FabSwingers.com forum: I deliver junk mail. Nude. Femail. Came to door

By *agxteam OP Man
over a year ago

norwich

Guys and girls tell me what was. Wright. She ask. Me in. Have. Me coffee but when. I touched. Her. She said. No. But she was nude. And Kissed me. And touch. My cock and play. With me

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By *antoriniMan
over a year ago

Banks,Southport

I see you have found the full stop button

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"I see you have found the full stop button"

Haha sorry op but that was funny!! Mind you its easily done on a phone as the full stop is next to the space bar!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha made me chuckle.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hasn't anyone translated the morse code?

There's a secret hidden message in there

So that's where the gold is buried!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

about half past 3 on a tuesday.

dont worry if the lights are off

the dog will be in the kennel;-) (we need a finger touching the side of the nose smilie lol)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Guys and girls tell me what was. Wright. She ask. Me in. Have. Me coffee but when. I touched. Her. She said. No. But she was nude. And Kissed me. And touch. My cock and play. With me "

Wtf ?

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I think the dyslexia monster has reared its' badly spelt head.

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

I didn't know William Shatner was on here!

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

Ahhh,jackanory I loved that program

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We aren't all like this in Norfolk

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By *oltoncouple88Couple
over a year ago

Bolton

Who wrote the first part of your profile?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh dearie, dearie me, don't even let me get started. NICE PROFILE! (Why didn't you stop me?)

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By *nfieldishCouple
over a year ago

Enfield

Scuse me.......where do we join the queue for this guy?

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"Guys and girls tell me what was. Wright. She ask. Me in. Have. Me coffee but when. I touched. Her. She said. No. But she was nude. And Kissed me. And touch. My cock and play. With me "

I think a situation like this is potentially very dangerous for you and as tempting as it seems you should avoid succumbing. If it seems too good to be true it usually is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it me, or there something a little wrong here?

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By *mm_n_ZedCouple
over a year ago

Fareham

[Removed by poster at 03/04/14 17:57:54]

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By *he Master JMan
over a year ago

Southall

"Guys and girls tell me what was. Wright. She ask. Me in. Have. Me coffee but when. I touched. Her. She said. No. But she was nude. And Kissed me. And touch. My cock and play. With me "

Hmmmmmmm

Soldgers

Any wonder that the government is raising the skool leeving aige

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like pancakes....

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"Is it me, or there something a little wrong here?

In what way, the op was delivering junk male a naked woman came to the door, asked him in and gave him coffee, touched him but wouldn't let him touch her. I've seen loads of threads on here in the past where people are saying they have answered the door to delivery men naked or in underwear so it could be true.

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By *am123Man
over a year ago

essex chelmsford

"Guys and girls tell me what was. Wright. She ask. Me in. Have. Me coffee but when. I touched. Her. She said. No. But she was nude. And Kissed me. And touch. My cock and play. With me "
w........t.......f

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sounds like it should be in the fantasy section

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"Guys and girls tell me what was. Wright. She ask. Me in. Have. Me coffee but when. I touched. Her. She said. No. But she was nude. And Kissed me. And touch. My cock and play. With me "

What is so hard for you all to understand?

he wants to know what was right. A lady asked him in to have coffee but when he went to take it further she said no despite her being nude and kissing him and touching his cock, playing with him.

OP if you felt uncomfortable in the situation you have every right to say no. If this was not the understanding of the way the meet would go then i think she was in the wrong for springing it on you. If however you enjoyed it then good for you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How do I opt out of the junk mail you deliver? Is it a national company or smaller businesses??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This story definitely happened and is 100% real.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Guys and girls tell me what was. Wright. She ask. Me in. Have. Me coffee but when. I touched. Her. She said. No. But she was nude. And Kissed me. And touch. My cock and play. With me

What is so hard for you all to understand?

he wants to know what was right. A lady asked him in to have coffee but when he went to take it further she said no despite her being nude and kissing him and touching his cock, playing with him.

I didn't realise it was a meet!Thought it was a chance encounter while delivering his mail.

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

(Giggles)...I swear the posts on here get more and more surreal

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

"Guys and girls tell me what was. Wright. She ask. Me in. Have. Me coffee but when. I touched. Her. She said. No. But she was nude. And Kissed me. And touch. My cock and play. With me

What is so hard for you all to understand?

he wants to know what was right. A lady asked him in to have coffee but when he went to take it further she said no despite her being nude and kissing him and touching his cock, playing with him.

I didn't realise it was a meet!Thought it was a chance encounter while delivering his mail."

That's how I read it too, x

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"How do I opt out of the junk mail you deliver? Is it a national company or smaller businesses??"

This is the only question that needs to be asked.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Scuse me.......where do we join the queue for this guy?"

Lol. Hard

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

"Guys and girls tell me what was. Wright. She ask. Me in. Have. Me coffee but when. I touched. Her. She said. No. But she was nude. And Kissed me. And touch. My cock and play. With me

What is so hard for you all to understand?

he wants to know what was right. A lady asked him in to have coffee but when he went to take it further she said no despite her being nude and kissing him and touching his cock, playing with him.

I didn't realise it was a meet!Thought it was a chance encounter while delivering his mail."

That's how I read it!

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

"This story definitely happened and is 100% real. "

Cynic!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If she didnt offer you a biscuit thats well out of order!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Totally hatstand

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By *unguy2757Man
over a year ago

newcastle

Soooooo strange ... pmsl .. first few words .. articulate? ??? ... pmsl .. prepare to be ripped to shreds

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By *oltoncouple88Couple
over a year ago

Bolton

And here's me poking fun at them people who put notes on their door saying 'No junk mail'.

I obviously got it wrong.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Guys and girls tell me what was. Wright. She ask. Me in. Have. Me coffee but when. I touched. Her. She said. No. But she was nude. And Kissed me. And touch. My cock and play. With me

What is so hard for you all to understand?

he wants to know what was right. A lady asked him in to have coffee but when he went to take it further she said no despite her being nude and kissing him and touching his cock, playing with him.

I didn't realise it was a meet!Thought it was a chance encounter while delivering his mail.

That's how I read it!"

thats how it was wrote.

no idea how evie got it was a planned meet from the OP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gissa job

I can do that

Gissa job

Yozzer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Guys and girls tell me what was. Wright. She ask. Me in. Have. Me coffee but when. I touched. Her. She said. No. But she was nude. And Kissed me. And touch. My cock and play. With me "

First Telegram I've seen in years!

XXXX

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"Guys and girls tell me what was. Wright. She ask. Me in. Have. Me coffee but when. I touched. Her. She said. No. But she was nude. And Kissed me. And touch. My cock and play. With me

What is so hard for you all to understand?

he wants to know what was right. A lady asked him in to have coffee but when he went to take it further she said no despite her being nude and kissing him and touching his cock, playing with him.

I didn't realise it was a meet!Thought it was a chance encounter while delivering his mail.

That's how I read it!

thats how it was wrote.

no idea how evie got it was a planned meet from the OP"

OK, so not a planned meet then but the rest was right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Guys and girls tell me what was. Wright. She ask. Me in. Have. Me coffee but when. I touched. Her. She said. No. But she was nude. And Kissed me. And touch. My cock and play. With me

What is so hard for you all to understand?

he wants to know what was right. A lady asked him in to have coffee but when he went to take it further she said no despite her being nude and kissing him and touching his cock, playing with him.

I didn't realise it was a meet!Thought it was a chance encounter while delivering his mail.

That's how I read it!

thats how it was wrote.

no idea how evie got it was a planned meet from the OP

OK, so not a planned meet then but the rest was right"

We just found it amusing that you smugly proclaimed:

'what's so hard for you all to understand '

And got it wrong yourself.

Chortle

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"Guys and girls tell me what was. Wright. She ask. Me in. Have. Me coffee but when. I touched. Her. She said. No. But she was nude. And Kissed me. And touch. My cock and play. With me

What is so hard for you all to understand?

he wants to know what was right. A lady asked him in to have coffee but when he went to take it further she said no despite her being nude and kissing him and touching his cock, playing with him.

I didn't realise it was a meet!Thought it was a chance encounter while delivering his mail.

That's how I read it!

thats how it was wrote.

no idea how evie got it was a planned meet from the OP

OK, so not a planned meet then but the rest was right

We just found it amusing that you smugly proclaimed:

'what's so hard for you all to understand '

And got it wrong yourself.

Chortle"

yeah but at least i'm big enough to admit my mistakes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

well, just a heads up.

but who, in their right mind, would step into a strangers house, take coffee off them, and get their dick out for them to play with, without knowing who they are or whats going on?

me personally, not a fcuking chance!!!

im suprised he isnt in a pit having body lotion lowered to him in a fcuking basket!!!

i mean really, some people think way too much with their dicks than their heads!

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By *oltoncouple88Couple
over a year ago

Bolton

'who, in their right mind, would step into a strangers house, take coffee off them, and get their dick out for them to play with, without knowing who they are or whats going on?'

Me!

Do you think bad of me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"'who, in their right mind, would step into a strangers house, take coffee off them, and get their dick out for them to play with, without knowing who they are or whats going on?'

Me!

Do you think bad of me?"

doesnt bother me.

but dont cry to anyone else when you are found naked, in the undergrowth, pummled to death, because its a set up.

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By *oltoncouple88Couple
over a year ago

Bolton

Oh fuck. Never thought of getting killed. I'm gonna stop it tomorrow then.

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By *oltoncouple88Couple
over a year ago

Bolton

Just a thought....

If I had previously been pummelled to death...

How could I cry to anyone?

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Just a thought....

If I had previously been pummelled to death...

How could I cry to anyone? "
lol, I was just thinking that

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By *reelove1969Couple
over a year ago

bristol

bizarre ....just bizarre !!

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

I don't understand why when an attractive woman posts that she fancies opening the door naked to a delivery man she is encouraged and hailed as a sexy minx but when a guy says its happened to him its a bad thing.

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By *adgodCouple
over a year ago

Greensburg

My favorite part of that.....femail.

That's a new one for me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just a thought....

If I had previously been pummelled to death...

How could I cry to anyone? lol, I was just thinking that

your mum never tell you not to climb trees, and if you do and break your leg, dont come running to her?

same thing lol

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

Is. It. The. Typed. Version. Of. Strobe. Lighting?

Don't. Stare. At. It. If. You. Have. A. Tendency. To. Fits.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Couldn't you fit your junk through her letterbox? Next time, ask if there's a gloryhole.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is. It. The. Typed. Version. Of. Strobe. Lighting?

Don't. Stare. At. It. If. You. Have. A. Tendency. To. Fits."

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By *my-blackTV/TS
over a year ago

Poole

"Is. It. The. Typed. Version. Of. Strobe. Lighting?

Don't. Stare. At. It. If. You. Have. A. Tendency. To. Fits."

Darn. It. I. Wanted. To. Be. The. First. To. Do. That. Yew. Femail. Beastle.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We aren't all like this in Norfolk

That made me laugh out loud

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

Cant believe the amount of people taking the piss out of someone who has obvious spelling/grammar problems due to.....

Could be any number of reasons!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't understand why when an attractive woman posts that she fancies opening the door naked to a delivery man she is encouraged and hailed as a sexy minx but when a guy says its happened to him its a bad thing."

Oh come on now , it's all very well to play the devis advocate and all that but really ?

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

Oh come on now , it's all very well to play the devis advocate and all that but really ?

But really what? I genuinely don't understand why me pointing that out exasperated you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

green button...

Also wondering which supermarket chayne employs matures... Oh... Wait a minute I've worked it oot.

It asda be wright. (sic)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh come on now , it's all very well to play the devis advocate and all that but really ?

But really what? I genuinely don't understand why me pointing that out exasperated you

The op is barely legible , it makes little or no sense , and the poster hasn't even bothered returning to his own thread .

Why defend it , is it just for the sheer sake of it ?

Or do you really think it warrants your support ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I didn't know William Shatner was on here!

That made me laugh out loud brilliant

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

Oh come on now , it's all very well to play the devis advocate and all that but really ?

But really what? I genuinely don't understand why me pointing that out exasperated you

The op is barely legible , it makes little or no sense , and the poster hasn't even bothered returning to his own thread .

Why defend it , is it just for the sheer sake of it ?

Or do you really think it warrants your support ?"

Blimey! You sound quite annoyed with me. I was pointing out something I'd noticed which is that something is considered good under certain circumstances and bad under others.

I don't feel the need to explain my post further really.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ahhh,jackanory I loved that program

"
And dillon the rabbit and zebedee the music was unique to.

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By *icked weaselCouple
over a year ago

Near Edinburgh..

yeah - this is a True Story !!!

the lady in question got confuddled when he turned up and Said - im mail and here to deliver you Junk.. Sorted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Guys and girls tell me what was. Wright. She ask. Me in. Have. Me coffee but when. I touched. Her. She said. No. But she was nude. And Kissed me. And touch. My cock and play. With me "

Meantime in a parallel universe people are talking in a language others can understand.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cool. Story. Bro. Tell. It. Again. Sometime...........

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By *hitevanman812Man
over a year ago

Carlisle

All joking apaert, it is a very dangerous situation, I once met a door to door salesman who had a very similar thing happen to him, BUT, the lady had learning difficulties, she told her partner, he reported it as rape, the guy was easily traced and arrested, the lady finally admitted that she had consented, but the guy lost his job, his wife, his home for about 2 minutes of sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All joking apaert, it is a very dangerous situation, I once met a door to door salesman who had a very similar thing happen to him, BUT, the lady had learning difficulties, she told her partner, he reported it as rape, the guy was easily traced and arrested, the lady finally admitted that she had consented, but the guy lost his job, his wife, his home for about 2 minutes of sex

Why did he have sex with a lady with learning difficulties.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I see you have found the full stop button"

Pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wibble.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh come on now , it's all very well to play the devis advocate and all that but really ?

But really what? I genuinely don't understand why me pointing that out exasperated you

The op is barely legible , it makes little or no sense , and the poster hasn't even bothered returning to his own thread .

Why defend it , is it just for the sheer sake of it ?

Or do you really think it warrants your support ?

Blimey! You sound quite annoyed with me. I was pointing out something I'd noticed which is that something is considered good under certain circumstances and bad under others.

I don't feel the need to explain my post further really."

i actually have to disagree with you.

i remember the last thread about a couple which wanted to do such a thing and, even though the vast majority of MEN said it was a great idea, the majority of other posters said it was unfair to involve an innocent individual in their sexual games.

so there lol

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

Oh come on now , it's all very well to play the devis advocate and all that but really ?

But really what? I genuinely don't understand why me pointing that out exasperated you

The op is barely legible , it makes little or no sense , and the poster hasn't even bothered returning to his own thread .

Why defend it , is it just for the sheer sake of it ?

Or do you really think it warrants your support ?

Blimey! You sound quite annoyed with me. I was pointing out something I'd noticed which is that something is considered good under certain circumstances and bad under others.

I don't feel the need to explain my post further really.

i actually have to disagree with you.

so there lol"

Disgaree with me how dare you lol?

Yes I have to disagree with myself a bit actually, I was sort of trying to point out that double standards exist but I wasn't using a very good example.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

It's been ages since I've seen a telegram stop

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