FabSwingers.com forum: Wanking on a fan

By *eard-lincoln OP Man
over a year ago

near lincoln

Bit weird this one I know but boredom and curiosity have kicked in at work on this hot day.

So basically I'm having a wank at work and I'm sat next to a huge fan to cool me down.

If I choose to present my semen over said fan to find out what happens am I

a). likely to get splash back or

b). will it decorate my office ceiling and walls or

c). will it just stick to the fan.

You probably have about twenty minutes on this one

Thanks

Will

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

d) your boss will catch you and you'll get sacked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ha ha ha this has just brightened my day as I find myself thinking rather seriously about the outcome!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bit weird this one I know but boredom and curiosity have kicked in at work on this hot day.

So basically I'm having a wank at work and I'm sat next to a huge fan to cool me down.

If I choose to present my semen over said fan to find out what happens am I

a). likely to get splash back or

b). will it decorate my office ceiling and walls or

c). will it just stick to the fan.

You probably have about twenty minutes on this one

Thanks

Will

Depends on the consistency of your jizz.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Splatter the room

How fast is the fan

How many times can you stick it in without getting hit

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By *eard-lincoln OP Man
over a year ago

near lincoln

"d) your boss will catch you and you'll get sacked"

I am the boss hence why I have a massive fan silly

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

Depends on how close you got and the velocity of the blades, would result in the colour you decorated the office.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd say you e) end up hurting yourself and have to explain to the A&E how you ended up with a sliced penis

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By *iceguy 1966Man
over a year ago

in pa postcode

If the fan is fast enough and your jizz is slightly runny I suggest it will be all over the wall like wallpaper paste

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"d) your boss will catch you and you'll get sacked

I am the boss hence why I have a massive fan silly

OK, fair enough.

Anyway, this vid might help with your question:

http://youtu.be/ZYId4DwW0EA

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It has got to be A. Then F/your secretary comes in with your cock out and jizz over your trousers, she then licks it off and suck you dry following by some over the desk penetration.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Be sure to video the resultant horror of a sliced n diced bobby dazzler and the call to a&e

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By *eard-lincoln OP Man
over a year ago

near lincoln

"Be sure to video the resultant horror of a sliced n diced bobby dazzler and the call to a&e

It's ok my winky doesn't fit through the grate of the fan I've tried so shouldn't be any blood

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Be sure to video the resultant horror of a sliced n diced bobby dazzler and the call to a&e

It's ok my winky doesn't fit through the grate of the fan I've tried so shouldn't be any blood "

You tried shafting your fan!!You must be going through a bit of a dry spell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Be sure to video the resultant horror of a sliced n diced bobby dazzler and the call to a&e

It's ok my winky doesn't fit through the grate of the fan I've tried so shouldn't be any blood "

oh come on, live a little, take the cage off!

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By *eard-lincoln OP Man
over a year ago

near lincoln

"Be sure to video the resultant horror of a sliced n diced bobby dazzler and the call to a&e

It's ok my winky doesn't fit through the grate of the fan I've tried so shouldn't be any blood

You tried shafting your fan!!You must be going through a bit of a dry spell

Lol I tested it just incase I fell over at an inappropriate time. It's ways best to cover your risk assessments pre wank.

But yes it has been a long long dry spell lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What was the outcome?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I think he's in the ambulance on the way to hospital sans willy

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By *eard-lincoln OP Man
over a year ago

near lincoln

"What was the outcome? "

Outcome surprised me. Just videod it. And watched back lol.

It's a mixture of all 3. Mostly dripping of the fan underneath but some in my hair and some on the wall and my desk and a bit on my books shelf lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What was the outcome?

Outcome surprised me. Just videod it. And watched back lol.

It's a mixture of all 3. Mostly dripping of the fan underneath but some in my hair and some on the wall and my desk and a bit on my books shelf lol.

lol must have been more than a teaspoon then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All for the purpose of science!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Legend!

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By *eard-lincoln OP Man
over a year ago

near lincoln

What was the outcome?

Outcome surprised me. Just videod it. And watched back lol.

It's a mixture of all 3. Mostly dripping of the fan underneath but some in my hair and some on the wall and my desk and a bit on my books shelf lol.

lol must have been more than a teaspoon then

Yes it was A fair bit. Lol.

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By *iFunLadMan
over a year ago

Stratford

Can I ask where the hell you are that is so hot today that you require a FAN ?!?

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By *eard-lincoln OP Man
over a year ago

near lincoln

"All for the purpose of science!! "

Yes science ......... Lol

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By *eard-lincoln OP Man
over a year ago

near lincoln

"Can I ask where the hell you are that is so hot today that you require a FAN ?!?

Nottingham. 29 degrees in my office.

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By *iceguy 1966Man
over a year ago

in pa postcode

Mate you should get your own TV series on Discovery, they could call it "Fun with Jizz"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All for the purpose of science!!

Yes science ......... Lol"

wondering where this could be applied in real world

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By *eard-lincoln OP Man
over a year ago

near lincoln

"All for the purpose of science!!

Yes science ......... Lol

wondering where this could be applied in real world "

Could be part of a party game like soggy biscuit or poo sandwich

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All for the purpose of science!!

Yes science ......... Lol

wondering where this could be applied in real world

Could be part of a party game like soggy biscuit or poo sandwich "

a dares game where you have to hold your face in front of a fan for a specific amount of time as someone wanks. Like Russian roulette with spunk

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By *rsK69Woman
over a year ago

Neath

Awesome thread

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By *eard-lincoln OP Man
over a year ago

near lincoln

"All for the purpose of science!!

Yes science ......... Lol

wondering where this could be applied in real world

Could be part of a party game like soggy biscuit or poo sandwich

a dares game where you have to hold your face in front of a fan for a specific amount of time as someone wanks. Like Russian roulette with spunk

Yes would be good at a bukkake party. Just need a good name for it so I can market it and patent it

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By *eard-lincoln OP Man
over a year ago

near lincoln

"Awesome thread

Lol blame flossy she got me excited at work again .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All for the purpose of science!!

Yes science ......... Lol

wondering where this could be applied in real world

Could be part of a party game like soggy biscuit or poo sandwich

a dares game where you have to hold your face in front of a fan for a specific amount of time as someone wanks. Like Russian roulette with spunk

Yes would be good at a bukkake party. Just need a good name for it so I can market it and patent it"

Fankake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Alan partridge had a fan.

Run he's a mentalist

Sorry been looking for a reason to shout

MENTALIST for ages

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

keep taking the tablets mate.lol

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By *eard-lincoln OP Man
over a year ago

near lincoln

"keep taking the tablets mate.lol"

It's the tablets fault. !!!

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By *athylacyTV/TS
over a year ago

Maidstone

"All for the purpose of science!!

Yes science ......... Lol

wondering where this could be applied in real world

Could be part of a party game like soggy biscuit or poo sandwich

a dares game where you have to hold your face in front of a fan for a specific amount of time as someone wanks. Like Russian roulette with spunk

Yes would be good at a bukkake party. Just need a good name for it so I can market it and patent it"

Fanakke

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By *igboobies42Woman
over a year ago

Essex

Sitting in a car park laughing at this. Got some funny looks from the couple that parked next to me.

Love the forums they always manage to brighten my day

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By *rymeplsMan
over a year ago

manchester

Would this be technically a blowjob

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

"Would this be technically a blowjob

Depends on which way the fan is wired.

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By *rymeplsMan
over a year ago

manchester

"Would this be technically a blowjob

Depends on which way the fan is wired. "
lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll stick to wanking into a fanny thanks...

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