FabSwingers.com forum: Becoming a northerner

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over a year ago

I am eating pie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love Pease pudding !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am eating pie"

Have you got gravy on this pie?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it humble?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I am eating pie

Have you got gravy on this pie? "
lashings

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mushy peas?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am eating pie"

Just remember there are no hats allowed in the club in Sunday so leave your cloth cap behind.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am eating pie"

Add mash problem solved.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cockneys eat pie, too. But that horrid green sauce stuff they put on it is disgusting.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Black pudding buttie with brown sauce, mmmmmmm!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cockneys eat pie, too. But that horrid green sauce stuff they put on it is disgusting."
you enjoy the eels then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am eating pie

Have you got gravy on this pie? "

Northern boys luv gravy!! Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cockneys eat pie, too. But that horrid green sauce stuff they put on it is disgusting.you enjoy the eels then?"

Eels are OK. A bit overrated by our Dutch brethren. But leave out that disgusting jelly please. It is not how I remember Rowntrees jelly from my younger days.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am eating pie

Have you got gravy on this pie?

Northern boys luv gravy!! Xx

we do indeed

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By *ilkynmyzzyCouple
over a year ago

Bridlington

"Black pudding buttie with brown sauce, mmmmmmm!

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From Bury market........ yummy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Prefer my black pudding grilled

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By *athylacyTV/TS
over a year ago

Maidstone

"I am eating pie

Have you got gravy on this pie?

Northern boys luv gravy!! Xx

we do indeed"

We love brown sauce also up here int North...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Prefer my black pudding grilled"

Prefer mine on someone elses plate. Bleurgh!!

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By *ilkynmyzzyCouple
over a year ago

Bridlington

"Prefer my black pudding grilled"

I don't care which way the black pudding comes

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By *ldestswingerintownMan
over a year ago

Lancaster

I was born a Cockney but since living up here in Lancashire I've adopted the real Northern lifestyle - I wear my flat cap on a Sunday when I take my whippet down to allotment to see how my leeks are doing. Then on to the Working man's Club for a pint of Thwaites, then home to beat up the wife. Eee, champion!

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By *atasha_DavidCouple
over a year ago

Slough

*inserts tongue in cheek* You cannot become a Northener. Real Northerners are born to it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Geddon bey...have a proper pasty!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who's gonna make me a brew?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I feel sick now having read this but then I am from the soft south

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"I am eating pie

Have you got gravy on this pie?

Northern boys luv gravy!! Xx

we do indeed

We love brown sauce also up here int North..."

Yes there has to be sauce or relish.

A real northerner has his pie upside down, the pastry broken and then a scoop of peas and lashings of gravy. Then you add red or brown sauce and probably relish.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I spread my gentlemen's relish elsewhere

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By *ldestswingerintownMan
over a year ago

Lancaster

To be perfectly serious - since coming up here I've been astonished at the quality and value of eating out, especially in country pubs - wonderful food featuring a lot of game (goose, rabbit, venison, pheasant, etc). All of it served without the "up itself" attitude so prevalent in the South - and at half the price!

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"I spread my gentlemen's relish elsewhere"

Gentleman's relish is a southerner food!

(yes I'm willfully ignoring the innuendo)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

It comes with pork scratchings

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"It comes with pork scratchings"

Don't forget cockles or winkles in the pub.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am eating pie

Have you got gravy on this pie?

Northern boys luv gravy!! Xx

we do indeed

We love brown sauce also up here int North...

Yes there has to be sauce or relish.

A real northerner has his pie upside down, the pastry broken and then a scoop of peas and lashings of gravy. Then you add red or brown sauce and probably relish.

Please tell me you're joking. There is no way anyone puts ketchup on gravy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To be perfectly serious - since coming up here I've been astonished at the quality and value of eating out, especially in country pubs - wonderful food featuring a lot of game (goose, rabbit, venison, pheasant, etc). All of it served without the "up itself" attitude so prevalent in the South - and at half the price!"

I've found the venison to be a bit dear!

I thank you, I'm here all week

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By *atasha_DavidCouple
over a year ago

Slough

"...probably relish.

Hendersons I presume?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Black pudding buttie with brown sauce, mmmmmmm!

XXXX

From Bury market........ yummy

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oh yes mmmmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It comes with pork scratchings

Don't forget cockles or winkles in the pub.

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no no no prawns wi loads of vinegar on yum yum yum xx

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

"I am eating pie"

We'll teach you the lingo. You'll soon be proficient in asking whowozhewiv? Wozhewivhissen?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am eating pie

We'll teach you the lingo. You'll soon be proficient in asking whowozhewiv? Wozhewivhissen?

Allbyhissen. Eightin a meatantatey pie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was born a northerner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cockneys eat pie, too. But that horrid green sauce stuff they put on it is disgusting."
It's gorgeous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cockneys eat pie, too. But that horrid green sauce stuff they put on it is disgusting.It's gorgeous

Parsley sauce belongs on fish. When I first moved down south I was intrigued by pie and liquor

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cockneys eat pie, too. But that horrid green sauce stuff they put on it is disgusting.It's gorgeous

Parsley sauce belongs on fish. When I first moved down south I was intrigued by pie and liquor

I like to lick her

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

you cant become a northerner,your born and bred a northerner,if you move upt north your an offcomer for at least three generations

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cockneys eat pie, too. But that horrid green sauce stuff they put on it is disgusting.It's gorgeous

Parsley sauce belongs on fish. When I first moved down south I was intrigued by pie and liquor

I have put down my pipe and taken off the smoking jacket as I rub my eyes in disbelief. So let me get this right, you southern chaps are are d*unkards who pour liquor onto pies. I think hadrians wall may need to be moved

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cockneys eat pie, too. But that horrid green sauce stuff they put on it is disgusting.It's gorgeous

Parsley sauce belongs on fish. When I first moved down south I was intrigued by pie and liquor

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Although it has parsley in it, the taste is different, a different recipe to each of liquor, and parsley sauce.

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By *ILLY aka SirslagWoman
over a year ago

Land of the Prince Bishops

I race pigeons in my spare time......

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By *lle adie 2Woman
over a year ago

newcastle upon tyne

Well I think you can't beat a greggs stottie with lurpak....

And yes born a northerner and still here

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By *eddonistikMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"I was born a Cockney but since living up here in Lancashire I've adopted the real Northern lifestyle - I wear my flat cap on a Sunday when I take my whippet down to allotment to see how my leeks are doing. Then on to the Working man's Club for a pint of Thwaites, then home to beat up the wife. Eee, champion!"

Sorry to be pedantic but that should be 'I were born a Cockney.'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am eating pie

Have you got gravy on this pie?

Northern boys luv gravy!! Xx

we do indeed

We love brown sauce also up here int North...

Yes there has to be sauce or relish.

A real northerner has his pie upside down, the pastry broken and then a scoop of peas and lashings of gravy. Then you add red or brown sauce and probably relish.

Please tell me you're joking. There is no way anyone puts ketchup on gravy

Ooooh yes

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"*inserts tongue in cheek* You cannot become a Northener. Real Northerners are born to it.

Some are born to Northernness and some have Northernness thrust upon them

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By *horltzMan
over a year ago

heysham

when do you find time to tend to the pigeons ?

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over a year ago

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By *arnayguyMan
over a year ago

Durham Tees

"Is it humble?"

If it is Kate Humble that's a pie I would love to eat and I will add my own gravy...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

was it a meat n tattie pie?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am eating pie

Have you got gravy on this pie?

Northern boys luv gravy!! Xx

we do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol to be a northerner you got to eat tripe and elder steeped in vinegar

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"...probably relish.

Hendersons I presume?"

But of course!

Nothing like a bit of Rendersons Hellish!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This thread is making me sooo hungry but even I won't have a pie for breakfast.

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"This thread is making me sooo hungry but even I won't have a pie for breakfast."

Call tha'sen a northerner!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I no best place for a warm pork pie!! Oo its unreal! Do chicken and mushroom and steak the lot!! Had one last night

Bloody love pies u cant beat them!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This thread is making me sooo hungry but even I won't have a pie for breakfast.

Call tha'sen a northerner!

Ar mucker

Na ive had pork pies for breakfast alot! Na a forum i can comment on lol

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

i read the whole thread wi ian macmillans voice im my head ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"...probably relish.

Hendersons I presume?

But of course!

Nothing like a bit of Rendersons Hellish!

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Henderson's relish mmmmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a Northerner born n bred but never had warm pork pie

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"I'm a Northerner born n bred but never had warm pork pie

The pork pie shop in skipton - you buy if fresh from the oven and they're delicious, just mind the slippery bit of paving where people pour out the hot jelly so they don't burn themselves!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a Northerner born n bred but never had warm pork pie

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your not a proper Northerner till you've had warm pork pie. Nice bum tho lol xx

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By *otts PervsCouple
over a year ago

Nottingham

Mushy peas and mint sauce

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By *unguy2757Man
over a year ago

newcastle

And we all support our home town football teams ... ... ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a Northerner born n bred but never had warm pork pie

The pork pie shop in skipton - you buy if fresh from the oven and they're delicious, just mind the slippery bit of paving where people pour out the hot jelly so they don't burn themselves!"

I may try that next time I'm up that way. Thank you

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By *azNdavCouple
over a year ago

barnsley

Does tha know readin this am guna av tu gu by turners nar an get a warm growler. And try not tu av that warm jelly run darn mi chin

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By *atasha_DavidCouple
over a year ago

Slough

Some are born to Northernness and some have Northernness thrust upon them

If your lucky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does tha know readin this am guna av tu gu by turners nar an get a warm growler. And try not tu av that warm jelly run darn mi chin

Thank God I don't talk like that SCP's

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By *azNdavCouple
over a year ago

barnsley

"Does tha know readin this am guna av tu gu by turners nar an get a warm growler. And try not tu av that warm jelly run darn mi chin

Thank God I don't talk like that SCP's

I don't now I've burnt my tongue on some hot pork pie jelly

SCP's

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

A north v south pie off

Ginsters v Hollands

Let battle commence

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By *azNdavCouple
over a year ago

barnsley

"A north v south pie off

Ginsters v Hollands

Let battle commence "

Av a black belt in Eki Thump al av thi know

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"A north v south pie off

Ginsters v Hollands

Let battle commence "

That's no battle!

It's a walkover.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cockneys eat pie, too. But that horrid green sauce stuff they put on it is disgusting."

it's just parsley,water and cornflour. They used to use eel liquor but don't think many do now. Some add green food colouring to make it greener

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *atchMan
over a year ago

reigate

I worked and lived in the North near Glossop for 5 years and first mistake was took orders for fish and chips went down and said can I have two cod and chips and two plaice and chips woman gave me a strange look and said we only sell fish when I said what type of fish and she said just fish.

And when in my office engineer was going to sandwich shop said can you get me a cheese and pickle roll weird look and he came back with a small baguette with cheese and piccalilli, when I said what's this he said that's what you asked for explained and he said you should have asked for a barm cake and branston err.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does tha know readin this am guna av tu gu by turners nar an get a warm growler. And try not tu av that warm jelly run darn mi chin

Nar that sounds rate good.

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

I bolted for the glorious north about 15 years ago....

I was always a northener at heart... I am friendly, said hello to strangers in the street, and drank bitter!!!!

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By *eordie JoJoTV/TS
over a year ago

Newcastle

What's is actually classed as Northern?? Cause as far as I'm concerned your all southerners.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Black pudding buttie with brown sauce, mmmmmmm!

XXXX"

That is a real northerner, had that when i visited my mums in Liverpool over easter, with tinned tomatoes LOVELY

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By *unguy2757Man
over a year ago

newcastle

"What's is actually classed as Northern?? Cause as far as I'm concerned your all southerners.....

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... excuse me???? ... lol lol lol ..

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By *unguy2757Man
over a year ago

newcastle

"What's is actually classed as Northern?? Cause as far as I'm concerned your all southerners.....

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... excuse me???? ... lol lol lol ..

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By *unguy2757Man
over a year ago

newcastle

"What's is actually classed as Northern?? Cause as far as I'm concerned your all southerners.....

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... excuse me???? ... lol lol lol ..

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By *unguy2757Man
over a year ago

newcastle

"What's is actually classed as Northern?? Cause as far as I'm concerned your all southerners.....

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... excuse me???? ... lol lol lol ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*inserts tongue in cheek* You cannot become a Northener. Real Northerners are born to it.

Some are born to Northernness and some have Northernness thrust upon them

You missed out the "some achieve northernness"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's no such meal as lunch in my bit of the north, it's dinner . In the evening we have our tea.

If there is some sort of bread on offer it will be a barm if it's soft and round, a cob if it's crusty.

A teacake has currants in (whereas on the wrong side o't Pennines it's a barm, or maybe a cob)

Where am I?

Lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

The north starts at Sheffield

Build the wall there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can't beat a ham and pease pudding stottie

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By *oom18Couple
over a year ago

Rotherham

"I am eating pie

We'll teach you the lingo. You'll soon be proficient in asking whowozhewiv? Wozhewivhissen?

Allbyhissen. Eightin a meatantatey pie"

And here "twerk" is where northern folk go on Monday morning.

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

"The north starts at Sheffield

Build the wall there"

Checkpoint start at chestfield....

we can call it "Checkpoint Kevin" on the northern side... "Checkpoint Tarquin" on the southern side.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The north starts at Sheffield

Build the wall there"

I think you'll find the north starts somewhere around Barnet or Mill Hill.

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By *ILLY aka SirslagWoman
over a year ago

Land of the Prince Bishops

Sits on my little crackett which can if necessity warrants it double up as a very primitive queening stool .....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

The have ginnels OOP norf

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By *azNdavCouple
over a year ago

barnsley

"The have ginnels OOP norf"

Snickets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The have ginnels OOP norf

Snickets

Alley

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By *ohohoWoman
over a year ago

Up North

"Black pudding buttie with brown sauce, mmmmmmm!

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From Bury market........ yummy

They are gorgeous from there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Black pudding buttie with brown sauce, mmmmmmm!

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From Bury market........ yummy

They are gorgeous from there

Bury market is ace, and yes their puddings are gorgeous.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am eating pie"

Really? you'll be buying ferrets and saying 'ee by gum' next

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

"The have ginnels OOP norf

Snickets

Alley

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its a ginnel where I come from,and a corseredge is the bit of path that drops down ont road

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The have ginnels OOP norf

Snickets

Alley

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gennel !!!!

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The have ginnels OOP norf

Snickets

Alley

gennel !!!!

Alley in Donny

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I am eating pie

Really? you'll be buying ferrets and saying 'ee by gum' next

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nowt queer as folk

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By *atasha_DavidCouple
over a year ago

Slough

cept for me an thee

an am nowt too sure about thee!

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

I've been becoming a northerner all my life.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The have ginnels OOP norf

Snickets

Alley

gennel !!!!

Alley in Donny

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I bet you've been down enough of em

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By *azNdavCouple
over a year ago

barnsley

"The have ginnels OOP norf

Snickets

Alley

gennel !!!!

Alley in Donny

I bet you've been down enough of em

She loves it up the back alley

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The have ginnels OOP norf

Snickets

Alley

gennel !!!!

Alley in Donny

I bet you've been down enough of em

She loves it up the back alley

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so I've heard Dave

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

As seen on google earth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate all this up north bollocks grouping us altogether, there's gods own county then there's all the rest,

And then you get pretenders from Doncaster or Sheffield pretending to be northern even though there actually the Midlands, then there's geordies telling us we're not north enough to be northern,

I'm a Yorkshire man not northern and I don't want grouping together with all them rubber neckers over the border in the red rose county, thank you and sethey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I hate all this up north bollocks grouping us altogether, there's gods own county then there's all the rest,

And then you get pretenders from Doncaster or Sheffield pretending to be northern even though there actually the Midlands, then there's geordies telling us we're not north enough to be northern,

I'm a Yorkshire man not northern and I don't want grouping together with all them rubber neckers over the border in the red rose county, thank you and sethey"

We love it when you northern folk argue amongst yourselves.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I hate all this up north bollocks grouping us altogether, there's gods own county then there's all the rest,

And then you get pretenders from Doncaster or Sheffield pretending to be northern even though there actually the Midlands, then there's geordies telling us we're not north enough to be northern,

I'm a Yorkshire man not northern and I don't want grouping together with all them rubber neckers over the border in the red rose county, thank you and sethey"

To quote Basil Fawtly 'who won the bloody war anyway' lol

From a Lancashire lass, or wrong side o't Pennines as you'd refer to us.

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

"I hate all this up north bollocks grouping us altogether, there's gods own county then there's all the rest,

And then you get pretenders from Doncaster or Sheffield pretending to be northern even though there actually the Midlands, then there's geordies telling us we're not north enough to be northern,

I'm a Yorkshire man not northern and I don't want grouping together with all them rubber neckers over the border in the red rose county, thank you and sethey

To quote Basil Fawtly 'who won the bloody war anyway' lol

From a Lancashire lass, or wrong side o't Pennines as you'd refer to us.

I don't know.

We build rivers to the south, hills to the west and north and they still get in.

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over a year ago

"I hate all this up north bollocks grouping us altogether, there's gods own county then there's all the rest,

And then you get pretenders from Doncaster or Sheffield pretending to be northern even though there actually the Midlands, then there's geordies telling us we're not north enough to be northern,

I'm a Yorkshire man not northern and I don't want grouping together with all them rubber neckers over the border in the red rose county, thank you and sethey

To quote Basil Fawtly 'who won the bloody war anyway' lol

From a Lancashire lass, or wrong side o't Pennines as you'd refer to us.

Yeah bloody weirdos with your funny way of saying look and book,

And the way you make everything your saying a question

Hope her indoors doesn't see this she's from over yonder

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"I hate all this up north bollocks grouping us altogether, there's gods own county then there's all the rest,

And then you get pretenders from Doncaster or Sheffield pretending to be northern even though there actually the Midlands, then there's geordies telling us we're not north enough to be northern,

I'm a Yorkshire man not northern and I don't want grouping together with all them rubber neckers over the border in the red rose county, thank you and sethey"

Oi! Less of the pretenders!

North Yorkshire born and bred. And yes, I may have moved to the far south (any further south and it's chesterfield which doesn't bear thinking about

) but I'm still a Yorkshire lass first but in the north/south conflict I'm northern!

Will be proving my northern credentials by going out this weekend in the shortest outfit I own without a coat and drink all the men under the table raucously

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over a year ago

"I hate all this up north bollocks grouping us altogether, there's gods own county then there's all the rest,

And then you get pretenders from Doncaster or Sheffield pretending to be northern even though there actually the Midlands, then there's geordies telling us we're not north enough to be northern,

I'm a Yorkshire man not northern and I don't want grouping together with all them rubber neckers over the border in the red rose county, thank you and sethey

Oi! Less of the pretenders!

North Yorkshire born and bred. And yes, I may have moved to the far south (any further south and it's chesterfield which doesn't bear thinking about

) but I'm still a Yorkshire lass first but in the north/south conflict I'm northern!

Will be proving my northern credentials by going out this weekend in the shortest outfit I own without a coat and drink all the men under the table raucously

Sorry anything south of the old post office is south to me

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By *nxsCouple
over a year ago

ilkeston

If i see yo int pub are yo gunagooangerrumin fost or may ?

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over a year ago

"I hate all this up north bollocks grouping us altogether, there's gods own county then there's all the rest,

And then you get pretenders from Doncaster or Sheffield pretending to be northern even though there actually the Midlands, then there's geordies telling us we're not north enough to be northern,

I'm a Yorkshire man not northern and I don't want grouping together with all them rubber neckers over the border in the red rose county, thank you and sethey

To quote Basil Fawtly 'who won the bloody war anyway' lol

From a Lancashire lass, or wrong side o't Pennines as you'd refer to us.

Yeah bloody weirdos with your funny way of saying look and book,

And the way you make everything your saying a question

Hope her indoors doesn't see this she's from over yonder

Hehe, we love ya really.

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over a year ago

Lager, bitter, cider, ale n stout. Designer drinks, i'd rather drink nowt. You can keep your white wine spritzer, babycham thats for your sister. Order that in lanc-ashire son n your out!

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