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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I would like to know what women want from a message, I'm running out of ideas of what to say or how to write it!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go for the novelty approach:

I read your profile and really think we have lots in common. Id love to learn more about you and give you the opportunity to get to know me:

Makes a change from the cock pic and

" wantsum? "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Even though I don't want new mail occasionally a real clever one comes through and you think wow not sure what he is like but I do respond and say what a great email whether it goes further or not. Afraid I can't remember much about it as reply and delete so absolutely no help really! When I have hid all my pictures and they say I am gorgeous I delete like a rocket. I do appreciate it when someone reads a profile and refers to something in it

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By *ohohoWoman
over a year ago

Up North

A joke was always good for me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me its just decent face pics - if Im attracted like the rest of profile ( distance, age, height, veris etc ) im going to reply xxx I hate cut and paste messages x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Densol milfy great pics. I do like men to show a few pics and one pic on your profile is not very much. I do apologise I have only friended mine because I don't want mail or normally show a couple of

Pictures honest!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What ever you say make sure it's not 'Fancy a fuck'?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What ever you say make sure it's not 'Fancy a fuck'?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a mesage today of a woman saying ive heard youve got a huge dlck so face and dick pic me now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would like to know what women want from a message, I'm running out of ideas of what to say or how to write it!! "

You can't please everyone. Make sure the message and your profile reflect you. Don't try to be something you're not.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a chocolate selection box works

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What I want to see when I open a message...polite and respectful, no text speak, and something that shows you've actually read my profile. Make it personal to each person rather than a cut and paste job.

Those kind of messages always get a response from me, even if it's a polite no thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Say you'd like to treat them to cake and shoes, they're bound to like one or the other.

Then send them a picture of your dick stuck through a cake.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And tell them they can have the shoes after they have eaten their cake.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And tell them they can have the shoes after they have eaten their cake. "

All of my favourite things!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Say you'd like to treat them to cake and shoes, they're bound to like one or the other.

Then send them a picture of your dick stuck through a cake."

send me a pic of your cock through a 4 pack of iced doughnuts and my knickers are straight off!

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By *ay Dee BeeMan
over a year ago

INGATESTONE near Brentwood

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By *ay Dee BeeMan
over a year ago

INGATESTONE near Brentwood


"What I want to see when I open a message...polite and respectful, no text speak, and something that shows you've actually read my profile. Make it personal to each person rather than a cut and paste job.

Those kind of messages always get a response from me, even if it's a polite no thanks "

Sometimes there nothing In the profile to go on. Makes it hard to think of a good opening message. And lady's are worse at not reading profiles imo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dick in cake.

Works everytime.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me personaly my first mesage to them is the lyrics to love pump by spinal tap.

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By *ay Dee BeeMan
over a year ago

INGATESTONE near Brentwood

I just tell them how I'm so perverted that when I was born I came out licking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I just tell them how I'm so perverted that when I was born I came out licking "

That is SO wrong.

I love it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Go for the novelty approach:

I read your profile and really think we have lots in common. Id love to learn more about you and give you the opportunity to get to know me:

Makes a change from the cock pic and

" wantsum? " "

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By *ay Dee BeeMan
over a year ago

INGATESTONE near Brentwood


"I just tell them how I'm so perverted that when I was born I came out licking

That is SO wrong.

I love it."

Trademarked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Trademarked "

Sue me.

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By *ay Dee BeeMan
over a year ago

INGATESTONE near Brentwood

Lol after the lady's have sued you for false advertising.

Use it abuse it. But always remember that my mother fell off her chair laughing when I told her it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't like sleaze. People ignoring the fact we are a couple. Really long messages. No pic attached.

What I would love in a message is a face, body and cock pic. With the message "if you like me message me. If not then don't reply". That would be sweet.

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By *ohohoWoman
over a year ago

Up North


"I have a chocolate selection box works "

Curly wurley in that box?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have a chocolate selection box works

Curly wurley in that box? "

Yes

See I told you it works

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