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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Hi guys, trying to fob off a couple what excuses should I use?

I'm kidding, but I'm sure that must be the thought process of some of the t**ts on here that are nothing but pretenders. Go on, what are some of the best you've heard this past week?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a regular one we get when messaging single bi fem profiles is ' I have a fb' or 'my partner wants to join in'.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Haha...so much for single fem!

I had a good one on the day I had planned to meet a couple...

'The kids just woke up'

WTF!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

mine was i forgot lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

we have also had the car crash 1 aswell, artistic talent awards are rife on here ha ha, that's 1 of the main reasons we try to meet at clubs or a social first!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"we arent interested"

aye right!...have they even seen how fucking hot I am!..their loss...bloody weirdos

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ive not had any weird and wonderful ones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I got you confused with someone else...just get soooo many messages"

yeah right...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

we have had some great ones, a personal fave was

" I was called into hospital to have my wisdom teeth removed "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I havent had any

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"we have had some great ones, a personal fave was

" I was called into hospital to have my wisdom teeth removed " "

wow, talk about creativity......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"mine was i forgot lol"

How can someone "forget" they are going to have sex? Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've had some hilarious ones over the years on my single profile, one of my favorite ones was his brother had been beaten up the night before by several blokes with baseball bats and was in a coma but he'd still be at the hotel later! Another favorite was he'd run out of petrol, and had no money as his wallet was at his mates and he didn't even have enough petrol to get to his mates so would have to wait for him to bring it over. Shame these people weren't so imaginative in bed lol!

Miss F

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By *ensual temptressWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

Best one i had was one hour before arranged meet . I texed him the day before to check we were still ok for the meet .He finally texted me back saying "I've been out on a few dates with a woman and want to see how it develops ". Things he should of thought of before arranging the meet lol!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The favourite one I've heard from a woman is 'i started my period'.

Lovely.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Best one i had was one hour before arranged meet . I texed him the day before to check we were still ok for the meet .He finally texted me back saying "I've been out on a few dates with a woman and want to see how it develops ". Things he should of thought of before arranging the meet lol!"

Sounds like he was hedging his bets xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Best one i had was one hour before arranged meet . I texed him the day before to check we were still ok for the meet .He finally texted me back saying "I've been out on a few dates with a woman and want to see how it develops ". Things he should of thought of before arranging the meet lol!

Sounds like he was hedging his bets xxx"

Ps....why is there a motorbike in your living room?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"mine was i forgot lol

How can someone "forget" they are going to have sex? Lol"

lol exactly

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By *ensual temptressWoman
over a year ago

Southampton


"The favourite one I've heard from a woman is 'i started my period'.

Lovely."

Unfortunately this can and does happen though .Mother nature can be a cruel biatch sometimes lol

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By *ensual temptressWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

Blue .. its not lol . It was mates conservatory lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Blue .. its not lol . It was mates conservatory lol "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The favourite one I've heard from a woman is 'i started my period'.

Lovely.

Unfortunately this can and does happen though .Mother nature can be a cruel biatch sometimes lol "

She turned out to be a timewaster.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The favourite one I've heard from a woman is 'i started my period'.

Lovely."

I've had this one before...10 for effort, 0 for creativity..

Ladies, surely you know roughly when it will be that time of the month?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The favourite one I've heard from a woman is 'i started my period'.

Lovely.

I've had this one before...10 for effort, 0 for creativity..

Ladies, surely you know roughly when it will be that time of the month?

Actually some of us don't ..I fluctuate anywhere between 28 and 32 days ! But If that was to happen I'd rearrange immediately !

"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

New one on us today - I've suddenly been landed with the dog, and won't leave him in the car. Good job we have a sense of humour!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""we arent interested"

aye right!...have they even seen how fucking hot I am!..their loss...bloody weirdos "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"a regular one we get when messaging single bi fem profiles is ' I have a fb' or 'my partner wants to join in'. "

this a lot -

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The favourite one I've heard from a woman is 'i started my period'.

Lovely.

I've had this one before...10 for effort, 0 for creativity..

Ladies, surely you know roughly when it will be that time of the month?

"

nope i had a pill that fucked up the cycle completely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""we arent interested"

aye right!...have they even seen how fucking hot I am!..their loss...bloody weirdos

"

good attitude - we say their loss lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've had the 'I had a bump in my car, nothing really bad, but had to go home'. This week I had - 'stuck at work till late oh and I was so looking forward to meeting you'...........chickens both of them. Why not just say they had changed their minds ? At least they let me know

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By *adyGardenWoman
over a year ago

LONDON (se)

My neice was in a car accident. Then rearranged and suddenly she is dead. I hat disbelieving things like this but if my nephew was thst seriously injures I wouldn't arrange anything until I knew 100% he was going to be fine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm going home! My sat nav died and my phone is losing signal and I'm lost! I did actually say that but I finally got there in the end. He found it funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The favourite one I've heard from a woman is 'i started my period'.

Lovely.

I've had this one before...10 for effort, 0 for creativity..

Ladies, surely you know roughly when it will be that time of the month?

nope i had a pill that fucked up the cycle completely"

Contraceptive implants currently done that to me I play Russian roulette with Mother Nature since having that fitted this month was the first I had in 3 months and now here I am 2 weeks later n I'm back on again grrrrr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The favourite one I've heard from a woman is 'i started my period'.

Lovely.

Unfortunately this can and does happen though .Mother nature can be a cruel biatch sometimes lol "

Totally agree, ever since I've hit 40 Mother Nature has been incredibly cruel, we used to say it was a poor excuse years ago but from personal experiance we sympathise now x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The favourite one I've heard from a woman is 'i started my period'.

Lovely."

This is actually quite reasonable. It does happen, you know.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The favourite one I've heard from a woman is 'i started my period'.

Lovely.

I've had this one before...10 for effort, 0 for creativity..

Ladies, surely you know roughly when it will be that time of the month?

"

Only roughly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The favourite one I've heard from a woman is 'i started my period'.

Lovely.

I've had this one before...10 for effort, 0 for creativity..

Ladies, surely you know roughly when it will be that time of the month?

"

Only roughly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tell them you've got your period.

That's a popular one.

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By *mmabluTV/TS
over a year ago

upton wirral

The best one was the mother in law has been rushed into hospital

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My son got run over outside his school last month and was taken to hospital,obviously we didn't have chance/time to cancel as my son was my priority at time, when we did eventually get online to explain we were called fakes, timewasters and all the rest.

Didn't care about the insults because my son was my number 1 priority at the time and really don't care if these strangers thought we were lying.

Just saying some of these supposed excuses could actually be real personal stuff going on x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The favourite one I've heard from a woman is 'i started my period'.

Lovely.

I've had this one before...10 for effort, 0 for creativity..

Ladies, surely you know roughly when it will be that time of the month?

"

Umm...not always. A real bummer if you have Polycystic Ovaries...

P

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The favourite one I've heard from a woman is 'i started my period'.

Lovely.

I've had this one before...10 for effort, 0 for creativity..

Ladies, surely you know roughly when it will be that time of the month?

Umm...not always. A real bummer if you have Polycystic Ovaries...

P"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tell them you've got your period.

That's a popular one."

or turn up with a sanitary towel between your legs and whip it off just before he goes down on you

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By *eddonistikMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"The favourite one I've heard from a woman is 'i started my period'.

Lovely.

I've had this one before...10 for effort, 0 for creativity..

Ladies, surely you know roughly when it will be that time of the month?

"

Have you known many women or much about them?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tell them you've got your period.

That's a popular one.

or turn up with a sanitary towel between your legs and whip it off just before he goes down on you "

You're just cruel - funny, but cruel.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tell them you've got your period.

That's a popular one.

or turn up with a sanitary towel between your legs and whip it off just before he goes down on you

You're just cruel - funny, but cruel. "

I could have said tampon and helicopter it over your head

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tell them you've got your period.

That's a popular one.

or turn up with a sanitary towel between your legs and whip it off just before he goes down on you

You're just cruel - funny, but cruel.

I could have said tampon and helicopter it over your head "

Now that's just kinky. Lol

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By *reelove1969Couple
over a year ago

bristol

you look like a knob ...not the other guys !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The favourite one I've heard from a woman is 'i started my period'.

Lovely."

Yeah but that cld b true. Thats happened to me today and i was gona hv a meet wiv a gawjus hot guy who ive met before. Im gutted cos i had to cancel. U men dont know how lucky u r lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The favourite one I've heard from a woman is 'i started my period'.

Lovely.

I've had this one before...10 for effort, 0 for creativity..

Ladies, surely you know roughly when it will be that time of the month?

nope i had a pill that fucked up the cycle completely

Contraceptive implants currently done that to me I play Russian roulette with Mother Nature since having that fitted this month was the first I had in 3 months and now here I am 2 weeks later n I'm back on again grrrrr"

I can confirm the implant is a pain in the neck, nothing but trouble for the majority of the first year, touch wood seems ok at the min but still don't know when 'she' will rear her head next

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you ladies with this problem tried the depo injection?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have you ladies with this problem tried the depo injection? "

My problem is age x

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By *avinaxxxWoman
over a year ago

Bromsgrove


"Have you ladies with this problem tried the depo injection? "

For me that was the worst thing I did. Bled for 7 weeks. Finished and then started again 10 days later. ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I walked out of one guys house! Does that kind of count. Walked in place was a mess. Asked if I could go the toilet. He said its a bit of a mess. I went in took one look and walked straight past him. And said to him "are you having a laugh. Coz I'm Not" he just looked a bit bewildered as I got in car and drove away.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have you ladies with this problem tried the depo injection?

My problem is age x"

I have it, have been for a few years now. Maybe ask your dr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have you ladies with this problem tried the depo injection?

For me that was the worst thing I did. Bled for 7 weeks. Finished and then started again 10 days later. ??"

That sounds horrible for you

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By *he Happy ManMan
over a year ago

Merseyside


"The favourite one I've heard from a woman is 'i started my period'.

Lovely."

You do realise that is a polite way of getting out of a meet don't you? If it wasn't their message would be something like "I am sorry but mother nature has kicked in. I will have to put off our meet for a few days. I still want to meet you".

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By *he Happy ManMan
over a year ago

Merseyside


" I'm going home! My sat nav died and my phone is losing signal and I'm lost! I did actually say that but I finally got there in the end. He found it funny "

Things can happen. I was on my way to a meet about 2 months ago. On the way the clutch on my car went. I had to call the AA out. My meet thought I was a timewaster. Luckily I got the car repaired the next morning and we met later on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't do socials

Mate has died

Car , cat dog next door neighbours ferret has died

Accident on motorway have to go to work

Called into work

Mrs has found out

Can only do lunchtimes as live with friends

Can't do Saturday nights as the lady I share my house with doesn't like me going out

Mrs won't let me out

Even funnier is the guys that do meet and mrs rings they are straight out nye door

It's surprising for a site with many thousands of single men who are all looking to shag that how many make excuses to not come

Try posting a meet and everyone that replies offer them to come and see you on a Saturday night it's amazing how many suddenly can't come or don't turn up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just be straight with people. If were not interested we say so but nicely. Never hurt peoples feelings. You cant fancy everyone can you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tell them you've got your period.

That's a popular one."

In this house it's blow job week ,

I am such a lucky guy lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tell them you've got your period.

That's a popular one.

In this house it's blow job week ,

I am such a lucky guy lol "

I am happy to do it when on lol

But don't get them no more

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By *udie_GirlTV/TS
over a year ago

Rochdale

Can't meet - have to wait for washing machine to finish it's cycle.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The favourite one I've heard from a woman is 'i started my period'.

Lovely.

I've had this one before...10 for effort, 0 for creativity..

Ladies, surely you know roughly when it will be that time of the month?

"

My periods are very irregular they can happen from anytime between day 30 up to 52!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi guys, trying to fob off a couple what excuses should I use?

I'm kidding, but I'm sure that must be the thought process of some of the t**ts on here that are nothing but pretenders. Go on, what are some of the best you've heard this past week?"
my best one I received was..... Received some very sad family news. The next day he was looking for a gang bang ha!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi guys, trying to fob off a couple what excuses should I use?

I'm kidding, but I'm sure that must be the thought process of some of the t**ts on here that are nothing but pretenders. Go on, what are some of the best you've heard this past week? my best one I received was..... Received some very sad family news. The next day he was looking for a gang bang ha! "

Perhaps he only needed one day to recover from his news! Some people hey!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I must be ugly! Never got far enough for a excuse lmao!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She was excited to meet, agreed day and time and minutes later blocked, removed profile and vanished!

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

Two meets I recall. With both, I had contacted each beforehand plus on the day.

One couple weren't in when I got to their place, do I called their mobile only to hear, "Oops, sorry, we forgot! We're at the cinema!".

Couple #2 answered their front door (after I had driven almost an hour to theirs) with, "we've changed our minds, have a safe drive home!"

Grrr!

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