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Wrinkled bollocks.

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By *opsy Rogers OP   Woman
over a year ago

London

I prefer to see smooth ones.

What say you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Am I nuts or does this depend on body and room temperature?

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By *rymeplsMan
over a year ago

manchester

Mine feel ok but when they are cold. Urggh

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By *opsy Rogers OP   Woman
over a year ago

London

I'm in a recalcitrant mood today and fed up with threads about preference over nothing anyone has any control over, unless they decide on surgery, usually aimed at women.

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"I prefer to see smooth ones.

What say you?"

They're all wrinkled Topsy - especially if it's a tad chilly.

Most are only smooth (assuming we're not talking shaving here!) if swollen - and that tends to be related to a kick in the bollocks or elephantitis!

A

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

More "walnuts" than "plums"

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By *opsy Rogers OP   Woman
over a year ago

London


"I prefer to see smooth ones.

What say you?

They're all wrinkled Topsy - especially if it's a tad chilly.

Most are only smooth (assuming we're not talking shaving here!) if swollen - and that tends to be related to a kick in the bollocks or elephantitis!

A"

I know, see my post above yours! This is a very serious tongue-in-cheek thread.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex


"I prefer to see smooth ones.

What say you?"

oh I prefer smooth too, after all who wants to see something that looks like its been in a bath of hot water for an hour yeuch disgusting . I bet some of them even have hair on its just not right

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By *opsy Rogers OP   Woman
over a year ago

London


"I prefer to see smooth ones.

What say you?

oh I prefer smooth too, after all who wants to see something that looks like its been in a bath of hot water for an hour yeuch disgusting . I bet some of them even have hair on its just not right"

Do you pluck up enough courage to actually touch one? I've only ever looked myself.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex


"I prefer to see smooth ones.

What say you?

oh I prefer smooth too, after all who wants to see something that looks like its been in a bath of hot water for an hour yeuch disgusting . I bet some of them even have hair on its just not right

Do you pluck up enough courage to actually touch one? I've only ever looked myself."

oo no I might catch the wrinkles or get hair in my eye or somewhere else equally awful...nothing worse in my opinion. Get out the iron, the bleach and the Veet.

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"I prefer to see smooth ones.

What say you?

They're all wrinkled Topsy - especially if it's a tad chilly.

Most are only smooth (assuming we're not talking shaving here!) if swollen - and that tends to be related to a kick in the bollocks or elephantitis!

A

I know, see my post above yours! This is a very serious tongue-in-cheek thread."

I guessed!

Although in terms of things that can't be changed without surgery.....

"Four women have had new vaginas grown in the laboratory and implanted by doctors in the US."

Full story here.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-26885335

There's hope for all those guys that say they can't get any pussy yet!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love the naked form so much like im not going to comment on how fellow ladies look and make them feel shite about the shape and look of their genitals I'll leave the gents alone too. I love variety and I love to look.

I don't want people to feel ashamed of their bodies courtesy of me.

Oh and did I mention I love cock pics!

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By *opsy Rogers OP   Woman
over a year ago

London


"I prefer to see smooth ones.

What say you?

They're all wrinkled Topsy - especially if it's a tad chilly.

Most are only smooth (assuming we're not talking shaving here!) if swollen - and that tends to be related to a kick in the bollocks or elephantitis!

A

I know, see my post above yours! This is a very serious tongue-in-cheek thread.

I guessed!

Although in terms of things that can't be changed without surgery.....

"Four women have had new vaginas grown in the laboratory and implanted by doctors in the US."

Full story here.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-26885335

There's hope for all those guys that say they can't get any pussy yet! "

I bet it won't be 'one size fits all' though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not gettin' my balls botoxed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I prefer not see any, they are nothing but trouble anyway.

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By *mm_n_ZedCouple
over a year ago

Fareham


"I'm in a recalcitrant mood today and fed up with threads about preference over nothing anyone has any control over, unless they decide on surgery, usually aimed at women.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mastic gun?

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