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2 in the pink, 1 in the stink ...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Is this the best combo for fore play or does you ladies prefer a different one, maybe 2 in one and 2 in the other, or maybe even 4 in the stink, ...

Either way was just curious and please don't feel the urge to bad mouth me unless your insecure

Thanks ya'll

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I'm guessing this is not considered foreplay for most.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And here was me thinking your "cock snot up the fartpipe" thread was actually a joke.

Nope, you really think speaking like that works for people dont you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And here was me thinking your "cock snot up the fartpipe" thread was actually a joke.

Nope, you really think speaking like that works for people dont you?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hahaha made me laugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you certainly have a way with words

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By *issy louWoman
over a year ago

Staffordshire Moorlands

Omg who said romance was dead? Do guys really speak like this in the real world???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Come meet us this minute, you had us at '2 in the pink'

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By *mm_n_ZedCouple
over a year ago

Fareham

Some on here may find stomach churning, playground expressions like that amusing. We adults, however, will be rolling our eyes at the silly school-boy trying to be witty.

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By *igboobies42Woman
over a year ago

Essex

What a charmer! Oh sorry is that bad mouthing? I'm a bad girl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Otherwise known as the bowling ball manouvre ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm guessing this is not considered foreplay for most."

It's considered as painful at the very least ... and I doubt anyone has done it ... to be honest your perception of what people do on here is totally wrong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Come meet us this minute, you had us at '2 in the pink' "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm guessing this is not considered foreplay for most."
..Its not forplay its full sex Do you know how to tie your shoelaces yet...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

2 in the pink and 2 in the stink was known as spocking round here

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle


"2 in the pink and 2 in the stink was known as spocking round here "

Its known as a miracle round here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"2 in the pink and 2 in the stink was known as spocking round here

Its known as a miracle round here "

Cant knock till you try tho x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I haven't the vaguest idea what the OP is referring to, seriously

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By *udie_GirlTV/TS
over a year ago

Rochdale

For some reason I'm reminded of the latest form of Australian sexual foreplay:-

"Brace yourself, Sheila!"

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By *hyllyphyllyMan
over a year ago

Bradford

In the stink? Maybe suggest to your next meet to "clean out" first.

Maybe this will help http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=16877

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By *unguy2757Man
over a year ago

newcastle


"you certainly have a way with words "
... yeah .. the wrong way ...

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle


"2 in the pink and 2 in the stink was known as spocking round here

Its known as a miracle round here

Cant knock till you try tho x"

Have you got 3 friends that look like you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

2 in the pink and 1 in the stink.

That's called The Shocker

Lyrics courtesy of Steel Panther from the track The Shocker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No fingers up the bum. The problem with men is that they may play with the arse then play with the vagina, introducing bacteria. It's a no from me and that's not even mentioning rough cuticles/sharp nails!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"you certainly have a way with words "

he is a poet, yet he does'nt know it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Come meet us this minute, you had us at '2 in the pink' "

oooh to be offered the chance

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By *ause and EffectCouple
over a year ago

Southampton


"I haven't the vaguest idea what the OP is referring to, seriously "

Me either - I suspect however that that might be a good thing!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Come meet us this minute, you had us at '2 in the pink'

oooh to be offered the chance "

Bad luck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And here was me thinking your "cock snot up the fartpipe" thread was actually a joke.

Nope, you really think speaking like that works for people dont you?"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Honestly considering this was meant as light hearted fun I can't believe the abuse which I have revived both here and in my inbox leading to some people receiving timeouts. And what has " not wonder you've had no meets " have to do with anything....?

Anyway for all those that took it as was meant

Anyone else needs to remove their finger from ones ass

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By *he devil wears pradaWoman
over a year ago

gosport ish


"Honestly considering this was meant as light hearted fun I can't believe the abuse which I have revived both here and in my inbox leading to some people receiving timeouts. And what has " not wonder you've had no meets " have to do with anything....?

Anyway for all those that took it as was meant

Anyone else needs to remove their finger from ones ass "
how do you know they had time outs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Honestly considering this was meant as light hearted fun I can't believe the abuse which I have revived both here and in my inbox leading to some people receiving timeouts. And what has " not wonder you've had no meets " have to do with anything....?

Anyway for all those that took it as was meant

Anyone else needs to remove their finger from ones ass how do you know they had time outs "

Indeed , how does the op know that ?

Has he become a mod as a reward for such stimulating , and thought provoking threads ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is this the best combo for fore play or does you ladies prefer a different one, maybe 2 in one and 2 in the other, or maybe even 4 in the stink, ...

Either way was just curious and please don't feel the urge to bad mouth me unless your insecure

Thanks ya'll"

Made meeeee chuckle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Honestly considering this was meant as light hearted fun I can't believe the abuse which I have revived both here and in my inbox leading to some people receiving timeouts. And what has " not wonder you've had no meets " have to do with anything....?

Anyway for all those that took it as was meant

Anyone else needs to remove their finger from ones ass "

Well said, some people need to lighten up, they have had a sense of humour bypass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Omg who said romance was dead? Do guys really speak like this in the real world??? "

Guys/men ; no.

Immature boys; apparently so.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I actually had that a few evenings ago. Wasn't expecting it as he was squatting over my face at the time. It took my mind off what I was doing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And here was me thinking your "cock snot up the fartpipe" thread was actually a joke.

Nope, you really think speaking like that works for people dont you?"

Cock snot up the fartpipe!! Classic

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Honestly considering this was meant as light hearted fun I can't believe the abuse which I have revived both here and in my inbox leading to some people receiving timeouts. And what has " not wonder you've had no meets " have to do with anything....?

Anyway for all those that took it as was meant

Anyone else needs to remove their finger from ones ass how do you know they had time outs "

Because some people had abusive comments removed from the thread which usually results in a timeout / ban . Anyway

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By *unPeteMan
over a year ago

Near Bristol

I think postings should be time-stamped. Just wonder if the op posted after a skin full down the local one night?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I think postings should be time-stamped. Just wonder if the op posted after a skin full down the local one night?"

Yeah probably, and considering its 1230, maybe the same goes for you or yo have no job

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