FabSwingers.com forum: Fanny farting

By *D40 OP Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Ladies you will agree with me that whilst in the throes of a good session these things sneak out. Personally i'm mortified & usually try and laugh them off.

What's everyone else's opinions.

Ju x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It depends on the guys reaction really. Some love it some hate it some dont seem to care either way..

Such is life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It does happen especially when we get all hot and rough lol I'm always mortified but hubby doesn't care at all xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i tend to just ignore and carry on like normal, all part of the fun!

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By *hunderstruckMan
over a year ago

Northampton

No don't mind usually means your very wet and he or her is doing something right

Joke! What's the diff between a woman and a fridge ???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Alan laughs when it happens, I'm mortified, horrified and embarrassed when it happens

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd go a lovely shade of red

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's their fault lol

It's funny

Least it's not ya bum

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By *ing and RideCouple
over a year ago

stockport

Ride finds it such a turn on....me....I hate it but can't stop it when doing it from behind.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All of the above!

Very wet, deep and rhythmic causes it a lot, I get embarrassed and even redder in the face than I usually am at that point!

But the guys couldn't care less and laugh at my embarrassment.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As long it doesn't hiss like a slow puncture or is loud enough to give the budgie a coronary then it's all worth a little giggle.

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By *bony in IvoryCouple
over a year ago

Black&White Utopia

"As long it doesn't hiss like a slow puncture or is loud enough to give the budgie a coronary then it's all worth a little giggle."
lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just find it funny. Doesn't seem to bother guys either.....I'm such a child, I know...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mortifying

but definitely a sign he's doing something right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do find it amazing that I am in a minority........how do you people manage to fuck relative strangers yet are mortified by a natural bodily function??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It really doesn't matter it just means that your doing the job right! ??

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By *hunderstruckMan
over a year ago

Northampton

A fridge don't fart when you take the meat out !!

(Ducks)

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By *ing and RideCouple
over a year ago

stockport

It doesn't mean he's doing it right....it's the air that gets trapped when the cock is taken out slightly then put back in again. Sorry to burst yer bubble lads but it's as simple as that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's never bothered either of us. It's something that can happen quite innocently depending on the technique used at the time. With us, it only ever happens when doing it from behind. Women should never feel embarrassed about it. If it happens, it happens. Nothing to be ashamed about.

Farting from the bum during sex though is a totally different kettle of fish.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't bother me. If he doesn't like it then he should stop pumping so much air in me.

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By *weet medicineWoman
over a year ago

Kesgrave

"It's their fault lol

It's funny

Least it's not ya bum "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A fridge don't fart when you take the meat out !!

(Ducks)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have no beef with a queef

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It doesn't mean he's doing it right....it's the air that gets trapped when the cock is taken out slightly then put back in again. Sorry to burst yer bubble lads but it's as simple as that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a friendwho gets mortified to the point that she stops sex immediately.

I've seen her trump in front of her fwb, but as soon as she does that, she's an embarrassed wreck...

Certainly isn't anything as queer as folk...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't bother me. If he doesn't like it then he should stop pumping so much air in me. "

spot on...luckily my man likes it......evidence of a good pounding

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I do find it amazing that I am in a minority........how do you people manage to fuck relative strangers yet are mortified by a natural bodily function??

ha ha. .... as I suspected. No one cares to answer.

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough

they have never put me off, apart from sometimes giving me the giggles

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By *ombshellWoman
over a year ago

islington

i don't like it personally but some guys seem to love it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It just happens. One of those things you really can't control. Nothing to be uncomfortable over. Just means you're both having a good time.

...doesn't bother me. Nothing bothers me too much when it comes to all that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Going from doggy position to sitting on his face and doing it is a whole different matter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just find it funny. Doesn't seem to bother guys either.....I'm such a child, I know...

Do you find that laughing just makes it worse?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just find it funny. Doesn't seem to bother guys either.....I'm such a child, I know...

Do you find that laughing just makes it worse?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I find it rather amusing lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dont worry about it to be honest I find it a huge turn on shows your relaxed and in the grove no control I love it and aim to achieve it every time

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By *D40 OP Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"I do find it amazing that I am in a minority........how do you people manage to fuck relative strangers yet are mortified by a natural bodily function??

ha ha. .... as I suspected. No one cares to answer. "

I have to say I agree with you & the relative stranger embarrassing fucking etc

Didn't really like "you people" as it categorises us as different #sensitive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I do find it amazing that I am in a minority........how do you people manage to fuck relative strangers yet are mortified by a natural bodily function??

ha ha. .... as I suspected. No one cares to answer.

I have to say I agree with you & the relative stranger embarrassing fucking etc

Didn't really like "you people" as it categorises us as different #sensitive"

I meant that to mean pretty much everyone who had commented. Not directed at op specifically. ... a I said, seems I'm the one in the minority. ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If it happens it happens . Just one of those things !

Not something you should be embarrassed about .

Was giving oral once when she did it . Was a bit off putting when she's straddling your face .

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