FabSwingers.com forum: Instashag

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Just had the best idea EVER

Fab needs a new upgrade

It's called the golden button

So...

It works a bit like the X factor gold button

When you are bored

Fed up

At the end of the road

Desperate

You upgrade and press your gold instashag button and ...

BOOOOOOM

You instantly get a knock on the door the only catch is that it's a lucky dip

So what do you think??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just pressed it, what are we getting at the door

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just pressed it, what are we getting at the door

You tell me lol

As I said ! It's a lucky dip ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pressing mine now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought that feature was already available for platinum members

crystal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just pressed it, what are we getting at the door

You tell me lol

As I said ! It's a lucky dip ha ha "
shut! We just had a takeaway menu delivery boy. This buttons rubbish

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I thought that feature was already available for platinum members

crystal"

Ah so I am not so genius after all

Maybe thick as can't find me instashag add on

Or ... Maybe it just appears when desperate

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

I got a pizza!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just pressed it, what are we getting at the door

You tell me lol

As I said ! It's a lucky dip ha ha shut! We just had a takeaway menu delivery boy. This buttons rubbish

He could of had a massive erm personality

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I got a pizza!"

Win win !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

...they gave me a bloody melon

What did they expect me to say? 'Nice melons'?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Seems to be technical difficulties

Melons

Pizza

I would presume that fab will give you extra time in compensation in your gold button membership

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let's us know when we have Instashag 1.1

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just had the best idea EVER

Fab needs a new upgrade

It's called the golden button

So...

It works a bit like the X factor gold button

When you are bored

Fed up

At the end of the road

Desperate

You upgrade and press your gold instashag button and ...

BOOOOOOM

You instantly get a knock on the door the only catch is that it's a lucky dip

So what do you think??"

I'm sorry? Who had the idea for an instashag button?

Folds arms and raises one eyebrow!

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

"I got a pizza!

Win win !"

With free delivery too....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just had the best idea EVER

Fab needs a new upgrade

It's called the golden button

So...

It works a bit like the X factor gold button

When you are bored

Fed up

At the end of the road

Desperate

You upgrade and press your gold instashag button and ...

BOOOOOOM

You instantly get a knock on the door the only catch is that it's a lucky dip

So what do you think??

I'm sorry? Who had the idea for an instashag button?

Folds arms and raises one eyebrow! "

Me ... Ha ha you just mentioned the word ha ha ha

I have my asssss all over this one now ha ha

Shoe thief

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just had the best idea EVER

Fab needs a new upgrade

It's called the golden button

So...

It works a bit like the X factor gold button

When you are bored

Fed up

At the end of the road

Desperate

You upgrade and press your gold instashag button and ...

BOOOOOOM

You instantly get a knock on the door the only catch is that it's a lucky dip

So what do you think??

I'm sorry? Who had the idea for an instashag button?

Folds arms and raises one eyebrow!

Me ... Ha ha you just mentioned the word ha ha ha

I have my asssss all over this one now ha ha

Shoe thief"

. Just mentioned the word?

I quote my words from the how to improve fab thread;

"Perhaps fab needs an 'instashag' button to keep the impatient happy.

Patent is pending on the instashag button.

And finally; for #%$¥! Sake woman; what size are these bloody shoes? They're a bit tight on my size 10 feet!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just had the best idea EVER

Fab needs a new upgrade

It's called the golden button

So...

It works a bit like the X factor gold button

When you are bored

Fed up

At the end of the road

Desperate

You upgrade and press your gold instashag button and ...

BOOOOOOM

You instantly get a knock on the door the only catch is that it's a lucky dip

So what do you think??

I'm sorry? Who had the idea for an instashag button?

Folds arms and raises one eyebrow!

Me ... Ha ha you just mentioned the word ha ha ha

I have my asssss all over this one now ha ha

Shoe thief

. Just mentioned the word?

I quote my words from the how to improve fab thread;

Perhaps fab needs an 'instashag' button to keep the impatient happy.

Patent is pending on the instashag button.

And finally; for #%$¥! Sake woman; what size are these bloody shoes? They're a bit tight on my size 10 feet! "

Ok well you can take the glory for the idea

I will take the glory for the pizzzaaaaazzzzzz

Size 7

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I thought that feature was already available for platinum members

crystal"

The platinum applications just went through the roof. You had to open your trap didn't you? :-/

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol thought the forum headline said shagtonight like my username lol x.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just had the best idea EVER

Fab needs a new upgrade

It's called the golden button

So...

It works a bit like the X factor gold button

When you are bored

Fed up

At the end of the road

Desperate

You upgrade and press your gold instashag button and ...

BOOOOOOM

You instantly get a knock on the door the only catch is that it's a lucky dip

So what do you think??

I'm sorry? Who had the idea for an instashag button?

Folds arms and raises one eyebrow!

Me ... Ha ha you just mentioned the word ha ha ha

I have my asssss all over this one now ha ha

Shoe thief

. Just mentioned the word?

I quote my words from the how to improve fab thread;

Perhaps fab needs an 'instashag' button to keep the impatient happy.

Patent is pending on the instashag button.

And finally; for #%$¥! Sake woman; what size are these bloody shoes? They're a bit tight on my size 10 feet!

Ok well you can take the glory for the idea

I will take the glory for the pizzzaaaaazzzzzz

Size 7"

Hmmmm ok. Glory taken. I had pizza last night so I concede that.

Disappointed with the proceeds of my theft though. I wear a 9 in heels so I may as well return these. Such a shame.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just had the best idea EVER

Fab needs a new upgrade

It's called the golden button

So...

It works a bit like the X factor gold button

When you are bored

Fed up

At the end of the road

Desperate

You upgrade and press your gold instashag button and ...

BOOOOOOM

You instantly get a knock on the door the only catch is that it's a lucky dip

So what do you think??

I'm sorry? Who had the idea for an instashag button?

Folds arms and raises one eyebrow!

Me ... Ha ha you just mentioned the word ha ha ha

I have my asssss all over this one now ha ha

Shoe thief

. Just mentioned the word?

I quote my words from the how to improve fab thread;

Perhaps fab needs an 'instashag' button to keep the impatient happy.

Patent is pending on the instashag button.

And finally; for #%$¥! Sake woman; what size are these bloody shoes? They're a bit tight on my size 10 feet!

Ok well you can take the glory for the idea

I will take the glory for the pizzzaaaaazzzzzz

Size 7

Hmmmm ok. Glory taken. I had pizza last night so I concede that.

Disappointed with the proceeds of my theft though. I wear a 9 in heels so I may as well return these. Such a shame.

Don't matter how high heels are when I am laid down lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol. That obviously reads wrong. I mean I wear a size nine when I wear heels! Just for reference I like then to be about 4" unless they are a platform then I'll go higher.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Lol. That obviously reads wrong. I mean I wear a size nine when I wear heels! Just for reference I like then to be about 4" unless they are a platform then I'll go higher.

I read it wrong actually

Was busy laughing at some one giving me evils from my inbox ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oooo. Evils. Not had those or a stalker yet. I miss my old one after he fell out of the tree.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oooo. Evils. Not had those or a stalker yet. I miss my old one after he fell out of the tree.

All because I don't want to watch pole dancing lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

might be worth a try out. but how much does it cost to upgrade then?

This pop luck idea will I get man? I hope not

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"might be worth a try out. but how much does it cost to upgrade then?

This pop luck idea will I get man? I hope not

It costs £6.99 and it's a lucky dip ha ha

You get three goes for a limited time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you do get a man you might just make a friend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you do get a man you might just make a friend

got point a beer and chat. we might end making a tag team and look women to play tag with lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oooo. Evils. Not had those or a stalker yet. I miss my old one after he fell out of the tree.

All because I don't want to watch pole dancing lol

You got evils for that !!! Wow. I agreed with you, I didn't get any, feeling a bit left out now

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oooo. Evils. Not had those or a stalker yet. I miss my old one after he fell out of the tree.

All because I don't want to watch pole dancing lol

You got evils for that !!! Wow. I agreed with you, I didn't get any, feeling a bit left out now

If you try hard enough you may do ha ha don't take a lot

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If you do get a man you might just make a friend

got point a beer and chat. we might end making a tag team and look women to play tag with lol

Win win !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you do get a man you might just make a friend

got point a beer and chat. we might end making a tag team and look women to play tag with lol

Win win !"

yes win win tag tag

Fancy a game of tag then?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If you do get a man you might just make a friend

got point a beer and chat. we might end making a tag team and look women to play tag with lol

Win win !

yes win win tag tag

Fancy a game of tag then?

Can't catch me lol

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

you do realise you owe more me copyright money for the word "instashag"......

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

p.s my lawyers will be in touch.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oooo. Evils. Not had those or a stalker yet. I miss my old one after he fell out of the tree.

All because I don't want to watch pole dancing lol

I so want to learn to pole dance. I've looked for classes nearby without success. I have pink hot pants and some lovely heels. I think I'll have to just buy a pole and utube it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"p.s my lawyers will be in touch.....

I took out Tina's insurance

Can't touch this ass

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oooo. Evils. Not had those or a stalker yet. I miss my old one after he fell out of the tree.

All because I don't want to watch pole dancing lol

I so want to learn to pole dance. I've looked for classes nearby without success. I have pink hot pants and some lovely heels. I think I'll have to just buy a pole and utube it. "

I would pull down the ceiling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"p.s my lawyers will be in touch.....

Now you see the problems trying to charge have caused? I wanted to keep it free but no; you had to hijack my idea and now we've gone all legal and everything.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oooo. Evils. Not had those or a stalker yet. I miss my old one after he fell out of the tree.

All because I don't want to watch pole dancing lol

I so want to learn to pole dance. I've looked for classes nearby without success. I have pink hot pants and some lovely heels. I think I'll have to just buy a pole and utube it.

I would pull down the ceiling "

Nah. When I'm dressed up at chameleons I hurl myself at their pole and it copes fine. All twelve stone of exhibitionistic TV of me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"p.s my lawyers will be in touch.....

Now you see the problems trying to charge have caused? I wanted to keep it free but no; you had to hijack my idea and now we've gone all legal and everything.

It's cool Tina has it covered

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oooo. Evils. Not had those or a stalker yet. I miss my old one after he fell out of the tree.

All because I don't want to watch pole dancing lol

I so want to learn to pole dance. I've looked for classes nearby without success. I have pink hot pants and some lovely heels. I think I'll have to just buy a pole and utube it.

I would pull down the ceiling

Nah. When I'm dressed up at chameleons I hurl myself at their pole and it copes fine. All twelve stone of exhibitionistic TV of me

Twelve stone is in my dreams

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oooo. Evils. Not had those or a stalker yet. I miss my old one after he fell out of the tree.

All because I don't want to watch pole dancing lol

I so want to learn to pole dance. I've looked for classes nearby without success. I have pink hot pants and some lovely heels. I think I'll have to just buy a pole and utube it.

I would pull down the ceiling

Nah. When I'm dressed up at chameleons I hurl myself at their pole and it copes fine. All twelve stone of exhibitionistic TV of me

Twelve stone is in my dreams"

you look might fine as you are, a beautiful lady be happy as you are I say. If you want to tone up a bit I play tag with you anytime.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oooo. Evils. Not had those or a stalker yet. I miss my old one after he fell out of the tree.

All because I don't want to watch pole dancing lol

I so want to learn to pole dance. I've looked for classes nearby without success. I have pink hot pants and some lovely heels. I think I'll have to just buy a pole and utube it.

I would pull down the ceiling

Nah. When I'm dressed up at chameleons I hurl myself at their pole and it copes fine. All twelve stone of exhibitionistic TV of me

Twelve stone is in my dreams"

You dream of a twelve stone TV?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oooo. Evils. Not had those or a stalker yet. I miss my old one after he fell out of the tree.

All because I don't want to watch pole dancing lol

I so want to learn to pole dance. I've looked for classes nearby without success. I have pink hot pants and some lovely heels. I think I'll have to just buy a pole and utube it.

I would pull down the ceiling

Nah. When I'm dressed up at chameleons I hurl myself at their pole and it copes fine. All twelve stone of exhibitionistic TV of me

Twelve stone is in my dreams

You dream of a twelve stone TV? "

Pmsl have to be large brackets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oooo. Evils. Not had those or a stalker yet. I miss my old one after he fell out of the tree.

All because I don't want to watch pole dancing lol

I so want to learn to pole dance. I've looked for classes nearby without success. I have pink hot pants and some lovely heels. I think I'll have to just buy a pole and utube it.

I would pull down the ceiling

Nah. When I'm dressed up at chameleons I hurl myself at their pole and it copes fine. All twelve stone of exhibitionistic TV of me

Twelve stone is in my dreams

You dream of a twelve stone TV?

Pmsl have to be large brackets "

Lol. Mount me wherever you like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oooo. Evils. Not had those or a stalker yet. I miss my old one after he fell out of the tree.

All because I don't want to watch pole dancing lol

I so want to learn to pole dance. I've looked for classes nearby without success. I have pink hot pants and some lovely heels. I think I'll have to just buy a pole and utube it.

I would pull down the ceiling

Nah. When I'm dressed up at chameleons I hurl myself at their pole and it copes fine. All twelve stone of exhibitionistic TV of me

Twelve stone is in my dreams

You dream of a twelve stone TV?

Pmsl have to be large brackets "

Lol. Mount me wherever you like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would have to be desperate to press that button,

A bit like arranging a social meet without ever seeing a picture of the person your going to meet

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By *bony in IvoryCouple
over a year ago

Black&White Utopia

"you do realise you owe more me copyright money for the word "instashag"......

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I would have to be desperate to press that button,

A bit like arranging a social meet without ever seeing a picture of the person your going to meet"

Yep

It's the final act of desperation

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By *opinovMan
over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

"I would have to be desperate to press that button,

A bit like arranging a social meet without ever seeing a picture of the person your going to meet

Yep

It's the final act of desperation "

Welcome to the world of the single male!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dammit...Stephen Amell at the door. Where's me bleddy pizza?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I would have to be desperate to press that button,

A bit like arranging a social meet without ever seeing a picture of the person your going to meet

Yep

It's the final act of desperation

Welcome to the world of the single male!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Dammit...Stephen Amell at the door. Where's me bleddy pizza?!"

Ahhh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How many times are you allowed to press it? Do you have to fuck whoever turns up before you can press it again? What about if you want a gang bang? Or females only? So many logistical issues!!!

crystal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sounds fun xxxx where's the button to press

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like a gamble from time to time so i think it would be a bit of fun to press the button and wait for the doorbell to ring

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How many times are you allowed to press it? Do you have to fuck whoever turns up before you can press it again? What about if you want a gang bang? Or females only? So many logistical issues!!!

crystal"

You get three goes within the one upgrade

Not sure how long it lasts though

I guess you could press it thee times at once and get three at once lol

Wow so many questions fab needs to advertise it properly I think

With t&c

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Knowing my luck someone will turn up at my door with a new carpet

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By *ichaelangelaCouple
over a year ago

notts

we got feckin jehovas witness's

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Knowing my luck someone will turn up at my door with a new carpet

Magic one ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"we got feckin jehovas witness's"

. The luck of the draw lol

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

What happens if they run away when you open the door?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What happens if they run away when you open the door?"

You get another go I think

And hope it's not them again because if they run away twice you get barred from pressing the button for 72hours

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"What happens if they run away when you open the door?

You get another go I think

And hope it's not them again because if they run away twice you get barred from pressing the button for 72hours"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What happens if they run away when you open the door?

You get another go I think

And hope it's not them again because if they run away twice you get barred from pressing the button for 72hours

what you can be barred what will most the single men will barred all the time then lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Knowing my luck someone will turn up at my door with a new carpet

Magic one ?"

Shagpile

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Knowing my luck someone will turn up at my door with a new carpet

Magic one ?

Shagpile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I bet i get a double glazing salesman

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I bet i get a double glazing salesman

He will talk you into to trying gay

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I bet i get a double glazing salesman

He will talk you into to trying gay "

Failed mission then

i actually had one knock my door whilst my mates company were fitting new windows to my house

and he asked me if i was looking to buy double glazing

i just pointed to the fella up on a ladder fitting the window

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I bet i get a double glazing salesman

He will talk you into to trying gay

Failed mission then

i actually had one knock my door whilst my mates company were fitting new windows to my house

and he asked me if i was looking to buy double glazing

i just pointed to the fella up on a ladder fitting the window

Pmsl divvys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I bet i get a double glazing salesman

He will talk you into to trying gay

Failed mission then

i actually had one knock my door whilst my mates company were fitting new windows to my house

and he asked me if i was looking to buy double glazing

i just pointed to the fella up on a ladder fitting the window

Pmsl divvys"

That is one phrase that sprung to mind at the time

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I bet i get a double glazing salesman

He will talk you into to trying gay

Failed mission then

i actually had one knock my door whilst my mates company were fitting new windows to my house

and he asked me if i was looking to buy double glazing

i just pointed to the fella up on a ladder fitting the window

Pmsl divvys

That is one phrase that sprung to mind at the time

Ha ha ha

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