FabSwingers.com forum: A new one liner.

By *opsy Rogers OP Woman
over a year ago

London

Well, new for me anyway.

Fuck your brains out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And they say romance is dead.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Iv had 3 the same today, youve got great tits! Erm, I know!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a girl once said im going to ride you in to battle !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Iv had 3 the same today, youve got great tits! Erm, I know!

I'll second that motion

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

I`ve just had one that said "can I cum over your face", at least he asked I suppose

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'i'd like to fuck the soul out of you'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd fucking ruin you"

to which I replied...

"I know your wife"

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"'i'd like to fuck the soul out of you'"

Well I'll jump yer bones then

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By *umpleteazerWoman
over a year ago

Flintshire

'I'll fuck you till your cunt rips' was one I got

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By *reelove1969Couple
over a year ago

bristol

all memorable ...thats how ego boosts work !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Iv had 3 the same today, youve got great tits! Erm, I know!

I'll second that motion

Erm, don't you mean forth...?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One I felt a little sick about.....I'll fuck you till you bleed ( first message) he seemed shocked when I said I'll pass on that offer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Iv had 3 the same today, youve got great tits! Erm, I know!

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I get that and great arse um yes .

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By *issy louWoman
over a year ago

Staffordshire Moorlands

"I`ve just had one that said "can I cum over your face", at least he asked I suppose

but he didn't say please??!!! What has happened to good old fashioned manners?? Lol

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By *issy louWoman
over a year ago

Staffordshire Moorlands

I get 'nice tits' all the time....

yawn.....

yea....I know.....so please be a bit more inventive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I get 'nice tits' all the time....

yawn.....

yea....I know.....so please be a bit more inventive

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You do know you are going to get a lot of " Nice tits " messages now don't you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I tend to get the " Fuck off and stop stalking me " messages

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I tend to get the " Fuck off and stop stalking me " messages

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got a first message asking if I wanted "my ass cleaned" yesterday - I don't have a donkey though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I tend to get the " Fuck off and stop stalking me " messages

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Think you may of sent me one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I tend to get the " Fuck off and stop stalking me " messages

Think you may of sent me one

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no I'd like a stalker ....want a job

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I tend to get the " Fuck off and stop stalking me " messages

Think you may of sent me one

no I'd like a stalker ....want a job

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See how good I am at it You did not even know ive been working for you for a year

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By *issy louWoman
over a year ago

Staffordshire Moorlands

"I get 'nice tits' all the time....

yawn.....

yea....I know.....so please be a bit more inventive

You do know you are going to get a lot of " Nice tits " messages now don't you

I know....but a nice well thought out and well spelt message would be better....with a PS nice tits at the end!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I tend to get the " Fuck off and stop stalking me " messages

Think you may of sent me one

no I'd like a stalker ....want a job

See how good I am at it You did not even know ive been working for you for a year

Wow you are good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I tend to get the " Fuck off and stop stalking me " messages

Think you may of sent me one

no I'd like a stalker ....want a job

See how good I am at it You did not even know ive been working for you for a year

Wow you are good

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Thats what all my meets say

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I tend to get the " Fuck off and stop stalking me " messages

Think you may of sent me one

no I'd like a stalker ....want a job

See how good I am at it You did not even know ive been working for you for a year

Wow you are good

Thats what all my meets say

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I've never thought any different

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I get 'nice tits' all the time....

yawn.....

yea....I know.....so please be a bit more inventive

You do know you are going to get a lot of " Nice tits " messages now don't you

I know....but a nice well thought out and well spelt message would be better....with a PS nice tits at the end!

Exactly!! Nice tits is not a conversation staster!!

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By *issy louWoman
over a year ago

Staffordshire Moorlands

"I get 'nice tits' all the time....

yawn.....

yea....I know.....so please be a bit more inventive

You do know you are going to get a lot of " Nice tits " messages now don't you

I know....but a nice well thought out and well spelt message would be better....with a PS nice tits at the end!

Exactly!! Nice tits is not a conversation staster!!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"'I'll fuck you till your cunt rips' was one I got

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and did that make you say take me now lol

Unreal what some men think will work

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By *issy louWoman
over a year ago

Staffordshire Moorlands

Had one this morning.....

u nr cov

I, sort of, translated it to mean 'do you happen to live anywhere near to Coventry?'.....but who really knows?? Would he ever get a reply to that?? Don't think so!

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By *he ProletariatMan
over a year ago

axminster

Can I hang out of your back doors!...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd love to sit on that yummy cock".......

......sadly only about 3 from ladies and 20+ from guys.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I get 'nice tits' all the time....

yawn.....

yea....I know.....so please be a bit more inventive

How about amazing tits?

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By *issy louWoman
over a year ago

Staffordshire Moorlands

"I get 'nice tits' all the time....

yawn.....

yea....I know.....so please be a bit more inventive

How about amazing tits?

thanks mr geek....not really a conversation starter tho is it?? Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How about amazing tits?

thanks mr geek....not really a conversation starter tho is it?? Lol

Hmm I guess not. How about "Can I suck our amazing tits?" lol

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By *issy louWoman
over a year ago

Staffordshire Moorlands

How about amazing tits?

thanks mr geek....not really a conversation starter tho is it?? Lol

Hmm I guess not. How about "Can I suck our amazing tits?" lol

Ohhh dear....and single guys wonder why they don't get replies.....

in my opinion, the first message should be along the lines of.....polite, well mannered and something that you could safely say to someone you met in a bar....

A deleted message on here is the same as getting a smack in the mouth from a girl in a bar.....lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have any of these gems worked lol

Mine dont seem to be lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How about amazing tits?

thanks mr geek....not really a conversation starter tho is it?? Lol

Hmm I guess not. How about "Can I suck our amazing tits?" lol

Ohhh dear....and single guys wonder why they don't get replies.....

in my opinion, the first message should be along the lines of.....polite, well mannered and something that you could safely say to someone you met in a bar....

A deleted message on here is the same as getting a smack in the mouth from a girl in a bar.....lol

I was joking of course

I am always polite, and yes, try at least a few sentences, try to make it humorous, never start a conversation with "nice tits" or anything like that. but, alas, 95% of messages get deleted anyway.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Had one this morning.....

u nr cov

I, sort of, translated it to mean 'do you happen to live anywhere near to Coventry?'.....but who really knows?? Would he ever get a reply to that?? Don't think so!

I had one yesterday that basically said....

Thought I would contact you as your only just up the road...do you fancy meeting....

Shish how complimentary is that

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By *issy louWoman
over a year ago

Staffordshire Moorlands

"Had one this morning.....

u nr cov

I, sort of, translated it to mean 'do you happen to live anywhere near to Coventry?'.....but who really knows?? Would he ever get a reply to that?? Don't think so!

I had one yesterday that basically said....

Thought I would contact you as your only just up the road...do you fancy meeting....

Shish how complimentary is that

lol....some blokes are such charmers! Didn't message coz he fancied you, just coz you are convenient! Loser!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Had one this morning.....

u nr cov

I, sort of, translated it to mean 'do you happen to live anywhere near to Coventry?'.....but who really knows?? Would he ever get a reply to that?? Don't think so!

I had one yesterday that basically said....

Thought I would contact you as your only just up the road...do you fancy meeting....

Shish how complimentary is that

Maybe he should of looked on a map to see if Coventry is anywhere near deepest, darkest Wales lol.

Text speak? Tsh, guys just have no style anymore

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Fucking amazing rack' in capitals! Clothes rack/dish washing rack? Fucktard!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I recieved the messsge ...I WILL DESTROY YOU !!!

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By *issy louWoman
over a year ago

Staffordshire Moorlands

"I recieved the messsge ...I WILL DESTROY YOU !!!

omg....the daleks are coming!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some of these message the ladies get are hilarious.

Single ladies you guys start a comedy forum it so ridiculous, that its funny its made my morning reading the stupidity.

thanks people

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By *ubicinchMan
over a year ago

Gwynedd

lol thats awesome.. I hope she did?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Titty titty bang bang lol

Please for the manners

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By *immy AndrexCouple
over a year ago

OLDHAM

""I'd fucking ruin you"

to which I replied...

"I know your wife""

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By *ntimatediscretionMan
over a year ago

eaglescliffe

I thought about trying 'I'd crawl over broken glass just to lick your minge'

but I will keep working on it..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've just had:

I might be interested in you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've just had:

I might be interested in you

I think if like to see the response

"I might think you're a freak/idiot, but I was going to let it pass till I could decide which one...

Now I've decided - you're both!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Iv had 3 the same today, youve got great tits! Erm, I know!

I got..."nice tots" lol I just typed back I don't do food play

then he blocked me lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Iv had 3 the same today, youve got great tits! Erm, I know!

I got..."nice tots" lol I just typed back I don't do food play

then he blocked me lol"

I should add I knew his error but I couldn't resist.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just had one saying 'fucking hell look at you' not sure if it was meant in a good or bad way tho lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At least you guys get a sentence. I just get a word.

I get 'fit'. Followed by them blocking me. I can't even reply saying 'thank you' nowadays. I don't want to seem rude you know. I have manners too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

None o you bitches want your back doors smashed in?

Fuggin time wasters

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My fave is 'shit pics love,but enough about you' I'm now seeing that guy.

I also thought 'Christ woman put some clothes on' was good as he blocked me after sending it so I guess he meant it.

I want someone to threaten to smash my back doors in, I feel I'm missing out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah...i've recently been told i'm a timewaster for being on the site because I turned someone down after a one liner message.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

After "i might be interested in you" I replied "Sorry I'm not interested in you"

He called me a time waster, got abusive and then blocked me!

Rude!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My fave is 'shit pics love,but enough about you' I'm now seeing that guy.

I also thought 'Christ woman put some clothes on' was good as he blocked me after sending it so I guess he meant it.

I want someone to threaten to smash my back doors in, I feel I'm missing out."

Would love to smash your back doors in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My fave is 'shit pics love,but enough about you' I'm now seeing that guy.

I also thought 'Christ woman put some clothes on' was good as he blocked me after sending it so I guess he meant it.

I want someone to threaten to smash my back doors in, I feel I'm missing out.

Would love to smash your back doors in"

Will you ruin me in the process please?

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

"Well, new for me anyway.

Fuck your brains out."

With an opener like that, I think you d find after a minute or two someone already had with him,

A man on his way home from the pub decides to take a short-cut through an unlit park.

A woman approaches him and offers to fuck his brains out for £5.

The man thinks to himself that this is a chance too good to miss, so hands over the £5.

She leads him into a bush and they get under way.

A policeman happens to pass by, hears them at it and notices the bush shaking.

He approaches, shines his torch on the pair and asks the man what he's doing.

The man replies calmly, "I'm just having sex with my wife, officer. Do you mind?"

The officer responds, "I'm sorry, sir, I didn't realise it was your wife."

The man quickly replies, "That's quite alright, officer - until you shone your torch on her face, neither did I."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

just had this one...

Wuu2?

After we replied asking what it meant the answer was....wait for it!

What you up to

Is this really what fab has come to????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My fave is 'shit pics love,but enough about you' I'm now seeing that guy.

I also thought 'Christ woman put some clothes on' was good as he blocked me after sending it so I guess he meant it.

I want someone to threaten to smash my back doors in, I feel I'm missing out.

Would love to smash your back doors in

Will you ruin me in the process please?

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you are gonna be totally destroyed

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