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Hi, nice tits fancy a shag.. as a intro message.?.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I sometimes use that as a message for fun, what do all of you send for kinda intro messsage to members .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I sometimes use that as a message for fun, what do all of you send for kinda intro messsage to members ."

It would get a pithy reply and a block if it landed in my inbox

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Works every time for me. A woman should be complimented in the top bollocks department!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

would never work on me i just think what a wanker !!!!

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By *hynottsCouple
over a year ago

nottingham


"I sometimes use that as a message for fun, what do all of you send for kinda intro messsage to members .

It would get a pithy reply and a block if it landed in my inbox "
and us

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Straight to the file B1N

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I sometimes use that as a message for fun, what do all of you send for kinda intro messsage to members ."
if it works on some good for you but would delete and block if sent that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"would never work on me i just think what a wanker !!!!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OP, does that really work lol?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I sometimes use that as a message for fun, what do all of you send for kinda intro messsage to members ."

Bet you get a shag every hour and buy condoms by the gross

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"would never work on me i just think what a wanker !!!!"

Haha perfectly said!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I sometimes use that as a message for fun, what do all of you send for kinda intro messsage to members .

Bet you get a shag every hour and buy condoms by the gross

"
YEs I do.. I got about 100 condoms on the go each week lol x.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't think I'll try that one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Funnily enough I use the exact same message, seems to work well

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By *a petite madameWoman
over a year ago

London / Essex


"would never work on me i just think what a wanker !!!!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"would never work on me i just think what a wanker !!!!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I sometimes use that as a message for fun, what do all of you send for kinda intro messsage to members .

Bet you get a shag every hour and buy condoms by the gross

YEs I do.. I got about 100 condoms on the go each week lol x."

On the go each week

That sounds like you recycle them eeewwwwwww

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I sometimes use that as a message for fun, what do all of you send for kinda intro messsage to members .

Bet you get a shag every hour and buy condoms by the gross

YEs I do.. I got about 100 condoms on the go each week lol x."

Well at least you practice safe sex I suppose.

Why do I always find some good in someone when it's obvious...

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

I usually get "can you suck my cock like in your pic" and I say no I cant

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest


"I sometimes use that as a message for fun, what do all of you send for kinda intro messsage to members .

Bet you get a shag every hour and buy condoms by the gross

YEs I do.. I got about 100 condoms on the go each week lol x."

But you do know you dont have to use them for wanking dont you?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I sometimes use that as a message for fun, what do all of you send for kinda intro messsage to members .

Bet you get a shag every hour and buy condoms by the gross

YEs I do.. I got about 100 condoms on the go each week lol x.

On the go each week

That sounds like you recycle them eeewwwwwww "
lool yes, no get them free at nhs, would be to expensive to get it myself

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I sometimes use that as a message for fun, what do all of you send for kinda intro messsage to members .

Bet you get a shag every hour and buy condoms by the gross

YEs I do.. I got about 100 condoms on the go each week lol x.

But you do know you dont have to use them for wanking dont you? "
And yes I know that to lol .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shagtonite you are such a fibber

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not the worst intro I've received, but it's a no from me!!

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By *eryBigGirlWoman
over a year ago

East Yorkshire

Clearly it works wonders going by his one webcam verification

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Erm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I see a guy I like I usually try and laugh him in to bed. Therefore I always start with a picture of my face.

If he's doesn't then hide or delete his profile I take that as a green light even if he returns none of my messages and blocks me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If I see a guy I like I usually try and laugh him in to bed. Therefore I always start with a picture of my face.

If he's doesn't then hide or delete his profile I take that as a green light even if he returns none of my messages and blocks me.

"

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By *adamfoofooWoman
over a year ago

leeds

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By *adamfoofooWoman
over a year ago

leeds

It wouldn't work on me Adolf..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It wouldn't work on me Adolf.. "
lol I dont alwais use that line ofcourse x.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I might try that and see what happens. OP! Does it still work when there no tits on their public pics?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I might try that and see what happens. OP! Does it still work when there no tits on their public pics? "
lol no it dont, then just change the tit part, to pussie or bum, or depends what the pic is about .

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By *ercedes_SLKMan
over a year ago

nottingham

Think I will pass on that and continue to rely on more articulate openings to conversations......

Of course, there is always the hope of somebody pressing the big Golden button and offering a sympathy shag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If I see a guy I like I usually try and laugh him in to bed. Therefore I always start with a picture of my face.

If he's doesn't then hide or delete his profile I take that as a green light even if he returns none of my messages and blocks me.

"

Go on then. Try it with me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"would never work on me i just think what a wanker !!!! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well my knickers just fell off.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If I see a guy I like I usually try and laugh him in to bed. Therefore I always start with a picture of my face.

If he's doesn't then hide or delete his profile I take that as a green light even if he returns none of my messages and blocks me.

Go on then. Try it with me.

"

Laughable face pic sent. I resisted the temptation to say "nice bollocks, want to meat me?" although it's my standard opener.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I sometimes use that as a message for fun, what do all of you send for kinda intro messsage to members ."

I would probably go with a reply of "Ta muchly that would be spiffing , I'm on my way ... If I'm not there in half hour start without me"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That musta been a winner, mrs N just said, yeah go on then. Tonight?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If I see a guy I like I usually try and laugh him in to bed. Therefore I always start with a picture of my face.

If he's doesn't then hide or delete his profile I take that as a green light even if he returns none of my messages and blocks me.

Go on then. Try it with me.

Laughable face pic sent. I resisted the temptation to say "nice bollocks, want to meat me?" although it's my standard opener."

Why didn't you?! I never get those messages. So not fair!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I send "nice tits fancy a shag?" message to men they don't have a sense of humour about it for some reason

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"That musta been a winner, mrs N just said, yeah go on then. Tonight? "
lol good and yes, lets say 10 pm lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My opening message is nice cock, fancy using it in me? Never fails

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I might try that and see what happens. OP! Does it still work when there no tits on their public pics? lol no it dont, then just change the tit part, to pussie or bum, or depends what the pic is about ."

I'll be desapounted if I make all that effort and not have a shag lol. So if its a close up pic to a pussy I just say "Great cun! Fancy a shag? " ? Lol Or great clit etc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Desappointed*

Cunt*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My opening message is nice cock, fancy using it in me? Never fails "

Must always get them standing to attention

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My opening message is nice cock, fancy using it in me? Never fails "

Cause most probably thats the first offer they had since they joined fab

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I weren't asking for critique, I wanted to know if anyone else had a fun first message lol x.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"would never work on me i just think what a wanker !!!! "

Yeap do one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My opening message is nice cock, fancy using it in me? Never fails

Cause most probably thats the first offer they had since they joined fab "

I send to all newbies. I like to get in first before the nasty cougars and milfs get their claws into them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If I see a guy I like I usually try and laugh him in to bed. Therefore I always start with a picture of my face.

If he's doesn't then hide or delete his profile I take that as a green light even if he returns none of my messages and blocks me.

"

You've a lovely butt hole miss devil..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If I see a guy I like I usually try and laugh him in to bed. Therefore I always start with a picture of my face.

If he's doesn't then hide or delete his profile I take that as a green light even if he returns none of my messages and blocks me.

You've a lovely butt hole miss devil.. "

Are you sure that's not my face?

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By *heScotandthegirlCouple
over a year ago

London & Edinburgh


"I weren't asking for critique, I wanted to know if anyone else had a fun first message lol x."

Not sure i'd call this fun, or even ironic...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If I see a guy I like I usually try and laugh him in to bed. Therefore I always start with a picture of my face.

If he's doesn't then hide or delete his profile I take that as a green light even if he returns none of my messages and blocks me.

You've a lovely butt hole miss devil..

Are you sure that's not my face?"

Definitely not

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I weren't asking for critique, I wanted to know if anyone else had a fun first message lol x.

Not sure i'd call this fun, or even ironic..."
Well its fun for me, thats all that matters lol.

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

I just send a picture of me nude,, that normally has the ladies laughing out loud,

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By *picyspiregirlCouple
over a year ago

chesterfield

I get lots of similar messages from guys we have never previously spoken to. I never respond to them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

absolutely LOVE the ones suggesting they can make mrs happier than me.

works wonders when i let her know.

she wants images, locations and actions straight away.

such a glowing opening assault.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

in act, hang on, im gonna try it on someone that has posted in this thread.

i will post up how it goes.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

YEs let us know how it goes lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I sometimes use that as a message for fun, what do all of you send for kinda intro messsage to members .

It would get a pithy reply and a block if it landed in my inbox and us"

THIS

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I sometimes use that as a message for fun, what do all of you send for kinda intro messsage to members .

Bet you get a shag every hour and buy condoms by the gross

YEs I do.. I got about 100 condoms on the go each week lol x.

But you do know you dont have to use them for wanking dont you? "

depends where your hands have been lately

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I mag try it.

I'm always polite, conversational and friendly and doesn't get me anywhere.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I mag try it.

I'm always polite, conversational and friendly and doesn't get me anywhere. "

I pre-empted you and tried it on you.

See if it's working for ya?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I sometimes use that as a message for fun, what do all of you send for kinda intro messsage to members .

I would probably go with a reply of "Ta muchly that would be spiffing , I'm on my way ... If I'm not there in half hour start without me" "

That's what you sent to me!!

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Please don't confirm it works, else some of the male readers seeing this will adopt more of that approach too. As if there weren't enough already!!

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By *et and wild submissiveWoman
over a year ago

west midlands

Instant delete. Not even a second glances

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By *et and wild submissiveWoman
over a year ago

west midlands

Instant delete. Not even a second glances

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now I remember why I blocked the op

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I sometimes use that as a message for fun, what do all of you send for kinda intro messsage to members ."

That wouldn't even get a reply from me, it would be instant delete and block, with me muttering "no chance wanker" at the same time

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By *r-UniqueMan
over a year ago

Carmarthenshire


"Instant delete. Not even a second glances"

Such a important point. You had to say it twice? Lol.

If you message so etching that forward and decline your offer and even delete it instantly. Just message them backing saying "why you being picky for, I wasn't" lol.

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By *lappyMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Surely this doesn't work ??? I myself just try a short little friendly and polite message whilst I haven't got 100% guarentee of success, at least my message gets read as oppose to the first message which others have stated gets deleted without even being read

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Now I remember why I blocked the op "
I blocked u to lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

And yet again some here get wrong what to type here. I asked what type of fun messages you get, not to get critized.. this goes for the women.. ok.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I sometimes use that as a message for fun, what do all of you send for kinda intro messsage to members ."

This may explain your reason on another thread regarding using the forum as your inbox is quiet...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I sometimes use that as a message for fun, what do all of you send for kinda intro messsage to members .

This may explain your reason on another thread regarding using the forum as your inbox is quiet..."
And yet another reply that is not what the thread is about, maibe u should read more.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I sometimes use that as a message for fun, what do all of you send for kinda intro messsage to members ."

I would say to you eyes off my tits Perv lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I sometimes use that as a message for fun, what do all of you send for kinda intro messsage to members .

This may explain your reason on another thread regarding using the forum as your inbox is quiet...And yet another reply that is not what the thread is about, maibe u should read more."

My bad. When you used a ? in the subject header, just after you said "asd an intro message" for some reason I thought you were asking a question about it's suitability.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I sometimes use that as a message for fun, what do all of you send for kinda intro messsage to members .

This may explain your reason on another thread regarding using the forum as your inbox is quiet...And yet another reply that is not what the thread is about, maibe u should read more.

My bad. When you used a ? in the subject header, just after you said "asd an intro message" for some reason I thought you were asking a question about it's suitability. "
lol no the reply you gave me was from another thread I replyed to and wasnt about this thread I made lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

well, i can confirm it depends who you send it to.

IF the person has a sense of humour, it MAY lead to an opening of communications.

however, for the wider community, its proven that its totally unsuitable.

thank you fellow poster for helping with this scientific research.

you may now re ascend your knickers lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Thats good to know about ur experience there lol, I will still continue send out few of them for the fun of it lol x.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The best one I received when I was here as a single was 'well you're a sexy little fat cunt aren't ya ?'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The best one I received when I was here as a single was 'well you're a sexy little fat cunt aren't ya ?' "

But you are.

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By *an and wifeyCouple
over a year ago

n lincs


"would never work on me i just think what a wanker !!!!"

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By *unPeteMan
over a year ago

Near Bristol

Got it ... so that's where I'm going wrong. Live and learn, live and learn ...

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