good for my ego. I wonder if they get told to say these things,say in womens magazines??? "

It depends if they're fans of the metric or imperial system, I suppose.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Congrats on wanting to let everyone know you are well hung and rich. I hope it gets you the attention you desire.

Careful now he has been in Streetfighter!!! Or was a Streetfighter?

I have had a fight in the street does that make me one aswell?

"

maybe he means he once had a nintendo and played streefighter.

and was a doorman (held open doors, or was a door)

and has shagged models ( i once accidently glued a spitfire wing to the front of my trousers, does that count?)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Congrats on wanting to let everyone know you are well hung and rich. I hope it gets you the attention you desire.

Careful now he has been in Streetfighter!!! Or was a Streetfighter?

I have had a fight in the street does that make me one aswell?

maybe he means he once had a nintendo and played streefighter.

and was a doorman (held open doors, or was a door)

and has shagged models ( i once accidently glued a spitfire wing to the front of my trousers, does that count?)"

Funniest thing I've read all day

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By *tirling DarkCouple
over a year ago

Stirling

OP, think you have made everyone smile today even though you didn't me to. Do you really think it's mature to boast at your age, surely you left that behind in your teens? Really a bit sad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has he gone to turkey yet??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm the best any man has ever had....ever

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

Turkey Monday sounds like a new game; perhaps the opposite end to Face Pic Friday?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When he said he was off to Turkey Monday I thought it was a new take away place!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm the best any man has ever had....ever "

No, no, that's Gillette.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I really wish I was this guy.

*heavy sigh*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just like his gas fire, that's the only thing I'm jealous of ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just read the profile n the first thing that popped into my head was Simon Cowell

Gimp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm the best any man has ever had....ever

No, no, that's Gillette."

That's get. I'm the best they had

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Congrats on wanting to let everyone know you are well hung and rich. I hope it gets you the attention you desire.

Careful now he has been in Streetfighter!!! Or was a Streetfighter?

I have had a fight in the street does that make me one aswell?

maybe he means he once had a nintendo and played streefighter."

SHORYUKEN!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm the best any man has ever had....ever

No, no, that's Gillette.

That's get. I'm the best they had "

I thought only blokes said that

Gimp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A millionaire in Turkey.

Why the fuck can't you get laid there? Turkish women are hot...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm the best any man has ever had....ever

No, no, that's Gillette.

That's get. I'm the best they had

I thought only blokes said that

Gimp"

I've seen it written by women. We can boast too you know. I'm the best blow jobber in the whole wide world

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A millionaire in Turkey.

Why the fuck can't you get laid there? Turkish women are hot..."

But their all called Dona

Gimp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm the best any man has ever had....ever

No, no, that's Gillette.

That's get. I'm the best they had

I thought only blokes said that

Gimp

I've seen it written by women. We can boast too you know. I'm the best blow jobber in the whole wide world "

Nahh She who must be obeyed can suck a rugby ball through a hosepipe so nerrr

Gimp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

so you have enough money to have retired at 44 and you wonder why some woman compliment you ... jeesh I wonder why that is ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm the best any man has ever had....ever

No, no, that's Gillette.

That's get. I'm the best they had

I thought only blokes said that

Gimp

I've seen it written by women. We can boast too you know. I'm the best blow jobber in the whole wide world

Nahh She who must be obeyed can suck a rugby ball through a hosepipe so nerrr

Gimp"

and you still have a cock??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A millionaire in Turkey.

Why the fuck can't you get laid there? Turkish women are hot..."

Turkish Lira millionaire, more than enough to buy a large detatched house in Nottinghamshire with all mod cons including gas fire.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A millionaire in Turkey.

"

With the currency over there, to be classed a millionaire you only have to exchange about 32p

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Its no different to the compliments men lavish on women,if someone likes you or wants your attention they'll say nice things because people like it "

Lol, the compliments always make me giggle cos I know they're reeled out everytime, I've been around long enough to have heard it all x

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By *ing and RideCouple
over a year ago

stockport

I have looked at your profile.....you are 52 FFS. Why you talking like a young adult? Words fail me. I want to be so insulting but I am a grown up so I won't, but hey, have to say it, what a twat you are. See I not grown up anymore and it's your fault. Now I have let myself down, but just had to be said.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm the best any man has ever had....ever

No, no, that's Gillette.

That's get. I'm the best they had

I thought only blokes said that

Gimp

I've seen it written by women. We can boast too you know. I'm the best blow jobber in the whole wide world

Nahh She who must be obeyed can suck a rugby ball through a hosepipe so nerrr

Gimp

and you still have a cock?? "

After today im afraid to look

Gimp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When will,I will, I be famous

Bump

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Love you long time big boy

Means nothing but panders to egos

And the OP appears to be stroking his ego"

It's called fishing for compliments.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The thread about average cock size got me thinking,is it always the man exagerating or lying

An ex of mine used to call me Mr 10 implying I was 10"

Another ex said I was bigger than her 2 kids black dad.

Countless women have said I'm the best guy theyve ever had sex with.

Although alot of these compliments are good for my ego. I wonder if they get told to say these things,say in womens magazines??? "

No its the voices in your head

Gimp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't know about you ladies but if I had a vagina, this would be the guy for me!

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By *anny PepperoniMan
over a year ago

Matlock

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By *anny PepperoniMan
over a year ago

Matlock


"I don't know about you ladies but if I had a vagina, this would be the guy for me!"

If you need one he may still be!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It all depends on who else they've had sex with.

They may have had terrible sex in the past and you, by comparison, are amazing.

You could be shite and she's just saying that to avoid an embarrassing moment.

"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wow this escalated overnight.

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